Goodbye

Goodbye, cunt.

You're nowhere near as witty as you think!

You definitely won’t be missing a damn thing. It’s the same queens obsessing about Los Angeles and New York. The rest of the world does not exist

Love a drama queen who can’t take a break from DL without leaving an internet suicide note.

Girl, BYE!

I love that the first reply is from the first wastrel I ever blocked here.

If you write a DL suicide note and it gets greyed out, is that like people putting whiteout on a real suicide note? That's harsh, man!

R6 Muriel doesn't do feedback. She already has my 1.99.

Later guys. R1 Work on the "doth her pussy stank" witticisms while I'm gone.

Aww, I'm sorry OP- Sorry you're not capable of caring about anyone but yourself.

R9 This is an entertainment website. Stick to sending chain letters to your grandkids through your AOL account to show how much you care for them you tiresome old hag.

Goodbye OP. I'm crying and scrubbing my hands raw as I type.

OP is dead. He's dead. DEAD. OP IS DEAD! DEEEEEEAD! ... He sends his love.

R10 is a cunt who doesn't understand sarcasm. Fuck off, get the virus and die bitch. How's that for entertainment?

I've been posting and reading a lot less over the past week. There's only so much you can say about the crisis. I also don't care about what some idiot said on Twitter or TikTok. I wish some of our ESTs would come back.

We are so sorry to see you go OP. A total cunt who thinks he's intellectually superior to everyone else on this forum and is also insufferably condescending is always greatly missed.

[quote] We are so sorry to see you go OP. A total cunt who knows he's intellectually superior to half of this forum and is also charmingly condescending is always greatly missed.

Fixed that for you. Goddamnit, I've opened DL 10 times today and closed it immediately.

Muriel give me another timeout like yesterday when I called out your shenanigans. It's the only way I'll break the cycle.

OP you need a swan dress for this swan song!

Almost over, now.

I love that OP bid us all goodbye, and then (as troll-dar reveals) posted five more times to argue with people!

What a poseur!

No, Harlot! Wait! Come back!!!!!

I'll make you all rue the day you displeased me when I leave! Uh, once I feel GOOD AND READY to leave! But THEN, oh then, you'll miss me when I'm gone!

Do you hear me? I may leave any second now! ANY SECOND NOW!

[quote] I love that OP bid us all goodbye, and then (as troll-dar reveals) posted five more times to argue with people!

Of course he did.

Gurl @ OP isn't going anywhere. We all know that. She wouldn't know what to do with herself for more than 15 minutes without checking DL.

[quote] I love that OP bid us all goodbye, and then (as troll-dar reveals) posted five more times to argue with people!

You needing troll-dar to tell I've been behind all the immediate responses with referential me/I/mine included in them is part of what I'll miss about this website.

OP ain't going anywhere:

[quote]The calamity queens and hausfraus have hijacked these boards completely and want to turn them into a 24 hour Divine Secrets of Ya-Ya Sisterhood cryfest about the poor quarantined patients on ventilators OR a complete panic circle jerk where they all see who can express the most moral outrage and impugn anyone else that points out how ridiculous they sound for taping their mailslots shut.. setting up decontamination zones for their Lululemon shipments.. fearmongering with the AIDS crisis... 'MEDICAL HOLOCAUST,' etc.. etc... It's all just too much and not why anyone visits this site.

[quote]I'll see you all in a few months. Or maybe I'll be dead. Who knows? Remember you must also die.

[quote]I love that the first reply is from the first wastrel I ever blocked here.

[quote]R6 Muriel doesn't do feedback. She already has my 1.99.

[quote]Later guys. R1 Work on the "doth her pussy stank" witticisms while I'm gone.

[quote]R9 This is an entertainment website. Stick to sending chain letters to your grandkids through your AOL account to show how much you care for them you tiresome old hag.

[quote]Fixed that for you. Goddamnit, I've opened DL 10 times today and closed it immediately.

[quote]Muriel give me another timeout like yesterday when I called out your shenanigans. It's the only way I'll break the cycle.

[quote]You needing troll-dar to tell I've been behind all the immediate responses with referential me/I/mine included in them is part of what I'll miss about this website.

[quote]I'm watching an early 2000's documentary series and the actress they have reenacting the part of Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed has a bob hairstyle with bangs. I've been laughing for 3 minutes straight at the fact that they couldn't even get a wig that somewhat matched the period. What else have you noticed in film/television that's either highly amusing or irritating?

[quote]I KNEW you were the perfect crowd to turn to for this query. I'm quarantined and in need of some salacious old films, let's say1900-1965, that were totally ahead of their time in terms of bluntness and non-idealized depictions of human behavior. I for one am always SHOCKED when I see bare skin, women smoking and drinking and generally taking charge in screwball comedies of the 1930's.

[quote]What else is there on offer?

Au revoir, Simone. Bye, Felicia. etc

Yeah, R19. We all know this bitch ain’t going nowhere!

LMAO!

R27 Look! I can do it too! You're the sole obsessive of Dylan the GoFundMe dad. I love that you comment about his 'rabid gay following.' Bitch, you ARE the rabid gay following! You played yourself going through my posts.

Glad you enjoyed my Natalie-Merchant-is-a-cunt thread though. Once you're arrested for violating Dylan's restraining order against you can listen to her ALL DAY LONG in jail!

Bitch!

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[quote]Who Is This Guy?

[quote]I figured DL's porn sleuths would know him if he's a cam guy or OF or studio guy.

[quote]If he's not in porn, he would be PERFECT for gay porn!

[quote]Goodbye OP ain't going anywhere:

[quote]Aaron Carter OnlyFans Pic

[quote]DL Fave Aaron Carter has an OnlyFans account where someone took a screenshot.

[quote]Coronavirus Freakout 25: The N95 Masque of the Red Death

[quote]Did anyone else notice there was a huge influx of nay-sayers/deniers all at the same time yesterday? Then they got quiet for many hours. But there seemed to be several of them all at once attacking everyone here.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]He's seemingly not a Deplorable. He's constantly Tweeting "Fuck Trump!" all the time.

[quote]However, I think he's just a grifting user who pretends to be part of The Resistance in order to get Liberals to give him money.

[quote]His Twitter hatred for Trump just seems thrown in there in-between grifts.

[quote]I stopped following him because of all of his whining posts about his evil wife and how she destroyed his family.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Dylan's typical tweet in-between grifting:

[quote]I am disgusted every single day that we have such a shitty fucking leader in Donald Trump.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]I immediately lose my appetite and want to hurl at the sight or sound of Donald Trump. Anyone else suffer from this?

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]He seems fake to me.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]At least he can afford a nice haircut and styling gel.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Looks smart!

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]#BeardLife !

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Soon to be "DL Fave Dylan Michael Smith!"

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]What if Donald Trump leads to no further Republican Presidents? What if he’s the last one? Was he worth it?

[quote]A true Resistor!

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Nancy Pelosi inviting Donald Trump to deliver the SOTU two days after impeaching him is the ultimate fucking trolling.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Deb Warner donated $50

[quote]Hi Dylan, I was raised by a single mom and we were so fortunate to receive help from relatives, especially around the holidays. So happy to help and see many of our Twitter family is there for you. You are an amazing Dad, it’s not easy to ask for help but glad you did for your boys.

[quote]All women named Deb are Fraus, right?

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]5pm on Christmas afternoon and STILL grifting:

[quote]Merry Christmas to everyone! I have reached 75% of the goal for my boys, only 25% left to go! Thank you all for the kind words and donations😊

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Hey, you might have a chance with Grifter Dad:

[quote]I’ll take one for the team, because I love my country so fucking much: I will give Donald Trump a blowjob so we can get Republicans to vote to remove him from office.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

continued.......

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]The wife sure had enough of him.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Happy New Year to everyone! I have reached 78% of the goal for my boys, only 22% left to go! Thank you all for the kind words and donations😊

[quote]Still going almost a week after Xmas...

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Hello everyone!!😊 I have reached 83% of the goal for my boys, only $490 left to go. Thank you all so much for the kind words and donations.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

Looking cuter than ever but sad.

[quote]Also, still needs $450 for the Xmas gifts.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Johnny fucking Depp. Love him even more right now. Nothing but love, respect for him. The man was abused by Amber Heard, lost part of a finger AND was made out to be the abuser by Heard. The public thought he was an abuser. All along he stayed cool Johnny. #JusticeForJohnnyDepp

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Johnny fucking Depp. a huge part of so many peoples lives. One of, if not the greatest, to ever be on screen. His ability to play so many different roles and characters is unmatched. In real life, he’s always been cool and kind. He was living in hell. Stand with Johnny, everyone.

[quote]Was Dylan married to another Amber Heard?

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]It was fucking nuts that Americans supported Donald Trump the first time. The second time? After a crime spree, nothing but lies, hatred? Still supporting the impeached Donald Trump. Wake up, Trumpers. You’re in a cult. #AnyoneButTrump2020 #WednesdayThoughts #Trump2020

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]He also posted some pro-gay stuff the other day.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Medical records for a nearly 80 year old man-who recently had a heart attack-ARE NOT comparable to birtherism. Ask Barack Obama wtf he went through. He was attacked by Republicans for being black! Big fucking mistake by Sanders campaign.

[quote[Dylan is not a BernieBro!

[quote]Makes him even hotter!

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas He's straight and hot!

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Dylan hates Bernie Bros:

[quote]I don’t fucking understand someone saying they can’t stand Trump but won’t vote unless it’s their candidate. Makes no fucking sense at all.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]How is he going to pay for the boys' Easter gifts????????

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Dylan turned 38 yesterday!

[quote]Today is my 38th birthday and all I want is a new fucking president. Can’t get that today for my birthday, though. I can wait until November and I’m going to help in every fucking way possible to make sure Donald Trump loses. Won’t you?

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas Dylan has such shrewd political insight!

[quote]All that matters is removing the impeached fucking criminal from our White House. Don’t you agree? #TrumpNotFitForOffice #AnyoneButTrump2020

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]I still cannot fucking believe we elected a fucking scam artist to the White House. I mean, how stupid are we? By we, I don’t mean me. I would never vote for that fucking moron.

and again...

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas Good point, R155!

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]We are stuck on the Titanic, people still screaming how great the Titanic is, as it fucking sinks. The Titanic is Donald Trump, FYI.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]I knew this, I called it. Hillary Clinton knew this, she called it. Barack Obama knew this, he fucking called it. Eminem? He knew this, he called it. John McCain knew this, too. He tried to fucking tell us: Donald is a horrible fucking person and even worse fucking President.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas [quote]He is both the dumbest and the most corrupt, making him the shittiest President ever fucking ever. Who agrees Donald is, by far, the worst ever?

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas [quote]HOT new video!

[quote]Donald Trump is just the latest in a long line of Republicans who fuck shit up. When will we learn?#DumpTrump #DumpTrump2020 #AnyoneButTrump2020 #CoronaOutbreak

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas DEEP THOUGHTS:

[quote]Donald Trump is just the latest in a long line of Republicans who fuck shit up. When will we learn?#DumpTrump #DumpTrump2020 #AnyoneButTrump2020 #CoronaOutbreak

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas [quote]Just as George W. Bush enjoyed walking into office riding the economic wave of Bill Clinton, Donald Trump enjoyed the same thing, riding the Obama wave. That wave is so fucking gone now. All that’s left now is an ineffective, unintelligent, morally bankrupt man. Worst POTUS ever!

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas [quote]Have you ever seen more stupidity and criminality in one fucking person? I’m talking about Donald Trump, but I’m sure you already knew that.

[quote]I have yet to see Donald Trump do anything other than react in a fucked up way to fucked up situations. Charlottesville. MAGA bomber. White supremacy. Immigrants. Coronavirus. Donald ain’t a fucking leader. You know it, I know it, the whole fucking world knows it.

[quote]At least Cute Grifter Dad is playing on the right political team!

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]He thought Obama’s birth certificate was fake and that coronavirus is fake and you know what? You’re a fake fucking leader, @realDonaldTrump We all see you.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Dylan just got a YouTube channel!

[quote]He looks really hot in this pic.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

Dylan talks about Rubio spelling it "Marshall Law."

[quote]Is Dylan a DLer?

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]He fucking failed.

It just keeps going.....

[quote]Donald Trump refused to acknowledge the coronavirus. He called it a hoax. People were dying and he called it a hoax.

[quote]He is no leader. He is a troll. He is a divider. He is a bully.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Second video!

[quote]Would anyone be subscribing to him if he wasn't hot?

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Dylan is SUCH a fucking DataLounger!!!

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]This is all Donald Trumps fucking fault, watch me explain.#DumpTrump2020 #TrumpPandemic #TrumpVirus #TrumpLiedPeopleDied

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Dylan makes his hair look so nice in his videos.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas.

[quote]I wonder if he knows about his rabid gay following.

[quote]I wonder if he will start gay-baiting soon to get more views and Likes.

[quote] Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas [quote]You can't see his Madonna gap-teeth here.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas 1) New haircut. 2) Cigarettes. 3) New Dallas Cowboys shirts. 4) Easter gifts for the boys.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Did you know? Donald Trump and the #CorruptGOP don’t give a fuck about you or me.#VoteThemAllOut2020 #DumpTrump #LockThemAllUp #ResignNowBurr #CoronaCrisis

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]It’s not fucking fair. Saying “I told you so” to Trump supporters now that Trump has shown to be a complete fuckup has no joy as we now deal with a pandemic and no leadership. Fucking fuck. We need leadership so fucking bad. We have none.

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

[quote]Look at his jacket: Dylan is a Lyft driver in San Antonio!

[quote]I wondered why he's done most of his Twitter (and now YouTube) videos in his vehicle. Mystery solved!

[quote] Working hard to get the boys those Easter gifts!

[quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas [quote]Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas [quote]Voting for Donald Trump?! Please, don’t be that fucking stupid. #DumpTrump2020 #AnyoneButTrump2020

[quote]BTW, Dylan hasn't posted about his boys since he achieved their Christmas gifts goal.

[quote]Now he's a full-time YouTuber/Uber-er!

[quote]I heard Natalie Merchant is a cunt. "Jealousy" and "Carnival" by Natalie Merchant are both on the August 1995 Gap In-Store Playlist!

OMG the ignoredar cut-and-paste because you don't like the posts and are trying to "shame" the poster is so fucking loserish, even for DL. Yeah, we get it. You don't like a particular poster so you feel the need to ignoredar and post all their quotes to prove some point you think you have. Sad. Maybe you should find another forum.

I think it should be public knowledge that you, R34, for instance posted this in a different thread in between your equally exhaustive Madonna posts:

[quote] Don't these woke white girls understand that if the police disappear from NYC they're going to have black and Puerto Rican dick in every orifice in about five minutes? That's the first thing that would happen.

I'm just returning the favor. You can dish it out, but when it gets turned on you you cry foul. You're also a cretinous racist so your opinion doesn't hold much weight about who you think should or shouldn't be on these forums. Move along.

Haha guess you don't understand black humor r35. Pity. Go back to pulling quotes, though. You obviously enjoy it. How about cataloging the posts of every poster you don't like and making a chart for everyone, since it's so important to you? Or are you not quite at that level of loserdom yet?

Waitaminute, r35 apparently filled up half a Natalie Merchant thread and he's snarking on someone posting in a Madonna thread? Oh, the irony.

R36 Your lengthy screeds about 'Chinese barbarians' coupled with your many other white supremacist Stormfront talking points show you're not capable of the basest humor, let alone black humor. I'm glad you're ashamed enough to lie about it now, though.

R37. Your trolldar is broken. I started the thread.

[quote]Muriel give me another timeout

Muiel gave you a "timeout?" Ha! You know you're one sad pathetic bitch when even Muriel thinks you're a fucking loser.

[quote]Your lengthy screeds about 'Chinese barbarians' coupled with your many other white supremacist Stormfront talking points show you're not capable of the basest humor, let alone black humor. I'm glad you're ashamed enough to lie about it now, though.

The torture and horrifying treatment of animals in China is barbaric, sorry. Just because they're not white doesn't make them immune from criticism. And "Stormfront" is thrown around here like confetti by the perpetually offended so it's not particularly noteworthy.

BTW, you were supposed to be leaving DL for several months, you even started this whole thread about it. Shouldn't you be going now, since this site is clearly not for you?

'Trixie' AKA R36, R34, R40's main account: You've been Harlan'd and exposed as a nincompoop racist. Take the L and move on.

[quote]trixie THREADS Poster has started 0 threads which have received 0 replies, has received 87 WW votes and has posted 34 replies to threads.

WTF are you even talking about r42? Maybe Muriel needs to give you another "timeout."

r42 the car is waiting outside to take you away from DL, since you're already given your resignation. Have nice trip home!

[quote] BTW, you were supposed to be leaving DL for several months, you even started this whole thread about it. Shouldn't you be going now, since this site is clearly not for you?

[quote] the car is waiting outside to take you away from DL, since you're already given your resignation. Have nice trip home!

Calling out the filth that lower the quality of posts here like yourself is a reason to linger, I guess. You don't have the power to banish anyone from a scratched out thread you entered just to be a cunt. Now you're mad that your history of troglodyte comments is on display and you've even resorted to sockpuppeting to back yourself up.

Remind me again of who the loser is here, pal?

Oh, it's definitely you, r45.

R46 You took 4 hours to come back with that after working yourself into a tizzy in another thread about pitbulls. Why? You're deranged.

OP, why don't you post a nudie all the eldergreys can play with themselves over?

R48

[quote] [R46] You took 4 hours to come back with that after working yourself into a tizzy in another thread about pitbulls. Why? You're deranged.

Believe it or not, toddler Narcissus, I wasn't hanging out in this thread for four hours thinking up a reply. I replied perhaps two seconds after reading your post at r45. And I think I posted a total of about 4 sentences in the pit bull puppy dude's thread, which I promptly forgot about until you mentioned it. Wow, what a"tizzy."

R50 Well it will please you to know this narcissus is wilting. I'm dying, R50. You are to blame.

www.datalounge.com/thread/25813415

I can't even post links now in my final death throes. Rejoice