Let’s Be Datalounge Douchebags

I/we are the DL douchebags/racist assholes and cunts who DEMAND THAT EVERY FUCKING BODY IN CHINA BE TORTURED AND KILLED FOR INFLICTING PAIN ON ME. I have been greatly inconvenienced and put out by this virus and I demand heads roll now!!!

THERE’S ALREADY A THREAD ON THIS

Why do I get the feeling that OP and R1 aren’t doing parodies?

R2 that’s a perfect example

This thread is nothing but Fraus!

What's wrong with bumping threads? S'posin' you feel like discussing a topic. Why start a new thread when there's a perfectly good one still functioning?

R6, good use of “S’posin’.”

I heart r6.

I'm the contrarian DL'er who's balls should be set on fire.

(R9) It's "whose."

Grammar troll

I'm the skinflint who is perpetually outraged at the thought of paying $20/year to subscribe.

I'm the take everything super serious douche bag. Every comment must have some tie in to some political motivation and I can see NO humor in anything no matter what. I'll also keep a history of all your postings and be sure to throw every comment back in your face one day.

I'm the poster who gets offended when someone criticizes something I write and I derail the entire thread - which was going along nicely - and reduce it to two stupid people arguing with each other.....

EVERY FUCKING TIME IT GETS GOOD!

Pretty good OP, but you came out of character in the last sentence.

I am the rancid shut-in who says

[italic]Those Helen Lawson threads aren't funny any more![/italic]

[italic] EWWWWWW Fish here![/italic]

[Itaklic] I can't get enough of Timotheeeeeee!!![/italic]

I'm the poster who thinks any posts that don't fall in line with SJW tenets are from Russian bots.

To be quickly followed up by another clueless poster who says - "Boy, the right wing trolls are out today! DL used to be a liberal place, but it has turned so alt right!" - with absolutely no instances of right wing ideology in the thread. Just posts that they disagree with.

I'm the Pete Buttigieg douche bag. I'm still posting shit about Pete even though he's dropped out of the race.

I'm the poster who can ruin any thread by making it about DOOL, OLTL, Y&R, B&B, and other pathetic shows!

I'm the poster that is mad when pictures aren't posted! Especially If It is a thread about big dicks!

I’m the hilarious douchebg who posts “Who?!!

This is followed by an additional “Who?” if he feels especially clever and witty. Or he has an 🦉 fetish.

I’m the queen who keeps track of everyone’s posts and accuses them of being a troll if they’ve posted something similar before.

These are the same ones that wonder why they can’t keep a boyfriend. Because you’re an impossible cunt!

Don’t you bitchy fags have anything better to do? Like call the police on people who are outside walking their dogs and Mexicans cutting the lawn?!?!

I’m the dumb queens that hijack threads with bitch brawls, trying to win an argument while posting anonymously. Really?

I'm the most likely obese troll who tags the OP as a fat typer whenever they begin a food based thread.

I'm one of several blatant racists who regularly post to the Theatre Gossip threads, provoke arguments, and lower the intelligence and civility of discussions that are otherwise fun and fairly culturally elevated. We make jokes about it being nothing but talk of FOLLIES, but it's actually a pretty smart group of people.

It's only a few, but seriously: they must read and post on DL with pointy white hoods on their heads.

Hateful neanderthals.

Let's be Datalounge what now?

I'm the idiot poster that has nothing to contribute so I make a "trump joke" in every thread. I have absolutely no sense of humour but I think I'm hilarious.

I’m the queen that takes DL way too seriously and tries to micromanage the fuck out of it.

Like bitch, when did this site become your gay wedding?

I'm the OP, who posts frequently on the thread that I "created." I give instructions on the parameters of the discussion. Then, I have a CAPS-peppered hissy fit with lots of Exclamation Points (!!!) because people are not following my RULES!!!

The trolls who track posting history using ignoredar and then copy and paste the posts they don't like in totally unrelated threads are a special kind of loserdom.

I’m the douche who tries to derail threads they don’t like by accusing the OP of having started previous threads and implying they have some weird obsession with the subject.

R30.

I'm the douchebag who posts about the problems and struggles of my multiple personae, usually accompanied by requests for cash.

One of my imaginary people is black, so any criticism or questioning of whatever ridiculous assertion I make is met with my immediate accusation of racism, sometimes embarrassingly to me when it transpires that the responder/questioner is, in fact, black.

Worse, my many and varied iterations are instantly recognizable as coming from the same MIMI because we all write exactly the same way, react to criticism the same way, use the same phrasing, and appear about a week apart.

I’m the queen who thinks Datalounge is DListed or JoeMyGod and try to take over established threads to hold court or run my personal agendas.

I'm the douchebag who must bring up Donald Trump on every, single thread. My life was perfect before Trump became president, now ... a shambles (because of Trump)!

I accuse everyone I don't like or who disagrees with me to be a "transplant".

Thanks Boris.

I'm the douchebag who doesn't know who Boris is but thinks they are the keeper of the Poo Shoes (never to be mentioned!) flame.

I think anyone who says something critical of gay men is a homophobic black woman from Lipstick Alley.

I’m the douchebag who reads an earnest recounting of the failed relationships of someone who grew up sexually molested at an orphanage and responds “it’s not them, honey, it’s YOU!”

I’m the homophobic black woman from Lipstick Alley, who slowly gets more & more pissed that posters don’t all agree that ALL White men are evil; until I start calling everyone AIDS-infested FAGGOTS!

I'm the humorless perpetual EST accuser. 0/10

I’m the humorless lesbian or SJW that gets mad when gay men joke around about lesbians or trannies on a gay discussion board.

We also get mad, R43, when you use "that" when you should be using "who."

I'm the doink who states "Who cares" in a thread that has 200+ replies.

I'm the douche who asks a question about an article posted by OP that is answered in the second line of OP's post.

I'm the poster who starts threads addressed to Muriel for petty gripes about other users (RUSSIANS) or to make the site free for cheapskates.

I’m going to start a new thread and split the discussion because I’m too cheap to subscribe and the existing thread is locked.

I'm Cheryl's douchebag. And if you think her pussy stinks....

I'm old people's excrement. Sorry, am I early?

[quote]What's wrong with bumping threads?

You can't WW old posts (more than 6 months old)

I'm the prisspot grammar queens who go apeshit and "oh dear" every stupid slip or typo - as if most of us are posting from our baronial studies via dictaphone and not typing on a phone with our fucking thumbs.

I’m the coronavirus thread mastress.

I'm posting with a pencil I use to dial my phone, R51. This one post took me almost 45 minutes.

I'm the Soros troll who posts dozens of anti-Trump threads, then accuses you of being a Russian troll.

You're all Klan Grannies! Muriel close these thread!!!

I'm the Datalounge Douchebag who comes up with cutesy names like Rona and Chambo.

Why can't we be nice to each other? Why do we have to attack each other over minor things?

[quote]as if most of us are posting from our baronial studies via dictaphone and not typing on a phone with our fucking thumbs.

You have to remember the grammar queens on here who chastise people for minor spelling errors are not familiar with Smartphones and have never heard of Autocorrect errors. They're DLEGs, time stopped for them around 1989-ish.

Most of the spelling and punctuation errors I've seen on here are identifiable to modern people in the year 2020 as thumb-typing or Autocorrect errors, but of course the DL spelling queens would not be aware of this.

R59.

Sorry for telling the truth, r60.

R61.

r59 A.K.A. YourMillennialDouchebag (or an acolyte thereof)

Hissss r63! Hissss!

R64.

"I'm the "we already had a thread on this!" asshole, when the thread was from months ago and only had seven posts.

I'm the frau interlopers who complain about people being "mean" in the Meghan Markle threads.

R66.

I'm the Ignoredar stalker.

I'm the world-weary "DL was so much better and sophisticated in olden, golden times, and I'm leaving forever unless things improve. And I WILL be slamming the fucking door on my way out" douchebag.

And then they're back five minutes later, r70. We just had a "farewell, Datalounge" thread a poster started, and he was back on the same day!

I generally spend my time posting about the GENOCIDE AGAINST YOUNG GAY AND LESBIAN KIDS perpetrated by the WOKE TRANS CULT who are LITERALLY FORCING THESE KIDS TO SLICE THEIR GENITALS OFF as well as the medical establishment profiting from a HOMOPHOBIC HOLOCAUST. I like to shoehorn this into threads about entirely different subjects,

The last time I was fucked was 1976.

I'm the 99% of brain dead moronic fucking douchebag posters who'd be better off with a silver bullet 'tween the eyes.

The “Oh, dear” typo and grammar nazism is so beyond tired. It’s low-hanging fruit—and ironically a very lowbrow attempt to appear intellectually superior. They are the kids on the playground who would lay in wait for one of the kids having fun to do something so they could run and tattle. No one gives a fuck. Go use your skills to edit literary works. Most people here are just having fun making random comments on a discussion board. Pointing out what a reasonable adult could intuit as a minor oversight or autocorrect error just makes you an insufferable cunt. But you already know that.

R74 the Grammar cunts are gross and loathsome but I do support their mockery of the young uns who cannot string together a proper sentence and never learned to spell check before posting their brain dead thoughts. Americans have always been proud of being the stupidest cunts on the planet. They wear their cuntiness like a badge.

I'll be the many commentators who always compare female pop singers to each other, as if they are horses in a stable. I will frequently call one or more of them by the most misogynistic names I can come up with, to support my argument that they are inferior to the female pop singer of my preference.

I'm the inevitable guy who shows up nearly a hundred posts in, and never bothers to read what came before. So...

I think we should all just get along -Except for the eldergays and instahos who are fucking scum and a waste of life and should just drop dead.

We're the posters who give our thoughts and opinions on various cities and neighborhoods. Our information is decades out of date because the last time we were in said city or neighborhood was 1988.

I'm the guy who gets upset whenever anyone criticizes his boss bro-han jerk-off fantasy assholes who, in real life, would be treating me like "that fag that's trying to fuck everyone in the room". I use words like "bro" and "goals" a lot because I like to attempt but fail to maintain the illusion that I'm part of that vapid "aesthetics movement" insta-clique which is the male equivalent of the female group of characters on HBO's Girls, but with a gym membership and without the educational background.

[quote] They are the kids on the playground who would lay in wait for one of the kids having fun to do something so they could run and tattle.

"Lie in wait," bitch, not "lay in wait."

I'm the douchebag who shrieks at r356 for posting the same thing r11 posted six weeks ago, even when it's an opinion question. [italic]Especially[/italic] when it's an opinion question. More than one poster can have the same favorite movie, song, or way of making lasagne.

[quote]"Watch out, dude."

Isn't it, "watch yourself, dude"? Otherwise, that was completely on point.

I’m the douchebag who doesn’t read the thread and posts a question that was answered ten posts back.

(winking at ya, r77!)

I’m the douchebag who posts “so young” on every celebrity death thread. I’m so hilarious.

I come along with the douche bag who makes the same rather obvious joke that has been said probably three or four times already. But I think I’m original.

[quote]I am the rancid shut-in who says

R15 - we're ALL shut-ins now, Mary.

[quote]I’m the queen that takes DL way too seriously and tries to micromanage the fuck out of it. Like bitch, when did this site become your gay wedding?

I rather like them. I call them the busy bees of DL...but not the bossy versions, the ones busy posting links to previous threads and all that...backing up other people's posts with pics.

I’m the judgmental OCD prisspot who must clutch my pearls at any mention of rimming. I post pics from my “Infectious Diseases Flashcards” set Mummy and Gran-Mere gave me after they took me for my first weekly enema

I'm the idiot "Daily Fail' troll who shrieks at people for linking to the Daily Mail, who somehow hasn't noticed 80% of ALL DL links are to the Daily Mail.

Concerned European, the posts weren’t actually meant to be autobiographical

Anyone who causes a Trump pic to appear in an OP is a DDB.

I am the ever-sneakier scat troll.

I'm the gay man pulling out lesbian tropes for amusement and then bitching when called out by an actual lesbian for being lame.

I'm the one who posts an Instagram account of a perfectly adequate-looking young man (who is otherwise seemingly vapid and rather foolish) with the declaration that his unclothed torso would tempt the eye of Hadrian.

I am the 6,000 responses which declare this same person to be uglier than 62 buckets of shit.

[quote]I'm the one who posts an Instagram account of a perfectly adequate-looking young man

I'm also old enough to be the adequate-looking young man's grandfather.

I'm the douchebag who does a very very bad imitation of Liza Minnelli and thinks they are a goddamn laugh riot.

R82 : you're right, I also should have said "education" but said "educational background" for some reason.

I’m the douchebag who gets angry whenever someone dares to post a picture of a guy he personally doesn’t find attractive.

Irony? [swoosh!]

I’m r90.

I’m the lesbian who thinks it’s ok to go into a message board for gay men and start dictating what’s ok to talk about—but if we even dared to visit a message board for lesbians, we’d be kicked out just for being male.

MAN ON THE LAND!

I'm the douche who thinks he can write a funny post in "Melania speak" but the written accent is so bad, the post can't be understood.

R100, LOL! Touché.

R101.

I'm the Chaturbate Troll.

Is it that I think I'm funny? Shocking? Or just shilling for business on DL?

Can someone tell me what the empty posts mean like R32, R62, R65. They just post the reply numbers but don't comment. Is that a Datalounge Douchebag thing? I've never seen it before.

I'm me.

They’re referencing prior posts, r105, like I just referenced yours.

They are calling that poster a douche bag hon.

R108 Thank you. I never saw a blank Reply before. Sorry for derailing this thread.

That’s just it, though, it wasn’t blank. It had a prior post number.

I’m r109

R110 I'm not making myself clear. Please look at R62. You'll see that they posted a ReplyNumber and nothing else. Just a ReplyNumber.

I apologize for not explaining this clearly but I thought I gave good examples with R32 and R62. Again, sorry for derailing this thread but I'm going to accept R108's explanation.

I'm..........

I'm one of the worthless bags of shit who keep insisting that certain male celebs are "BISEXUAL" just because they:

A) are seen with a woman

and

B) haven't announced, publicly, that they are indeed "GAY".

I still think Hillary could be President

I'm a Cunt.

I'm the horny Nifty story that's been posted six times already (and jerked off to every time).

I'm the staunch "I'm straight even though I'm a guy who willingly and regularly has sex with other guys all the time" defenders.

PAYWALL PAYWALL PAYWALL PAYWALL PAYWALL PAYWALL

From cunts who can't spend less the $2 a month.

If I were Muriel I would razor wire access and electrify so that any twat trying to get in would have her cell blow up on her claw.

I'm a straight woman.

I'm too fucking stupid to realize I don't belong here.

I'm the straight fraus who complain about the gay men who discuss topics that gay men often discuss amongst themselves, on a gay forum.

Those cunts can fuck right off.

I'm the posters bitching about other posters who don't pay, even though there are only like five paying posters and this site slows to a crawl during Primetime.

I'm every other forum on the fucking Internet. I don't charge people.

Let me add on that, R122....

I'm every other forum on the fucking internet. I don't charge people FOR ACCESS TO THEIR OWN CONTENT.

Muriel doesn't create and contribute to these fabulous threads. We do.

And seriously... in a time of crisis when other content providers across different platforms are making their content available free of charge....

Muriel should be fucking ashamed of herself.

I’m the evil cunt who sneers and snarls at any poster with a perceived weakness. Like a wolf I pounce on any request for help or admission of humanity. I like to feel bold and ruthless as I cut others to size. I swell like a tick with perverse satisfaction.

R112 the person does it because they have the other poster blocked but decided they still want to see what the blocked poster said and don’t care about leaving a post that just says a post number. It adds zero to the discussion. Which when you think about is actually pretty cunty. No need to apologise either, your question is perfectly reasonable.

I am the probably delusional self-described "masc" troll who expresses his disdain for "femmy," "nelly" gays on a gay forum.

I'm one of the posters that expresses disgust at the misogyny, transphobia and racism that they witness but turn a blind eye to homophobia. I say "faggot" a LOT, but to me that's perfectly fine. I'm not talking about gay men when I say it, I'm talking about all of the negative things that people who want someone to hate attribute to gay men. That makes it "ok", right?

R125.

I’m the poster who must announce “BLOCKED!!” on a thread as though anyone cares an anonymous poster blocked another anonymous poster.

The BLOCKED one very well may. If you are odious enough to stand out on DL, you’re invested.

[quote] If you are odious enough to stand out on DL, you’re invested.

That’s just...sad.

I'm the one thinks everything is "self loathing" if it doesn't fit my agenda.

I’m the douche that’ enies something is possible because it didn’t happen to them personally.

I’m a cunt. x

I'm the deranged poster who thinks everything in this world is Trump's fault. I'm insane.

I’m a man’s white t-shirt used as a bra.

I thought you were supposed to cut it up and use it as a mask now?

I'm the sad DL Poster who accidentally blocked himself and now he can't read his own comments....

I'm the hostile responder. Everything you say is wrong and I must condescendingly correct you until the thread finally ends or is closed, even though your responses were civil and explained the issue reasonably. I need to be right at all costs because if I admit that I misunderstood something or have never experienced it, then you won't know how superior I am to all of you.

r139 those trolls are the worst!

I am obsessed with fraus and mug cradling!

[quote]Would it have killed you to have at least posted a picture or link OP? Would it? I mean would that have really been that hard? Would it? Why don’t you try to think more of others next time before you post? Can you give us a straight answer? At least be honest for once in your life and tell us why you were so inconsiderate?

I'm THIS asshole. I need to fucking die in a grease fire.

R139: A textbook example

Go Fund Me for my Detained Irish Fiance

I'm the douchebag in r128 and others who posts only the number of a post to see who said what. I have to BLOCK YOU ALL and selectively unblock you in this way. So what if it clogs up the thread? My block list matters!

Was JUST about to link that thread, R143. Will do so anyway.

"Coronavirus is a serious issue for the homeless, BUT I STILL HOPE YOU BOOMERS ALL DIE FROM IT. But not before you give me all your money, because my fiance and I deserve it more than you."

R145: How did you do that? The only FAQ I can find says to copy the name of the thread. Didn't work for me. Did for you. Please explain and thanks in advance.

I am the stupid straight twat who announces "BLOCKED" with every post about gay sex, dark humor, Frauen, cunts and the occasional appeal of an 18 year old.

And she then un-ignores the BLOCKED! poster to see if he said anything about her, and if he does she announced yet again "BLOCKED!"

R144.

R147.

R148.

R128.

R62.

R60.

R149.

R125 That makes a lot of sense. Especially since that person is going nuts now! Douche must not have liked your response but I thank you.

I expected better from the Gap Playlists douchebag...

Im the douche who keeps defending Barron Trump

I'm the douche who keeps bumping my own threads every other day because you guys are ignoring me.

I'm the needy douche porn-star-wannabe who posts my own pix and begs for approval. Or maybe I'm the douche-y boyfriend who wants to show off his partner. Hard to tell which is which.

R155.

Why, r155?

r146 You have to copy the URL for the page and paste it into the web site link box.

Like this!

R139, I just checked out the Irish Detainee thread and man is OP pathetic. And then when he can't get us to give him our money he calls us "ancient fags".

this thread is a mess

That Gap loser just doesn’t know when to quit.

Right, R139, but if you just let her start all the Coronavirus Freakout threads you mitigate some of it.

R160 Because of the cuntery with the post numbers above and nothing else. I used to think the playlist thing was annoying but it never rose to the level of the douchebaggery so often seen here. There's a lot here far more annoying than that. And I've seen his responses to people who more or less call him a douchebag or worse - he's calm and reasonable and ultimately, playing his own sandbox. I mean, it's harmless, clearly it makes him happy, and in a way, it's been reassuring to me.

When I see the Gap logo in a thread, I know that somewhere out there, Don Quixote-like, GPG is still following his own Impossible Dream in search of those missing playlists, because this is his quest, to follow his very specific star, no matter how hopeless, no matter how far and no matter how much shit he gets for it here. That's admirable - if as I say, also at times annoying. The thing with the post numbers was annoying, too, and sometimes when you add level two annoying PLUS level two annoying you get to level six really annoying. It surprised me - it seemed out of character for him given what I'd seen of him here up until then.

But almost immediately he did me a mitzvah, so how can I be a cunt and think badly of him?

Carry on, GPG. Keep searching. And thanks.

I was literally trying to see who I had blocked, and it was a DL Douchebag who posts fake stories and people actually fall for it here. He truly is a divisive troll but most people think he's real. Oh well.

After that, it just became a thing in this thread for fun, as others were doing it as well.

So sorry to have ruined the bandwidth in this thread.

Yeah, he does seem to be spamming all of sudden. Maybe it’s a mortality thing and he’s gonna get it done for fear the coronavirus creates the ultimate gap.

We're the DLEG's who get all pissy and snippy when other posters are unfamiliar with certain references from the 1970s.

R170 You'd have to show me a few of those. I only see DLEG's admitting the reference is too new for them. I can't remember seeing anything disparaging.

I remember screeching over not knowing who Amy Carter or Jaclyn Smith was.

The Janene Garafolo troll needs to die.

R173, BLOCK works on that Troll.

I NEVER have to see that freak at all.

I wish the BLOCK worked for threads, still, though. Longer than an hour or so.

Oh I have it blocked, R173, I still think it needs to die.

It was very much alive last night, R174 and R175, bumping up thread after fucking vomitous fangurl thread.

I'm the Douchebag obsessed with Fox News. I selfishly open 10 threads a day with the latest outrage of Tucker, Hannity, and Bill, complete with headshots of the hosts.

I don't understand that no one watches or cares about Fox on this site.

R177.

I’m the douche that wants to know why everyone and everything has gone straight down the shitter

I'm the Soros troll. I'm paid a few dollars per post to turn your website into sewage.

Any interesting topic will be immediately redirected to Trump. I think about him 24 hours a day, and have no life.

STFU and fuck off R139

I'm the uber masculine gay guy who everyone thinks is straight.

I'm also lacking completely in self-awareness and I'm too clueless to realize that at 30 years old and completely disinterested in obtaining pussy, I'm outing myself every single day.

Lol, r181, you forgot the patronizing, tedious lecture because you've never met that kind of troll and therefore I must be making it up.

FWIW, R183, I interpreted that post as satire.

I’m the Rage-a-holiday. I cannot express a contrary view without turning into a flamethrower. Obviously topics like the Queen or rice aren’t what I’m really this unhinged about, but boundaries aren’t a strength either. If I didn’t get dumped by the hostile responder I got got dumped by someone very much like her.

LOL... sorry... rage-a-holic... probably needs a rage-a-holiday.

Meanwhile, caged in her co-op, Samantha was combining social and distancing in a marathon sex toy session.

[quote]I interpreted that post as satire.

If you're referring to 183, so did I, but that's not the type of hostility I referred to in my original post.

I recently had some asshole leave repeated comments implying I was either too stupid to know what my own job entails/who pays me or I was a liar. He would not shut up about it, despite my having explained it to him. I couldn't tell if he was intentionally trolling or just on the spectrum, but I've seen similar exchanges between posters on other threads.

OMG, r186, before you posted your correction I thought you were going to talk about someone who rages about every holiday. Lol.

That happens, too, R188.

I’m the odious twat who doesn’t understand that the role of R1 in any thread is to be insulting, abusive, and mean. It’s a tradition, you newly-arrived asshats who feel it is your self-appointed duty to make DL a friendly, safe space.

It’s precisely that reason where I have seen threads I’ve wanted to comment on but waited instead of being the r-1 (done intentionally to not reference this thread’s first response).

I’m the DL douchebag that claims anyone not making $150,000 or more per year is living in poverty and that by 45, we should all have at least $500,000 saved for retirement.

Just $500,000, R192? Were you planning on retiring in Alabama?

the worst case example, op is all around us:

FUCK the others, it's all about ME, ME and ME. the rest of the world can fuck off

I'm the DL douchebag(s) that derail all the Let's Be threads because I'm so sensitive I think everyone is talking about me and need to defend myself.

I'm a bat.

:(

I'm the Corky troll. ( As in waiting for guffman)

I start as an EST with a premise that just invites ridicule. Once I get some people hooked, I get all nasty and personal and start insulting people with typical DL flash points. This is the Corky part. I can just see him saying "I'm going to go home and bite my pillow".

Then I double down on the stupidity and laugh while dipshits continue to try and convince me of the errors of my ways.

GFM is one of my threads.

r197 i luv u i luv you i luv u!

I'm a REAL New Yorker and you white transplants better shut up and present cock or I swear to god I will hurl my fucking latte at you. And don't laugh at may gay shirt, TRANSPLANTS! Oh, and if you're a recently out republican politician you're a white piece of shit but I really want to eat your ass. Thanks, BYE.

^ So true. For all the shrieking and the BLM-esque lecturing, we all know that he'd throw his own mother in front of the A train for a chance of some good white dick and a pretty pink hole for his own enjoyment.

Same goes for the bottom from Austin, described up at R182. "I use creams and take pills to lighten my skin" - okay, Beyoncé.

Is NatveNYer the one who yells at white people on the street? A real Stable Mabel, that one.

I'm the cut/uncut douchebag who couldn't possibly contemplate sleeping with a celebrity (like it was going to happen) because he does or doesn't have a foreskin.

The grammar trolls are so tedious. Yes, someone mistakenly spelled through when they meant thorough. It happens. Get a fucking life.

I [italic]am[/italic] Datalounge's (and many other locations') biggest douchebag:

[quote][bold]I’ve Lost All interest in Gay Men After Realizing Most are “Nelly” Bottoms

[quote]This is not a troll thread.

[/bold]r204, don't you think r203 comes close?

The sneaky scat troll is at the bottom for me, also the "native New Yorker" who throws hot coffee on white people he suspects of coming from somewhere else.

I'm the Darfur orphan who wants to respond that all the DL douchebags are ungrateful assholes with first world problems. I want to, but I don't have a computer and I'm sooooo weak and hungry.

OP is Augusten Burroughs

I'm the loser who shrieks about "BI ERASURE!!!"

I'm the "On The Spectrum" troll, and I accuse EVERYONE I disagree with of being "On The Spectrum."

I use emojis.

No, r205. I adore the grammar queens. I *AM* a grammar queen, dear.

Then why is your grammar poor?

[quote]I'm the poster who can ruin any thread by making it about DOOL, OLTL, Y&R, B&B, and other pathetic shows!

JENSEN ACKLES [bold]DESERVES[/bold] an EMMY!!!!

Ugh.

I'm the douchebag that turns every thread into a for or anti Israel thread.

I'm the trans POC who was at Stonehenge....no wait.....I mean Stonewall....yea.....that's it.