I've been helped by three young servicemen with British accents in LA

Actors?

That a major city has an international population? Yeah...

Did they service you though?

“helped” ?

R2: I've just never really experienced young British guys in service jobs before

R5, then you have never been to Los Angeles. There is an explosion of young Brits all throughout Southern California.

UK Manwhores daylighting when they're not out whoring

That's nice to hear that Prince Harry has gotten a job.

L.A. attracts aspiring actors from all over the world. That's not unusual.

They were probably practicing their British accents to get tips from horny eldergays.

Helped sounds like secret code for something else.

Were they chavs?

Public naked risk

Wrong thread!

man, r14 is really getting some mileage out of that twitter feed.

Bryan Singer and the like love British twinks

Lots of young Brits in LA.

OP - if they had small to average but thick cocks and big nuts, and a twinkle in their eyes, they were Irish.

The Irish accent is pretty distinctive.

"Servicemen" typically refers only to people in the military, OP.

MI6 spies sent out to do some dirty job of shutting up certain people who are about to write a tell-all memoir?

[quote]There is an explosion of young Brits all throughout Southern California.

How are they allowed to get work permits in America??? They need to stay the fuck out of our country.

“Helped” makes me picture OP sobbing on a curb, with a broken heel.

Did they give him a handkerchief?

Sorry, when I said "helped" I meant a hand job. I should have clarified.

There is definitely a greater number of Brits in LA vs NY lately it seems. Which makes sense. Seems like if you want to leave a rainy, relatively flat and densely crowded island, LA is the perfect antidote. Look at how well Lisa Vanderpump and Ken did when they came here.

R24 HOT!

OP - your pre-WW-II euphemism is anachronistic and exhausting. You can just say: I've been jerked off by three young hoes with British accents!!!!.

I love British men and British accents.......I had a married buddy who would jack off for me and just hearing him talk would make me cum.

[quote]There is definitely a greater number of Brits in LA vs NY lately it seems. Which makes sense. Seems like if you want to leave a rainy, relatively flat and densely crowded island, LA is the perfect antidote. Look at how well Lisa Vanderpump and Ken did when they came here.

Brits hate their shithole country and are obsessed with LA, as if that’s the end all be all to America.🙄

Sorry I thought you kids would "get" my euphemism. In my day we avoided crude language like hand jobs and sling fetishes.

OP, this thread is.....

They could just have been influenced by living there for years. I've been unable to shake mine!

I sense Brits are over NYC and now have moved on to romanticizing LA.

Sorry here is my photo.

Same with Florida. You run into British people constantly now,to the point where their accent isnt particularly unique any more .

Servicemen, why was I expecting something like this?

There have always been more British in the West. The Irish are mostly in the Eastern US.

Why do you guys think there is so much white uncut dick in the West coast?

Italian, British, and Eastern Europeans.

So many English actors seem to get Hollywood roles, it makes sense that there would be a pool of them over there

I'd rather "help" the servicemen and get to sample those delicious uncut slabs.

What R39 and others have said. LA attracts people trying to break into various branches of the entertainment industry, so there are vapid, pretty people from all over the country and abroad, and they work regular gigs to make ends meet.

One Italian restaurant I go to seems to hire young guys from Italy as waiters. Not sure who the hiring manager is, but he certainly has a 'type!'

OP meant that he's been serviced by three Britishmen in LA.

Their other jobs.

It must be a nice break from their dreary weather.

Post-Brexit Britain--many young people were disgusted by the referendum outcome and have fleed the country.

*Have FLED, sorry. It's 6am where I am right now.

Oh, please! Whores are always on the move. It has nothing to do with Bregxit or Megxit.

They must be looking forward to having Harry in their midst. Partaaaay, but with a feel good, socially progressive look. What fun.

The British are making moves to restart the colonies on the west coast. Harry will be the Crown's representative after they storm the CA state capital. MI was an MI6 test run. You heard it here first.

Did you meet them at Ye Olde King's Head pub?

So where does one find these accommodating Brit servicemen?

So they fisted your bum and you gobbled their knobs?

R52 LOL

Were they dressed like this?