I'm the hate mail and hate calls her poor staffers have to deal with everyday!
I'm the faint head-shake of disapproval at the President in the morning (knowing it will get me good press), then the rest of the day when she works tirelessly to advance his agenda in the Senate (punctuated only by shivers of fear at the thought of the next election).
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 5, 2020 3:57 PM |
I'm sure she finds it very "disturbing."
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 5, 2020 3:57 PM |
I’m the contradiction and confusion running rampant in her brain!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 5, 2020 4:00 PM |
I’m the pledge the cunt made in 1996 to serve only two terms.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 5, 2020 4:03 PM |
I'm the spritz of Chanel No. 5 on her lady bits in the morning. I don't work.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 5, 2020 4:06 PM |
I'm the several pounds of makeup used to cover up skin that makes the moon's surface look placid.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 5, 2020 4:11 PM |
I'm her turkey neck.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 5, 2020 4:12 PM |
I'm her calm confidence that everything is fine, and if it's not, it will be soon and we're not to worry.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 5, 2020 4:14 PM |
I'm her mirror. She has trouble looking into me.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 5, 2020 4:16 PM |
I'm the odd S&M chain she's wearing around her neck in OP's photo.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 5, 2020 4:17 PM |
This cunt looks like Flava flav in “white chicks” makeup and a sad Dorothy Hamil wig.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 5, 2020 4:20 PM |
I am her deep DIS-A-PPOINT-MENT!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 5, 2020 4:26 PM |
Ouch!
I keep dropping cans is Campbell's soup on my feet.
I'm dropping everything on my feet.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 5, 2020 4:29 PM |
I'm Mitch McConnell playing footsie with her.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 5, 2020 5:00 PM |
OP, it's 2020, not 2018.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 5, 2020 6:08 PM |
R15 people hate her even more now!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 5, 2020 6:12 PM |
Yeah, she got hated all over again recently with the impeachment vote.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 5, 2020 6:15 PM |
I'm very CONCERNED over this thread!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 5, 2020 6:17 PM |
I'm the CONCERN
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 5, 2020 6:19 PM |
I'm increasing security around my house as I'm now the most hated member of the Senate (and possibly the most hated woman in Maine). Once the quarantine is over, the unwashed (and unemployed) masses are coming for me in force
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 5, 2020 6:24 PM |
I’m the comfortable chinos she wears at summer parades with her Maine constituents.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 5, 2020 6:24 PM |
I am the ten dollars this DL poster just now donated to Susan Collins' democratic opponent Sara Gideon's senate campaign.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 5, 2020 6:37 PM |
I am the fifty dollars this DL poster just now donated to Sara Gideon's Senate campaign (thanks, r22, for reminding me to do this--think of your donation as being matched and multiplied).
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 5, 2020 6:53 PM |
I'm her lunch date with Joni Ernst at a D.C. Subway.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 5, 2020 7:22 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 5, 2020 7:43 PM |
Somebody in Maine should make a whoopie pie in her honor -- two different sides to represent her two faces, filled with disappointment cream center.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 5, 2020 7:58 PM |
Is that the trans version of a Tom Collins?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 5, 2020 8:08 PM |
I’m her extremely rich, extremely rightwing lobbyist husband. Mah wife will certainly not disappoint our fine president because we are getting richer than hell.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 5, 2020 8:11 PM |
I’m her two faces. The one for her Democratic constituents, who might still vote for her.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 5, 2020 8:15 PM |
And the other for the Repug Trumpsters who love her.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 5, 2020 8:16 PM |
I am the public condemnations that Maine resident / horror novelist Stephen King has made about Maine Senator Susan Collins on the late night talk shows.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 5, 2020 8:44 PM |
Hello R23 from R22. Thank you for matching and donating to Sara Gideon's campaign. Very kind, generous and conscientious of you. I like Sara Gideon's platform. I've had enough of Sen. Collins (and I don't even live in Maine).
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 5, 2020 8:49 PM |
I'm a millennial snowflake who sends a myriad of hate mails to her but will not bother to vote her out this year! MEH!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 5, 2020 8:51 PM |
R34, Maine is the state with the oldest people in all 50 states, so while it would be helpful if their young population do show up and vote her ass out, it's going to have to be the older voters doing the heavy lifting over there.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 5, 2020 8:55 PM |
I'm the hairdresser who hates her and encourages bangs.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 5, 2020 8:57 PM |
I'm her ass face.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 5, 2020 8:57 PM |
I'm the box of hangers that was mailed to her office during the Kavanaugh hearings that she found just so incredibly amusing.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 5, 2020 9:05 PM |
I am that aesthetically displeasing billboard truck parked across the street from Senator Collins' home.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 5, 2020 9:31 PM |
I'm a lobster tail smothered in butter.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 5, 2020 9:48 PM |
I am concerned about being concerned.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 5, 2020 10:17 PM |
I'm the sex she hasn't had in 30 years.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 6, 2020 2:55 AM |
I'm her stupid, quivering voice that makes her sound 15 years older than she is and that makes everyone want to punch her in her fugly fucking face.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 6, 2020 3:04 AM |
R44, lol.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 6, 2020 3:22 AM |
I'm the "lesson" she thinks Forrest Trump learned from his impeachment.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 6, 2020 3:46 AM |
I'm her pussy, and next to me, Cheryl's smells like a mountain meadow after a spring rain.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 6, 2020 3:53 AM |
I’m the lemon she looks like she just bit into.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 6, 2020 3:55 AM |
I'm her secret lesbian past that Trump, Moscow Mitch and Putin use as Kompromat to keep her in line.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 6, 2020 4:00 AM |
r39 - that's Stephen King's house, not Susie's. Love the billboard tho.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 6, 2020 4:02 AM |
I’m the reassurance she feels when remembers she’s not Betsy DeVos!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 6, 2020 4:02 AM |
r9 beat me to it
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 6, 2020 4:04 AM |
I'm John Ratcliffe, who fed her enough BS to get her confirmation vote and push that faggot Grennell out.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 7, 2020 3:38 PM |
I'm the most favored event in her calendar
C
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Tuesday
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 7, 2020 3:40 PM |
Early morning: Concerned
Mid-morning: Piqued
Mid-day: Troubled
Afternoon: Worried
Late Afternoon: Perturbed
Early Evening: Disappointed
Evening: Unsettled
Late Night: Bothered
Overnight: Sleepy soundly, no problem
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 7, 2020 3:51 PM |
I’m the shatterproof mirror she bought because....well...LOOK AT HER! She sho is UGLAY!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 7, 2020 3:51 PM |
I'm the Grim Reaper. People are calling to me to bring death to Susan's career or Susan herself.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 7, 2020 4:30 PM |
I'm the rather appropriate plate of waffles.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 7, 2020 4:43 PM |
She's homely
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 8, 2020 4:23 PM |
I am just another ten dollar bill. I have just been donated to Susan Collins' opponent, Sara Gideon.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 9, 2020 8:48 PM |
I’m that SNOUT.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 9, 2020 8:50 PM |
She always looks like she's smelling something bad.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 9, 2020 11:09 PM |
^^^ She who smelt it, dealt it.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 9, 2020 11:20 PM |
I've looked at Susan Collins from both sides now, from up and down, and still somehow, I thank my lucky stars we're NOT related.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 9, 2020 11:30 PM |
I'm the Rhinoplasty she should have had: she thinks of me fondly, and often. I keep telling her it's never too late.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 9, 2020 11:35 PM |
She didn’t marry until she was sixty....interesting....
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 10, 2020 5:26 AM |
I'm the mirrors in her home, covered with brown paper because she cannot bear to look at herself.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 10, 2020 6:30 AM |
I'm the soul she sold to be Mitch's bitch
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 10, 2020 6:34 AM |
Sara Gideon. Takes dictionary-definition literally <1min to contribute, especially if you have PayPal.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 11, 2020 3:21 PM |
I'm the row of Kate Ballard wigs on styrofoam heads. Which one shall I pick...I'm so concerned.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 11, 2020 3:30 PM |
I'm the hard decisions, from which she self quarantines
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 11, 2020 5:41 PM |
For a while I thought “Doesn’t matter to her if she loses: it’s off to a lucrative position at the AARP.”
Now, I want her to understand how hated she is, and how everyone sees her as the liar she is, and no one’s falling for the moderate-concern ruse anymore. A sociopath really needs to have that hammered in before they understand.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 12, 2020 2:24 AM |
I was thinking - who the fuck does she remind me of in OP’s pic?
And then it hit me...
John Huston in Chinatown. Put a brown wig on that motherfucker (well, daughter fucker, I suppose) and it’s Susan!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 12, 2020 2:49 AM |
I'm the zip up pleather outfit this cunt decided to wear when she lectured the American people about how the founding fathers wanted rapist Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 12, 2020 3:04 AM |
Susan Collins is a lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 12, 2020 4:01 PM |
Susan Collins is a damned shame!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 12, 2020 4:19 PM |
I'm the $5 this DLer donated to her opponent back in January. And I live 9 states away from Maine!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 12, 2020 11:07 PM |
I'm Susan Collins, and I approved all the concern in this message.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 14, 2020 1:00 AM |
I'm the $500 the NYer sent to her opponent the day she confirmed beer boy rapist
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 14, 2020 1:45 AM |
r57, you forgot bewitched, bothered and bewildered.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 14, 2020 4:22 AM |
People in Maine need to make her and her family broke.
You also need to make her last years a misery by keeping her in court.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 14, 2020 4:47 AM |
Iam the "CONCERN" that she always talks about. Though I am concern about women, women health care and rights and Democracy.
Vote Susan Collins out of office. Sick of all her lies.
November 2020.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 14, 2020 4:58 AM |
I have some family up in Maine, and I can tell you that come November she is fucked. They are so pissed off at her.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 14, 2020 5:24 AM |
I’m Thursday, the day Susie scrubs her VJ.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 14, 2020 5:26 AM |
This is the day I am, November 3, 2020.
Vote this Pathological Liar Out of Office.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 14, 2020 7:02 AM |
She’s an ugly cunt too.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 15, 2020 4:52 PM |