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Of Course Martha Stewart Is Isolating With Her Gardener

Living in coronavirus lockdown is different for celebrities. If you’re Jake Gyllenhaal, it involves making sourdough in an apartment that is NOT filled with pictures of your own face, despite hurtful rumors to the contrary. If you’re Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, it means clocking roughly 40,000 steps a day as you pose for paparazzi pics while kissing through your face masks. And if you’re domestic mogul Martha Stewart, lockdown involves staying on your 150-acre Bedford, New York, estate with your driver, housekeeper, and gardener.

In an interview with Town & Country this week, gardener Ryan McCallister said that in March, he decided to leave his New York City apartment and stay in Stewart’s guest house for a few days until the health crisis blew over. Now, more than 45 days later, he’s still there.

Because spring is the busiest time for gardening, McCallister, who has worked for Stewart for nine years, says that this has all worked out “pretty well.”

“Since we’re at the house all the time we can work earlier and later and we get a lot more things done. And Martha doesn’t just sit there and say, ‘Do that!’ She’s out there doing everything with you.” (Per T&C, McCallister “claims” that he and Stewart don’t have a favorite plant, though “he does admit they both have an affinity for poppies and dahlias.”)

#NoDaysOff, as they say in the fitness and, I guess (?), gardening communities.

In addition to preparing Stewart’s vegetable garden and planting “hundreds of saplings,” McCallister also says he has been brushing up on his video skills. “All the videos you’ve seen of her since March were done by me,” he told T&C. “I hope I’m getting better at it.”

When he’s not gardening or producing content, McCallister says he and Stewart’s driver and housekeeper eat their meals with Stewart and play cards with her.

Ah. A mogul quarantining on her estate with staff and still working long hours to make sure her garden is in tip-top shape. As far as I can tell, no screenplay based on this scenario has been optioned yet, so you still have time to write up what will surely be an awards contender in 2022.

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by Anonymousreply 51May 11, 2020 3:11 PM

He’s adorable

by Anonymousreply 1May 10, 2020 6:23 PM

Stockholm Syndrome

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by Anonymousreply 2May 10, 2020 6:24 PM

I love this. I just love it. Of course Martha Stewart is "isolating" with a live-in gardener to make sure those plants don't suffer. And yeah, he's not exactly hard to look at every day.

by Anonymousreply 3May 10, 2020 6:29 PM

Is he gay?

by Anonymousreply 4May 10, 2020 6:31 PM

It was a smart idea to leave New York. My friend who lives in Manhattan got out two moths ago just as it was breaking . This week he found out that 7 people (so far) have died in his apartment building. This is serious. Lucky he got out when he did.

by Anonymousreply 5May 10, 2020 6:32 PM

She’s riding that big green-thumbed cock.

by Anonymousreply 6May 10, 2020 6:33 PM

big green-thumbed cock. Well, that is an image.

by Anonymousreply 7May 10, 2020 6:35 PM

This is the only thing that makes sense to me in this world right now.

by Anonymousreply 8May 10, 2020 6:36 PM

She still has a full time driver? How classy.

by Anonymousreply 9May 10, 2020 6:36 PM

He's hot.

Must be gay, since he doesn't have a girlfriend or wife, that he can actually live with Martha for a month and a half.

by Anonymousreply 10May 10, 2020 6:40 PM

Is he tending to her lady garden?

by Anonymousreply 11May 10, 2020 6:42 PM

^ A guest house implies a separate house. That's plenty of social distance.

by Anonymousreply 12May 10, 2020 6:46 PM

^ "When he’s not gardening or producing content, McCallister says he and Stewart’s driver and housekeeper eat their meals with Stewart and play cards with her."

Not much social distance there.

by Anonymousreply 13May 10, 2020 6:49 PM

you know, this might be thinly veiled slavery, but I'm gonna admit, the meals are probably GREAT!

by Anonymousreply 14May 10, 2020 6:52 PM

What is Martha now, about 90. She has a great surgeon. She probably gets work done in Europe at one of those places only people like her know about. I can't believe her dried up old lady parts can still fuck a young guy like that. Maybe the extremely rich have ways of keeping their privates youthful and still flowing too.

by Anonymousreply 15May 10, 2020 6:53 PM

The best thing to come out of this story is finding out that Martha and I have the same lawnmower.

by Anonymousreply 16May 10, 2020 6:55 PM

R15, you charmer. "Dried up old lady parts"? What are you, 11?

by Anonymousreply 17May 10, 2020 7:00 PM

They banging.

Get it, Martha!

by Anonymousreply 18May 10, 2020 7:00 PM

Excuse me, Ms. Stewart's "lady parts" are perfectly preserved like a fine and very expensive jam.

by Anonymousreply 19May 10, 2020 7:02 PM

"And Martha doesn’t just sit there and say, ‘Do that!"

Unless she is in her black thigh boots and whip. Someone better know the Latin name for Pussy Willow and how!

by Anonymousreply 20May 10, 2020 7:06 PM

r15 Martha turns 79 this year.

by Anonymousreply 21May 10, 2020 7:07 PM

Martha showed off her enormous butter lettuce, impressive.

by Anonymousreply 22May 10, 2020 7:08 PM

This is like on the first couple of seasons of The Walking Dead where they escaped the city and ended up on the farm.

He needs to stay out of the barn.

by Anonymousreply 23May 10, 2020 7:10 PM

[quote] He needs to stay out of the barn.

Does Martha keep Alexis in the barn?

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by Anonymousreply 24May 10, 2020 7:11 PM

Speaking of, why no mention of Alexis?

Does she even speak with, or visit Martha any more?

They used to be super close, and now I never hear a thing about her.

by Anonymousreply 25May 10, 2020 7:12 PM

They weren't "super close." Alexis muttered under her breath and rolled her eyes at and about her mother, who smiled and joked and pretended to find it charming. You could cut the tension between them with a knife.

by Anonymousreply 26May 10, 2020 7:15 PM

This is his IG. Definitely gay.

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by Anonymousreply 27May 10, 2020 7:17 PM

Well color me shocked! A hot, handsome gardener to the stars is homosexual! Oh wait, I've reviewed his IG and he appears to like flowers, cats and rainbow tank tops. What could be more heterosexual than that?

by Anonymousreply 28May 10, 2020 7:23 PM

I nominate Alexis to contract the Covid.

by Anonymousreply 29May 10, 2020 7:47 PM

Martha doesn't drive; she is driven.

by Anonymousreply 30May 10, 2020 7:49 PM

Given that Martha has been gay for years, it's not likely she's doing much with him.

What a waste.

by Anonymousreply 31May 10, 2020 7:52 PM

R15-LOL. You're FUNNY.

by Anonymousreply 32May 10, 2020 8:17 PM

Among the IG accounts he follows is Best of Grindr. Boy likes some peen and ass

by Anonymousreply 33May 10, 2020 8:17 PM

He looks kind of like Aidan Quinn ca. 1990.

by Anonymousreply 34May 10, 2020 8:20 PM

I'm isolating with my handyman.

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by Anonymousreply 35May 10, 2020 8:34 PM

I'm not the one who's handsy, Sir Ian.

by Anonymousreply 36May 10, 2020 8:46 PM

I love his Irish face. Looks a little like Joe Kennedy (the first dead son of Joseph and Rose).

by Anonymousreply 37May 10, 2020 9:01 PM

Interesting pic from his instagram...

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by Anonymousreply 38May 10, 2020 9:17 PM

On Wednesdays, we wear Rainbows!

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by Anonymousreply 39May 10, 2020 9:19 PM

Thanks, R39.

Now we know he's a bottom!

by Anonymousreply 40May 10, 2020 11:10 PM

While I can't help him personally, I do have a very interesting line of high-end dildoes he can peruse.

by Anonymousreply 41May 10, 2020 11:17 PM

Oh Martha/R41, how wasteful of you.

I would have thought that being the Queen of Crafting, you'd harvest your own cucumbers or zucchini, and bedazzle them yourself.

No need to pay hundreds of dollars for a high end dildo, when you have some perfectly fine vegetables in your garden!

by Anonymousreply 42May 10, 2020 11:19 PM

He certainly is gifted.

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by Anonymousreply 43May 10, 2020 11:32 PM

Is she making her driver do other tasks to earn his keep since there’s not much driving to be done right now?

by Anonymousreply 44May 10, 2020 11:43 PM

Martha, Martha, Martha!!!

by Anonymousreply 45May 11, 2020 5:51 AM

R42, I have a delightful line of wicker dildos I would like you to try.

by Anonymousreply 46May 11, 2020 6:09 AM

He can still drive her to the grocery store, or other places that are open, R44.

The world isn't completely closed.

by Anonymousreply 47May 11, 2020 2:32 PM

This whole situation is so very Martha. On the one hand, it's sort of fabulous (surrounded by servants catering to her every whim). On the other, it's sort of pathetic (the only people with her are paid to be there).

by Anonymousreply 48May 11, 2020 2:41 PM

It's like Sunset Boulevard meets Contagion.

by Anonymousreply 49May 11, 2020 2:47 PM

I love that Martha mows her own lawn.

by Anonymousreply 50May 11, 2020 3:09 PM

I think others have mowed Martha's lawn, particularly when she was in the joint.

by Anonymousreply 51May 11, 2020 3:11 PM
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