I want hair like David Muir (ABC Nightly News)

Ugh. He seems to be "challenged" when it comes to selecting where the part should be. It's too low. It makes him look like he has a toupee.

I’d describe it as retro gay Canadian.

David has always been longer on top.

[quote] I want hair like David Muir

I want David Muir

Fixded!

Funny I have always hated David Muir's hair, he is a handsome man but OMG that haircut.

He uses semen instead of gel

I wish I had his thick hair. I'd get a different cut though.

Fuck off! It's my hair! You can't have it!

David Tyler Muir, don't you dare raise your voice with me!

The Die In A Grease Fire Special.

He looks awesome sitting on his stool while interviewing tRump on tonight's news...like a cool contestant on the Dating Game. Trump looks ridiculous...like Humpty Dumpty, ready to fall off the stool and onto his lardass.

Isn't David Muir the #2 Network Newscaster?

It is 1/2 pompadour and 1/2 mullet. Ask for a pompette.

R12, she is not a scat queen!

Do you guys remember his college news audition reel when it was on youtube? It was hilarious because he was a BIG OlD QUEEN on it. He clearly got a voice/dialect coaching and learned to butch it up because back then he was so femme gay he almost death dropped out his chair!!!

I wish it would resurface again!

I want hair, period.

R12 David is by all measures the #1 new broadcaster

David Tyler Muir?

Is he a Jew?

Oh, this one's easy.

Just tell your stylist, "Give me the 'Closet Case Newsreader.'" They all know what THAT is.

[quote][R12] David is by all measures the #1 new broadcaster

I still prefer Lester.

It helps if you walk into the salon and in your most coquettish voice, you say, "Excuse me, but may I please have "The DeMuir."

I'm sick of David Muir. First he reads a run-down of all the stories that they are covering tonight, then they do the theme song, and then he repeats the run-down of the stories they are covering tonight, then eventually starts running the actual story. And don't get me started on the shit they save for the last segment.

R19. David is not a Jew.

David Muir, 46, was born on Nov 8, 1973 to a Roman Catholic family in Syracuse, New York, grew up in Onondaga Hill, and is fluent in Spanish.

I met David on the street in Havana in November 2016 (Castro had just died). I thought his hair looked great (despite the climate) and he was wearing these groovy boots that just screamed NYC.

God, I love Muir. Just tell your stylist you are going for latter day JFK Jr.

His hair looks really great when the child he is holding pulls it down a bit on his commercials. He points to it as if to say "See? Not a piece."

He is so hot! I want to be in him or him in me...I’m not picky

He's the most successful gay man in America!

R28, excuse you, gurl?

Ask for a hybrid of these two and it should come out just right.

R30, you should have put a NSFW warning on that

This the video? That voice, howl.

I know he's not an actor but I would do anything to see him in a nude scene.

R30: They both have their father's butthole mouth.

This being Datalounge OP, you will find that a goodly number of posters want Muir to look like one of the Backstreet Boys with gelled hair with frosted tips and another segment wish he had one of those trendy Hitler Youth haircuts.

R35, I want to see him in a fro.

Imagine what his ass looks like.

Linky stinky, r32.

He looks even hotter next to old, fat Trump

Trump crashes and burns

Show your stylist the picture. It's much easier then trying to verbalize it.

Hair laid hunty

I want David Muir's pubic hair, a few stuck between my teeth.

r32 Not the video I saw, but close enough. He really changed his voice.

I would have fucked that kid when I was in college! I wouldn't have cared how femme he was!

Who's his bf?

R43 ok..that’s just taking it too far....I’m sure David is clean down there

And how does DM manscape, do you think? Brazilian? '70's full bush? He seems like he'd go for the anal bleach.

Wow, r32.

He was a Ka-ween!

He's not gay. He's GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!

His hair usually looks cat-sucked.

And what next, OP? Betty Davis eyes???

David Tyler Muir does have great hair. I often wonder what type of gel he uses in it.

I would say many of the broadccast news reporters currently working have a similar tape that DTM's one from college days.

Part of learning the craft is learning how to deepen your voice and develop a "broadcast voice." In college days, they generally haven't perfected the broadcast voice yet.

Most reporters have different speaking voice and a deeper broadcast voice. Just listen to some of the reporters as they chat on air with the anchors after their reports have run -- their "speaking voice" from when they're chatting with the anchor can be so much different from their "broadcast voice" used during the report. It's often amusing.

Is Davy a top or bottom?

Ryan Phillippe did that with his voice, that unnatural deepening. Does it require an operation?

Meh, he's just a pretty boy news reader. He needs to just stay in that lane and shouldn't do interviews or moderate debates-he's not very good at them. ESPECIALLY when dealing with Rump.

He should hook up with Anderson Cooper, they'd make a great power couple

I wonder if he'll ever come out. Anderson finally did.

R32 tells me he has a large thick bush, one I would gladly comb through with my fingertips.

Muir and that icky greasy hair.

I would imagine he has a nice, full bush. He just doesn't look like the type who'd shave it all off (maybe trim it some but not completely shave it smooth).

The Tumbr account linked below is dedicated to David Tyler Muir, hence its name "Gimme Gimme Muir"

[quote]I would imagine he has a nice, full bush. He just doesn't look like the type who'd shave it all off (maybe trim it some but not completely shave it smooth).

R61. 46-year olds rarely shave their pubes. Trim, yes, but no shave.

So this is what it's come to

Discussing David Muir's bush or lack thereof.

Anderson Cooper was forced out of the closet by that cunt homophobe (posing as an ally) Kathy Griffin!!! What she did to him was bullshit and to get her stop, he befriended her. Then the first opportunity to dump that bitch, he took!!!! Well played, Mr. Cooper!!! Well played!

[quote]So this is what it's come to. Discussing David Muir's bush or lack thereof.

Better his bush than Covid's.

He has a distinguished face and romantic hair. A small tight ass. I fucked him off the coast of the Atlantic for a whole summer in his ass.

r67, details, please!

Groovy Boots = DL's new code name for David Tyler Muir

^^^^^Love Mr. Groovy Boots.

There are no pics of him shirtless, but last week he was doing a segment at his desk or from home and he his shirt was unbuttoned and he looked super smooth.

Oddly, he never seems to have long sleeves under his jacket.

He's so sexy though

So R67, settle the question for us then: bush or no bush?

and R67, big/avg/small? Cut or uncut?

Has anyone notice how 'off' his look and makeup has been since the shutdown?

It's like a gorgeous model who takes off all of her makeup and looks like a plain Jane.

The lighting and makeup on him is horrible - he's not as good looking as I used to think.

The last time that was realistic for OP the internet was called AOL and it started off with tiles on a screen, after a bunch of sounds came from the computer.

[quote] I wonder if he'll ever come out.

His predecessor Diane Sawyer will come out first

Small amount of fine soft hair. Smooth balls and clean hole. I insist on that, but he came that way. He loves to please. But he's not submissive. He must be taken there. The benefit of his profile made all other obstacles worthwhile. His ass was all summer fucked off the coast of the Atlantic by me. We had passionate days and nights, tethered only to each other and great ideas. I am muscular and BIG. Medium dark skin. I never noticed his dick much. Ha. I don't care about dick, but he came a lot the many times a day I screwed and pounded him. But I would say he's bigger than average bit it's thin. He stayed hard even when taking 9.5 x 6.5", depending on the position. This is more than I'm supposed to say. Some of our photos are online. Not fucking. :-) I was crazy for his face and the kissing and fucking and swimming and a bit of sailing (see photos). He is thoughtful and romantic. Beautiful ass and smooth responsive hole, great kisser. Skinny legs. I can't say more. One whole summer I fucked him off the coast of the Atlantic in his ass. Then again two months ago.

I've often said perhaps it's not him, maybe it's ABC. Perhaps they won't allow him to come out.

[quote] off the coast of the Atlantic

Who the fuck uses this expression? No one in NY that's for sure.

and what does it even mean? "IN" the Atlantic? Wtf.

Average, intact

[quote]I want hair like David Muir

you want to look like a cross between Dondi and a Chia Pet?

R77 - That writing in that fiction piece was subpar. If you're gonna write fiction, you're gonna have to be better than that.

Tweet by CNN David Dale reporter: "Trump again suggested in his ABC interview tonight that the "broken tests" developed this year for this new virus were left to him by the Obama administration. As so often, no pushback."

It was wimpy David Muir who allowed Trump to ramble about the having no medical supplies--the cupboards were bare, the Russia hoax, Ujraine hoax, impeachment hoax. Trump is in his third year...why is he blaming Obama for no tests for a vaccine that wasn't even in existence when Obama was president. And David Muir let this nonsensical Trump rambling go unchecked.

[quote] I fantasize that he's uncut. What's his foreskin like?

Huh? It's not fiction. My memories are not written for your pleasure old man @r82. I'll say no more.

R85 - right - cuz this is a natural sentence to write on the spur of the moment reply "We had passionate days and nights, tethered only to each other and great ideas."

Get out of here - decent try, but 4/10.

Thank you R86. I thought the same. And can you now explain wtf "off the coast off the Atlantic" is supposed to be mean? Is that "faux-New England" speak?

Mullet in the Closet

Earlier incarnations of the Coast of the Atlantic Troll wrote full paragraphs but excised the extraneous before posting. From 2016:

[quote]I fucked Colton off the coast of the Atlantic in his ass many times. His nipples are sensitive but he's cold inside.

Where on the Atlantic coast are all these guys getting fucked? LOL

So close..yet so Far:

I'm down with the gays! Look at me with that huge homo, David Muir!

David always says that there is no upside to being gay for him - maybe a few lost fans BUT so many more fags who will just hate him. Look at yourself!! We who remain handsome and sexual, remain free. Elder gays of Datalounge represent the reduced stock of bitterness and small comparisons, the complaints and emptiness of life that so many prescribed fags have chosen to live. Being gay WAS a mental illness for reason. The obsession with sex without connection, the OCD need to classify and reclassify everything until not a song or a fork or a city had any meaning. Such mental obsessions with sex and fixed ideas of perfection. It was an illness and the last ones still afflicted haunt and post here. God love you. We younger men and women and others - have our love and passion - greater than a lifestyle choice. Your life was a river, mine is the sea. May the lord visit healing upon your troubled mind this night, R86. We pray for you. You were 40 years old during a difficult time. To lose all your freinds and bartenders. Thank you for organizing meals for the AIDS victims.

David is romantic and high minded. It doesn't take money. He admires many things about me. My mind among them. Peace to the eldest gays. It must be hard to realize that you were only obsessed and a statistic. Fucking all the time but not really living. Not free. Even with all the noise you made about it. You moved nothing forward. We are all free now. Not to be gay. To be ourselves.

He's not even handsome. You guys sound desperate.

I think he's handsome but Tom Llamas is the one I'd bet is a hot fuck in bed.

David is very beautiful off the coast of the Atlantic. Handsome and wan. I fucked him in his ass there for a whole summer.

He's a horseface. No thanks!

[quote]David always says that there is no upside to being gay for him - maybe a few lost fans BUT so many more fags who will just hate him. Look at yourself!! We who remain handsome and sexual, remain free.

Off the coast of the Atlantic sounds like one nutty place.

I guess Nate Berkus also got fucked off the Atlantic:

"It was off the coast of the Atlantic for a whole summer in his assshole that I fucked him. And his hole was gorgeous and pink and creamy inside. Nate never painted my dick. And I'm B I G."

Nate would never paint a black man's dick. He's dumb but he's very clean and his hole is a dream. One summer I fucked him off the coast of the Atlantic in his ass for the whole year.

[quote]Most reporters have different speaking voice and a deeper broadcast voice.

He has that ridiculous Guy Smiley voice. I can't take him seriously. He always looks like he devotes more attention to his hair than the day's news.

I swear he's Ted Baxter for the 2000s. And his show was one step above tabloid news the last time I saw it.

Wow - R93 "Off the Atlantic guy' is seriously cray. Thanks for confirming our doubts.

I have friends who worked with him here in Boston at Channel 5 and they swear he's straight.

Well, that settles that, then, R103.

The only way the total hairstyle will work for you, OP, is if you have a face-shape like David. You need a long neck for that back length and a lower/medium forehead for the front upsweep. I could go on but you get it -- It will only work with the same head / face shape. His stylist should be commended.

[quote]David is by all measures the #1 new broadcaster

Yeah, not after his puffball interview with you know who. No follow ups, sat there letting him spew lies including inheriting broken test kits for a virus that didn't exist. Muir is an asshole.

Brian Stetler ripped him a new one in his newsletter today R106

And why do all of you insist on responding to trolls?

You only encourage them

I find his shaved hands and forearms in a suit with no dress shirt sleeves really weird looking. And he sits on his suit in an awkward way - his whole posture and look is bizarre.

It doesn't look good - too forced and unnatural. And like I said upthread, his makeup and lighting since the lockdown has shown he's not as hot as I once thought.

he looks great when out in the field and not weirdly posturing behind that desk. never thought of him as gay but know I don't ever remember him wearing a ring or talking about a family.

....

He's used to sitting on his knees with his legs tucked underneath him, like Little Bo Peep, so sitting in a chair must be torture for him!!!

And I want hair like Connie Britton, but you can't always get whatcha want.

Modified Mullet

He's 46. Is he a Just for Men?

I don't care about his hair cut. It's irrelevant until the throws away all that fucking awful product he slathers onto his head. Then we can wash his hair, assess the possibilities and settle on a flattering cut.

But going on camera in a serious discussion of matters in the news while his hair is covered in... brilliantine? Goose grease? No. Just no. In undermines any efforts he makes to be taken seriously.

When is he going to find a nice woman to settle down with?

Smack down! Take that, David Muir.

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Show the picture.

He's prettier, but David looks a bit like Princess Anne.

r120 - eat it, bitch!

R121. You wish.

David Muir is a greasy, smarmy dick wad. He's the 21st century equivalent of Ted Baxter.

And like Ron Burgundy, he'll read anything off a teleprompter.

r123's just pissed because I turned him down!

We all know I'm America's most trusted newsman!

You didn't turn me down, David, because I never offered myself to you. I'm not into greasy, slimy worms.

I'm not a worm! I'm America's sweetheart, bitch!

He never asked me if I were okay.

The hair at the back of his neck always sticks out.

I think he was a little more active when he was in Boston back in the day.

awwgh, nooo, not the Fag Hag kiss of death from Kelly Ripa... run, David, RUN!!!

shit, he'll be Anderson Cooper Cohen in record time. sucks. I like knowing NOTHING about his personal life. He's just my newsman and a damn good one.

r129 - stories?

I watched the interview with Trump yesterday. Congrats to David Tyler Muir for landing the interview. Trump does so few non-Fox interviews.

I'm just shocked at the softball questions DTM asked with no follow up questions. Was the lack of follow up questions a pre-condition for the interview? DTM is an experienced journalist. To let Trump get away with some of those answers was outrageous. Blaming all the testing problems on the Obama administration? No questions about dismantling the National Security Council's pandemic team.

[quote]I find his shaved hands and forearms in a suit with no dress shirt sleeves really weird looking. And he sits on his suit in an awkward way - his whole posture and look is bizarre.

I notice the same. Is he smooth or does he really shave his forearms? given his stubble you'd think he'd be hairier.

Has he had plastic surgery?

And for the record I think he's super hot and sexy despite any of his "flaws"

[quote]awwgh, nooo, not the Fag Hag kiss of death from Kelly Ripa... run, David, RUN!!!

Too late, he is paid up member of the club.

A little nip for you, as close to shirtless as well get these days. Looks smooth to me.

Interesting he didn't wear a tee-shirt underneath. He had to know his nips would show through a white wet shirt. Insight?

David is smooth. But not completely. He has a few charming baby hairs in sweet places. I wrote a poem about David's hair and my desire for him off the coast of the Atlantic one summer when I fucked him in his ASS all year!!

Was that photo at R135 taken off the coast of the Atlantic?

Some of our photos are online but that is not one of them R138. Davey looks good wet though. He was wet and sticky deep up inside his ASS all summer off the coast of the Atlantic. We have to be more discreet now. He's still wet up between me down there. My sexy boy.

He pussied out when he interviewed Trump and then softball questions.

I want to be his intern ...nothing sexual, just learn from the best. Ok, maybe just a little tongue here and there

[quote] Ok, maybe just a little tongue here and there

Where and where?

In the fields of yonder, plush green and purple bloom

All the time I wander, waiting in this room

For your amazing squander, the summer leaves us soon...

Then on a perfect stage, in your romantic hair

Awaiting whore, fool or mystic to seduce you to their lair -

Your profilific arrogance, forgets me deep in there.

Go close your eyes in ecstasy, I'll descend on you like flood

In a wave I leave my wound, your body runs with blood

My love this truth is not a curse, O'er your heart I circle vulture

I'll be your common dracula

To follow you forever.

[quote]Interesting he didn't wear a tee-shirt underneath. He had to know his nips would show through a white wet shirt. Insight?

They're nipples, everyone has them.

Yes, R144, but I think most celebrities would make choices that would prevent it from happening. I remember a college basketball coach sweated through his white shirt during the NCAA tournament and social media ripped him for not hiding his nipples.

[quote]Ok, maybe just a little tongue here and there // Where and where?

Off the coast of the Atlantic, of course.

Nothing is worse than a nip slip.

I think this Canadian politician enjoyed showing them off.

Do guys even wear undershirts anymore?

Does anyone still wear a hat?

[quote]Do guys even wear undershirts anymore?

I do because I have excessive underarm sweating and without an undershirt my outer shirt would be drenched.

He wanted his PECS to show. The nips were just an added benefit.

[quote]Congrats to David Tyler Muir for landing the interview. Trump does so few non-Fox interviews. I'm just shocked at the softball questions DTM asked with no follow up questions.

Uh, do you think maybe he got the interview precisely because he was going to ask softball questions? He probably submitted his questions in advance. He wants the high journalistic profile that comes from interviewing the President; he's not interested in making news or causing trouble.

[quote] I'm just shocked at the softball questions DTM asked with no follow up questions.

Perhaps DTM didn't ask follow ups because he was distracted thinking about his lover off the coast of the Atlantic.

Old ladies like Anderson Cooper wear undershirts. What kind of modern man wears undershirts with a suit? What a weird question.

He learned all his interview skills from his best friend.

I'd tell my stylist I wanted David's "Left Bank of Moses's Rolled-Back Red Sea" number, OP. :j

Will he ever come out?

[quote]Will he ever come out?

Those of us who can be found off the coast of the Atlantic have no need to "come out."

His face is longer than mine.

I finally got around to watching that "interview", David is another propaganda peddler, pretending to be a journalist. He must love Trump's tough guy bull crap because he just smiled through Trump's lies. David's failure to hold the President even a tiny bit accountable is on par with Matt Lauer's unbalanced interview with Trump after hammering Hillary for an hour about her emails. Immediately after this interview, an over-tan David, decides to sugar coat the narrative by reiterating that Trump's heartache of the 80k Americans that died and once again sending the President's "love".

Like a poster said in another thread, when the WH needs someone outside of Fox to tongue-fuck Trump's fast-food-smelling-unwashed ass, David is the first one Conway calls. I'm 100% through with that rat bastard and his outdated Nightly News. Hot guy, but he lacks a backbone and journalistic integrity, so fuck him.

David had a sexy curved backbone when I fucked him off the coast of the Atlantic in his ASS for one whole summer. He hates Trump, but he doesn't like to get too upset about things.

Do you ever fuck guys off the Pacific?

What, does this guy have an island "off the coast" and fuck all these celebs there with his BBC?

I seem to recall Lauer got a lot of shit for his softball interview with Trump. Is David getting same?

He's gettin' into Porter Wagoner pompadour territory there.

Why, yes R164. Yes, he is getting shit for kissing Fatso's ass.

He's hideous. Y'all really that desparate? He looks like Herman Munster. Hard pass.

He does indeed look like Herman Munster, r167, if Herman Munster was a prancing, mincing queen.

He deserves to be dragged for that interview. A news outlet is not supposed to be a PR tool. Fuck Muir and his shaved knuckles and forearms.

[quote]A news outlet is not supposed to be a PR tool.

It's not?!

Herman Munster? Oh, please. You wouldn't turn him down. No one here would.

I’m sorry, I'd turn down Herman Munster, what with those bolts and shit. A line has to be drawn somewhere.

He has short sleeves tonight. Was he reading this thread???

How did he get his voice so much deeper?

I ran into him in the hallway at work and he wouldn't look me in the eye! He just kept on Prancercising right past me!!!!

I figured out how to get the look. Its been nearly three months since I had a haircut and I’m getting bored after social distancing I guess.

Step 1- apply axe clean cut pomade to wet hair- be fairly generous

Step 2- blow dry in the general direction of the style. It will take a while to dry after using the pomade. It will probable also look a little greasy.

Step 3- use a straightening iron throughout

Step 4- style with your fingers.

He may also use hairspray, but then you can’t fix it if you’ve been out in the wind.

R175, Miss Muir does not do wind.

That would be an ordeal, R175, but it might produce an acceptable, if affected, result.

But I have seen La Muir on the TeeVee looking like he has a head full of Jheri Curl. He really needs a 12 Step program for hair product.

Hahah. It is a hassle. I am looking forward to a short cut again!

Honestly though, it looks much better than when I allow it to dry naturally. I may keep using the dryer until I can get another haircut, but the straightening iron is a little ridiculous.

^ Who is this bitch? Muir isn't a queen about his hair. He's styled a bit for on air. And it's two steps. Old fags are weird when they don't get fucked no more, right R178?

I fucked David M in his ass one whole summer off the coast of the Atlantic. He had nothing in his hair but saltwater, sweat and my sweet juice. He's a beautiful man.

deeeeee

Yeah, well I sucked his dick on the roof of Jasmine Guy’s house.

I was dangling a honey baked ham in front of Kirstie Ally, yodeling to soothe her and convince her to climb down and woops there’s David and there is David’s delightful dick. Kirstie fell and broke her face. It was awful.

I didn’t wash the jizz off my safety goggles (Kirstie was an eye gouger) until I got home.

I forgot. Because stoned.

OP, ask for the “American Psycho”.

Gurl looks fierce