Barbi twins

I used to see their calendar at the 99 Cents Only store in the late 90s/early 00s. My boss and his partner used to see them at the Long Beach Antique Market (shopping together). They were not low-key ladies according to my boss’s partner

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They were in a throuple? Creepy.

I remember reading they used to have someone lock them up somewhere for weight loss purposes. No food and no way out. I was horrified and weirdly impressed when I heard this.

Both had serious issues with laxatives.

Sia was taking up to 150 per day to prepare for her photo shoots.

I remember back in Los Angeles somebody shot at a billboard of them. Seriously, I saw the bullet holes!

Even Angelyne and the Kardashians don't get that kind of blowback.

That’s insane. Amazing her bowels still function @R5

I think they were famous to men who had Playboy magazine subscriptions. They didn’t do anything else.

Now the two anorexics claim to be nutritionists. Which is scary.

Still married to Ken, and they are dedicated animal rights activists. I can't hate. That they made it to 57 considering what they put themselves through is remarkable.

I can see why straight men would find them a turn on, but I always thought they were just weird. Their vaguely incestuous pics were creepy and when they spoke it seemed like they had trouble moving their mouths. Plus they had those looooong droopy boobs and would wear bikini tops that couldn't hold them up.

Back in the 1980s, there was a grandfather / father / son trio who posed naked in Playgirl. The son was OK looking, but dad and grandpa were a couple of thumbdicks. Over all, it had a really creepy vibe, but I think some people get off on the dash of incest.

The thing you can’t unsee once you’ve noticed it is that they always have as much of their hair in their faces as possible.

It’s an anorexic thing. No matter what, they think their faces are fat.

Excuse me while I hide behind my hair - -

Can you see me? I can’t really see you...

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Last I heard they were both born again Christians.

They helped search for Luke Magnotta

They look like two ghouls.

If you’ve seen them in interviews, they’re highly insecure but very nice. They seem to really be good people. I love them, actually. And Ken Wahl during the Wiseguy years was hot af.

They look mentally ill.

Because they are...

I took a Supershuttle with them once from LAX in the 90s. They were nice but quintessential Cali blond, big tit flakey types. One of them prattled on a bit, telling me the story of the crystal she wore around her neck. A gift from a shaman. I glazed over with a wan smile and just nodded my head (I was really fucking hungover). When they got dropped off the other one gave me her card and said "Call us! Let's be friends!" She actually sounded sincere - for LA.

I didn't know who they were at the time. Then I saw them on a billboard. Definitely one of my weirdest celeb (quasi-celeb?) experiences.

They were never a thing, "D" listers poster girls with saggy tits. About as famous as Angelyne, maybe even less so.

They were both pro life, pro gun & pro bible in 8-2-2013.

They slammed dems & Obama before that on other issues.

They were part of the "Green Tea Party".

'nuff said.

They would be perfect to play villains in a John Waters movie.

Everyone is shying away from the nudes. I'm not. I remember the giant areolas when I saw them in the 90s.

r11, the grandfather was a stepfather, not biologically related. But he and the dad both could have used a bit of fluffing.

The r25 article states

[quote] The twins say they’ve made peace with their 1990s era nude photo shoots

Like, there was something to come to terms with? Those layouts and calendars where their entire lives.

They had very odd plastic surgery asides from the fake saggers. The obvious chin and jaw implants are downright weird looking. However they did sell “sexy” and I have only heard good things about them. A friend of mine in NY keeps in touch with one of them and said that she’s a sweetheart and they do a lot for animal rights.

R27, big areolas come with naturally big tits. I don’t know why everyone expects to see infant sized areolas on adults and only considers that attractive.