Ronan Farrow's original face before plastic surgeries

Ronan used to drop in and out of our social group at Yale. People who don't think he's had plastic surgery are nuts. His original face belongs on Hillary Swank.

Janet Reno's secret love child!!!!

It's insane how much he looked like Mia. No wonder he was her "prize child".

I’ll pass on both

He looked very creepy as the male version of Mia.

Weird - he totally looked like Mia. And know he looks like Frank Sinatra. Absolutely not a hint of Woody Allen.

Bizarre all the way around. They did a pretty good job though even though I’m not attracted to him. Not masculine enough. Looks too fussy and like he primps a great deal.

In the picture on the left he looks like Mia made him all by herself.

R8 Despite all of the rumors about Ronan's paternity I can't shake the feeling that he is simply Mia's laboratory created clone .

He used to have Woody's nose. He still has Woody's IQ. Everything else is Mia.

When is she transitioning?

Incipient liver lips

He's had a bad nose job, but was very young and girly looking in photo #1 because of his age. However, the eyes have it - Frankie's eyes on Mia's face.

Fuck these facial surgeries. I want to hear more about the leg lengthening procedures he allegedly went through to make him taller. Of course, Woody Allen alleges it, so it must be true.

Fat ugly lesbian before, skinny ugly lesbian after.

You mean with this contraption?

What? Leg-lengthening surgery? Could you please post a link?

This is funny because didn’t someone used to always come on here saying How Woody Allen broke Ronan’s legs, or some crazytown story like that? Hahaha.

The biggest proof that Ronan is Woody's is the genius intellect. There is no way that Ronan inherited those brains from his mother OR from Frank Sinatra.

[quote] In the picture on the left he looks like Mia made him all by herself.

I assure you...she had help.

He does not have "Frank's" eyes. He has his mother's eyes.

R18, nothing of the kind. Woody just called Satchel/Ronan "the little bastard" until he was fifteen. Nothing drastic.

R21, I will never get over how individuals with otherwise 20/20 vision cannot simply see what is OBVIOUS.

R23 Ronan wears blue contacts

That wouldn't change a thing, oh blind one, R24.

Exactly, some people just cannot see the obvious.

He is gorgeous in some photos. He has the most interesting beautiful/ugly/freakshow appearance depending on the lighting and how close or far he is from the camera.

It turns me on, TBH. I’m a gay guy but I’d go lesbo for him!

Look!

Visit me in my dreams

Man of my dreams

He needed that plastic surgery desperately. I don’t know what you all are complaining about. He did a service to the world.

But wait, what happened?

The facial shape and structure are Allen's.

He's absolutely striking. The fact that plain, schlubby Jon Lovett managed to snag him proves that there's hope for everyone.

I don’t understand why no one else is obsessed with his tiny doll hands.

Odd.

He must have had some kind of developmental disorder. I don’t say that to be mean. He is just so unusually proportioned.

The fact that he seems to have naturally brown eyes points away from him being the son of two blue-eyed people (Mia and Frank). It's possible (see Prince George) but unlikely to happen.

Years ago I saw a documentary or news segment or something on leg lengthening in China. It was some weird shit. They break your legs so that they'll be longer when they grow back together to fill the space. Something like that. I think some guy said he had to be in a wheelchair for months. It seemed pretty extreme and you'd think someone else would know if he had it done...

He has a giant head, tiny hands...I wouldn’t be surprised if he were a borderline little person.

I think he is very odd looking.

I suspect he is very fucked up, which not surprising, given both of his parents.

Paul Rudd has a weird proportion thing going on too.

So, Allen accepted Ronan as his son - whatever misgiving he might or might not have had regarding his actual paternity and Mia's fidelity.

Mia, in turn, seemingly either lied to Allen or at least didn't tell him the truth that he wasn't Ronan's father - at least until it was convenient for her to do so and cause the most damage and hurt.

I don't recall ever hearing that Sinatra participated in raising Ronan or even acknowledging him as his son. Whereas Allen has consistently maintained that Ronan is his son - at least until this last book after years of Ronan's claims otherwise.

And Allen is the a**hole...

R43 Satchel is NOT Frank Sinatra's baby.

That is just another lie Mia is putting out there to fuck with Woody.

They are so both fucked up, they deserve each other.

[quote]Years ago I saw a documentary or news segment or something on leg lengthening in China.

I saw a news segment years ago about it happening in the States. The feature focused on how divisive the practice is in the little people community.

I once saw him in Union Station in DC. Very nice looking young man with normal proportions, about 5’10. There was nothing odd at all about his proportions, so I’m assuming it was camera angles.

Did Mia drag him through plastic surgery to make him look like Frank Sinatra... just to get back at Woody?

I first noticed his tiny hands when he was on Bill Maher’s show. It was very distracting.

Maybe it’s mostly that his head is gigantic. But pause the video while his hands are folded toward the beginning and look at the overall proportions.

She's so lifelike!

Less Woody, more Ken!

He does look really different - sometimes good, sometimes bizarre - depending on pic and angle. Odd.

He's going to be even more had some in 10-15 years. Rob Lowe was too pretty at that age too. Grew into his handsomeness. Of course, Rob was always an ass.

R52 Rob was naturally beautiful he never looked like a blowup doll. That doesn’t age well esp on a man.

R39, they also do it for people born with one leg longer than the other. A classmate in high school had a younger sister, who had the procedure.

r55 I recall a very special episode of Little House on the Prairie which tackled a similar situation. Laura's friend had to wear one platform boot to balance out her leg lengths.

R55

R55, weird thing is, I have a coworker who has the same condition, but she just wears the orthopedic shoes. I the procedure is expensive.

R34 Ronan has obvious daddy issues and Jon is basically Woody Allen sans glasses.

Much more so than today, pre-plastic surgery Ronan looked exactly like Frank Sinatra. Post-surgery, he looks more like Mia.