Matt Gaetz And His Dead College Roommate.

As an OP you have obligations.

Sheesh.

He is one weird looking mofo.

And he seems to like people notice the shoes he's wearing.

Damn, R2, give a bitch some warning first!

He looks like a Kennedy who had to be pulled out of his mother's vagina with forceps and the doctor squeezed a bit too much.

R2, he looks like Quagmire from Family Guy. Giggity.

Rumor is that he is gay. (I know -- we don't want him).

And was in a relationship with a Christian Youth Pastor on the Panhandle.

Rumor is also that he has been arrested around SEVEN times and it was hushed up by Daddy's friends.

He looks like they were trying to clone Donnie Osmond but a fly accidentally intermingled with the genetic sequencing.

The antics of a (homophobic) conspiracy theorist

He is a devout conservative on everything but gay rights. Hmm...

Snopes weighs in:

Death of College Roommate

Mentions of a “suspicious” death of Gaetz’s roommate during his four years at Florida State University between 1999 and 2003, like the claims of seven DUIs, did not exist online prior to [conspiracy theorist Wayne] Madsen’s August 2016 piece, in which he stated:

[quote]What would be Panhandle politics without a dead body? Gaetz’s roommate at Florida State University was reportedly found dead under suspicious circumstances while they were undergraduate students. … Sources close to the investigation of the death, however, told [Wayne Madsen Reports] that the Florida Department of Law Enforcement investigated the death as a possible homicide but the agency was later politically-pressured to rule it a suicide.

Madsen’s being the only source for this claim merits suspicion on its own: He has a history of making wholly baseless claims without evidence. A prominent proponent of the claim that former President Obama is not a U.S. citizen, he has, for example, falsely claimed that Barack Obama had “homosexual trysts” with Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick and Senate majority leader Bill Frist (among others), and Madsen is the author of a self-published book asserting that Obama’s rise to the White House was engineered by the CIA.

Not only is the suspicious “roommate death” claim flawed, but further doubt is cast on its veracity by the fact that we have been unable to identify any contemporaneous press accounts of suspicious deaths of a Florida State University student who could possibly have been a Gaetz roommate between 1999 and 2003. Though an administrator at Florida State University confirmed to us that roughly 30 students with expected graduations between 1999 and 2003 passed away during that time period, we found nothing publicly suggesting a Gaetz link to any case that received press coverage. As such, we consider the claim without merit.

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So there was never a dead roommate?

Just multiple DUIs that daddy bought him out of?

I sometimes think that “where is the evidence that . . .” threads are started by cleaners. They want to make sure that there’s nothing damning still out there on the Internet, and, if there is, they get it erased and substitute a different narrative.

Op here, I'm not a "cleaner" R15 I just wanted a story to taunt Matt with on Twitter when he makes fun of other people.