Let's post 'stock photos'

stock photo + [kleptocrat] = Mugabe & Reagan

Thoughts & prayers to fraus with fibromyalgia.

R1 didn’t understand the assignment.

Yes, and let's also make them topical...

Am I am man, or was I once a woman?

Just a quarter mile to go and I push these bitches off the cliff...

Anyone can grab photos from anywhere, R4. OP’s simple request was that it be a stock photo.

DL special

Stock photos tend to be stereotypical and overly staged.

hmmm. . . .

Lesbian tug-a-war

some of these are super weird

hey, grrl, hey

Transgender fish changing sex

We could fill the whole thread with "sexual harassment" photos.

Failed dessert

Joel's not a pretty...or athletic...as we've been lead to believe...

Young Uncle Bottom!

R16 What kind of stupid cunt serves pains au chocolat for dessert?

I'd rather be run over by a truck then have to waste my time talking to these two bitches!

The bane of many a DLer's existence.

"We're here, we're queer and we'd like to say hello!

BILL TAYLOR trying to figure out how to use "GRINDR" on his new Android "tablet"

If this fucker farts in my face one more time I am going to snap his damn leg off at the hip.

Oh dear

Bouncer separating fight outside club.

Here's the second image. I don't know why a bunch of images of women with guns is coming up

"Gays online"

R28 LOL! Look at them, gleefully paying for their DL subscription. It warms my heart.

Why are there endless photos of gay couples with a laptop and credit card?

Depression

Stock photo

Fuck social distancing!

The popular "stock market tanking' face palm photos.

Properly prepared pasta.

Your mother

Stock photo + "evil cat"

Yum!

Gender neutral

Your friendly local caveman

Cat riding a unicorn

Merry Christmas!

Here is a stock photo. And it's hearty, wholesome, and natural.

Fighting gay couple.

eyebrows on fleek

SEXAY

r51, you couldn't be bothered to look through 50 replies before posting?

My bank's website has half a dozen of these at any one time. The Stock Photo People are diverse, fun-loving, leading busy lives, and all under 40.

Die in a grease fire

Some DL users,, yesterday

Father Down

Non binary hotness

Is that you Cheryl?

I searched for “Lady Boy,” but it looks like something that crawled of of an abandoned well.

Stock photo gay underwear

Presenting hole

Cane face

Stock photo of a frau! Or 'interesting business lady'

The sky was so blue...

Man pointing to toilet paper.

Yum!

Male cheerleader!

Guess Who?

Crotch fruit

Typical fish swimming around the forest.

VPL

Gay guys!

Overdose

Cunt

A Frau, apparently.

Gay fisting

Kaftans!!!

Gay couple arguing.

Men showering together

Gentleman waiting

BILL!!

hipster

Incel's primary (and only) lieu de residence.

One of DL's favorite pastimes.

"Gay Male Couple At Home In Kitchen Cooking Dinner On Christmas Day Together"

Erna.

Glory hole

"Man uses deoderant."

Guess!

Hint: She yaps & yaps lies for DJT

Snack purse.

Cockgobbler

Oops r94 wrong link

Ann Coulter or Kellyanne?

Concerned Lesbian Couple

"Gay male caregiver using phone while senior man placing pill in mouth"

R53 and R54 is just Chrissy Metz ordering a pizza.

smelling cookies

Pasta, drained!

"Male gay couple resting in bed with children and pug."

Sexy man on beach stock photo

Surprise!

Lezzie sex robot!

MARY!

Prepper frau!

Paint me like one of your French girls

"Wife found her husband in bed with another guy, he's gay"

Gay Man Holding Shopping Bags

twink

Lovely lesbian writing a song about the power of her vagina for Mitchfest

Jewish drag king

"Girl jealous of her boyfriend's bromance."

Making plans for the quarantine.

R102, meet R39.

"Frozen Pasta Dinner"

DLer and Mother, in better days.

Insatiable bottom.

fellatio

R97 Eww! That is grotesque!

Remembering the way it was.

Cuppa...

Dobie Gillis near "The Thinker" statue.

Offended Gloomy Gay Boyfriend Pouting and Frowning Arms Crossed.

"Businessman wearing red high heel shoes"

According to Shutterstock, this is Datalounge.

I don't believe it. Where is the tainted stack of International Male catalogs? The Venetian carnival masks? The hurricane glasses from Key West bars that closed prior to 1993? Where are the litter boxes?

Datalounge

Young Asian Man Showing Bottom

Unplanned pregnancy

"A A handsome young NYPD Police officer provides security on the sidelines of the annual Pride Parade in the Village."

Bigfoot scat

The Scent

Some of you need a refresher on what a stock photo is.

"Young male model in jock strap and sport jacket sitting in the studio."

"Enthusiastic Male Couple Opening Front Door Of New Home."

(Well, at least the bottom looks enthused.)

"Senior men lying on a hammock using a laptop."

(aka: "Two eldergays scanning Rentmen looking for a young jock to spice up their relationship.")

"Happy gay couple playing with adopted child at home."

(I guess we're supposed to figure out that scenario, because they're all wearing plaid?)

It's bound to come up again

R141 so you typed "stock photo"+ "Lindsey Graham" and that was the first result?

Two gay men wearing bikini tops and dancing

Silly millennial @ r142, that is Aunt Pittypat.

Early phone sex.

r144, it is not and it isn't a stock image anyway. Please do keep up if you want to play.

Stock image of R146

R146 miss priss-pot sets her parameters. She don't take kindly to Miss L pics on DL.

R142, it’s hard to tell whether the idiots who grab any image and post it have reading comprehension problems or are really, really stupid.

R142 = r149

Try again, cunt.

This thread used to be fun.

Seniors “fighting” for... fun?

All over La Sénatrice. She has her defender.

smoking pot (copious amounts, silly)

bodega cat

OK back to where we was, lets get this shit back on track y'all

"Effeminate gay man" and he sure is cute

Guess what I searched for...

Margarine Fountain

Never mind.

"transvestite" still looks more real than Alok and all of the other non passable enbys.

"Two sexy guys. Love and Relationships. Sex and passion. Tension and beauty."

(aka; "Versatile guy wants to top for a change and alpha boyfriend isn't having it.")

"Gay wedding. Two handsome grooms sitting on the bed in the luxury hotel room with their female guests clad in similar blue dresses. One newlywed laughing while showing his wedding ring to girls."

(aka: "All the gay wedding guests will remember that day is the huge debate that ensued over the grooms opting for the 'no socks' look."

"Positive old man using cell phone"

“Middle Age Man Penis, Circumcised”

Stock photo + puny cocklet

Looks very dried out R165

‘Working at home’.

"Man suffering from extra weight, thinks about going on a diet."

(a.k.a: "Man fat-shamed on Grindr, considers lipo."

Flaming queen

Here's mine:

Sexy towel on naked man.

Stock Photo: Gayling

Man working from home taking a lunch break.

Choosing sex toys while blindfolded?

Fabulous Caitlyn in NYC

Glen or Glenda?

Erna #2

Women laughing alone with salad.

The incel look

Here’s a more accurate incel image:

Not worth much anymore ...

(very) bleached butthole?

Woman combing her hair with a fork.

R184 That must be a reverse Amy Klobuchar.

[quote]R82 Gay couple arguing.

Oh my! And weren’t they just happily ordering a couch or something together at R32 ? ?

Fool! That should be

[quote]R126 Dobie Gillis [italic]AND TUESDAY WELD [/italic]near "The Thinker" statue.

r187 No--it should be Dobie Gillis and THALIA MENNINGER. Or Dwayne Hickman and Tuesday Weld.

Parallel structure, people.

Intubation

“Angry woman with knife” leads to some hilarious results.

Here’s another “angry woman with knife.”

This should be entitled, “Karen made an oopsie. ”

Okay...

There’s a lot of Stock Photo Jesus

Why does actor Gene Wilder come up in search “stock photo whore” ??

r1, That's Mobutu with Reagan, not Mugabe.

Dr. Pimple Popper

Mrs. McTurtle

Medical professional in 2020.

flight pad

Oh, fank you! You fixded my hamburger.

Drug addict businessman.

Swinging London

[quote][R1], That's Mobutu with Reagan, not Mugabe.

Well, R198, you know we all look alike. (Is R1 even sure that's not Barack Hussein Obama with Ronald Reagan?)🙄

Businessman reading Bible and shooting up before hanging himself.

Businessman shooting up before hanging himself.

Guys many members of DL have met online.

Coronavirus skeptic.