My cat hates all music except Cyndi Lauper and Opera

Your pussy has good taste

Really, even the original Broadway cast album of Kinky Boots?

My cat loves Bach.

Is Amazon still shipping theramin kits? If I get my cat her own theramin can I stop listening to early 80s synth-pop?

I just bought a cat shaped theramin for my cat. I'm still drunk from last night. She better LOVE it!

Just put on one of your Renata Tibaldi albums.

Your pussy has Kinky Boots!

Oop, she bop, she bop She bop, he bop, we bop...

For R8:

R9 Well it’s better them him just shitting for the punch line.

She glares at me if I try to sing along…

I don’t know about the Lauper, but perhaps your foreign language skills are sub par and she finds it irritating R11?

One of you has to leave....whichever one's name is on the mortgage/lease gets to stay.

my dog starts barking (clucking periodically) whenever she hears a bob dylan type guitar folk twangy singer.

she once covered her head with blankets when some show was playing where that music was featured. after barking that she detested it, of course.

When it all gets really desperate for food, how many people will start eating their pets?

My dog howls uncontrollably when he hears opera or choral music.