I’m the poster who is upset that an old thread was bumped! So, I’m going to post to the thread to complain that it was bumped FROM 3 MONTHS AGO, therefore pushing it higher in the queue. I’m insane and eat dog shit.
Let’s Be Datalounge Douchebags
by Anonymous | reply 217 | June 17, 2020 1:42 PM |
I/we are the DL douchebags/racist assholes and cunts who DEMAND THAT EVERY FUCKING BODY IN CHINA BE TORTURED AND KILLED FOR INFLICTING PAIN ON ME. I have been greatly inconvenienced and put out by this virus and I demand heads roll now!!!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 3, 2020 9:53 PM |
THERE’S ALREADY A THREAD ON THIS
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 3, 2020 9:56 PM |
Why do I get the feeling that OP and R1 aren’t doing parodies?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 3, 2020 9:57 PM |
R2 that’s a perfect example
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 3, 2020 10:00 PM |
This thread is nothing but Fraus!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 3, 2020 10:05 PM |
What's wrong with bumping threads? S'posin' you feel like discussing a topic. Why start a new thread when there's a perfectly good one still functioning?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 3, 2020 10:06 PM |
R6, good use of “S’posin’.”
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 3, 2020 10:09 PM |
I heart r6.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 3, 2020 10:11 PM |
I'm the contrarian DL'er who's balls should be set on fire.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 3, 2020 10:18 PM |
(R9) It's "whose."
Grammar troll
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 3, 2020 10:24 PM |
I'm the skinflint who is perpetually outraged at the thought of paying $20/year to subscribe.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 3, 2020 10:25 PM |
I'm the take everything super serious douche bag. Every comment must have some tie in to some political motivation and I can see NO humor in anything no matter what. I'll also keep a history of all your postings and be sure to throw every comment back in your face one day.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 3, 2020 10:25 PM |
I'm the poster who gets offended when someone criticizes something I write and I derail the entire thread - which was going along nicely - and reduce it to two stupid people arguing with each other.....
EVERY FUCKING TIME IT GETS GOOD!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 3, 2020 10:27 PM |
Pretty good OP, but you came out of character in the last sentence.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 3, 2020 10:28 PM |
I am the rancid shut-in who says
[italic]Those Helen Lawson threads aren't funny any more![/italic]
[italic] EWWWWWW Fish here![/italic]
[Itaklic] I can't get enough of Timotheeeeeee!!![/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 3, 2020 10:30 PM |
I'm the poster who thinks any posts that don't fall in line with SJW tenets are from Russian bots.
To be quickly followed up by another clueless poster who says - "Boy, the right wing trolls are out today! DL used to be a liberal place, but it has turned so alt right!" - with absolutely no instances of right wing ideology in the thread. Just posts that they disagree with.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 3, 2020 10:31 PM |
I'm the Pete Buttigieg douche bag. I'm still posting shit about Pete even though he's dropped out of the race.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 3, 2020 10:31 PM |
I'm the poster who can ruin any thread by making it about DOOL, OLTL, Y&R, B&B, and other pathetic shows!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 3, 2020 10:32 PM |
I'm the poster that is mad when pictures aren't posted! Especially If It is a thread about big dicks!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 3, 2020 10:37 PM |
I’m the hilarious douchebg who posts “Who?!!
This is followed by an additional “Who?” if he feels especially clever and witty. Or he has an 🦉 fetish.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 3, 2020 10:38 PM |
I’m the queen who keeps track of everyone’s posts and accuses them of being a troll if they’ve posted something similar before.
These are the same ones that wonder why they can’t keep a boyfriend. Because you’re an impossible cunt!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 3, 2020 10:42 PM |
Don’t you bitchy fags have anything better to do? Like call the police on people who are outside walking their dogs and Mexicans cutting the lawn?!?!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 3, 2020 10:52 PM |
I’m the dumb queens that hijack threads with bitch brawls, trying to win an argument while posting anonymously. Really?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 3, 2020 10:58 PM |
I'm the most likely obese troll who tags the OP as a fat typer whenever they begin a food based thread.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 3, 2020 10:59 PM |
I'm one of several blatant racists who regularly post to the Theatre Gossip threads, provoke arguments, and lower the intelligence and civility of discussions that are otherwise fun and fairly culturally elevated. We make jokes about it being nothing but talk of FOLLIES, but it's actually a pretty smart group of people.
It's only a few, but seriously: they must read and post on DL with pointy white hoods on their heads.
Hateful neanderthals.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 3, 2020 11:01 PM |
Let's be Datalounge what now?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 3, 2020 11:04 PM |
I'm the idiot poster that has nothing to contribute so I make a "trump joke" in every thread. I have absolutely no sense of humour but I think I'm hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 3, 2020 11:08 PM |
I’m the queen that takes DL way too seriously and tries to micromanage the fuck out of it.
Like bitch, when did this site become your gay wedding?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 3, 2020 11:10 PM |
I'm the OP, who posts frequently on the thread that I "created." I give instructions on the parameters of the discussion. Then, I have a CAPS-peppered hissy fit with lots of Exclamation Points (!!!) because people are not following my RULES!!!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 3, 2020 11:14 PM |
The trolls who track posting history using ignoredar and then copy and paste the posts they don't like in totally unrelated threads are a special kind of loserdom.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 3, 2020 11:15 PM |
I’m the douche who tries to derail threads they don’t like by accusing the OP of having started previous threads and implying they have some weird obsession with the subject.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 3, 2020 11:22 PM |
R30.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 3, 2020 11:22 PM |
I'm the douchebag who posts about the problems and struggles of my multiple personae, usually accompanied by requests for cash.
One of my imaginary people is black, so any criticism or questioning of whatever ridiculous assertion I make is met with my immediate accusation of racism, sometimes embarrassingly to me when it transpires that the responder/questioner is, in fact, black.
Worse, my many and varied iterations are instantly recognizable as coming from the same MIMI because we all write exactly the same way, react to criticism the same way, use the same phrasing, and appear about a week apart.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 3, 2020 11:25 PM |
I’m the queen who thinks Datalounge is DListed or JoeMyGod and try to take over established threads to hold court or run my personal agendas.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 3, 2020 11:27 PM |
I'm the douchebag who must bring up Donald Trump on every, single thread. My life was perfect before Trump became president, now ... a shambles (because of Trump)!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 3, 2020 11:27 PM |
I accuse everyone I don't like or who disagrees with me to be a "transplant".
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 3, 2020 11:27 PM |
Thanks Boris.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 3, 2020 11:28 PM |
I'm the douchebag who doesn't know who Boris is but thinks they are the keeper of the Poo Shoes (never to be mentioned!) flame.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 3, 2020 11:29 PM |
I think anyone who says something critical of gay men is a homophobic black woman from Lipstick Alley.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 3, 2020 11:30 PM |
I’m the douchebag who reads an earnest recounting of the failed relationships of someone who grew up sexually molested at an orphanage and responds “it’s not them, honey, it’s YOU!”
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 3, 2020 11:30 PM |
I’m the homophobic black woman from Lipstick Alley, who slowly gets more & more pissed that posters don’t all agree that ALL White men are evil; until I start calling everyone AIDS-infested FAGGOTS!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 3, 2020 11:35 PM |
I'm the humorless perpetual EST accuser. 0/10
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 3, 2020 11:35 PM |
I’m the humorless lesbian or SJW that gets mad when gay men joke around about lesbians or trannies on a gay discussion board.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 3, 2020 11:38 PM |
We also get mad, R43, when you use "that" when you should be using "who."
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 3, 2020 11:40 PM |
I'm the doink who states "Who cares" in a thread that has 200+ replies.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 4, 2020 12:00 AM |
I'm the douche who asks a question about an article posted by OP that is answered in the second line of OP's post.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 4, 2020 12:02 AM |
I'm the poster who starts threads addressed to Muriel for petty gripes about other users (RUSSIANS) or to make the site free for cheapskates.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 4, 2020 12:07 AM |
I’m going to start a new thread and split the discussion because I’m too cheap to subscribe and the existing thread is locked.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 4, 2020 12:20 AM |
I'm Cheryl's douchebag. And if you think her pussy stinks....
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 4, 2020 12:21 AM |
I'm old people's excrement. Sorry, am I early?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 4, 2020 12:36 AM |
[quote]What's wrong with bumping threads?
You can't WW old posts (more than 6 months old)
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 4, 2020 12:42 AM |
I'm the prisspot grammar queens who go apeshit and "oh dear" every stupid slip or typo - as if most of us are posting from our baronial studies via dictaphone and not typing on a phone with our fucking thumbs.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 4, 2020 12:43 AM |
I’m the coronavirus thread mastress.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 4, 2020 12:45 AM |
I'm posting with a pencil I use to dial my phone, R51. This one post took me almost 45 minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 4, 2020 12:45 AM |
I'm the Soros troll who posts dozens of anti-Trump threads, then accuses you of being a Russian troll.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 4, 2020 12:49 AM |
You're all Klan Grannies! Muriel close these thread!!!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 4, 2020 12:52 AM |
I'm the Datalounge Douchebag who comes up with cutesy names like Rona and Chambo.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 4, 2020 12:55 AM |
Why can't we be nice to each other? Why do we have to attack each other over minor things?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 4, 2020 1:15 AM |
[quote]as if most of us are posting from our baronial studies via dictaphone and not typing on a phone with our fucking thumbs.
You have to remember the grammar queens on here who chastise people for minor spelling errors are not familiar with Smartphones and have never heard of Autocorrect errors. They're DLEGs, time stopped for them around 1989-ish.
Most of the spelling and punctuation errors I've seen on here are identifiable to modern people in the year 2020 as thumb-typing or Autocorrect errors, but of course the DL spelling queens would not be aware of this.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 4, 2020 1:51 AM |
R59.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 4, 2020 1:52 AM |
Sorry for telling the truth, r60.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 4, 2020 1:59 AM |
R61.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 4, 2020 2:12 AM |
r59 A.K.A. YourMillennialDouchebag (or an acolyte thereof)
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 4, 2020 2:47 AM |
Hissss r63! Hissss!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 4, 2020 2:49 AM |
R64.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 4, 2020 2:51 AM |
"I'm the "we already had a thread on this!" asshole, when the thread was from months ago and only had seven posts.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 4, 2020 2:57 AM |
I'm the frau interlopers who complain about people being "mean" in the Meghan Markle threads.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 4, 2020 3:03 AM |
R66.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 4, 2020 3:07 AM |
I'm the Ignoredar stalker.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 4, 2020 3:15 AM |
I'm the world-weary "DL was so much better and sophisticated in olden, golden times, and I'm leaving forever unless things improve. And I WILL be slamming the fucking door on my way out" douchebag.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 4, 2020 3:20 AM |
And then they're back five minutes later, r70. We just had a "farewell, Datalounge" thread a poster started, and he was back on the same day!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 4, 2020 3:21 AM |
I generally spend my time posting about the GENOCIDE AGAINST YOUNG GAY AND LESBIAN KIDS perpetrated by the WOKE TRANS CULT who are LITERALLY FORCING THESE KIDS TO SLICE THEIR GENITALS OFF as well as the medical establishment profiting from a HOMOPHOBIC HOLOCAUST. I like to shoehorn this into threads about entirely different subjects,
The last time I was fucked was 1976.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 4, 2020 3:24 AM |
I'm the 99% of brain dead moronic fucking douchebag posters who'd be better off with a silver bullet 'tween the eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 4, 2020 3:24 AM |
The “Oh, dear” typo and grammar nazism is so beyond tired. It’s low-hanging fruit—and ironically a very lowbrow attempt to appear intellectually superior. They are the kids on the playground who would lay in wait for one of the kids having fun to do something so they could run and tattle. No one gives a fuck. Go use your skills to edit literary works. Most people here are just having fun making random comments on a discussion board. Pointing out what a reasonable adult could intuit as a minor oversight or autocorrect error just makes you an insufferable cunt. But you already know that.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 4, 2020 3:30 AM |
R74 the Grammar cunts are gross and loathsome but I do support their mockery of the young uns who cannot string together a proper sentence and never learned to spell check before posting their brain dead thoughts. Americans have always been proud of being the stupidest cunts on the planet. They wear their cuntiness like a badge.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 4, 2020 3:33 AM |
I'll be the many commentators who always compare female pop singers to each other, as if they are horses in a stable. I will frequently call one or more of them by the most misogynistic names I can come up with, to support my argument that they are inferior to the female pop singer of my preference.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 4, 2020 3:46 AM |
I'm the inevitable guy who shows up nearly a hundred posts in, and never bothers to read what came before. So...
I think we should all just get along -Except for the eldergays and instahos who are fucking scum and a waste of life and should just drop dead.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 4, 2020 3:52 AM |
We're the posters who give our thoughts and opinions on various cities and neighborhoods. Our information is decades out of date because the last time we were in said city or neighborhood was 1988.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 4, 2020 3:58 AM |
I'm the guy who gets upset whenever anyone criticizes his boss bro-han jerk-off fantasy assholes who, in real life, would be treating me like "that fag that's trying to fuck everyone in the room". I use words like "bro" and "goals" a lot because I like to attempt but fail to maintain the illusion that I'm part of that vapid "aesthetics movement" insta-clique which is the male equivalent of the female group of characters on HBO's Girls, but with a gym membership and without the educational background.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 4, 2020 7:34 AM |
[quote] They are the kids on the playground who would lay in wait for one of the kids having fun to do something so they could run and tattle.
"Lie in wait," bitch, not "lay in wait."
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 4, 2020 7:39 AM |
I'm the douchebag who shrieks at r356 for posting the same thing r11 posted six weeks ago, even when it's an opinion question. [italic]Especially[/italic] when it's an opinion question. More than one poster can have the same favorite movie, song, or way of making lasagne.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 4, 2020 7:53 AM |
[quote]"Watch out, dude."
Isn't it, "watch yourself, dude"? Otherwise, that was completely on point.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 4, 2020 10:36 AM |
I’m the douchebag who doesn’t read the thread and posts a question that was answered ten posts back.
(winking at ya, r77!)
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 4, 2020 11:51 AM |
I’m the douchebag who posts “so young” on every celebrity death thread. I’m so hilarious.
I come along with the douche bag who makes the same rather obvious joke that has been said probably three or four times already. But I think I’m original.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 4, 2020 11:53 AM |
[quote]I am the rancid shut-in who says
R15 - we're ALL shut-ins now, Mary.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 4, 2020 12:00 PM |
[quote]I’m the queen that takes DL way too seriously and tries to micromanage the fuck out of it. Like bitch, when did this site become your gay wedding?
I rather like them. I call them the busy bees of DL...but not the bossy versions, the ones busy posting links to previous threads and all that...backing up other people's posts with pics.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 4, 2020 12:11 PM |
I’m the judgmental OCD prisspot who must clutch my pearls at any mention of rimming. I post pics from my “Infectious Diseases Flashcards” set Mummy and Gran-Mere gave me after they took me for my first weekly enema
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 4, 2020 12:11 PM |
I'm the idiot "Daily Fail' troll who shrieks at people for linking to the Daily Mail, who somehow hasn't noticed 80% of ALL DL links are to the Daily Mail.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 4, 2020 12:16 PM |
Concerned European, the posts weren’t actually meant to be autobiographical
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 4, 2020 12:22 PM |
Anyone who causes a Trump pic to appear in an OP is a DDB.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 4, 2020 4:05 PM |
I am the ever-sneakier scat troll.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 4, 2020 4:11 PM |
I'm the gay man pulling out lesbian tropes for amusement and then bitching when called out by an actual lesbian for being lame.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 4, 2020 4:14 PM |
I'm the one who posts an Instagram account of a perfectly adequate-looking young man (who is otherwise seemingly vapid and rather foolish) with the declaration that his unclothed torso would tempt the eye of Hadrian.
I am the 6,000 responses which declare this same person to be uglier than 62 buckets of shit.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 4, 2020 4:38 PM |
[quote]I'm the one who posts an Instagram account of a perfectly adequate-looking young man
I'm also old enough to be the adequate-looking young man's grandfather.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 4, 2020 4:44 PM |
I'm the douchebag who does a very very bad imitation of Liza Minnelli and thinks they are a goddamn laugh riot.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 4, 2020 4:46 PM |
R82 : you're right, I also should have said "education" but said "educational background" for some reason.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 4, 2020 4:58 PM |
I’m the douchebag who gets angry whenever someone dares to post a picture of a guy he personally doesn’t find attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 4, 2020 5:06 PM |
Irony? [swoosh!]
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 4, 2020 5:09 PM |
I’m r90.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 4, 2020 5:18 PM |
I’m the lesbian who thinks it’s ok to go into a message board for gay men and start dictating what’s ok to talk about—but if we even dared to visit a message board for lesbians, we’d be kicked out just for being male.
MAN ON THE LAND!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 4, 2020 5:24 PM |
I'm the douche who thinks he can write a funny post in "Melania speak" but the written accent is so bad, the post can't be understood.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 4, 2020 5:30 PM |
R100, LOL! Touché.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 4, 2020 5:31 PM |
R101.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 4, 2020 5:36 PM |
I'm the Chaturbate Troll.
Is it that I think I'm funny? Shocking? Or just shilling for business on DL?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 4, 2020 6:41 PM |
Can someone tell me what the empty posts mean like R32, R62, R65. They just post the reply numbers but don't comment. Is that a Datalounge Douchebag thing? I've never seen it before.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 4, 2020 7:47 PM |
I'm me.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 4, 2020 7:49 PM |
They’re referencing prior posts, r105, like I just referenced yours.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 4, 2020 8:03 PM |
They are calling that poster a douche bag hon.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 4, 2020 8:13 PM |
R108 Thank you. I never saw a blank Reply before. Sorry for derailing this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 4, 2020 8:26 PM |
That’s just it, though, it wasn’t blank. It had a prior post number.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 4, 2020 8:27 PM |
I’m r109
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 4, 2020 8:28 PM |
R110 I'm not making myself clear. Please look at R62. You'll see that they posted a ReplyNumber and nothing else. Just a ReplyNumber.
I apologize for not explaining this clearly but I thought I gave good examples with R32 and R62. Again, sorry for derailing this thread but I'm going to accept R108's explanation.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 4, 2020 8:39 PM |
I'm one of the worthless bags of shit who keep insisting that certain male celebs are "BISEXUAL" just because they:
A) are seen with a woman
and
B) haven't announced, publicly, that they are indeed "GAY".
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 5, 2020 2:26 AM |
I still think Hillary could be President
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 5, 2020 2:48 AM |
I'm a Cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | April 5, 2020 2:59 AM |
I'm the horny Nifty story that's been posted six times already (and jerked off to every time).
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 5, 2020 3:13 AM |
I'm the staunch "I'm straight even though I'm a guy who willingly and regularly has sex with other guys all the time" defenders.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 5, 2020 3:16 AM |
PAYWALL PAYWALL PAYWALL PAYWALL PAYWALL PAYWALL
From cunts who can't spend less the $2 a month.
If I were Muriel I would razor wire access and electrify so that any twat trying to get in would have her cell blow up on her claw.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | April 5, 2020 3:21 AM |
I'm a straight woman.
I'm too fucking stupid to realize I don't belong here.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 5, 2020 3:31 AM |
I'm the straight fraus who complain about the gay men who discuss topics that gay men often discuss amongst themselves, on a gay forum.
Those cunts can fuck right off.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 5, 2020 4:22 AM |
I'm the posters bitching about other posters who don't pay, even though there are only like five paying posters and this site slows to a crawl during Primetime.
I'm every other forum on the fucking Internet. I don't charge people.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | April 5, 2020 4:24 AM |
Let me add on that, R122....
I'm every other forum on the fucking internet. I don't charge people FOR ACCESS TO THEIR OWN CONTENT.
Muriel doesn't create and contribute to these fabulous threads. We do.
And seriously... in a time of crisis when other content providers across different platforms are making their content available free of charge....
Muriel should be fucking ashamed of herself.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 5, 2020 6:17 AM |
I’m the evil cunt who sneers and snarls at any poster with a perceived weakness. Like a wolf I pounce on any request for help or admission of humanity. I like to feel bold and ruthless as I cut others to size. I swell like a tick with perverse satisfaction.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | April 5, 2020 7:12 AM |
R112 the person does it because they have the other poster blocked but decided they still want to see what the blocked poster said and don’t care about leaving a post that just says a post number. It adds zero to the discussion. Which when you think about is actually pretty cunty. No need to apologise either, your question is perfectly reasonable.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | April 5, 2020 7:31 AM |
I am the probably delusional self-described "masc" troll who expresses his disdain for "femmy," "nelly" gays on a gay forum.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 5, 2020 7:39 AM |
I'm one of the posters that expresses disgust at the misogyny, transphobia and racism that they witness but turn a blind eye to homophobia. I say "faggot" a LOT, but to me that's perfectly fine. I'm not talking about gay men when I say it, I'm talking about all of the negative things that people who want someone to hate attribute to gay men. That makes it "ok", right?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 5, 2020 7:42 AM |
R125.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 5, 2020 10:56 AM |
I’m the poster who must announce “BLOCKED!!” on a thread as though anyone cares an anonymous poster blocked another anonymous poster.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 5, 2020 12:41 PM |
The BLOCKED one very well may. If you are odious enough to stand out on DL, you’re invested.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | April 5, 2020 12:48 PM |
[quote] If you are odious enough to stand out on DL, you’re invested.
That’s just...sad.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 5, 2020 12:50 PM |
I'm the one thinks everything is "self loathing" if it doesn't fit my agenda.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 5, 2020 12:58 PM |
I’m the douche that’ enies something is possible because it didn’t happen to them personally.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 5, 2020 1:23 PM |
I’m a cunt. x
by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 5, 2020 1:29 PM |
I'm the deranged poster who thinks everything in this world is Trump's fault. I'm insane.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 5, 2020 1:31 PM |
I’m a man’s white t-shirt used as a bra.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 5, 2020 2:56 PM |
I thought you were supposed to cut it up and use it as a mask now?
by Anonymous | reply 137 | April 5, 2020 3:14 PM |
I'm the sad DL Poster who accidentally blocked himself and now he can't read his own comments....
by Anonymous | reply 138 | April 5, 2020 4:06 PM |
I'm the hostile responder. Everything you say is wrong and I must condescendingly correct you until the thread finally ends or is closed, even though your responses were civil and explained the issue reasonably. I need to be right at all costs because if I admit that I misunderstood something or have never experienced it, then you won't know how superior I am to all of you.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 5, 2020 4:14 PM |
r139 those trolls are the worst!
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 5, 2020 4:24 PM |
I am obsessed with fraus and mug cradling!
by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 5, 2020 4:29 PM |
[quote]Would it have killed you to have at least posted a picture or link OP? Would it? I mean would that have really been that hard? Would it? Why don’t you try to think more of others next time before you post? Can you give us a straight answer? At least be honest for once in your life and tell us why you were so inconsiderate?
I'm THIS asshole. I need to fucking die in a grease fire.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 5, 2020 4:37 PM |
R139: A textbook example
Go Fund Me for my Detained Irish Fiance
by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 5, 2020 4:41 PM |
I'm the douchebag in r128 and others who posts only the number of a post to see who said what. I have to BLOCK YOU ALL and selectively unblock you in this way. So what if it clogs up the thread? My block list matters!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 5, 2020 4:44 PM |
Was JUST about to link that thread, R143. Will do so anyway.
"Coronavirus is a serious issue for the homeless, BUT I STILL HOPE YOU BOOMERS ALL DIE FROM IT. But not before you give me all your money, because my fiance and I deserve it more than you."
by Anonymous | reply 145 | April 5, 2020 4:46 PM |
R145: How did you do that? The only FAQ I can find says to copy the name of the thread. Didn't work for me. Did for you. Please explain and thanks in advance.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | April 5, 2020 4:49 PM |
I am the stupid straight twat who announces "BLOCKED" with every post about gay sex, dark humor, Frauen, cunts and the occasional appeal of an 18 year old.
And she then un-ignores the BLOCKED! poster to see if he said anything about her, and if he does she announced yet again "BLOCKED!"
by Anonymous | reply 147 | April 5, 2020 4:49 PM |
R144.
R147.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | April 5, 2020 4:50 PM |
R148.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | April 5, 2020 4:51 PM |
R128.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | April 5, 2020 4:53 PM |
R62.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | April 5, 2020 4:53 PM |
R60.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | April 5, 2020 4:54 PM |
R149.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | April 5, 2020 5:05 PM |
R125 That makes a lot of sense. Especially since that person is going nuts now! Douche must not have liked your response but I thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | April 5, 2020 5:08 PM |
I expected better from the Gap Playlists douchebag...
by Anonymous | reply 155 | April 5, 2020 5:08 PM |
Im the douche who keeps defending Barron Trump
by Anonymous | reply 156 | April 5, 2020 5:14 PM |
I'm the douche who keeps bumping my own threads every other day because you guys are ignoring me.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | April 5, 2020 5:36 PM |
I'm the needy douche porn-star-wannabe who posts my own pix and begs for approval. Or maybe I'm the douche-y boyfriend who wants to show off his partner. Hard to tell which is which.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | April 5, 2020 5:40 PM |
R155.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | April 5, 2020 5:40 PM |
Why, r155?
by Anonymous | reply 160 | April 5, 2020 5:41 PM |
r146 You have to copy the URL for the page and paste it into the web site link box.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | April 5, 2020 5:51 PM |
R139, I just checked out the Irish Detainee thread and man is OP pathetic. And then when he can't get us to give him our money he calls us "ancient fags".
by Anonymous | reply 163 | April 5, 2020 6:07 PM |
this thread is a mess
by Anonymous | reply 164 | April 5, 2020 6:15 PM |
That Gap loser just doesn’t know when to quit.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | April 5, 2020 6:18 PM |
Right, R139, but if you just let her start all the Coronavirus Freakout threads you mitigate some of it.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | April 5, 2020 6:20 PM |
R160 Because of the cuntery with the post numbers above and nothing else. I used to think the playlist thing was annoying but it never rose to the level of the douchebaggery so often seen here. There's a lot here far more annoying than that. And I've seen his responses to people who more or less call him a douchebag or worse - he's calm and reasonable and ultimately, playing his own sandbox. I mean, it's harmless, clearly it makes him happy, and in a way, it's been reassuring to me.
When I see the Gap logo in a thread, I know that somewhere out there, Don Quixote-like, GPG is still following his own Impossible Dream in search of those missing playlists, because this is his quest, to follow his very specific star, no matter how hopeless, no matter how far and no matter how much shit he gets for it here. That's admirable - if as I say, also at times annoying. The thing with the post numbers was annoying, too, and sometimes when you add level two annoying PLUS level two annoying you get to level six really annoying. It surprised me - it seemed out of character for him given what I'd seen of him here up until then.
But almost immediately he did me a mitzvah, so how can I be a cunt and think badly of him?
Carry on, GPG. Keep searching. And thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | April 5, 2020 6:59 PM |
I was literally trying to see who I had blocked, and it was a DL Douchebag who posts fake stories and people actually fall for it here. He truly is a divisive troll but most people think he's real. Oh well.
After that, it just became a thing in this thread for fun, as others were doing it as well.
So sorry to have ruined the bandwidth in this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | April 5, 2020 7:08 PM |
Yeah, he does seem to be spamming all of sudden. Maybe it’s a mortality thing and he’s gonna get it done for fear the coronavirus creates the ultimate gap.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | April 5, 2020 8:35 PM |
We're the DLEG's who get all pissy and snippy when other posters are unfamiliar with certain references from the 1970s.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | April 5, 2020 9:51 PM |
R170 You'd have to show me a few of those. I only see DLEG's admitting the reference is too new for them. I can't remember seeing anything disparaging.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | April 5, 2020 11:02 PM |
I remember screeching over not knowing who Amy Carter or Jaclyn Smith was.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | April 5, 2020 11:33 PM |
The Janene Garafolo troll needs to die.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | April 5, 2020 11:42 PM |
R173, BLOCK works on that Troll.
I NEVER have to see that freak at all.
I wish the BLOCK worked for threads, still, though. Longer than an hour or so.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | April 5, 2020 11:57 PM |
Oh I have it blocked, R173, I still think it needs to die.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | April 6, 2020 12:08 AM |
It was very much alive last night, R174 and R175, bumping up thread after fucking vomitous fangurl thread.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | April 6, 2020 2:20 AM |
I'm the Douchebag obsessed with Fox News. I selfishly open 10 threads a day with the latest outrage of Tucker, Hannity, and Bill, complete with headshots of the hosts.
I don't understand that no one watches or cares about Fox on this site.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | April 6, 2020 3:46 AM |
R177.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | April 6, 2020 4:04 AM |
I’m the douche that wants to know why everyone and everything has gone straight down the shitter
by Anonymous | reply 179 | April 6, 2020 5:18 AM |
I'm the Soros troll. I'm paid a few dollars per post to turn your website into sewage.
Any interesting topic will be immediately redirected to Trump. I think about him 24 hours a day, and have no life.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | April 6, 2020 8:02 AM |
STFU and fuck off R139
by Anonymous | reply 181 | April 6, 2020 10:33 AM |
I'm the uber masculine gay guy who everyone thinks is straight.
I'm also lacking completely in self-awareness and I'm too clueless to realize that at 30 years old and completely disinterested in obtaining pussy, I'm outing myself every single day.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | April 6, 2020 1:22 PM |
Lol, r181, you forgot the patronizing, tedious lecture because you've never met that kind of troll and therefore I must be making it up.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | April 6, 2020 4:01 PM |
FWIW, R183, I interpreted that post as satire.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | April 6, 2020 4:03 PM |
I’m the Rage-a-holiday. I cannot express a contrary view without turning into a flamethrower. Obviously topics like the Queen or rice aren’t what I’m really this unhinged about, but boundaries aren’t a strength either. If I didn’t get dumped by the hostile responder I got got dumped by someone very much like her.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | April 6, 2020 4:05 PM |
LOL... sorry... rage-a-holic... probably needs a rage-a-holiday.
Meanwhile, caged in her co-op, Samantha was combining social and distancing in a marathon sex toy session.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | April 6, 2020 4:07 PM |
[quote]I interpreted that post as satire.
If you're referring to 183, so did I, but that's not the type of hostility I referred to in my original post.
I recently had some asshole leave repeated comments implying I was either too stupid to know what my own job entails/who pays me or I was a liar. He would not shut up about it, despite my having explained it to him. I couldn't tell if he was intentionally trolling or just on the spectrum, but I've seen similar exchanges between posters on other threads.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | April 6, 2020 4:22 PM |
OMG, r186, before you posted your correction I thought you were going to talk about someone who rages about every holiday. Lol.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | April 6, 2020 4:22 PM |
That happens, too, R188.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | April 6, 2020 4:40 PM |
I’m the odious twat who doesn’t understand that the role of R1 in any thread is to be insulting, abusive, and mean. It’s a tradition, you newly-arrived asshats who feel it is your self-appointed duty to make DL a friendly, safe space.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | April 6, 2020 5:14 PM |
It’s precisely that reason where I have seen threads I’ve wanted to comment on but waited instead of being the r-1 (done intentionally to not reference this thread’s first response).
by Anonymous | reply 191 | April 6, 2020 5:16 PM |
I’m the DL douchebag that claims anyone not making $150,000 or more per year is living in poverty and that by 45, we should all have at least $500,000 saved for retirement.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | April 6, 2020 5:19 PM |
Just $500,000, R192? Were you planning on retiring in Alabama?
by Anonymous | reply 193 | April 6, 2020 5:21 PM |
the worst case example, op is all around us:
FUCK the others, it's all about ME, ME and ME. the rest of the world can fuck off
by Anonymous | reply 194 | April 6, 2020 5:24 PM |
I'm the DL douchebag(s) that derail all the Let's Be threads because I'm so sensitive I think everyone is talking about me and need to defend myself.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | April 6, 2020 6:11 PM |
I'm a bat.
:(
by Anonymous | reply 196 | April 7, 2020 12:21 AM |
I'm the Corky troll. ( As in waiting for guffman)
I start as an EST with a premise that just invites ridicule. Once I get some people hooked, I get all nasty and personal and start insulting people with typical DL flash points. This is the Corky part. I can just see him saying "I'm going to go home and bite my pillow".
Then I double down on the stupidity and laugh while dipshits continue to try and convince me of the errors of my ways.
GFM is one of my threads.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | April 7, 2020 12:42 AM |
r197 i luv u i luv you i luv u!
by Anonymous | reply 198 | April 7, 2020 3:23 AM |
I'm a REAL New Yorker and you white transplants better shut up and present cock or I swear to god I will hurl my fucking latte at you. And don't laugh at may gay shirt, TRANSPLANTS! Oh, and if you're a recently out republican politician you're a white piece of shit but I really want to eat your ass. Thanks, BYE.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | April 7, 2020 4:32 AM |
^ So true. For all the shrieking and the BLM-esque lecturing, we all know that he'd throw his own mother in front of the A train for a chance of some good white dick and a pretty pink hole for his own enjoyment.
Same goes for the bottom from Austin, described up at R182. "I use creams and take pills to lighten my skin" - okay, Beyoncé.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | April 7, 2020 5:49 AM |
Is NatveNYer the one who yells at white people on the street? A real Stable Mabel, that one.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | April 7, 2020 5:50 AM |
I'm the cut/uncut douchebag who couldn't possibly contemplate sleeping with a celebrity (like it was going to happen) because he does or doesn't have a foreskin.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | April 7, 2020 9:21 AM |
The grammar trolls are so tedious. Yes, someone mistakenly spelled through when they meant thorough. It happens. Get a fucking life.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | April 7, 2020 2:33 PM |
I [italic]am[/italic] Datalounge's (and many other locations') biggest douchebag:
[quote][bold]I’ve Lost All interest in Gay Men After Realizing Most are “Nelly” Bottoms
[quote]This is not a troll thread.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | April 7, 2020 3:03 PM |
[/bold]r204, don't you think r203 comes close?
by Anonymous | reply 205 | April 7, 2020 3:04 PM |
The sneaky scat troll is at the bottom for me, also the "native New Yorker" who throws hot coffee on white people he suspects of coming from somewhere else.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | April 7, 2020 3:49 PM |
I'm the Darfur orphan who wants to respond that all the DL douchebags are ungrateful assholes with first world problems. I want to, but I don't have a computer and I'm sooooo weak and hungry.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | June 16, 2020 9:47 PM |
OP is Augusten Burroughs
by Anonymous | reply 208 | June 16, 2020 9:54 PM |
I'm the loser who shrieks about "BI ERASURE!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 209 | June 16, 2020 9:59 PM |
I'm the "On The Spectrum" troll, and I accuse EVERYONE I disagree with of being "On The Spectrum."
by Anonymous | reply 210 | June 16, 2020 9:59 PM |
I use emojis.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | June 16, 2020 10:08 PM |
No, r205. I adore the grammar queens. I *AM* a grammar queen, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | June 16, 2020 11:01 PM |
Then why is your grammar poor?
by Anonymous | reply 213 | June 16, 2020 11:04 PM |
[quote]I'm the poster who can ruin any thread by making it about DOOL, OLTL, Y&R, B&B, and other pathetic shows!
JENSEN ACKLES [bold]DESERVES[/bold] an EMMY!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 214 | June 16, 2020 11:31 PM |
Ugh.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | June 17, 2020 1:18 AM |
I'm the douchebag that turns every thread into a for or anti Israel thread.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | June 17, 2020 11:13 AM |
I'm the trans POC who was at Stonehenge....no wait.....I mean Stonewall....yea.....that's it.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | June 17, 2020 1:42 PM |