Did You Notice Lately

Bitches!

Sons of bitches!

An old fat white scottie put her owner through the paces crossing a street. She has one speed and she sits if he pulls.

A white scottie? Do you mean Westie?

I noticed it too. They are all acting like they have something we don't.

I love you bitches.

r4 Wheaten Scotties are a thing. I've always wanted one.

I love u, OP. Thanks for the laugh this morning!

And they just lay down a poop and walk on while the human tries to pick it up.

Dogs have it all over humans, except for distemper and mange

OP reminds me of Jenna Maroney, who gets jealous of babies for their soft skin.

I love animals all the more during this pandemic.

I love animals all the more during this pandemic.

I live in an apartment complex where most of the occupants walk their dogs every day. The dogs do act very stuck-up, but it’s the pitbulls that scare me the most.

are you a cat OP? like you would admit it if you were...

[quote]how smug the dogs are all looking lately.

Well, good luck to them when all the people feeding them are too sick to do so...then again, dinner is just lying there in bed.

Of course, that's only until they all succumb.

I’m seeing tons more dog walkers out since the lock down. Where have all these dogs been?

Traveling by car to daycare near work,R17, and there’s never more than one tubby person per Audi.

They are smug because they can go out and humans cannot

Dogs...They think they are all that...well distemper I say

Westies are the worst.

The poochies look the same but I don't understand why I'm seeing so many people walking everywhere all of a sudden. Usually these suburban assholes treat pedestrians like shit and won't walk a half mile to a store to save their lives . Now all of a sudden they are everywhere looking smug.

Are they rescue dogs?

My dog is telling me to kill the neighbors, but he's always had a problem with them.

Is this so? My friend says his dachshund appears to be pouty because he's home now and the dog doesn't have the house to herself all day.

So she goes in the bedroom and shits on the rug, not her potty pads.

[quote] how smug the dogs are all looking lately.

They should he. They’re better than people.

Miniature Dachshunds rule!

I imagine they're not so smug now that they've figured out every day is NOT a weekend, daddy ignores them a lot of the time, the treat ratio has moderated, and no mischief if allowed any hour of the day.

We’ve had some success with Social Distancing, but the dog swan dives are more noticeable. They jump down and run. Traffic speeds up for winos, but everyone stops for the puppy. Brats.

"Did you notice lately"

Oh, Dear

r30

Fuck you with a coronavirus lid.

Dogs are overrunning Chicago.

R25 - typical of the breed...you know the old saying "the smaller they are, the meaner they come"

Smug Pug

R34, is that Jeremy Renner?

Photo of OP.