Little Brooklyn Beckham = Happy At Last.

Why do these nasty ass British assholes always have to move to America??? Stay in your own shithole country.

She looks like Posh.

R2 Ewww! Creepy!

he's not cute.

she has a billionaire daddy

He's as skeevy and unpleasant as his douchebag father and ghetto trash made good mother.

[quote] she has a billionaire daddy

Maybe she's getting daddy to invest in Victoria's failing business hence the mark of approval from Mrs. Becks.

He's not ugly, but he did not get his father's looks. The girl is quite stunning, however.

Alert me when Romeo and/or Cruz move in with their boyfriends.

What's she doing with a loser like him? His IQ is basically a single digit, he doesn't have a job and lives off of his trashy, parents. They're the King and Queen of all Chavs

Her parents must be dying

I think Victoria has done the best she can to raise the kids fairly. I mean not instilling them with a sense of entitlement. I have the info second hand from someone who witnessed it first hand. But with media hype and celebrity worship, you can only try to teach values to your children.

Who photoshopped his nostrils?

His photography looks like someone gave a chimp a camera and let him loose. Nepotism at its finest.

He goes through women like toilet paper.

i recommend sucking out his assjuices, most tasty

Romeo is the beauty in that family.

He looks like a thinner version of Prince Jackson (MJ’s son).

Not cute, but not hideous.

R18 Good description!

The UK’s version of Presley Gerber

Who the hell names their kid after a city?

^^ Ron Howard, (Bryce Dallas Howard)

I'd be more impressed if she was moving in with Brice Beckham.

She used to date the slightly less ugly Anwar Hadid, who is now in a relationship with Dua Lipa.

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[quote]I think Victoria has done the best she can to raise the kids fairly. I mean not instilling them with a sense of entitlement. I have the info second hand from someone who witnessed it first hand.

I guess he paid for his homes in LA, NYC, and London all on his own with his own hard-earned money, huh? 🙄

Romeo is cute and is now taller than his father.

Can you splain, [R27]? It's late and my Ovaltine hasn't kicked in. Who is 'he'?

He's moving to New York now?? Brooklyn - you in danger, gurl.

Romeo looks like Emma Watson.

Romeo looks like a West Virginian.

Does he have a cut cock? Victoria probably wanted him snipped to seem posh

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Doesn’t he have AIDS?

Nicole’s dad is a billionaire investor, one of those asshole NY hedge fund guys. I haven’t heard any of those fuckers come forward with donations or initiatives to help fight COVID-19 even though their state is the hardest hit. All the billionaire moguls who have done so are from the west coast ones who don’t work in finance. Nicole had had tons of plastic surgery for someone so young.

Anyways Nicole isn’t the one who has to kiss the Beckhams’ ass because she’s probably worth more than them.

Puberty was not kind.

Nicole before and after plastic surgeries. If she and Brooklyn have kids there is a good chance they’d be fug.

Wow, @r38. She does look better, but she went too far.

Does these piece of shit rich kids do anything with their lives?

omg Nicola and her tranny look/lips.....skunty !!!

He was a total shit to Chloë Grace Moretz when they dated. And photographers hate the Beckham family after his parents used their clout to get him gigs as a photographer taking pics with a smartphone.

You don't like my 💅 and super amazing 📸 skills r42?

His parents threw everything but the sink trying to make it in the U.S. Everything! Paid a fortune for a reality/docu show about the move; arranged high profile media appearances and interviews like GMA; staged pap shots with made-up "friends" like Tom Cruise and Will Smith even flirting with Scientology; bought courtside Lakers seats pretending to like basketball; but the stubborn American public refused to bite and they bombed big time, leaving the British media puzzled as to why America wasn't taking to their chav king and queen. Eventually they turned tail and moved back to London after their epic failure.

While they're still a big deal back home, they have nothing going for them talentwise. So they're trying to live vicariously through their middling offspring for the benefit of the U.K. public (The rest of the world can't be bothered).

R44 I remember that cringe documentary, Victoria emerging from the plane fully glam and the clearly staged mobbing by lots of US paps. As if their pics were so in demand.

The thing that made me go from indifferent to disliking Beckham were those leaked emails where he proved what a cunt he was, doing all the charity work so he could be knighted. Trash.

Wasn't it leaked that Victoria's fashion company had been failing recently and that David had to bail her out and rumored that David possibly has a secret footwear fetish?

Wow the whole Beckileaks controversy got past me since the family is so irrelevant in America. I had no idea he was such a sociopathic cunt.

[QUOTE] British tabloid the Sun reported that millions of emails and communications have been accessed from an over three-year period. The messages apparently contain several references to Beckham's bid for knighthood. In one of the emails, Beckham allegedly called the United Kingdom's Honours Committee "unappreciative c—ts." The athlete also reportedly let his feelings on awards lesser than knighthood known, stating: "Unless it’s a knighthood, f—k off."

Those "unappreciative cunts" have been snubbing him every years since!

[QUOTE] Another email allegedly revealed that Beckham was unhappy about a suggestion by his PR agent that he put £1 million of his own money into a UNICEF dinner. ‘I don’t want to put my personal money into this cause. If there was no fund, the money would be for me. This f*****g money is mine,’ one email read.

Oh wow r47 and I think I now remember something about a rumor of David Beckham allegedly having some type of shoe fetish.

Didn’t Becks get caught cheating on Victoria again a few years back?

Beckham's activities are too commercialised for him to be awarded a knighthood. Aside from being a UNICEF ambassador, which doesn't involve much and lots of celebrities do, what philanthropic work has he done? Being a UNICEF goodwill ambassador just involves going along to whatever events UNICEF organises for you, having a caring look on your face and repeating some lines that UNICEF wrote for you.

Most “charities” are bullshit. “Raising awareness” and such. Show me what you do, like Meals on Wheels. It’s a lot of fluff and self-promotion, otherwise.

His figure is that of a short-waisted midget with rickets. The fact that he was handed major modeling contracts shows what an absolute joke of an industry it is.

Also, why do British male celebspawn insist on dressing/looking so fucking sleazy? Rocco Richie presents himself similarly.

And although I agree Brooklyn's not facially ugly, he has the kind of face that's so bland, so unremarkable and pedestrian, that even outright ugliness would be preferable.

IMO, tiny black characterless eyes are the worst physical characteristic anyone could ever have. I'd honestly rather be fug with large, expressive, pretty, soulful peepers (i.e., Hugh Laurie).

R52 if I remember correctly he felt because he worked alongside Prince William and others to campaign for London's Olympic bid that he was owed this. Plus other charity work that, from his emails, he couldn't give a shit about. Only PR.

Danny Boyle, who did actually do something that was deserving of a knighthood for the Olympics and has other real achievements to his name, was offered a knighthood but declined.

There’s also a rumor that David had an underage girlfriend while he was doing commercial near Hong Kong. Underage as in very young, like 14.

First time I've heard of that r57 and it doesn't fit in with anything known about him.

Since Covid-19 the Beckhams have gone into a desperate profile overdrive. Everyday themselves and their PR are spamming social media with ever more vacuous rubbish about their pointless indulged life and now the monkey son is in on the act. Victoria even decided she would lower herself and FaceTime NHS Nurses and say thank-you!! Who the fuck does she think she is? Like these fantastic nurses are not busy enough without some irrelevant pig nosed non entity wasting their precious time!

The truth is Covid-19 is likely going to eat away at a serious amount of the Beckham's profile and profit:-

* Miss Piggy's "Fashion Brand" was already haemorrhaging money left right and centre. It's now set to literally implode with the fashion industry on freeze. And let's face it, like her solo singing career, the fashion brand just wasn't taking with the public either.

* Woodenhead's sports endorsements, academy's and sports ventures will be frozen and unable to generate much income during lockdown. After his hissy fit about not being knighted, he is unlikely to get any new connections.

* Whatever they are attempting to do with that lazy son isn't working. After this failed attempt at being a photographer he is now trying to reinvent himself as a social media celebrity. But nobody cares!

So the general public have to be force fed ever more PR's placed crap from this useless couple and their pointless children.

[quote] Whatever they are attempting to do with that lazy son isn't working. After this failed attempt at being a photographer he is now trying to reinvent himself as a social media celebrity. But nobody cares!

He is one of the few "social media" celebs who are the equivalent of box-office-poison in the social media influencer & endorsement business.

It really shows that money alone can't buy you influence and respect from your peers.

R60 Yes because a lot of the age group who are now subscribing to influencers are still tweens and teens. David and Victoria Beckham don't mean anything to this demographic. Beckham Snr hasn't played football in years and the Spice Girls are a band of decades ago and VB snubbed the last reunion. So younger people simply don't understand who the parents are and certainly who Beckham Jnr is. To them, he is just some grubby, smug show off rich kid.

I see he's starting to get his skin all jellied-up like daddy.

Yes the Beckhams made a big deal about their move to LA, like they were going to be the next Hollywood power couple. Except the concept was flawed from the start. Soccer isn’t popular in the US, and Victoria was known as the resting bitchface, least talented member of a disbanded girl group.

Will they give advice to the latest British power couple who just moved to LA last weeK?

R64 They already did, apparently the couples were hood friends in days leading up to the Sussexes wedding. Good friends meaning David and Harry had did some promotional work together for charities, so they had a symbiotic leech-like relationship. One gets off from being friends with a member of BRF and the other one gets off from being friends with a famous athlete and half of a celebrity couple.

They had sort of a falling out when Meghan falsely accused Victoria of leaking to the media. Turned out it was someone from beauty boutique that Meghan was a customer of while in London. Apparently Harry called David telling him to control his wife’s gossip to the media, and David got pissed and told Harry off because Victoria didn’t do it. They were able to patch friendship up, I think Meghan had to eat crow because afterwards she started wearing a lot of ill-fitting clothes from Victoria’s label.

R65 Yes well that would be true. Megan would have regarded Beckham as being part of Harry's celebrity circle and wanted them removed. Remember VB's face at the Wedding? She was sulky like a child as she realised other celebrities had made it to the family section!

Megan would never have seen the purpose of the Beckham's. They were zero use to her and (as stated) not even that popular in the US.

The reason why the Beckham family moved to the US was some US soccer team paid big bucks for Beckham to raise the sport's popularity in the US. The attempt failed mainly because Beckham couldn't lead his team to a media blizz friendly victory.

People forget that David Beckham, as a footballer, wasn’t that great. He was just adequate. His football peers from that era, like Zidane, Fat Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Puyol, Raul, Henry, Seedorf, Cannavaro, Roberto Carlos, and many others, were all on a different talent plane and are now considered legends of the sport, which Beckham is not. Yet he was hyped to the galaxies by the British press and required to be in every England team (as Captain) even though there are many younger talents that would have been better for team England’s prospects.

R69 Spot on! Beckham's battles with Alex Ferguson were legendary, as Ferguson hated the way Beckham put his 'Brand' ahead of football. As you said, he was a good footballer, but he wasn't in the league of the other names you mentioned. People (including Beckham himself) have confused fame with talent. Back in the late 1990's Victoria Beckham was massively famous off the back of the Spice Girls being so famous. Beckham got pulled into that kind of showbiz world, but it had no baring on his ability as a footballer.

As a footballer, his career has nothing particular of note. He also took the money at every single turn, including going off to the US with an endeavour that ultimately failed.

It's now looking quite pathetic seeing both him and his wife desperately trying to turn themselves into some kind of Kardashian family brand. The worst thing David Beckham could do is like cameras spend too much time with him. Beckham is someone who is nice to look at, but you don't want to hear him speak too much!

R70 I remember watching that shit! She really did think she was set for American super stardom!

Beckham's power was scoring big luxury brand endorsements thanks to this late 90s / early aughts metrosexual appeal. That was the start of luxury brands expanding beyond Armani suits and Gianni Versace. Christiano Ronaldo covered the international, South America / Latin market. The actual sport became, at best, a secondary concern for Beckham. It was all about selling his brand.

Beckham was somewhat of a novelty male back in the 1990's. He was the first wave of that Metrosexual ultra groomed man. But now they are ten a penny and he's 45.

You can sense the fear from him and his wife that most of their fortune is going to start drying up. It's one thing leading opulent lives, but even Elton John has had scrapes with financial problems, and he receives constant royalty payments. Mel B has similarly faced financial ruin and was receiving Spice Girl royalty payments.

If you are running staff, big houses, indulging adult children and paying PR companies to promote you, it's not unrealistic your outgoings would be several hundred thousand a month. This is fine if you have several hundred thousand a month coming in from endorsements and business ventures, but if that money stops (as it will have done currently), those outgoings are going to cause a monumental crash!

The Beckhams know Covid-19 could spell the end of the the life they have known for over 20 years and they are are desperately trying to raise their profile, but quite frankly I don't know what they will expect to get. Whoring their son to a billionaire's daughter is only going to end in mess!

They called him Golden Balls, wonder why.

Vicky may have to "lower" herself and tour with the Spice Girls again even though she has claimed to have retired from performing. She really fancies herself to be a legitimate fashion designer.

R75 I was thinking exactly the same thing! Who wants a bet that since Covid-19 has started, old Vicky has set up a Spice Girls WhatsApp group to make sure her old pals are safe. Then at some point she will say "Yes I think it would be nice to tour again".

r76 I think so, especially since the Spice Girls stadium tour last year was an unexpected huge success and Victoria didn't even participate. I bet that gave her ego a hit.

Families like the Beckhams need to downsize asap. After Knightgate the Brits are over David. Even the comedy show The Windsors made fun of him and his attempt to score a knighthood. The Beckham's only hope is that Brooklyn strikes gold somehow (maybe marries rich?) even a Spice Girls tour and maybe a new album will not bring in the funds they need to keep spending like in their glory days.

How old are the other children? I suppose we're going to have to witness constant displays of nepotism each time one becomes an adult and proves utterly useless.

I think Romeo is about 18, Cruz is probably 16 and the girl Harper would be about 9.

And yes, we are going to be subjected to attempt after attempt to make those kids famous for doing nothing!

r79 Brooklyn is 21, Romeo is 17, Cruz is 15 and Harper is 8.

Ugh, so Romeo next in the nepotism parade. I vaguely recall he's already had a stint as child model for Burberry

The Peltz family are multibillionaires who live in a $100,000,000.00 house on the ocean in Palm Beach. Nelson Peltz grew up on Park Avemue. The Beckhams are circus people compared to the Peltz family who are about 100 times wealthier than the Beckhams.

[quote] Mel B has similarly faced financial ruin and was receiving Spice Girl royalty payments.

Doesn't Simon pay her enough for her Got Talent judging?

Sounds like the Peltz’s are going to tell everyone to eat cake.

Its been alleged that Victora hated Brooklyn's ex-gf Hanna Cross.

R84 She went on to do Got Talent after she had those financial problems, its what would have rescued her. But it was also another reason why she was pushing for a Spice Girls reunion.

I remember that tart Rebecca Loos said David had a nice 7-incher.

R58 There was a blind item about the issue.

He looks just like Michael Jackson's oldest son ! Same round face and droopy eyes. In fact, I thought it was him. Having a dad look like his, but getting his mothers unfortunate looks probably garnered him some humility and a wholesome, self respective he wouldn't have had otherwise.

R90 Yes because David Beckham was so hot when he was 21!!

White trash with money.

R67, I think they'd tried even earlier to "break" the US but failed. By the time he moved to LA Galaxy, David had already managed to make himself/be made by his management pretty famous in the US, at least among certain American audiences, which is why LA Galay signed him up with such stupid (for them) conditions.

R89, a blind item (i.e. made up or hugely speculative) about an athlete, which could be anyone. I think only in your mind is it Beckham. Besides, age of consent in Macau is 14. Aside from that, Beckham retired as a footballer in 2013, and it's weird to describe him as an athlete in 2019 when your article dates to, since, aside from not having been a footballer for many years, footballers are not usually described as athletes. He was not a footballer in 2014 either, when the alleged girl was allegedly 14. The Beckhams aren't known to have a bad marriage, either. And Asia is a pretty big place.

R94 as much as I love sleazy BIs and want them to be true... I have to agree.

That BI was so vague that it could literally be any professional athlete. And I agree that David and Victoria do not appear to have a bad marriage, especially by showbiz standards.

Yes, he has, and probably still does fuck around on her, but that just comes with the territory of being married to a sports star (or former sports star, in this case).

I'll probably get some angry fraus on my ass for saying this, but with hetero couples, the guy cheating is not necessarily a sign that there's something wrong in the relationship.

On the other hand, if the woman cheats, it almost certainly is (which is why female adultery has historically been viewed as much more scandalous).

That's just how the sexes tend to be wired, sorry.

R90 Lose the glasses and he's not unfortunate looking a'tall ! Plus he had great legs and feet from all the muscle use.

[QUOTE] IMO, tiny black characterless eyes are the worst physical characteristic anyone could ever have. I'd honestly rather be fug with large, expressive, pretty, soulful peepers (i.e.,

I agree. This is why Kaia Gerber is fug, and Harry Styles is hot with his big green eyes. The middle son Romeo is better looking. Wide full mouth and larger eyes.

Harper is already fatter than her mother! What a little lard child.

Brooklyn got his eyes from David and he escaped inheriting Victoria's piggy snout pre-rhinoplasty. But he's just so pedestrian looking all the while being promoted as this hot young offspring of celeb couple.

He's about as attractive as a fart after Chinese takeaway. And his dad always looks so smig in spite of notoriously being as thick as pig-Shute.

At least hes not the perennially hideous Rocco . Brooklyn is cute enough,but not outstanding in a world full of far better looking insta-ho's .

He's about as attractive as a fart after Chinese takeaway. And his dad always looks so smug in spite of notoriously being as thick as pig-Shite. **

R95, I’m a woman and agree.

VB would never in a million years want to be divorced from DB and similarly he wouldn't. I don't believe for a minute their marriage isn't open on his side. But if they split up their brand equity would shrink.

He would end up with some highly attractive, aristocratic socialite who was 20 years younger than him. He is supposed to like posh women (pardon the pun). She would end up with some 80 year old multi millionaire fashion designer or something.

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Gross, ugly & no ass

[quote]Romeo next in the nepotism parade. I vaguely recall he's already had a stint as child model for Burberry

Yeah, Christopher Bailey had a slightly pedo-ish attraction to using Romeo for everything for about a year (even weird little behind the scenes videos that looked not unlike Michael Jackson and little Jimmy Safechuck).

And with Angela Ahrendts fucked off to Apple, no one around to police both the brand damage (don't remind people of your chavviness by using chav offspring) or the Jacksonian weirdness of it, that was the end of the Bailey era at Burberry. The board then brought Kanye's Italian boyfriend in to try to try yet again to pull Burberry off the chav wagon and pivot toward crazy rich Asians.

Didn't they try to launch Romeo as a tween singer? I think they were trying to take the Bieber route and distribute songs by social media, but the boy didn't quite have Bieber-level talent.

And of course, they bought their daughter a Buckingham Palace birthday party from Prince Andrew. They couldn't refrain from "sharing" the happy photos on their social media accounts. Then word got out that Andrew was renting out his mom's home without her permission, and he got in trouble for that. LOL

I didn't know about the Buckingham birthday debacle. What fucking turds, the Beckham for thinking they deserve this and the Yorks for hosting. Shame on slimy Andrew and that spoiled twat Eugenie.

Everyone knows the Beckhams have an open marriage. When David was caught fucking his assistant, Loos or whatever her name is, Victoria was mad that he wasn't more discreet. If you think David has been able to keep away from hoes, underage or not, since that time then you're clueless about these high profile celeb marriages that are also linked together by branding. They can't divorce because of their brand, and the photos of happy family are for furthering their brand.

I thought he was the gay son? Who is the gay one?

R108, it was Cruz. He even had Scooter Braun, Bieber's manager guiding him. Romeo has been portrayed as a tennis prodigy.

R111 That is Romeo. When Romeo did his Burberry stint the thought here and other places was he was a Baby Queen.

They gay is Romeo but he apparently likes girls (too).

Harper is a stocky lesbian. Already weighs more than Victoria with thicker legs.

What a vile family. Brits have horrible taste.

Those sure are some plain-ass, potato-faced kids. Shows that you can have all the money in the world and it still can't buy everything

Ugh, rich or poor, I wouldn't want that family living anywhere near me.

Hilarious that Harper turned out to be a lard ball. Toria will have her on Adderall as soon as she's 15.

sister in los angeles

so hard to photograph but incredible to see

Imagine how excited her family must be. "Honey, if you play your cards right..."

That photo at R117, they all look inbred with Neanderthal low set brows except for the little girl.

ugly

R119 the little girl is average. Not a "lardball."

David is a very handsome man, he just is. Sounds like he is a total ass but I love his look. The boys are very average looking, I actually think Brooklyn is kind of creepy looking, the youngest might have potential and the little girl is cute. I hope her mother doesn't guilt her into anorexia.

R125 She so will guilt that poor little girl into anorexia! I remember when Victoria Beckham first lost all that weight about 20 years ago, and she would go onto interviews trying to claim she was like Kate Moss and was just naturally skinny. She's not, I've known a few people over the years who either know her or have worked with her and said she is pretty much a functioning anorexic. She doesn't like eating in public, because she eats such tiny amounts of food. In fairness to her, I know she mad sure she ate lot more when she was pregnant. But I do not believe she will evoke a healthy body image in her daughter. This could lead to her daughter having serious issues with food.

in the r117 photo, Brooklyn's face is 1.3x wider than anyone else's. Also half the people don't have eyes,

Harper could rebel against pressure to be super skinny like Kelly Ripa’s daughter with her va va voom body. That picture of them in the Ripa thread of Lola in the green dress has Kelly looking like a dated, self conscious and tightly wound.

Lola has those latino genes . Latina women forever fight the battle of the bulge , especially after babies . I think Lola is very hot ,were I a straight man Id fuck her .

I find Kelly Rippa truly terrifying. I believe she will have had people killed and buried under bridges.

Kelly now says she's wearing her 18 year old daughter clothes r130.

I saw that headline R131. “Look how SKINNY I am, but also how CUTE and RELATABLE!”

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Most boring coouple u could imagine, theyr equally witless...

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yuck

Oh, look at the picture at R135. Brooklyn is an ARTISTE.

He heard he’s got dingleberries and Anal Warts! Allegedly.

His chest looks like an 8 yr old girls.