Celebrities who look taxidermied

Joan Van Ark

Melania

Helen Hunt

How the duck exactly does this happen? Versace is especially frightening. That is all.

Lara Flynn Boyle

Kirstie Alley

Boyle could look great again if she lost 50 pounds and had a full face lift, no fillers.

How did D Versace allow herself to look like that? Whose advice was she taking? I find it hard to believe there were no mirrors in the mansion...

Donatella looks like the Muppet named Janice. She must have had Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as her surgeon.

Mike Pence looks embalmed.

Joe Biden looks like he's in the middle of an embalming process.

[quote] Joe Biden looks like he's in the middle of an embalming process.

Nah, I'd still do him over Bernie any day.

R12 Do what do him exactly?

But we look fresh and natural!

R14 Great picture! Their makeup looks like the work of a very talented mortician beautician!

R14 Can we coat them in wax and send them to Madame Tussaud?

R16 I thought they WERE coated in wax!

No, Donatella’s surgeon was Dr. Riff Raff.

That’s some Grade-A monster movie shit right there, Op!

Renee Zellweger -- She looks like Ivanka Trump...I mean Ivanka Kushner.

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Donatella really is a scary freak.

Trigger

R21 I'm ignorant. No idea who that is. She looks the same in both pictures, just more heavily made-up and in bad light in the second pic.

R24 except for those golf balls she had embedded into her cheeks

Peter Graves was HANDSOME when he starred in Mission Impossible but thirty years later he looked quite MUMMIFIED.

This is the result of a mental disorder. Obviously.

Mickey Rourke - but maybe that's more of a bad facelift than actual mummification.

R28, he destroyed his face in boxing.

Maria Shriver

R30 You mean this Maria Shriver?

Madonna and Janet

R21- She looks a bit like Martha Stewart.

Hi...

Me...

I tried to tell the world about Donald Duck the rapist, but the authorities at Disney did NOTHING.

[R21] Diedra Hall, Days of Our Lives

*ahem

Madonna looks terrifying. She looked fine 2-3 years ago.

[quote]Donatella looks like the Muppet named Janice. She must have had Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as her surgeon.

Guffawing at R9. Thanks

That creature at R34 is a cheap forgery!

Gaga since getting cheekbone implants and lip filles.

Trigger Alert:

Janice Dickinson.

Caitlyn Jenner.

Is Donatella the mother of the mysterious Black-Eyed Children?

R20 Renee Zellweger doesn't look bad at all

The question is, are these the two undead proprietors of the scariest bed and breakfast on Earth, he the undertaker and she the corpse bride?

Or are they the taxidermied display victims of someone who lives in the dark recesses of the mansion?

Donatella looks like a cigarette butt on a city sidewalk after a hard rain.

Every feature of her face is wrong.

What would Gianni look like today?

I’m thinking he’d either have gone the way of Kenny Rogers or else the way of Harvey Weinstein. No in between.

I had no idea Donatello used to look so normal!

R42, except for very smooth forehead, she doesn’t looked taxidermied at all. In fact, the crazy eyes make her face look overly animated.

R50 She was a pretty normal looking Italian woman when she was younger. At some point while still young she joined the same orange cult that Trump belongs to, and that made her look pretty gross. And from that point on, she gave her body over to Dr. Frankenstein.

I honestly feel great sympathy for her. She has to have a serious mental illness/extreme body dysmorphia. And doctors who do this shit should be tried.

The transformation is truly something out of a horror movie.

R43 and R44 look like a before and after of the same person.

Did Donatella‘s nose collapse from coke abuse?

BTW, what her daughter Allegra doing these days? She used to be a chubby child only to become anorexic at a young age. Having Donatella as her mom probably didn’t help.

Allegra (33) and Donatella.

R57 They look like they were bitten by Keith Richards.

Lady Gaga can play Donatella in a movie, she's probably gonna morph into her at some point. She's halfway there.

R57 - She has her mother's eyes.

R57 They both look like death but also kind of fierce.

Donatella Versace loves to tan and I believe she still smokes cigarettes. In a way, I envy her sybaritic life style. Not sure how much she drinks (alcohol).

She's also a huge cokehead. If she'd lay off the smoky eye, it might be helpful.

You rang?

Jocelyn Wildenstein before and after...

I had multiple tabs open and thought this was the Dark Crystal reboot thread. Easy mistake!

R64 The pic of Joyce W. also looks a bit like Melania. Especially the eyes.

r57's pic looks like something from The Walking Dead

Gollum needs the cokey wokey, he does! The precious cokey wokey!!!

Wayne Newton

Barry Manilow

I was!

I don't think Manilow has had work done, but he for sure wears too much make up.

Barry Manilow has had a face lift, among other surgeries.

R5 OMG, she is almost unrecognizable. Don’t they have any close and trusted friends that can pull them aside and have a serious come to Jesus moment with them. I mean, she can’t possibly think this was a success, right?

R70 wins

I still don't think Manilow had work done, he's packed on some weight and wears too much make up.

Huh? His face is full of fillers

Donatella's nose got so much wider and flatter - I've heard about her coke use years ago. Did she destroy her septum?

SOMETHUN happened, because that's not natural.

She should be called Jocelyn Wildebeest!

Donatella needs to lay off the smoky eye, quit smoking, stay out of the sun, and she would be fine. She's fucking gorgeous if you look at older photos...

With the pandemic raging all around her, coronavirus molecules took one look at Donatella, screamed in horror, and then fled.

Donatella Versace > COVID-19

How has Trump avoided this fate? He just seems like the type who would have butchered his face.

Donatella looks more mummified than taxidermied.

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Let me try that one again. Introducing David Gesht.

I wonder if he keeps in touch with Liza...

The taxidermist will see you now.

Rupert Everett. He looked like a completely different person a few years ago when he got his face lift. He was so hot in his younger days.

Seth MacFarlane

R87, from the grave?

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R92, I was shocked when I first saw those pictures. I thought they were fake pics but no.

Donatella's sun damage is worse than her bad plastic surgery.

Donatella from behind...

R95 Stop, stop, make it fuck’n go away. I’m so beyond triggered looking at that shriveled up bony ass. Somebody, somebody, please giver her a candy bar.

When did Rupert Everett turn into Kevin Kline?3

R94 At least her breasts look natural!

That poor kid probably started counting the cheerios from her high chair.

I'm NOT attracted to his GAY Peter Brady head.

My reply was meant for R90

Not only has Allegra followed her mother down the anorexia path, but also the raccoon-with-no-eyebrows school of makeup.

The Versaces prove you can be too rich and too thin

Someone please tell him that wrinkles > Fillerface before he reaches the point of no return.

I really don't get it. My friend had her eyes done, a neck lift and mid-facelift, uses botox on her forehead, and a small amount of lip filler to deal with thinning lips, in her early 60s. She looked like herself, only 10 years younger. She still had movement in her face, from the botox. The facelift just dealt with the sagging cheeks and jowls. No face filler ever. It all looked completely natural. The surgery was done in Italy, cost about $22,000 all up, 5 years ago. I imagine a top LA dr would cost 5x that. So how come all these celebs look like freaks?

R105 It seems like a lot of them look like freaks intentionally.

I first realized how disfiguring these procedures are one night while I was watching the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I was looking at Taylor Armstrong and thinking, my God, she looks like she was in a car accident. And then they cut to Adrienne Maloof—another accident victim! And then Vanderpump. And then Brandi Glanville, who was gorgeous, cut and pasted her face into that of a monster. And then along came Lisa Rinna with her monster lips from hell. And then I looked at the women of the OC franchise and then Miami and thought, oh my God, what their doctors are doing to them is criminal!

But then you can turn on the New York franchise and the women are just as old and obviously are surgically maintained but everyone of them looks human and not deformed. They haven’t had their features replaced, either; they don’t look like supermodels, but they look really good compared with the west coast women. It seems to be a different intentional style of surgery.

It's really strange what happens to Italians. They are attractive to beautiful when younger, with acne-free olive skin, shiny thick dark hair, generally slim. But there is a large sub-set of older Italian women who look like Donatella, but they lack the budget for surgery and fillers. However, they diet, smoke like fiends, tan themselves black, slap on the heavy eye makeup and bleach their hair to the max.

The men just go grey, bald and fat.

You never want to get to the point where you make babies cry and small children stare with horror. I was on a plane with a woman with a real housewife look and this happened to her. She tried to smile at a baby and he started wailing and the children in the middle aisle were staring at her, sucking their thumbs with big wide eyes. I really felt sorry for her. Dogs and children speak the truth.

R106 Miami is on the East coast

I think some of them like looking like freaks. An example is Lisa Rinna. Didn’t she have some of the old silicone in her giant lips removed a few years ago? It looked so much better for a bit but now they’re more inflated than they ever were. It must be an addiction and severe body dysmorphia. Personally I don’t understand the massive lip trend. My straight male friends have said that they don’t like huge lips so then why are women doing that to themselves? Is it for each other?