Martha Stewart - Drunk Again!
In a somewhat clinical (as is her wont) Instagram post, the domestic doyenne was ordering us around about how to raise baby chicks.
Fine. But then she apparently stumbled back to her post a few hours later, and slurred:
[quote] M .as me sure you feed and wAter them daily And keep the heat lss as no BK in as s Nd when you can finally come back to nyc who is going to care for them??
She dragged herself back the next day and posted
[quote]: ) What a mess I have been drinking
Oh, DEAR!! Martha, are you okay???
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 16, 2020 1:21 AM
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I write emails like that often, but I never drink—I am on sleeping pills for chronic insomnia.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 15, 2020 6:06 PM
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Thank you, R1. You certainly fulfilled the role of R1 beautifully and have us all laughing and applauding at the same time.
That's telling 'em!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 15, 2020 6:08 PM
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You gotta be hitting the sauce hard to type that crap!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 15, 2020 6:20 PM
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Martha is such a strange mix - -
It sounds like she forgot she was posting publicly, and thought she was in an email, or To Do list??
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 15, 2020 6:25 PM
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I just want to say, Yes, I have a grudge against Martha. I fell in love with the wall color in this picture from her discontinued “Araucana Colors” paint line. I searched everywhere and finally got a test pot (now manufactured under a different name. )
Well, it was garish and horrible.
Hate seethed through my veins.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 15, 2020 10:12 PM
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You see? This is what happens. Martha. Always goin' over to coloreds.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 15, 2020 10:54 PM
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Is she in Bedford or Maine? Or maybe her Lily Pond house?
Convenient timing.
[quote]Tune in today at 5pm on Elle Decor's Instagram @elledecor to watch me go LIVE with Whitney Robinson to talk about @marthawineco.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 15, 2020 11:08 PM
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Just like Bree Van De Kamp when she was on the sauce!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 15, 2020 11:21 PM
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R7, I’d rather hear her talk about what wine she was downing when she made that post.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 16, 2020 12:15 AM
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Poor Martha. And to think that it all started with just a tiny swig of cooking wine here and there so many years ago....
Remember when she had that unfortunate problem with Olde English 40 ounces back in the 90s? THAT'S when she let it slip that she was also rolling joints....
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 16, 2020 1:05 AM
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In her modeling days, was the black eye for the ad, or from falling down DRUNK?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 16, 2020 1:21 AM
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