Grimes and Elon Musk welcome baby named X Æ A-12 who will be allowed to determine their own gender

The baby's real name is Pat.

CPS on Line 1!

It's unfortunate the poor kid doesn't have a choice about parents.

There's nothing wrong with using your child as a lab experiment AT ALL!

Honestly, I feel like this is irresponsible and very damaging to a child's psyche.

They are going to make a team of therapists very rich one day.

Please tell me this is a joke.

Two aspies narcissists have a kid. This will end well.

We've been sorting out our own genders...forever. Not sure why they feel this is helpful.

What is a Grimes?

I have a cousin named X Æ A-12. I hope it doesn't become a trend.

They could have picked a unisex name like Hilary.

He's an idiot who got lucky and she's a perfect match. Two people who belong together. BUT to bring a child into this world? Prediction: She'll file for divorce and make a fortune in child support.

this is why we have coronavirus.

R12 I don’t believe they’re married

R14 Won't make any difference when she claims 'rights' to the child. The money is hers as the breeder.

He was smart to not mary her.

She was smart to get knocked up.

Imagine being this starved for attention.

I'm non-binary. Fuck my parents for making me pick a gender!

This is what drives people to the Christian Right.

*marry

Don't know anything about her. I take it also has a reputation for being off the rails? What were her antics?

She's a musical genius - one of the few of our times. I wish them and their bizarre clan all the best.

I believe that this baby is his SIXTH son. Are the other boys as screwed up as this one is going to be?

I really liked Grimes when she first popped up around 2011. Her first EP and her first and second album feature both really unique, strange, yet pleasant pop music. I didn't like her third album, "Art Angels", but her most recent record is okay. That being said, I get the sense that she is an insufferable person in real life. Same with him. They met through Twitter after finding they had both posted some obscure pun, which tells me all I need to know. I've noticed she has gotten increasingly obnoxious since they became a couple, and is now obsessed with AI and has made it the thematic centerpiece of her musical endeavors.

He's a megalomaniac from a bizarre family . I really enjoy her music and think she is an authentic talent. The name is truly terrible, whether the child is a he/she/or zhe.

Someone better call family services. Poor little Zsa Zsa is gonna grow up confused!

Ok, but what is the kid's actual gender. I don't mean what these freaks are pretending it is, but is it a boy or girl?

Has the baby decided to use "they" as a pronoun? Come on, what are "they" waiting for?

Pee pee or Va ja ja ?

[Quote] A-12 is thought to be a reference to the Lockheed A-12, a CIA aircraft codenamed Archangel. Æ is pronounced ‘ash’, leading Reddit users to suggest the baby’s name will be pronounced Sasha Archangel.

Poor rich baby.

Also, why do Grimes and Musk address the baby using "their"? How do they know what pronouns the baby wishes to be addressed by?

Elon is a nut job. The child has my sympathies.

R27, Musk said it’s a boy.

I think the baby mama is the one pushing that gender policy.

Eldergay here. With each passing day, I am given more reasons to be grateful that most of my time on this earth has already passed.

Grimes. Sounds dirty.

Grimes is a try hard, always trying to be so edgy.

She was very smart to get pregnant with Elon's offspring. His last wife got $25 million without having a baby. Grimes is going to get a lot more in child support, etc.

Off course she did this for the money.

He already has twins and triplets. He should stop procreating.

People like Elon should not be allowed to reproduce. He just added another mentally unstable being to our population. This is why there needs to be mandatory abortion.

Would this couple be that desperate for pap attention to burden their baby with an odd name?

Recall a top psychiatrist/family therapist stating that the offspring of celebs start out with enough psychological problems in life. Why burden them further with an abnormal moniker?

Elon thinks we live in a computer simulation so maybe his baby’s name is a computer code.

Tedious attention whores

If it's a boy, the don't mutilate his penis. Let him decide.

Pardon my pearl-clutching, but this poor new little soul doesn’t deserve to be mocked by his mother with a tattoo filter. That’s not even a little bit cute. That’s gross.

I get “Grimes” and “Halsey” confused.

The kid can play with R2D2 and CP30

All of his other kids are boys. This one is probably a boy, too. Grimes looks like a Juggalo. Musk is going to end up in a padded room, thinking he made it to Mars.

Has anyone seen FKA Twigs and Grimes in the same place at the same time?

R46, that’s not exactly how it works.

"Grimes and Musk have a baby"

Yeah, it's as disgusting I had expected.

In related news, the grandmother--international supermodel and it girl Maye Musk--will be scaring the shit out of the child by playing this video on a continuous loop in the crib.

That sounds more like a "fuck off" than a "welcome".

"What's shis name?"

"Ex-eh-ah Douze Musk-Grimes"

^^"shis" I like it!!

I genuinely thought this was a joke until I Googled it.

Wow, who’s gonna protect that baby from those “parent”? There needs to be in intervention.

I thought names like that were against the law.

Definitely Never gonna buy a Tesla now....

What the ACTUAL fuck? I wasn't for forced sterilization until now.

[Quote] Grimes and Elon Musk welcome baby named X Æ A-12

Cultural appropriation!

WHAT R7 SAID. NEXT!

Ugh, those fake face tattoos they drew on the baby’s face.....those two are fucking insane....I can only imagine what they will do to this baby....

It's Instagram filtering. They didn't actually draw on the kid. Regardless, stupid and infantile stuff.

Yep, if the labor and delivery nurses caught sight of parents doodling on their newborn's face, they would definitely call children services.

R61, an IG filter that gives the appearance of tattoos on a baby who’s been in this world for 24 hours is not quite as bad as actually doodling on its face.

But it’s close.

R12 I don't think you know what the word idiot means

Their child naming process smelled like Grime and the pungent glandular secretion of a male musk ‘Oh Deer’.

They were close to going with this name:

Xce$/e

It’s child abuse. Poor little kid.

In most countries around the world, this would not even be allowed--not even if your surname is Musk.

Fuck these techno utopian weirdos, I’m becoming a Luddite.

mercy his bitch wife is fug. how did she land him?

This probably just some internet rumor. How sure are you that they gave him this name?

is tht thing a tranny with loong black wig ala 66

R70 they are not married. And I hope, for his sake, that the baby inherited dad's nose and mom's eyes and lips

R71 of course they didn't actually name their kid that. Pretty much every state has laws against using numbers and special characters in someone's name. They're just trolling and I'm surprised so many people are taking them seriously.

Amber Heard must be kicking herself in the teeth right now

R73 why is he procreate with such an ugly freak when he used to have Amber Heard. Weird.

R75 Cause she won't cheat on him with chicks when he's out of town, like Amber would

Should have called it Yayo.

It may not be legal in California.

She’s got some weird looking fingers at r73.

Notice he definitely slapped his last name on it. No numbers or letters there. That's his property and everyone is going to know it!

I think Grimes (Claire Boucher) is, on the rare occasion, cute, and sometimes fairly pretty. She is certainly naturally better looking than Musk. Her nose is quite wide-set, but I think she has otherwise attractive features. A large part of what makes her look so unappealing most of the time has to do with the way she styles herself. 99% of the time, she looks like a homeless woman with schizophrenia and unfettered access to a tattoo gun.

The kid is doomed.

[quote] A-12 is thought to be a reference to the Lockheed A-12, a CIA aircraft codenamed Archangel.

Yes but they messed up. They INTENDED to name the kid for the related but quite different SR-71 Blackbird.

Dumb mistake. Anybody can see the difference.