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If John Holmes Had Lived

If he were around today do you think he could make it big in pron or is he too ugly?

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by Anonymousreply 18May 3, 2020 8:19 PM

Too hideous

by Anonymousreply 1May 3, 2020 4:47 AM

He would have gotten a Kenny Rogers facelift and discovered steroids.

by Anonymousreply 2May 3, 2020 4:49 AM

Big dicks find a way.

by Anonymousreply 3May 3, 2020 4:50 AM

OP, if he were alive today, he would be 75.

by Anonymousreply 4May 3, 2020 4:54 AM

Maybe he could do that gnarly grandpa porn.

by Anonymousreply 5May 3, 2020 4:56 AM

He'd have a minor role in a John Waters movie and star in an off - Broadway drama about an over-the-hill director or actor in the adult entertainment industry.

by Anonymousreply 6May 3, 2020 5:05 AM

He had a big dick so of course he could find work in porn. Good looks aren't exactly a requirement of porn.

by Anonymousreply 7May 3, 2020 5:07 AM

Why can't gay porn be like how R7 describes?

"He doesn't have a manly dick, but he has nice hair and a GREAT personality!"

by Anonymousreply 8May 3, 2020 5:33 AM

[quote] Good looks aren't exactly a requirement of porn.

Whew!

by Anonymousreply 9May 3, 2020 5:38 AM

R7 - but was never 100% hard ever in his life.

by Anonymousreply 10May 3, 2020 6:00 AM

I’ve never actually watched one of his movies is he good at fucking or does he just have a huge dick?

by Anonymousreply 11May 3, 2020 6:29 PM

Considering what's happened to society, he'd probably be President.

by Anonymousreply 12May 3, 2020 7:12 PM

I think he’s do a better job than trump

by Anonymousreply 13May 3, 2020 8:02 PM

Don't most BBCs blow him out of the water anyway? Would his dick even be anything special these days?

by Anonymousreply 14May 3, 2020 8:06 PM

He was pretty cute in the beginning

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by Anonymousreply 15May 3, 2020 8:09 PM

His wife and girlfriend described his dick as 'spongey' -- big but with a soft head. Sorry, I can't remember the name of the book but his girlfriend wrote it after his murder and I'm too lazy to Google it.

by Anonymousreply 16May 3, 2020 8:13 PM

Sponge Dick ,Slay Her Pants

by Anonymousreply 17May 3, 2020 8:17 PM

He’s usher in the glory days of grandpa porn

by Anonymousreply 18May 3, 2020 8:19 PM
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