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Can Coronavirus Be Spread Through Farting?

One more thing to worry about . . .

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by Anonymousreply 22April 21, 2020 9:11 PM
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by Anonymousreply 1April 21, 2020 6:02 AM

Like a myocardial infartion?

by Anonymousreply 2April 21, 2020 6:32 AM

I'll take Mysteries of the Corona Virus for $400, Alex.

by Anonymousreply 3April 21, 2020 6:56 AM

Okay, now they're just fucking with us..

by Anonymousreply 4April 21, 2020 7:16 AM

I predict people will start standing as far away as possible from Trump at his next press conferences.

by Anonymousreply 5April 21, 2020 7:24 AM

[quote] scientists have confirmed that fecal-oral transmission itself is an issue due to the presence of the virus in poop that is why health officials in Oregon and New York have even cautioned against oral contact with feces during sex.

there goes your social life!

by Anonymousreply 6April 21, 2020 8:09 AM

Do you poop out at parties?

by Anonymousreply 7April 21, 2020 2:33 PM

Vitameatviralload

by Anonymousreply 8April 21, 2020 2:51 PM

Underwear is the butt's mask.

by Anonymousreply 9April 21, 2020 3:12 PM

About 3 weeks ago, I developed some terrible smelling gas with loose stools. I farted and sniffed it (and farted on my finger to sniff) because I was amazed at how foul it smelled. The next day came a cough and.some shortness. of breath. Luckily it has been relatively mild and mostly GI problems, but I can't help thinking it started as GI and only went to my chest because I sniffed very hard my own COVID fart when I didn't know that's why they smelled so bad.

So be careful smelling your own farts.

by Anonymousreply 10April 21, 2020 3:19 PM

LA's very own Typhoid Mary.

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by Anonymousreply 11April 21, 2020 3:21 PM

Omg her outfit is atrocious

by Anonymousreply 12April 21, 2020 4:09 PM

East Hampton, you in DANGER, gurl

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by Anonymousreply 13April 21, 2020 4:44 PM

I suppose you need an advanced degree to conduct a study like this. At the very least, a Master oFarts. Maybe even a PewHD.

by Anonymousreply 14April 21, 2020 5:04 PM

There is a solution to this problem.

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by Anonymousreply 15April 21, 2020 5:09 PM

Corona? When did I have Corona?

by Anonymousreply 16April 21, 2020 5:27 PM

Back in high school, we used light our farts on fire with lighters. We actually had parties where we’d eat beans, drinker beer, and see who could fart out the biggest flame. We laughed for HOURS. Probably one of my best memories from my youth.

It was helluva good time, and I wouldn’t be opposed to this particular party theme, once this is all over.

Never too old to be ridiculous and silly, y’all!

by Anonymousreply 17April 21, 2020 5:38 PM

R4 No, I think that they are just farting with us

by Anonymousreply 18April 21, 2020 5:48 PM

R17, turn in your gay card. Unless, of course, you're a lesbian. Then, carry on.

by Anonymousreply 19April 21, 2020 7:05 PM

No wonder the price of gas has crashed.

by Anonymousreply 20April 21, 2020 8:09 PM

COVID-19 can be spread thru Rino poop. Please social distance from all Rhinoceri.

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by Anonymousreply 21April 21, 2020 8:22 PM

Give a hoot. Don't you toot!

by Anonymousreply 22April 21, 2020 9:11 PM
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