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Let's be a day in the life of Susan Collins!

I'm the hate mail and hate calls her poor staffers have to deal with everyday!

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by Anonymousreply 88May 15, 2020 4:52 PM

I'm the faint head-shake of disapproval at the President in the morning (knowing it will get me good press), then the rest of the day when she works tirelessly to advance his agenda in the Senate (punctuated only by shivers of fear at the thought of the next election).

by Anonymousreply 1May 5, 2020 3:57 PM

I'm sure she finds it very "disturbing."

by Anonymousreply 2May 5, 2020 3:57 PM

I’m the contradiction and confusion running rampant in her brain!

by Anonymousreply 3May 5, 2020 4:00 PM

I’m the pledge the cunt made in 1996 to serve only two terms.

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by Anonymousreply 4May 5, 2020 4:03 PM

I'm the spritz of Chanel No. 5 on her lady bits in the morning. I don't work.

by Anonymousreply 5May 5, 2020 4:06 PM

I'm the several pounds of makeup used to cover up skin that makes the moon's surface look placid.

by Anonymousreply 6May 5, 2020 4:11 PM

I'm her turkey neck.

by Anonymousreply 7May 5, 2020 4:12 PM

I'm her calm confidence that everything is fine, and if it's not, it will be soon and we're not to worry.

by Anonymousreply 8May 5, 2020 4:14 PM

I'm her mirror. She has trouble looking into me.

by Anonymousreply 9May 5, 2020 4:16 PM

I'm the odd S&M chain she's wearing around her neck in OP's photo.

by Anonymousreply 10May 5, 2020 4:17 PM

This cunt looks like Flava flav in “white chicks” makeup and a sad Dorothy Hamil wig.

by Anonymousreply 11May 5, 2020 4:20 PM

I am her deep DIS-A-PPOINT-MENT!

by Anonymousreply 12May 5, 2020 4:26 PM

Ouch!

I keep dropping cans is Campbell's soup on my feet.

I'm dropping everything on my feet.

by Anonymousreply 13May 5, 2020 4:29 PM

I'm Mitch McConnell playing footsie with her.

by Anonymousreply 14May 5, 2020 5:00 PM

OP, it's 2020, not 2018.

by Anonymousreply 15May 5, 2020 6:08 PM

R15 people hate her even more now!

by Anonymousreply 16May 5, 2020 6:12 PM

Yeah, she got hated all over again recently with the impeachment vote.

by Anonymousreply 17May 5, 2020 6:15 PM

I'm very CONCERNED over this thread!

by Anonymousreply 18May 5, 2020 6:17 PM

I'm the CONCERN

by Anonymousreply 19May 5, 2020 6:19 PM

I'm increasing security around my house as I'm now the most hated member of the Senate (and possibly the most hated woman in Maine). Once the quarantine is over, the unwashed (and unemployed) masses are coming for me in force

by Anonymousreply 20May 5, 2020 6:24 PM

I’m the comfortable chinos she wears at summer parades with her Maine constituents.

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by Anonymousreply 21May 5, 2020 6:24 PM

I am the ten dollars this DL poster just now donated to Susan Collins' democratic opponent Sara Gideon's senate campaign.

by Anonymousreply 22May 5, 2020 6:37 PM

I am the fifty dollars this DL poster just now donated to Sara Gideon's Senate campaign (thanks, r22, for reminding me to do this--think of your donation as being matched and multiplied).

by Anonymousreply 23May 5, 2020 6:53 PM

I'm her lunch date with Joni Ernst at a D.C. Subway.

by Anonymousreply 24May 5, 2020 7:22 PM
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by Anonymousreply 25May 5, 2020 7:43 PM

Please give to her Dem challenger, Sara Gideon.

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by Anonymousreply 26May 5, 2020 7:55 PM

Somebody in Maine should make a whoopie pie in her honor -- two different sides to represent her two faces, filled with disappointment cream center.

by Anonymousreply 27May 5, 2020 7:58 PM

Is that the trans version of a Tom Collins?

by Anonymousreply 28May 5, 2020 8:08 PM

I’m her extremely rich, extremely rightwing lobbyist husband. Mah wife will certainly not disappoint our fine president because we are getting richer than hell.

by Anonymousreply 29May 5, 2020 8:11 PM

I’m her two faces. The one for her Democratic constituents, who might still vote for her.

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by Anonymousreply 30May 5, 2020 8:15 PM

And the other for the Repug Trumpsters who love her.

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by Anonymousreply 31May 5, 2020 8:16 PM

I am the public condemnations that Maine resident / horror novelist Stephen King has made about Maine Senator Susan Collins on the late night talk shows.

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by Anonymousreply 32May 5, 2020 8:44 PM

Hello R23 from R22. Thank you for matching and donating to Sara Gideon's campaign. Very kind, generous and conscientious of you. I like Sara Gideon's platform. I've had enough of Sen. Collins (and I don't even live in Maine).

by Anonymousreply 33May 5, 2020 8:49 PM

I'm a millennial snowflake who sends a myriad of hate mails to her but will not bother to vote her out this year! MEH!

by Anonymousreply 34May 5, 2020 8:51 PM

R34, Maine is the state with the oldest people in all 50 states, so while it would be helpful if their young population do show up and vote her ass out, it's going to have to be the older voters doing the heavy lifting over there.

by Anonymousreply 35May 5, 2020 8:55 PM

I'm the hairdresser who hates her and encourages bangs.

by Anonymousreply 36May 5, 2020 8:57 PM

I'm her ass face.

by Anonymousreply 37May 5, 2020 8:57 PM

I'm the box of hangers that was mailed to her office during the Kavanaugh hearings that she found just so incredibly amusing.

by Anonymousreply 38May 5, 2020 9:05 PM

I am that aesthetically displeasing billboard truck parked across the street from Senator Collins' home.

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by Anonymousreply 39May 5, 2020 9:31 PM

I'm a lobster tail smothered in butter.

by Anonymousreply 40May 5, 2020 9:48 PM

Not good. Sara Gideon needs every dollar.

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by Anonymousreply 41May 5, 2020 10:07 PM

I am concerned about being concerned.

by Anonymousreply 42May 5, 2020 10:17 PM

I'm the sex she hasn't had in 30 years.

by Anonymousreply 43May 6, 2020 2:55 AM

I'm her stupid, quivering voice that makes her sound 15 years older than she is and that makes everyone want to punch her in her fugly fucking face.

by Anonymousreply 44May 6, 2020 3:04 AM

R44, lol.

by Anonymousreply 45May 6, 2020 3:22 AM

I'm the media, propping her up.

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by Anonymousreply 46May 6, 2020 3:28 AM

I'm the "lesson" she thinks Forrest Trump learned from his impeachment.

by Anonymousreply 47May 6, 2020 3:46 AM

I'm her pussy, and next to me, Cheryl's smells like a mountain meadow after a spring rain.

by Anonymousreply 48May 6, 2020 3:53 AM

I’m the lemon she looks like she just bit into.

by Anonymousreply 49May 6, 2020 3:55 AM

I'm her secret lesbian past that Trump, Moscow Mitch and Putin use as Kompromat to keep her in line.

by Anonymousreply 50May 6, 2020 4:00 AM

r39 - that's Stephen King's house, not Susie's. Love the billboard tho.

by Anonymousreply 51May 6, 2020 4:02 AM

I’m the reassurance she feels when remembers she’s not Betsy DeVos!

by Anonymousreply 52May 6, 2020 4:02 AM

r9 beat me to it

by Anonymousreply 53May 6, 2020 4:04 AM

Please give to Sara Gideon.

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by Anonymousreply 54May 7, 2020 3:33 PM

I'm John Ratcliffe, who fed her enough BS to get her confirmation vote and push that faggot Grennell out.

by Anonymousreply 55May 7, 2020 3:38 PM

I'm the most favored event in her calendar

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by Anonymousreply 56May 7, 2020 3:40 PM

Early morning: Concerned

Mid-morning: Piqued

Mid-day: Troubled

Afternoon: Worried

Late Afternoon: Perturbed

Early Evening: Disappointed

Evening: Unsettled

Late Night: Bothered

Overnight: Sleepy soundly, no problem

by Anonymousreply 57May 7, 2020 3:51 PM

I’m the shatterproof mirror she bought because....well...LOOK AT HER! She sho is UGLAY!

by Anonymousreply 58May 7, 2020 3:51 PM

I'm the Grim Reaper. People are calling to me to bring death to Susan's career or Susan herself.

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by Anonymousreply 59May 7, 2020 4:30 PM

I'm the rather appropriate plate of waffles.

by Anonymousreply 60May 7, 2020 4:43 PM

She's homely

by Anonymousreply 61May 8, 2020 4:23 PM

I am just another ten dollar bill. I have just been donated to Susan Collins' opponent, Sara Gideon.

by Anonymousreply 62May 9, 2020 8:48 PM

I’m that SNOUT.

by Anonymousreply 63May 9, 2020 8:50 PM

She always looks like she's smelling something bad.

by Anonymousreply 64May 9, 2020 11:09 PM

^^^ She who smelt it, dealt it.

by Anonymousreply 65May 9, 2020 11:20 PM

I've looked at Susan Collins from both sides now, from up and down, and still somehow, I thank my lucky stars we're NOT related.

by Anonymousreply 66May 9, 2020 11:30 PM

I'm the Rhinoplasty she should have had: she thinks of me fondly, and often. I keep telling her it's never too late.

by Anonymousreply 67May 9, 2020 11:35 PM

She didn’t marry until she was sixty....interesting....

by Anonymousreply 68May 10, 2020 5:26 AM

I'm the mirrors in her home, covered with brown paper because she cannot bear to look at herself.

by Anonymousreply 69May 10, 2020 6:30 AM

I'm the soul she sold to be Mitch's bitch

by Anonymousreply 70May 10, 2020 6:34 AM

Sara Gideon. Takes dictionary-definition literally <1min to contribute, especially if you have PayPal.

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by Anonymousreply 71May 11, 2020 3:21 PM

I'm the row of Kate Ballard wigs on styrofoam heads. Which one shall I pick...I'm so concerned.

by Anonymousreply 72May 11, 2020 3:30 PM

I'm the hard decisions, from which she self quarantines

by Anonymousreply 73May 11, 2020 5:41 PM

For a while I thought “Doesn’t matter to her if she loses: it’s off to a lucrative position at the AARP.”

Now, I want her to understand how hated she is, and how everyone sees her as the liar she is, and no one’s falling for the moderate-concern ruse anymore. A sociopath really needs to have that hammered in before they understand.

by Anonymousreply 74May 12, 2020 2:24 AM

I was thinking - who the fuck does she remind me of in OP’s pic?

And then it hit me...

John Huston in Chinatown. Put a brown wig on that motherfucker (well, daughter fucker, I suppose) and it’s Susan!

by Anonymousreply 75May 12, 2020 2:49 AM

I'm the zip up pleather outfit this cunt decided to wear when she lectured the American people about how the founding fathers wanted rapist Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court.

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by Anonymousreply 76May 12, 2020 3:04 AM

Susan Collins is a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 77May 12, 2020 4:01 PM

Susan Collins is a damned shame!

by Anonymousreply 78May 12, 2020 4:19 PM

I'm the $5 this DLer donated to her opponent back in January. And I live 9 states away from Maine!

by Anonymousreply 79May 12, 2020 11:07 PM

I'm Susan Collins, and I approved all the concern in this message.

by Anonymousreply 80May 14, 2020 1:00 AM

I'm the $500 the NYer sent to her opponent the day she confirmed beer boy rapist

by Anonymousreply 81May 14, 2020 1:45 AM

r57, you forgot bewitched, bothered and bewildered.

by Anonymousreply 82May 14, 2020 4:22 AM

People in Maine need to make her and her family broke.

You also need to make her last years a misery by keeping her in court.

by Anonymousreply 83May 14, 2020 4:47 AM

Iam the "CONCERN" that she always talks about. Though I am concern about women, women health care and rights and Democracy.

Vote Susan Collins out of office. Sick of all her lies.

November 2020.

by Anonymousreply 84May 14, 2020 4:58 AM

I have some family up in Maine, and I can tell you that come November she is fucked. They are so pissed off at her.

by Anonymousreply 85May 14, 2020 5:24 AM

I’m Thursday, the day Susie scrubs her VJ.

by Anonymousreply 86May 14, 2020 5:26 AM

This is the day I am, November 3, 2020.

Vote this Pathological Liar Out of Office.

by Anonymousreply 87May 14, 2020 7:02 AM

She’s an ugly cunt too.

by Anonymousreply 88May 15, 2020 4:52 PM
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