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Faded former comedy "It" girl Amy Schumer has changed her baby son Gene Atell Fisher's name
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 22, 2020 4:57 AM |
She didn't last very long, did she?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 18, 2020 8:15 AM |
That made me laugh
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 18, 2020 8:15 AM |
Sounds like an elaborately staged joke.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 18, 2020 8:17 AM |
It's cool that she got so rich on so little talent, married an autistic chef gained 200 lbs to have a 9 lb baby and doesn't care to try to do 'jokes' anymore. She doesn't have too. She's probably write another movie eventually if she can get down to Roseanne weight. She hangs with Oprah now. What a fucked up country America is.
I don't mind Amy actually. She's triflin but she's upfront about it.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 18, 2020 8:19 AM |
Why was the child not named Eugene, for which Gene is usually a nickname?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 18, 2020 8:37 AM |
Every edgy "it" girl eventually becomes a frau.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 18, 2020 1:49 PM |
The disgusting part wasn't Gene Atell, but the association with Amy Schumer.
Maybe he can apply for a new mother at 18.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 18, 2020 1:51 PM |
She's a funny person who got super lucky and made big money. I still like her. She seems happy being a mom.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 18, 2020 1:52 PM |
Pay attention to me.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 18, 2020 1:57 PM |
Gene is a gross name regardless of what it's paired with.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 18, 2020 2:00 PM |
WHET her ex-boyfriend ( who might be the gay one), Anthony Jeselnik? He disappeared from public view pretty quickly.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 18, 2020 2:09 PM |
So, he's partly named after Dave Atell either way?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 18, 2020 2:11 PM |
R11 He's still out there. He's hotter now with a beard.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 18, 2020 2:16 PM |
Jeselnik should be the R1 entry on that thread about “Which celebrities are chronic masturbators?”
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 18, 2020 2:30 PM |
But, is he the gay ex- boyfriend that we've been hearing about?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 18, 2020 2:33 PM |
Can Jeselnik change his last name? Sounds like jizz on my neck.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 18, 2020 3:30 PM |
Jeselnick creeps me out. I'd rather breed with an autistic than a guy who brings psychopath to the Gene.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 18, 2020 3:39 PM |
Amy Schumer is not anywhere near as bad as Lily Singh or Ilana Glazer.
Reading the sparse POSITIVE reviews of Glazer's Amazon special, one frau reviewer actually said "not everything has to be funny during a comedian's standup set". 🤦♀️
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 18, 2020 3:41 PM |
Amy Who?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 18, 2020 3:44 PM |
Jeselnik is still a big touring comic.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 18, 2020 4:15 PM |
She would so much better and be so much healthier if she lost weight. Her baby is very cute.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 18, 2020 4:24 PM |
The bitch has never been funny, and she steals jokes.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 18, 2020 4:25 PM |
Was, R20.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 18, 2020 4:25 PM |
She was the female Dane Cook. She had a huge rise, played arenas, headlined movies and then the backlash commenced.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 18, 2020 4:31 PM |
Her act was really one-note. "I'm a drunk slut who hates my body" x1000. That was it. And an act like that has a short shelf life, you age out pretty quickly with that kind of material.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 18, 2020 4:55 PM |
I thought her show "Inside Amy Schumer" was rather amusing; her last stand-up special on Netflix though was terrible. I like her personality, but R25 is absolutely correct. She wore out her angle, didn't adapt, and then tried (and failed) to start a movie career. I wouldn't be surprised if she never does stand-up again. She's probably made more than enough money to live comfortably for the rest of her life. Her husband is also rather cute, Aspergers or not.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 18, 2020 5:21 PM |
"Inside Amy Schumer" was funny because it had a team of writers. It wasn't just Amy Schumer writing the sketches.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 18, 2020 5:25 PM |
I will miss hearing about her every bowel movement.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 18, 2020 5:30 PM |
Inside Amy Schumer was great...
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 18, 2020 5:37 PM |
Inside and Amy Shumer should never be in the same sentence.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 18, 2020 6:31 PM |
I will suffer the wrath of you bitches who say all DLers think any good looking man is gay BUT my best friend from college is a producer for Comedy Central. He knows all the comics and scouts at the clubs in LA. He says Jeselnik is definitely into men. Very much on the downlow. He is into masturbation w other guys. Like that edging “gooning” out popper crap that “straight” bros do together. Take it for what you will but my friend knows two dudes who have ‘bated w him.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 18, 2020 11:43 PM |
There's been much talk about Jeselnik being into guys, it's not new.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 18, 2020 11:57 PM |
R8, I am with you. I simply like her. I like her films, even Snatched. I like her Instagram. I like her comedy (the HBO special was HORRIBLE- I was shocked) But her most recent Netflix special, was great... Enjoyed her book. Her baby is adorable. And her husband is a Jon Hamm type.
I like her.
And I miss Inside Amy Schumer.
She is an alright broad.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 19, 2020 12:00 AM |
R4
She doesn't look that much fatter to me than she normally does. Schumer has always lied about her size and weight. Last time she claimed she was a size 6, she looked like a size 12 or 14.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 19, 2020 12:03 AM |
I liked her on "Girls" when her schtick was still fresh but she totally lost me when she confronted that guy on camera in South Carolina. What a bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 19, 2020 12:45 AM |
Great info r31!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 22, 2020 4:31 AM |
What a dumb fuck
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 22, 2020 4:34 AM |
Her show on food network, Amy Schumer learns to cook is funny. I enjoy it.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 22, 2020 4:36 AM |
I remember a routine about how gross were uncut dicks, I thought she was DL fave material. But straight guys hate here, so...
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 22, 2020 4:57 AM |