Going down on Angie Dickinson made Mickey Mantle vomit

Going down on any woman would make me want to vomit.

Miss Angie Dickenson

[quote] Mickey Mantle’s Outstanding Moment At Yankee Stadium Was A Getting A Blow Job Under The Bleachers

[quote]Miss Angie Dickenson

Oh, dear.

I can relate.

Doris Day and Cary Grant met Mickey Mantle during the movie That Touch Of Mink. According to the inevitable rumors Day and Mantle had an affair.

Oh thank god. My mind originally read that as Micky Rooney going down on Angie Dickinson.

Hey, wouldn't surprise me, Mickey got around. Mickey had an affair with a young Swoosie Kurtz, which broke up his marriage to Carolyn Hackett.

[quote] According to the inevitable rumors Day and Mantle had an affair.

No, according to his OWN biography.

Maybe it was just a fur ball

[quote] Doris Day and Cary Grant met Mickey Mantle during the movie That Touch Of Mink. According to the inevitable rumors Day and Mantle had an affair.

He made a long night's journey into Day.

He must have been hung. Cause otherwise, I'm not getting the appeal.

Baseball uniforms are so ugly and unflattering. I know they don't need to be stylish but do they need to be that hideous?

[quote]Mickey had an affair with a young Swoosie Kurtz, which broke up his marriage to Carolyn Hackett.

To be fair, this is a Mickey Rooney marriage we're talking about. I have produce in my fridge that'll last longer than half of those did.

Was he sure it was Miss Angie Dickinson he went down on and not some old, Southern whore from Miami pretending to be Miss Angie Dickinson?

I would have thought Cary Grant would have been more his type (and Mantle Grant's).

He threw up because he was drunk, OP.

But you knew that, didn't you?

[quote]he once went on a date with Angie Dickinson, took her home, and was so drunk that he threw up while he was [performing a sex act on her]

On the mantle.

The vodka made him drunk, the Pepsi made him throw up, and he was (mercifully) too out of it to realize that it was Joan Crawford's aged pussy that he was eating.

Didn't he have a liver transplant because of all the drinking?

On that old picture with Doris Day, I would have picked Roger Maris instead of Mikey. Roger should have been born in the 70s, like me.

Great movie.

21 responses and no Earl Holliman jokes?

Batter up.

Okay. I still find him homely, but that has potential, R23.

R12 women spread for power.

Wish he had passed *me* a note. Would've licked his shitter.

Every one of you would have been lined up underneath those bleachers.

Wait...Swoosie Krutz fucked Mickey Rooney?

Was she conscious?

Mantle was handsome in a rough looking gym teacher sort of way.

I've known many people who have thrown-up while having sex with Angie Dickinson. Oh wait, that was famous drag queen Janice Dickinson.

He died pretty young

[quote]but in the end it all comes down to the dick

Not always. I love a good dick but I'd rather suck Mickey's thimble than Bradley Cooper's anaconda.

B Coop the power bottom has an anaconda?

Not unless it's plastic, has two heads and can be attached to a power outlet......

On June 8, 1995, Mantle underwent a transplant operation to replace a liver ravaged by cancer, hepatitis and cirrhosis. At the time, doctors said he would die within two to three weeks if he did not receive a new organ. On July 28, he re-entered Baylor Medical Center for treatment of cancerous spots in his right lung. He died on August 13, 1995.

So, Mick was a switch hitter. I wonder if Bennett Cerf was as well.

Sounds like he jizzed his pants when he realized Mickey was the Mystery Guest that night.

On June 8, 1995, Mantle underwent a transplant operation to replace a liver ravaged by cancer, hepatitis and cirrhosis.

The way I recall it there was a lot of sideeye because by his celebrity he was allowed to jump the line waiting for transplants. And then it was wasted.

[quote]B Coop the power bottom has an anaconda?

Hypothetically speaking, dear

He sounds like a douchebag. Good riddance.

Did her pussy stink?

R39 Don't they all?

Mickey Mantle was a dumb hillbilly.

NEXT!

This explains why she didn't want to do This is Your Life.

All I did was assume the Mantle.

"He sounds like a douchebag. Good riddance."

He sounds like a typical athlete. They're not the most exemplary of human beings. I don't think having sex with Angie Dickinson "made him vomit." He was a drunk; drunks just throw up a lot.

Kelly Mantle from Drag Race S6 is his nephew.

[quote]Going down on Angie Dickinson made Mickey Mantle vomit

Come on, who hasn't had this happen...at least a few times

Mantle was a well-known homophobe.

Duh, he's a hick from Oklahoma. You expected him to be GM of the Pride Parade?

Did the Mick actually throw up on Angie’s pussy or did he turn his head and purge? There’s a difference.

Also, did her musky fumes make him heave or would he have vomited anyway? Sometimes all it takes is a whiff of cigarette smoke or greasy food during a hangover to activate my gag reflex.

Maybe AD’s undercarriage was pristine or maybe it stank like a hobo — after all, this was the time of the unruly female bush. Hair traps stink.

Without details, this story is worthless.

Of all the women who men of a certain age found utterly sexy, attractive, and desirable, I've never understood Angie Dickinson.

Anne Margaret, Raquel Welch, Sophia Loren - I get it. But, Angie Dickinson never made a lot of sense to me.

R50, she was easy.

[quote] she was easy.

William Shatner couldn't get enough of her.

Howard Stern used to always tell a story about Mantle. Apparently, he was a gigantic asshole in addition to being a drunk. He demanded appearance money in cash so it wouldn't be reported to the IRS. His appearance fee was in the several tens of thousands and he wanted it delivered to him in a brown paper bag. One such appearance was a nightmarish occasion where everyone who dared approach his table was greeted with a stream of obscenities and insults. When he got to the airport, he used the bathroom and boarded. After the flight took off, he started screaming "stop this fucking flight" because he left his paper bag filled with the cash in the toilet stall.

Been there -- barfed on that.

R54, you misspelled Benedict Cumberbatch.

He's a slightly better-looking Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.