Always the attention whore
He's old. He's in danger, gurl.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 20, 2020 10:25 PM |
HAS it
He's still an attention whore.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 20, 2020 10:25 PM |
Of course she does.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 20, 2020 10:26 PM |
Every top out there needs to get tested now.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 20, 2020 10:26 PM |
That’s a shame. ™
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 20, 2020 10:27 PM |
Hope he has a speedy recovery and didn't affect others!!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 20, 2020 10:29 PM |
r4
How dare you... I am a self proclaimed power TOP
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 20, 2020 10:30 PM |
R4 that could be literally hundreds upon hundreds
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 20, 2020 10:30 PM |
Hate this cross eyed queen. Bye gurl.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 20, 2020 10:31 PM |
Apparently, Kathy Griffin's next photo shoot involves holding an Andy Cohen head with a coronavirus molecule superimposed over it.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 20, 2020 10:32 PM |
I can’t wish him I’ll. Not in this.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 20, 2020 10:35 PM |
All Latino masc bttm Twinks who have been bound in BDSM play by an older male in a west village PH should get tested now.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 20, 2020 10:38 PM |
I came here for the comment, knowing you bitches would not disappoint!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 20, 2020 10:44 PM |
Another celeb gets tested with no symptoms.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 20, 2020 10:47 PM |
Crossed eyed fug mug, hope his brain rots.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 20, 2020 10:48 PM |
Does he still have the baby, or was it sold for drugs?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 20, 2020 10:50 PM |
So then next questions are does La Mini Cooper have it? And who is taking care of the baby? And does he have enough caftans for insta?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 20, 2020 10:51 PM |
Uh-oh. The virus will become cocaine-addicted after reveling in Mr. Cohen's system.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 20, 2020 10:52 PM |
Shouldn't his bff Anderson be worried also?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 20, 2020 10:54 PM |
this next week will be bombarded with celebs/people in power making headlines. we aren't even near the peak of this. it's a near guarantee a large chunk of A-list 50+ year olds will get it.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 20, 2020 10:57 PM |
He seems like he has underlying health issues such as liver disease, grapefruit-sized hemorrhoids, AIDS, etc
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 20, 2020 11:00 PM |
Much as I am not a fan, r14, he did have symptoms. Sounds like he was exposed, self-quarantined, and then started feeling ill.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 20, 2020 11:01 PM |
OMG!
#SAVE WACHA
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 20, 2020 11:01 PM |
"A few days of self-quarantine"? I hope all those pics he posted with the baby this past week was only for "the 'Gram", and 90% of the child's time is really spent with nannies (with unlimited hand sanitizer).
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 20, 2020 11:02 PM |
That sucks
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 20, 2020 11:03 PM |
He has no idea how he got it? We just need to know who gave it to him...was he in a crowded bath house?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 20, 2020 11:04 PM |
Sure, Andy.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 20, 2020 11:05 PM |
What if he was the first show biz person to die from it? Pretty sad.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 20, 2020 11:06 PM |
He had to accompany the post with a sad selfie in bad lighting to look more sick and get more attention. This has all the ingredientseses of a coverup.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 20, 2020 11:06 PM |
With a little luck, I’ll get my NYE gig back.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 20, 2020 11:13 PM |
OP missed the opportunity to title this thread:
“ANDY COHEN IS POZ!!!”
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 20, 2020 11:20 PM |
Yeah, I noticed that too, R31.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 20, 2020 11:23 PM |
This is why elderly men should not have children
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 20, 2020 11:24 PM |
I think he got his lab results mixed up -- he probably tested positive for syph, clap, HIV, crabs, chlamydia, Hepatitis and herpes, -- but negative for COVID.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 20, 2020 11:26 PM |
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 20, 2020 11:26 PM |
R15 This is why selfish gay men over 50 should not have children. He has been running around like a circuit qween forgetting he had a kid and now look. I am sure whatever porn star manny he has will take care of the child while he recoups at home.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 20, 2020 11:26 PM |
Can we have his apartment? After it's fumigated, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 20, 2020 11:27 PM |
Ha, ha. Social distancing? Not a chance, idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 20, 2020 11:28 PM |
He was just at Playhouse bar in the Village for a jockstrap party in February.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 20, 2020 11:33 PM |
OK which one of you bitches coughed on him?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 20, 2020 11:36 PM |
Way to make a global event all about you, Cunt Andy.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 20, 2020 11:36 PM |
Wonder if he got it from the mouth of the Hudson or the Staten Island Fairy.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 20, 2020 11:39 PM |
His chronic drug use can't be good for his health. He'll be dead in two weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 20, 2020 11:41 PM |
Is John Mayer safe?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 20, 2020 11:42 PM |
I’m sure Kathy Griffin is so sad. This skanky attention whore will be fine because he has the best health care money can buy.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 20, 2020 11:52 PM |
Unless he has an underlying disease, he should be fine.
Andy has become pretty rotten, but I will never laugh at anyone becoming sick.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 20, 2020 11:58 PM |
Edit: Unless their last name is Kushner or Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 20, 2020 11:59 PM |
Well, I for one am wishing him a quick recovery. I had a fling with him in the 90's. Yes, I know he can grate on one's nerves, but I found him to be a nice guy.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 21, 2020 12:00 AM |
What is his dick like? Please provide details.
I feel bad for him but he probably infected hundreds of people on his show, in public, and in bathrooms
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 21, 2020 12:03 AM |
R51 more details please...
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 21, 2020 12:03 AM |
I hope he hasn't been around Anderson Cooper
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 21, 2020 12:04 AM |
Did he infect Hillary Clinton? Bastard!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 21, 2020 12:08 AM |
He and his band of bottom feeders infected us a long time ago.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 21, 2020 12:16 AM |
Should this be under the Silver Lining tread?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 21, 2020 12:17 AM |
r51 when in the 90's was it pony tail Andy or after he got his CBS This Morning Makeover?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 21, 2020 12:27 AM |
As a talk show host, Cohen has an unusual amount of contact with other famous people — guests this month have included Hillary Clinton, Padma Lakshmi and Seth Meyers, among many stars of Bravo shows. Cohen also recently shot the revival of “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?”, hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, in which celebrities play for charity. Anderson Cooper and Kaitlin Olson are also on that program.
You know he hugged and spittled all over all of them.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 21, 2020 12:27 AM |
I've posted about this before, r53 & r54. We hooked up a few times, maybe three, at his apartment in the West Village, in the mid-90's. I met him through a friend of mine who was working with him at CBS news. I think we met at The Roxy. He was nice. It was standard hookup sex. It was very safe and limited. No fucking occurred. It was sex and out the door, with each encounter lasting at the most a couple of hours from pre-small talk to post-small talk. I honestly can't remember exactly what his dick was like, but average size. It wasn't the hottest sex I've ever had, but we had a really nice time. We certainly wouldn't have repeated it if we hadn't. I've bumped into him a number of times over the years, bars, restaurants and also at two or three Diana Ross concerts. There's a nodding acknowledgement, but nothing more. I certainly wish him the best.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 21, 2020 12:28 AM |
And is he a top as he claims, R62? Even if you didn't fuck, you should be able to pick up on that.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 21, 2020 1:10 AM |
Maybe it will align his eyes properly.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 21, 2020 1:11 AM |
r63
Why would he lie about being a top?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 21, 2020 1:13 AM |
“It was standard hookup sex. It was very safe and limited. No fucking occurred. It was sex and out the door.”
That pretty much only leaves room for blowjobs. Unless someone...fingered someone or something? Who sucked whom? Who swallowed? Facials?
“Very safe” + “no fucking”...so blowjobs with condoms on?
I feel like Andy’s lesbian personal assistant probably wrote that, thinking of fingering and lady oral with dental dams...
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 21, 2020 1:13 AM |
Hey cesspool gays, Andy here. I have almost 50,000 Insta get well wishes. Jealous, bitches? I'm trending on Twitter AND my turkey baster baby is being watched by an illegal alien in the Bronx! Life has never been better! Winning!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 21, 2020 1:27 AM |
[quote] I have almost 50,000 Insta get well wishes. Jealous, bitches?
Not the slightest bit, no.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 21, 2020 1:36 AM |
Good. Maybe he will finally get some empathy and become a better humble human being.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 21, 2020 1:41 AM |
Now he is going to do Watch What Happens Live@Home.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 21, 2020 1:43 AM |
Anderson Cooper's staffer has it, so he probably will get it too.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 21, 2020 1:43 AM |
I hope Anderson is ok.
And I do hope Andy is ok, and that his baby didn’t get it. In this case it’s probably a good thing he has nannies all night and day.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 21, 2020 1:48 AM |
r63 we kissed, sucked each other's dicks, and rimmed each other, which was the highlight of each session and got us both off if I remember. He seemed top oriented, although I'm not sure if we talked about that or not. If we did, he didn't press the issue. He certainly didn't strike me as a total bottom, although he really did like sucking my dick. He was assertive, which I find sexy. But I wouldn't have let him fuck me anyway. These encounters with him were around 1994/95 or so, many years before anything like PrEP. Back then, I was not doing any fucking at all, even with a condom. It was just too scary for me.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 21, 2020 1:53 AM |
take this for what it is worth but when he proclaimed he was a power top on Howard Stern, I think he said he said never bottomed which literally caused me to laugh when I heard it
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 21, 2020 1:56 AM |
Curious that Cohen was able to get a test.
Others are reporting that they're being told to just assume they have it and if they need to go to a hospital, reassess, but most people will be fine with just some rest at home.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 21, 2020 1:59 AM |
R75 New York has an elite, exclusive country club-type healthcare club that can get patients the test for the right price, and rich and connected people are paying for it.
That is honestly probably a twisted part of the celebs broadcasting that they tested positive: it’s a way to broadcast that they got “in” with early access to medical testing. Seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 21, 2020 2:03 AM |
His dick is average. Hairy asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 21, 2020 2:05 AM |
He is a mutha with a baby!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 21, 2020 2:06 AM |
"Oh, Marco ster Cohen? It's time for your SHOT-SKIS! "
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 21, 2020 2:12 AM |
R76 I am disgusted and not surprised.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 21, 2020 2:14 AM |
[quote] What if he was the first show biz person to die from it?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 21, 2020 2:22 AM |
When I heard about Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, and Idris Elba, my reaction was, "Oh no! I never would have expected that!" But when I heard about Andy Cohen, I thought, "Yep ... that makes sense."
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 21, 2020 2:27 AM |
Now all the rentboys and wannabe actors in WeHo will get it, too
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 21, 2020 2:30 AM |
RIP, Andy!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 21, 2020 2:30 AM |
I sincerely wonder what he's going to do with the baby. What do you do in a situation like that? Have your nannies go full-time?
He can't fly his parents in or anything.
What a situation.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 21, 2020 2:32 AM |
If that's a sad selfie in bad lighting done to make him look sick then I hope I look that good when I'm sick. I'm not much of a fan, either, but that selfie says "a little under the weather but still hotter than hell." He thinks.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 21, 2020 2:34 AM |
r85 Yes, Mary! I, too, am utterly fucking terrified for Andy's situation! OMG! OMG! He may have to borrow some money from Anderson! Quick, let's form a coke circle. I mean prayer circle, or whatever.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 21, 2020 2:36 AM |
R87- the situation with his BABY. He'll be fine.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 21, 2020 2:42 AM |
FRAU ALERT AT R88!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 21, 2020 2:47 AM |
Why does Kathy Griffin hate him?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 21, 2020 2:49 AM |
R90 is this your first time here?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 21, 2020 3:00 AM |
r90 it is a long story even before the picture incident. Griffin has a talk show on Bravo the same time Cohen gave himself the WWHL gig. Cohen had it tied to the RHOA in the TV schedule so he got RHOA ratings. Griffin's show got canceled even though it got better ratings than Cohen. Then she landed the NYE gig with Cooper. Cohen HATED her friendship with Cooper. Then after the picture incident he was asked what he thought and he replied with ; WHO?" that was it for Griffin. She UNLOADED on him including him doing coke at work.
r65 - Cohen does not like anything that would make him look fem. He lies about his height because he hates being a pocket gay. He lies about being a bottom because top is more Masc. He has hinted several times he has a big dick but as the poster above pointed out - nothing to write home about.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 21, 2020 3:04 AM |
So he self quarantined because he made contact with someone who had it?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 21, 2020 3:04 AM |
No, he tested POZ!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 21, 2020 3:06 AM |
r94 yes he has covid 19.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 21, 2020 3:09 AM |
ANDY COHEN IS POZ!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 21, 2020 3:13 AM |
The “Clubhouse” can now be called “The Petri Dish”-
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 21, 2020 3:17 AM |
Well, he always does try and be a positive person.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 21, 2020 3:18 AM |
It's okay, Andy we will survive without your show. You don't need to do it from home. I know it will be hard to live without pointless banner from Hollywood housewives and B+ celebrities. But we will live.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | March 21, 2020 3:36 AM |
Thanks r93, for the backstory.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 21, 2020 3:49 AM |
Please let him drop dead
by Anonymous | reply 102 | March 21, 2020 3:50 AM |
If Andy Cohen had been on the Titanic, he would've been pushing women and children overboard while dressed as an elderly Jewess.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | March 21, 2020 3:51 AM |
Wait, so he has the plague and he is going to be making guests go to his home to broadcast his talk show?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | March 21, 2020 3:59 AM |
He gave it to Hillary. Announcement on Monday.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 21, 2020 4:07 AM |
R105 is that bullshit or you have inside info
by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 21, 2020 4:28 AM |
R103 thanks for that visual 🤣
by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 21, 2020 4:42 AM |
Guess who is the pass-around bottom at Andy Cohen's parties?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 21, 2020 5:37 AM |
Jesus Christ he even put it in his Wikipedia article.
Since he's so eager to tell his status, what is his HIV status?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 21, 2020 6:30 AM |
R109, for his sake, I hope it's negative.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 21, 2020 6:32 AM |
Corona kills people who are HIV+. So if he has the AIDS, we will know soon enough.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 21, 2020 6:33 AM |
Actually, I heard a doctor say on TV earlier this week that HIV+ people are not necessarily high-risk where it comes to COVID-19 because so many are undetectable thanks to all of the HIV meds out there. Don't know if that's true, of course, but that's what she said.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 21, 2020 7:11 AM |
r112
You are correct, physicians and the CDC say that if your HIV is controlled, you have the same risk as any HIV- person with the same age and health status.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 21, 2020 7:14 AM |
The worst part is in a week he'll be immune (or mostly) and he'll be free to run around in public and gloat and be obnoxious.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 21, 2020 7:15 AM |
Or he’ll die.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 21, 2020 7:23 AM |
Not a fan but still hoping he makes a full recovery.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 21, 2020 7:25 AM |
Cohen was diagnosed with COVID-19 on March 21, 2020.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 21, 2020 4:09 PM |
If he has a discernible skill set I’d like to hear what it is.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 21, 2020 4:10 PM |
Andy is presently negotiating the advance of his forthcoming survival memoir: From Most Talkative to Most Doomed: How COVID-19 and Fatherhood Changed My Priorities (And Kathy, I Forgive You) by Andrew Joseph Cohen.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 21, 2020 4:14 PM |
R119 oh God, I could totally see that.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 21, 2020 4:59 PM |
He should've been more transparent on how/where he most likely got it.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 21, 2020 5:28 PM |
The male whores whose services he's rented offer their condolences; odd, since he probably gave it to them.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 21, 2020 5:38 PM |
R122 Oh my God. Wow, Andy.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 21, 2020 5:40 PM |
Andy Cohen is the Tiaravirus.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 21, 2020 6:00 PM |
Let me know when he tests positive for smallpox.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 21, 2020 6:00 PM |
R122, lmao! That was hilarious!
I take it Andy is a huge patron of theirs?
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 21, 2020 6:01 PM |
He's bought the services of those HotGuysFuck whores more than a fat woman in a Florida WalMart hoarding toilet paper.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 21, 2020 6:03 PM |
E126 I bet Andy is a major investor and gets his choice of dick on demand.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 21, 2020 6:03 PM |
He's doing radio broadcasts live from his apartment. He sounded okay this morning and in good spirits.
His elderly mother, however, called into the broadcast, first to reprimand him for talking about sex too much and then to inform him that she had been working out at her building's gym and that she was off to play bridge with friends this afternoon.
You know, DL loves to mock the millenials and Gen Zers for not taking this seriously, but there are a lot of stupid elderly folks out there. Just saying.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 21, 2020 6:20 PM |
Did he say who's taking care of his baby, R129?
by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 21, 2020 7:35 PM |
^ He sold them for drugs.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 21, 2020 7:42 PM |
R130, Imelda the nanny, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 21, 2020 7:45 PM |
He most likely gave it to Hillary, who will die from it. I mean, she normally has a hacking cough at baseline.
Meanwhile the Trump family is all negative.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 21, 2020 10:28 PM |
Why is the OP's headline in past tense?
Did the COVID-19 virus OD from Andy's cocaine and narcissism?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 21, 2020 10:30 PM |
Andy probably started it
by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 21, 2020 10:32 PM |
Did the hustler refer to Andy as a guy he fucks?
by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 21, 2020 10:36 PM |
Andy sent the baby back via FedEx.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | March 21, 2020 10:39 PM |
HotGuysFuck.com is a porn studio that Cohen is a fan of. He has talked about it on Howard Stern.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 21, 2020 10:40 PM |
I dated a guy who allegedly slept with Andy. The guy I dated was a complete and total bottom so it would make sense that Andy was a top. The guy I dated was very adamant that no one know he is a bottom because he ran a company and he felt that would in somehow ruin him. I never pushed it very far but from what he said Andy topped him a few times. His dick was decent but not that exciting and the sex was sort of emotionally distant.
He said I fucked him better, so there.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 21, 2020 10:58 PM |
Moral of this thread: ANDY COHEN AVERAGE UNIMPRESSIVE LOVER WITH MEH DICK AND HAIRY ASSHOLE
by Anonymous | reply 140 | March 21, 2020 11:06 PM |
^ And a massive drug problem...
by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 21, 2020 11:13 PM |
And yet you'd all take his average sized dick in your hairy asses and enjoy it haha
He needs to recover in Nene Leakes closet. Nobody goes in there,+
by Anonymous | reply 142 | March 21, 2020 11:13 PM |
r139 I have a few friends who have hooked up with him. Both of them are well hung tops (one of them in the double digits!) - both fucked him. One took pictures of his emmy he keeps in his bedroom - I have seen it (the picture). I also kind of know Andy - at an event he was "introduced" to me (we had met about 20 times before including when he worked at CBS and he would call me to book guests). I told him "Andy we know each other, we have met and talked about 20 times." "He just looked at me and said I'm sorry I don't remember.." so I replied with "Do you still keep your emmy in your bedroom?" He looked mortified.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 22, 2020 1:38 AM |
This douche has an Emmy??
by Anonymous | reply 144 | March 22, 2020 1:51 AM |
For Real Housewives
by Anonymous | reply 145 | March 22, 2020 1:55 AM |
There’s an Emmy on the shelf over his right shoulder here.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | March 22, 2020 2:02 AM |
I heard Andy isn’t doing well and Kelly Ripa and SJ are at his beside. His parents can’t fly in for obvious reasons and Anderson is staying away because he has it too. John Mayer is propped up on an iPad that is resting against the respirator, and he’s playing his favorite Dead tunes as Andy drifts in and out of consciousness. They’ve lovingly draped a pair of Mark Consuelos’s soiled briefs over his face to make him happy. It’s going to be a peaceful end...
by Anonymous | reply 147 | March 22, 2020 2:14 AM |
OK, I have to chime in (you guys: no, you don't) if one of us had a fucking Emmy we would display it prominently as well.
My nice-ish thing for the day. Back to dragging him...
by Anonymous | reply 148 | March 22, 2020 2:33 AM |
Typhoid MARY
by Anonymous | reply 149 | March 22, 2020 2:34 AM |
Christ, he's a douche.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | March 22, 2020 3:33 AM |
R30 Really, I mean really, would it really be a big loss?
by Anonymous | reply 151 | March 22, 2020 4:31 AM |
R147 may be the post of the year
by Anonymous | reply 152 | March 22, 2020 5:42 AM |
He got an Emmy for nothing. He has a glamor title on Top Chef - which won an Emmy. He was listed as an EP on the show. One of the benefits of the glamor title is you get an award if it wins - same goes for movies etc. That was part of the reason he is so disliked by other bravo execs (when he was an exec) get got an emmy for literally doing nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | March 22, 2020 2:03 PM |
Someone tell the story of how and why Andy lost his executive status at Bravo and is now only staying on by using his connections to housewives for leverage.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | March 22, 2020 2:21 PM |
How did someone like Andy get to be an exec at Bravo, and not only an exec but a VP? WTF, he’s like retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | March 22, 2020 2:24 PM |
R122 ... it doesn't matter how hot the guy in the video is, if he is fucking a girl that is an instant boner killer for me. I never was and never will be interested in girls. (Is Andy Cohen bisexual?)
by Anonymous | reply 156 | March 22, 2020 2:45 PM |
I've posted about this before but again, I live in a Chelsea apartment building where Andy lived for a while a few floors above me. He was hated by everyone -- he abused the elevator operators and janitors, he was huffy to everyone else, and seemed quite upset if someone deigned to enter the elevator when he was in it, as though it should be his private car, as he usually was still getting dressed, tying his tie, etc, while leaving. All in all, a very unpleasant man.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | March 22, 2020 2:48 PM |
r194 okay - told this a few times but here it goes. Andy was a pa on CBS This Morning. His BFF at work? Julie Chen if that gives you an idea. Andy was a schmoozer. If you were on-air talent, Andy would suck your dick if you asked him to. If you could do something for him he was your BFF. Andy eventually ended up at one of the NBC owned Cable networks - TRIO I think - but eventually they all got merged into Bravo - which originally was an arts channel that would air operas. He ended up with a VP title because he was just there long enough and knew the right people. All he ever wanted to be was on-air talent. Bravo had been on a high with QE and that gay bachelor show. Enter the limited docu-series Behind the Gates - the Real OC. Scott Dunlop had brought this to Bravo, a documentary series based on the lives of people who live behind the gates of Coto de Caza in Orange County. Bravo retooled it to be The Real Housewives of Orange County. The show was a success. The first season reunion was just the wives in Vicki's backyard talking. Season two was a bigger success and the show decided to put some money in the reunion. It was still not called a reunion it was called a Watch What Happens Live special and Cohen volunteered to host it for free. Bravo took the success of OC and created NY, NJ, and ATL. Cohen had pitched an after-show on a Sunday (the rotated shows would air Sunday). Cohen tied it to ATL who was the highest-rated Bravo show at the time making sure he got the benefits of those ratings. The show was a hit because of the housewives. It got expanded to several nights a week as the Housewife franchise took off with BH, DC, Miami. Like it or not Andy was becoming the face of Bravo. He even had the twitter handle bravoandy. At some point, because of his executive status and relationship with the housewives, people began to credit Andy with the success of the housewives and not the other way round. Cohen would never correct them and that started to piss off the people who actually were responsible for the success of Bravo. First step, Cohen was told to change his twitter handle from Bravoandy to just Andy. After that he was told he was going to be let go, but he could go the Starr Jones route and give any story he wanted he to. Cohen, class act that he is, told Bravo he would ruin the franchise if they cut him off. They agreed to his terms for a smooth exit. He would get EP credit on all franchises currently. He could continue to host WWHL with the agreement he would help find a replacement. He was a messy queen right to the end.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | March 22, 2020 2:57 PM |
She continues to be a messy queen, R158, every single day.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | March 22, 2020 3:12 PM |
So he hasn’t found a replacement yet?
by Anonymous | reply 160 | March 22, 2020 3:13 PM |
Thanks, R158. I've heard that story elsewhere and believe it.
Andy's contract with Bravo is up for renewal next year. He has the WWHL talk show and is still an EP on all the Housewife shows, but ratings are declining on some of those (RHONJ, for one). And Andy is expensive as hell:
[quote]According to Celebrity Net Worth, Andy has an estimated net worth $50 million as of October 2019, a contributing build-up from the salary of $10 million per year.
I suggested on DL last year that his having a surrogate baby (who is admittedly adorable) was in part fueled by an effort to raise his profile nationally since he'd up for review next year. I still maintain that's true. Whether Andy ever takes his WWHL talk show and/or his Housewives elsewhere, they're his biggest bargaining chip.
Despite my reservations about Andy, Bravo isn't much without his shows, frankly. I tired of Top Chef and other shows a long time back, and their original dramas and comedies have failed miserably. They might as well just hold onto him.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | March 22, 2020 3:40 PM |
BUT THEY AREN’T “HIS” SHOWS
by Anonymous | reply 162 | March 22, 2020 3:42 PM |
Technically correct, R162, but as EP he still maintains control over the franchise, and more than that, he's synonymous with the brand: hosting reunions, doing promos, Housewives on WWHL. As mentioned upthread, he would destroy the franchise sooner than give up control, even if his "producing" is mostly symbolic.
I'm curious to see what his "dear friend" Bethany Frankel is able to accomplish outside of Bravo. I think she's burned too many bridges (and frankly, she's just not very well liked), but we'll see if she pops up at another network.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | March 22, 2020 3:50 PM |
He looks like he is circling the drain in that IG pic. Just saying.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | March 23, 2020 2:38 AM |
Hope he infects all the Bravo famewhores
by Anonymous | reply 165 | March 23, 2020 2:49 AM |
Those celebrity net worth sites are garbage. My old boss is barely scraping by (rightfully so) and they show him at 30 million. He makes *maybe* 70k a year now, and is underwater on his shitty house.
That said, I doubt Andrew is starving.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | March 23, 2020 2:57 AM |
R166 who that
by Anonymous | reply 167 | March 23, 2020 3:01 AM |
Yeah. who's your celebrity boss, R166?
by Anonymous | reply 168 | March 23, 2020 3:03 AM |
r163 Andy has no control over the housewives shows. How they work is they are produced by a separate production company and sold to Bravo for distribution. Bravo pays the production company, the production company pays the cast etc. This is why housewives are recast or let go. They tell production they want a raise, Bravo either says yes we will pay more or no fuck off and they let the housewife go. Cohen is not part of any of that. The EP title is a vanity title, meaning he gets all the benefits of a real EP and none of the work. This is where Cohen had no leg to stand on when he was challenged. He would say "I was there at the beginning." or "I was very instrumental right at the start." but he cannot really quantify his role in making the housewives a success. It pains him to know the housewives made his success, not the other way round. He is desperate to get out of the housewife's umbrella. He was going to get the Michael Strahan spot through Ripa but Seacrest got it instead. That ruined his exit from Bravo. He thought the new Love Connection would get him out but that failed too. His Sirius channel is a turd and much to his chagrin is solely based on Bravo content with some celeb interviews....who end up talking about housewives. Oh and the kid? As much as I want to beleive he just wanted a kid, he negotiated a People Magazine Cover for himself before Baby Ben was born. He used his child to raise his profile. He remains a scumbag even in parenthood.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | March 23, 2020 1:50 PM |
Is his asshole on a ventilator?
by Anonymous | reply 170 | March 23, 2020 2:18 PM |
[quote] He was going to get the Michael Strahan spot through Ripa but Seacrest got it instead.
I believe everything you wrote, R169, except for that. No way would he be considered for that slot.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | March 23, 2020 8:44 PM |
r171 Ripa really pushed for it. When Strahan left she was majorly pissed at the show and production. They almost gave it to Cohen to keep her happy but TPTB courted Seacrest behind her back and then tested with him.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | March 23, 2020 10:51 PM |
Just the one, dear?
by Anonymous | reply 173 | March 23, 2020 10:56 PM |
Is he dead yet?
by Anonymous | reply 174 | March 25, 2020 12:24 AM |
[quote]Is his asshole on a ventilator?
That would be like putting a desk fan in a cave, R170.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | March 25, 2020 12:53 AM |
Yes. Inquiring minds want to know. Is he dead yet?
by Anonymous | reply 176 | March 25, 2020 12:53 AM |
R176 just in the eyes dear.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | March 25, 2020 2:13 AM |
Wasnt Andy a smoker?
by Anonymous | reply 178 | March 25, 2020 2:13 AM |
R178, a pole-smoker for sure.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | March 25, 2020 2:15 AM |
Do they still smoke Cocaine?
by Anonymous | reply 180 | March 25, 2020 2:22 AM |
They being drug whores.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | March 25, 2020 2:27 AM |
no he has coke blown up his ass hole
by Anonymous | reply 182 | March 25, 2020 2:38 AM |
Here he is with David Bradberry at a recent Bravo event.
Bradberry is a former Active Duty porn creature, who was engaged to porn star Trevor Knight (who now seems very depressed on his Instagram). Bravo cast DavId on “Bellw Deck.”
Bravo cast former gay porn star Fredrik Eklund in Million Dollar Listing: New York.
When Andy got sick, the website HotGuysFuck.com made him a video of...a hot guy fucking a girl because they said Andy is a big supporter.
So yeah, rumors about him being a whore monger must be true. And based on all the gay hookers (known and unknown) cast in Bravo reality shows, I’d bet Andy has more influence there than some people think. It’s like Bryan Singer casting Connor and other gay porn stars in X-Men etc. so they can get SAG cards.
Did I just compare Cohen to Bryan Singer? Whoops.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | March 25, 2020 3:02 AM |
Cohen had nothing to do with Frederick getting cast. Frederick was already a successful realtor who works at the same firm as Michael Lorber - who was on the first season of Million Dollar Listing NY. Andy does keep his porn escorts but He was jealous of David who was engaged to Trevor Knight. Andy wanted that D.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | March 25, 2020 3:32 AM |
Not really surprising, R183. There were jokes about Andy and his escorts, rentboys, etc. back from the first DL threads about him, years ago.
He dated a medical student (I think) for a while and made sure that was widely publicized. But I don't know that he's ever been in a long-term relationship of any kind, which is telling, as is his decision to become a single parent of an infant.
I hope he does come out of this health crisis, if only for his son's sake.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | March 25, 2020 3:38 AM |
Andy used to be friendly with Jessica Seinfeld who asked her husband to help Andy out which he did. His Seinfeld reruns still makes a fortune for NBC Universal, Bravo's parent company. When Andy thought he had a chance at getting to be Ripas co host, he took Kellys side in an argument she had with Jessica which ended his Seinfeld friendship.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | March 25, 2020 4:05 AM |
God, imagine choosing Besties between Jessica Seinfeld and Kelly Ripa: two of the worst, most entitled, most unbearable women in the world.
I'd sooner choose Satan.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | March 25, 2020 5:06 AM |
[Quote] Is his asshole on a ventilator?
[Quote] That would be like putting a desk fan in a cave, [R170].
by Anonymous | reply 188 | March 25, 2020 7:19 AM |
So, back on track...Is He Dead?
by Anonymous | reply 189 | March 25, 2020 7:20 AM |
r178
I thought he smoked pot but not tobacco
by Anonymous | reply 190 | March 25, 2020 10:15 AM |
Someone needs to tell this guy to get tested.
For, like, everything possible. But also coronavirus since he definitely swapped loads with Andy Cohen and Bruce Bozzi right after he posted this video.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | March 25, 2020 11:20 AM |
R184 Frederick was also a former porn star. Of course Andy was involved.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | March 25, 2020 11:26 AM |
R184 LOL...Fredrik may have been successful in real estate prior to being cast, but how many attractive young people in NYC can say that? (A LOT.)
And how many successful real estate agents also fuck strangers for money, with resumes including such high-end fare as “The Hole” and being cast as “Judge No. 1” on “America’s Next Top Porn Star”? (NOT MANY!)
Andy loves his hookers. Again, the blatant ones he has helped out include Dave from Below Deck, Fredrik from Million Dollar Listing, the whole HotGuysFuck.com operation, every shirtless 19-year-old “bartender” he has fuck—er, hired for Watch What Happens Live, and of course the cast of Vanderpump Rules.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | March 25, 2020 11:39 AM |
A critical review of Fredrik Eklund’s most notable cinematic feature!
by Anonymous | reply 194 | March 25, 2020 12:24 PM |
Andy has a love of pron whores but Federick was a successful real estate broker long before Bravo. Never one to miss an opportunity, Cohen has been doing non-stop press about how he has the Corona Virus. He has been singing a sad song about how he cannot see his son because of the virus but his Manny is taking good care of him. Which would be zero change from his normal life (Cohen won't admit it but he got the virus from the winter white party in Miami).
by Anonymous | reply 195 | March 25, 2020 3:04 PM |
Was he actually in Miami? Wow.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | March 25, 2020 3:10 PM |
NBC didn’t make money off of Seinfeld reruns. Warner brothers owns it.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | March 25, 2020 3:55 PM |
I saw Andy out in NYC awhile back and he was looking at me funny.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | March 26, 2020 3:02 AM |
Ironic that former bestie, now sworn enemy Kathy Griffin also has the virus, or at least is experiencing symptoms. Not sure if she has been officially diagnosed.
Hope Anderson is safe.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | March 26, 2020 5:30 AM |
[quote]I heard Andy isn’t doing well and Kelly Ripa and SJ are at his beside.
R147. If the coronavirus patient is recovering at home (such as Cohen is), I thought he/she had to recover self-isolated--not with people at your bedside. If you have people at your bedside, that means you are in the hospital with medical personnel attending to you because you are severely ill and cannot be at home.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | March 26, 2020 6:11 AM |
He`s intubated. Several times a day.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | March 26, 2020 6:19 AM |
R200 You must be an absolute blast on wine night, you stupid fucking Frau.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | March 26, 2020 9:41 AM |
Is she dead yet?
by Anonymous | reply 203 | March 26, 2020 9:42 AM |
The funny part is - he is still doing his radio show which means there is at least an engineer who has to be exposed to him as well as the selfies he is posting on ig - they are from about 3-6 feet away so that means someone else is taking them. Typical self-absorbed asshole, he has to expose someone else because the world needs to hear from Andy Cohen.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | March 26, 2020 1:04 PM |
Where's his kid?
by Anonymous | reply 205 | March 26, 2020 4:56 PM |
R205 Andy pulled out of one his Rentboys after the COVID diagnosis and told the hooker to take care of the kid now that he was POZ.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | March 26, 2020 5:01 PM |
Did anyone else see the "Butt Book" on his shelf in his office? Classy.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | March 26, 2020 5:10 PM |
r187, he'd fit right in with that type of person.
Was always indifferent to Koalaface until I saw the video of him saying "Who? WHO?" about Kathy G. His acting skills are terrible, and the fact that a glorified game show host who can't get laid without paying for it had the nerve to criticize a truly talented comedian (love her or hate her, she's got talent, can't deny that) made me truly despise him.
Don't want him to die or anything, but karma bit him in the ass and he deserves it. Maybe he'll do some self-reflection, but he may just not give a fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | March 26, 2020 5:30 PM |
I hope Kathy comes out of this okay. I don't always love her or things she's done, but the amount of venom directed at her on Twitter and elsewhere these past couple of days is not to be believed.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | March 26, 2020 5:35 PM |
"Celebrities", politicians and overall fame whores cannot stand staying out of the public eye. They love "charity events", parties and walking the red carpet.
Mark my words, there will be an onslaught of famous names infected in the next couple of weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | March 26, 2020 5:51 PM |
R210 “infected”
by Anonymous | reply 211 | March 26, 2020 6:39 PM |
LOL I read an article that says Andy Cohen breaks his silence to give an update. Silence??? the mother fucker has been nonstop with I HAVE CORONA.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | March 26, 2020 7:21 PM |
[quote] I hope Kathy comes out of this okay.
Out of what? She hasn't tested positive.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | March 26, 2020 8:05 PM |
r213 because she is on the no test list from Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | March 26, 2020 9:16 PM |
Oh, yeah, she’s on the no-test list. I don’t want to say I’m questioning what she’s saying is going on, but, well, I have to admit there’s a shadow of a doubt.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | March 26, 2020 10:55 PM |
Is she dead yet?
by Anonymous | reply 216 | March 26, 2020 11:19 PM |
He can't die soon enough.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | March 27, 2020 1:32 AM |
I wonder how he's getting his coke delivered while in isolation?
by Anonymous | reply 218 | March 27, 2020 11:13 AM |
R218 personal assistant
by Anonymous | reply 219 | March 27, 2020 1:53 PM |
He gets his coke from a contactless delivery service.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | March 27, 2020 3:01 PM |
Can't wait until April 3rd when this thread title will FINALLY be correct!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 221 | March 27, 2020 3:13 PM |
[quote] I wonder how he's getting his coke delivered while in isolation?
They leave it on the front steps and ring the doorbell, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | March 27, 2020 4:46 PM |
Is she dead yet?
by Anonymous | reply 223 | March 29, 2020 3:14 AM |
[quote] "Celebrities", politicians and overall fame whores cannot stand staying out of the public eye.
Which one is his public eye? The wonky one?
by Anonymous | reply 224 | March 29, 2020 3:16 AM |
Is she dead yet?
by Anonymous | reply 225 | March 29, 2020 2:25 PM |
She passed this morning 😢
by Anonymous | reply 226 | March 29, 2020 3:02 PM |
Is the thread title correct yet?
by Anonymous | reply 227 | March 29, 2020 3:04 PM |
Don't tease us R226!
by Anonymous | reply 228 | March 29, 2020 3:06 PM |
R226! You beast!
by Anonymous | reply 229 | March 29, 2020 3:49 PM |
Relax. Ramona's got this, you guys.
She encourages people to be POSITIVE.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | March 29, 2020 3:58 PM |
Andy is POZ enough for everyone.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | March 29, 2020 4:27 PM |
Andy Cohen just cannot die - his death would be way too symbolic of the end of an era, which frankly looks increasingly likely. However Andy will LIVE, he has an incredible spirit. He was even tweeting about the Gratedful Dead last night, so Flame and Freaks to r226.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | March 29, 2020 4:41 PM |
If he dies his son will live on knowing the man who bought him for a People magazine cover loved him.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | March 29, 2020 5:42 PM |
Wikipedia has him DEAD!
by Anonymous | reply 234 | March 29, 2020 8:44 PM |
No it doesn't.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | March 29, 2020 8:47 PM |
Are you blind r235? It still has him dead.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | March 29, 2020 8:52 PM |
Wiki does NOT list him as dead.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | March 29, 2020 8:58 PM |
R237, his death date was listed as today as of a few minutes ago. It's probably a false edit.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | March 29, 2020 9:00 PM |
^yeah Kathy Griffin is probably on the mend
by Anonymous | reply 239 | March 29, 2020 9:09 PM |
In the main body of the Wiki article, there is no death date and no mention of dying. However, in the side bar, there is indeed a date of death listed as today.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | March 29, 2020 9:17 PM |
Andy Cohan
by Anonymous | reply 241 | March 29, 2020 9:20 PM |
R242 keeps going in an editing Andy's Wiki page. She's going to get locked out forever!
by Anonymous | reply 243 | March 29, 2020 9:23 PM |
Ok r237, do you see the death date of TODAY now? Stop arguing when the facts are a click away. Wow am I glad I am not isolated with you, you are a stubborn bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | March 29, 2020 9:30 PM |
[quote] Ok [R237], do you see the death date of TODAY now? Stop arguing when the facts are a click away. Wow am I glad I am not isolated with you, you are a stubborn bitch.
That was not the person who initially disputed your claim, dear. It was someone else.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | March 29, 2020 9:33 PM |
They are all bitches r245.
Now that being said, is he dead OR NOT?
by Anonymous | reply 246 | March 29, 2020 9:38 PM |
I posted the Wiki link (because no one else had).
I don't see any confirmation of his passing anywhere online.
Not an Andy fan, but I'm hoping for his full recovery regardless.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | March 29, 2020 9:41 PM |
RIP Andy
by Anonymous | reply 248 | March 29, 2020 9:43 PM |
I'm no fan of Andy's either but I don't see how you can dislike someone so much that you're willing to engage in such a sick and hateful joke as this. Hopefully, he is okay and getting better.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | March 29, 2020 9:44 PM |
That's a really sick joke to change his wiki page
by Anonymous | reply 250 | March 29, 2020 9:46 PM |
I have a love/hate with Andy but seeing a death date on his Wiki makes me realize it’s love. Sure, he can be obnoxious and climbed a lot of social ladders and is probably not the best guy... but I don’t want him dead and realize he makes life more interesting.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | March 29, 2020 9:49 PM |
Why did R226 post 7 HOURS AGO that Andy died, which is 4 hours before the wiki page was changed!
by Anonymous | reply 252 | March 29, 2020 9:51 PM |
Some very sick trolls on DL these days. Worse than he usual lot.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | March 29, 2020 9:57 PM |
Has it been confirmed that he is dead yet?
by Anonymous | reply 254 | March 29, 2020 10:09 PM |
Op you're an asshole, nobody wants to get this virus, and all of you who agree with him are just as bad. Hope you all stay safe and well.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | March 29, 2020 10:28 PM |
Yep, it's there in left side bar summary:
[quote] Died March 29, 2020
I wonder if Andy did that himself so there would be rumors about him.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | March 29, 2020 10:46 PM |
Jesus Christ how small is your life, R256. Andy is a son. A father. He's an employer. He has many friends. He didn't post anything so stupid. YET YOUR STUPID comment perfectly reveals your bottom-feeding low IQ garbage character.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | March 29, 2020 11:04 PM |
Wiki says the date was added by an anonymous user. How do you make anonymous wikipedia edits? I thought everyone had to have a public username for transparency.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | March 29, 2020 11:06 PM |
R257 = Andy
by Anonymous | reply 259 | March 29, 2020 11:09 PM |
R259 = vile bitter jealous misanthrope
by Anonymous | reply 260 | March 29, 2020 11:10 PM |
He has a great smile. Love his charisma and spirit.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | March 29, 2020 11:12 PM |
Is anyone friends with Cohen or Cooper - on facebook or twitter whatever? Someone should message Cohen to take care of this shit. It's probably some slimy troll right on our DL who did this.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | March 29, 2020 11:15 PM |
It has already been corrected. If it keeps going back and forth they will temporarily lock it for anonymous updates.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | March 29, 2020 11:18 PM |
So is Bravo auditioning hosts for Watch What Happens Live yet? If
by Anonymous | reply 264 | March 29, 2020 11:19 PM |
Like on Kevin Sessums hate threads. Block 3 well-chosen people and threads of hundreds of posts are reduced by half.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | March 29, 2020 11:21 PM |
Alam Wernik was just announced as official funeral bartender.
Sarah Jessica Parker has tweeted about herself in Andy’s memory.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | March 30, 2020 12:21 AM |
Getting ready for a command memorial service performance.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | March 30, 2020 12:33 AM |
what will coke dealer in the meat packing district do now?
by Anonymous | reply 268 | March 30, 2020 12:36 AM |
It's official. Bravo announced they're renaming the show Watch What Happens Dead.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | March 30, 2020 3:43 AM |
This thread is down right disrespectful to a gay icon and brilliant tastemaker. Are you all insinuating Andy has HIV? How low brow. Why wish death upon him?
by Anonymous | reply 270 | March 30, 2020 5:40 AM |
r271 I need to be freed!
by Anonymous | reply 271 | March 30, 2020 1:03 PM |
[quote]This thread is down right disrespectful to a gay icon and brilliant tastemaker.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | March 30, 2020 1:25 PM |
[quote] Why wish death upon him?
It's called community service.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | March 30, 2020 2:16 PM |
Hi Andy/R270. Guess you’re not dead yet.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | March 30, 2020 2:54 PM |
"This thread is down right disrespectful to a gay icon and brilliant tastemaker."
What's a "tastemaker"...?
by Anonymous | reply 275 | March 30, 2020 3:17 PM |
r275, My god you are so uncultured. I cannot help you dear.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | March 30, 2020 4:30 PM |
Yes, because wonky eyed Cohen has excellent taste.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | March 30, 2020 5:33 PM |
TASTEMAKER??? Holy shit, trout faced, fake titted, fake haired, fake millionaires are good taste? He's single-handedly turned television into a fucking low-rent beauty pageant. And not a good pageant like Miss America, I'm talking Miss Oscar Meyer Weinermobile 1983.
TASTEMAKER? Good Jesus Christ on a polished cross.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | March 30, 2020 8:47 PM |
So much of that pic at R278 is regrettable.
Sooooo much.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | March 30, 2020 9:26 PM |
Come on he was a young(ish) gay in the early 90's it was....oh who am I kidding no one wore that.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | March 30, 2020 9:27 PM |
It’s International Male or no clothes at all. You choose.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | March 30, 2020 9:29 PM |
BUFF???? BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH Dough is more like it.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | March 30, 2020 9:30 PM |
On what planet is that considered buff?
by Anonymous | reply 284 | March 30, 2020 9:34 PM |
R284 Planet of Chrissymetz
by Anonymous | reply 285 | March 30, 2020 9:36 PM |
R278 Lord knows I cannot throw stones based on fashion choices in my youth, but Jesus Christ what was he thinking? Daisy Duke meets Fabio?
by Anonymous | reply 286 | March 30, 2020 9:40 PM |
Is he dead yet?
by Anonymous | reply 287 | March 30, 2020 9:41 PM |
Well, one thing's for sure -- she ain't gonna waste away anytime soon. I'll call the caterer and cancel the Shiva basket I had ordered.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | March 30, 2020 9:42 PM |
oh, she's FAT!
by Anonymous | reply 290 | March 30, 2020 11:50 PM |
He reunited with his son today, who was with a nanny. His doctors told him he was safe now.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | March 31, 2020 1:55 AM |
Okay - maybe I am wrong but this whole thing seems fishy, People are dying and he claims to have cured it with Tylenol and vitamin C? Is Cohen scummy enough to lie about Corona for media attention?
by Anonymous | reply 292 | March 31, 2020 2:20 AM |
I hope he gets better, but let’s be honest he peddles shit. The housewives are a disgusting franchise full of fake fights, fake tits, and ugly post-menopausal women acting like children.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | March 31, 2020 2:38 AM |
But r293, they're 'Divas" go DL loves them.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | March 31, 2020 3:03 AM |
so not go ^
by Anonymous | reply 295 | March 31, 2020 3:05 AM |
so not go ^
by Anonymous | reply 296 | March 31, 2020 3:05 AM |
[Quote] Daisy Duke meets Fabio?
🤣🤣🤣
by Anonymous | reply 297 | March 31, 2020 4:14 AM |
So I just saw a 10 minute piece on Andy on the Today show. More time devoted to him than actual Corona stories. He went from being diagnosed (when it was impossible to get tested) to being cured in 12 days? Come the fuck on - this guy lied about having Corona.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | March 31, 2020 1:53 PM |
It is a little suspicious. You're supposed to have two negative tests 24 hours apart before you're "cured". And it takes a few days to get results back from each.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | March 31, 2020 2:08 PM |
NBC owns BRAVO, so it's unsurprising that they're going to treat all things Andy as urgent and relevant news.
I am questioning now: did he really have the virus? He wouldn't make something like that up...
Would he?
by Anonymous | reply 300 | March 31, 2020 2:17 PM |
r300 I think he would. He was off-air with no press, I think he took the opportunity to get himself some press with his tie into the Today show. When he announced he has the Corona Virus people were balking because no one could get tested in NYC and when pressed about it he just said: "I dunno my doctor got it." The other thing is not removing his son from the home. The virus is airborne and lives on surfaces for days, why would you endanger a one year old that way?? This is a man who negotiated a people magazine cover BEFORE his baby was even born, and he has never changed his ways since he got the kid. He had the kid on a jet when he was less than a few weeks old, against Doctor's advice because he wanted to go to Miami. I would not put it past him. He is above all, an attention whore.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | March 31, 2020 4:54 PM |
I happened to hear one of Andy's recent Sirius radio broadcasts (which I mentioned upthread). His endlessly irritating Mother called in... and something seemed a little off. Actually, way off.
Andy may be a king of BS, but his mother, well, her reactions on the call were not those of a doting mom, thousands of miles away, whose only beloved son was ill with a potentially fatal illness. She was glib and casual and merely got defensive about her right to play bridge, use her gym, and socialize during this national health emergency. Her reactions did not feel truthful or authentic in the least.
If it turns out he was lying about this... I'd like to see him burned at a stake.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | March 31, 2020 5:19 PM |
R302 is clearly obsessed with this man she (claims to) hate.
She "happened" to listen to Andy's radio show...because that's what happens in the real world to healthy people--we "happen" to listen to radio shows hosted by people we hate.
OK, gurl. Get help.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | March 31, 2020 5:36 PM |
Speaking of obsession...
I usually don't play with the trolls. But R303, aren't you overdue in other threads to post your usual tired insane shit? [quote]There have already been several threads on this OP. Would it have killed you to have done a search before you posted this? Would it? What’s wrong with having a little consideration for others and doing a search first? Would it really have been that hard? Would it? Are you going to be able to give us an honest answer to this? Are you?
Meet THAT guy, DL.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | March 31, 2020 5:41 PM |
Speaking of obsession...
I usually don't play with the trolls. But [R303], aren't you overdue in other threads to post your usual tired insane shit?
[quote]There have already been several threads on this OP. Would it have killed you to have done a search before you posted this? Would it? What’s wrong with having a little consideration for others and doing a search first? Would it really have been that hard? Would it? Are you going to be able to give us an honest answer to this? Are you?
Meet THAT guy, DL.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | March 31, 2020 5:42 PM |
Is he a daywalker now?
by Anonymous | reply 306 | March 31, 2020 5:46 PM |
Thank God he's ok. Now he can get back to the important job of "Taste Making"!
by Anonymous | reply 307 | March 31, 2020 6:01 PM |
his mom is a certified cunt.
Like mother like daughter.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | March 31, 2020 6:13 PM |
So if he lied about having it, for attention... what happens if he really gets it now?
by Anonymous | reply 309 | March 31, 2020 6:22 PM |
I have no idea but the timeline seems phony. He tested positive for Corona and just 12 days later he has been declared virus-free and can play with his 1-year-old son again? According to most medical advice - At least 3 days (72 hours) have passed since recovery defined as resolution of fever without the use of fever-reducing medications and improvement in respiratory symptoms (e.g., cough, shortness of breath). So we have to assume he waited the 3 days with zero symptoms that puts his infectious time at 9 days?? Wow Andy must have Wolverine's healing factor or something - he got and recovered from Corona in 9 days!
by Anonymous | reply 310 | March 31, 2020 6:33 PM |
I hope he's exposed.
He follows this fun pop culture IG page that I'm also on and he made a comment about one of the posts, thinking he was so funny and charming and witty and got hammered by the page's followers. I think he was surprised at how much people can't stand him.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | March 31, 2020 6:43 PM |
Oh please let this be true that he faked it and gets busted, ruining his life and career
by Anonymous | reply 312 | March 31, 2020 7:18 PM |
[quote]Okay - maybe I am wrong but this whole thing seems fishy, People are dying and he claims to have cured it with Tylenol and vitamin C?
There's nothing to cure. You get over it in a about a week, just like you do the flu. Most people have moderate symptoms for a few days and that's about it.
I have a friend who had it and he felt cruddy for about 5 days and then was back to normal in less than a week.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | March 31, 2020 7:21 PM |
Is she dead yet?
by Anonymous | reply 314 | March 31, 2020 7:45 PM |
He is a con man, just like Dear Leader. I bet he did this as a publicity stunt, makes me hope he really gets covid-19 and croaks.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | March 31, 2020 7:48 PM |
He just made it up to get attention and have a break from being around his mail order baby.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | March 31, 2020 9:28 PM |
In order to be “recovered” from covid you have to have two back to back negative tests a few days apart. IF it were true then we wasted 3 valuable tests on this queen for what amounted to a bad cold. Sorry, but his story doesn’t add up. Doctors have been suggesting waiting at LEAST 7 days since ALL symptoms have gone away.
Cohen has always been an attention seeking famewhore. It’s not out of the question that he would make this up.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | March 31, 2020 9:34 PM |
Definitely faked it.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | March 31, 2020 9:58 PM |
Andy Smollett.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | March 31, 2020 9:59 PM |
Hoda referred to him today in her voice over as the “beloved talk show host.” I was like... clearly no one works at the Today Show frequents the DL.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | March 31, 2020 10:58 PM |
r303, You sound like a stupid ass bitch. Go away.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | March 31, 2020 11:03 PM |
Its very offensive to refer to gay men as female pronouns and though it can be done humorously when it repeatedly done so mean spiritedly it perpetuates the worst stereotypes about gay men and bigoted language of heteronormativity.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | March 31, 2020 11:15 PM |
Any celeb stupid enough to lie about having corona must want to commit career suicide.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | March 31, 2020 11:20 PM |
R159 Fuck yeah, and then some. He’s the worst.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | March 31, 2020 11:21 PM |
R323, he'll probably say he told his symptoms to his doctor and his doctor told him he probably has coronavirus, and it was only the press that said he actually "tested" positive.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | March 31, 2020 11:24 PM |
Even if he did have it he was selfish to get a test anyway. Doctors are pleading with people who think they have a mild case of it to please stay home and don’t bother getting one of the very limited tests. They’re needed for the very sick. What a selfish asshole. His kid is doomed.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | March 31, 2020 11:35 PM |
R273 it’s called self sacrifice, and for the good of humanity.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | March 31, 2020 11:51 PM |
R284 Ur-anus
by Anonymous | reply 328 | March 31, 2020 11:55 PM |
Well at the least the OP's thread title is now correct.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | March 31, 2020 11:59 PM |
R287 even if it isn’t so, can’t we all dream, dream of that better place without him. Just dream of what might have been. A world filled with love and joy and happiness and substance, and no more fuck’n housewives.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | April 1, 2020 12:01 AM |
TMZ posted a picture of his “reunion“ with baby so I call PR stunt
by Anonymous | reply 331 | April 1, 2020 2:51 AM |
Colton Underwood is 25 255 lbs of muscle in great shape. He and Cohen announced they both had Corona on the same day 3/20. Underwood said he would not be cleared until Monday to be with his girlfriend's family. Somehow Cohen, a 53 year old 5'4" hard drinking coke fiend was able to kick this faster than a 6'2" former NFL player.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | April 1, 2020 3:13 AM |
Thank fucking god my subject header is finally correct. Again, I'm sorry, and deserved far more "worse that Hitler/die in a grease fire" sentiments thrown my way by you bitches than I got. My heart is warm-ish.
Oh fuck, I'm warm-ish...it's Rona, isn't it!
by Anonymous | reply 333 | April 1, 2020 5:37 AM |
There were some callers on Howard Stern show today questioning if Andy was faking it.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | April 1, 2020 1:53 PM |
If he did fake it, I hope some kind of karma bites that fucker in that ass someday.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | April 1, 2020 2:05 PM |
How come rich cunts like him get a test for a simple cough while other have to be bear death to be tested? So sick of this shit.. I wish the old fuckheads who voted for Biden would die out already
by Anonymous | reply 336 | April 1, 2020 2:10 PM |
Andy Cohen is the Jussie Smollette of the cornoavirus.
I hope he gets exposed.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | April 1, 2020 2:12 PM |
r336 that is just it, when he announced on IG he had corona a bunch of people were calling him out on being able to get tested in NYC when no one could get tested in NYC at the time. He just replied "I dunno my doctor got it" It was all suspect. Now he miraculously is cured and able to be with his 1 year old 10 days after announcing he had the virus. As posted above Colton Underwood who is 25 and in excellent physical health with no asthma - was only cleared to be with people today.
I call BS.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | April 1, 2020 3:06 PM |
He clearly looks at his kid as a prop. I’m sure the nanny has more of a hand in raising it than Andy does. So sad. He definitely lied about having covid.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | April 1, 2020 3:11 PM |
I wonder if his personal trainer has it - Andy takes him everywhere. This is from January when he went to Miami after NYE.
"The father and son were also joined by a few friends including his buff personal trainer Stanislav Kravchenko."
by Anonymous | reply 340 | April 1, 2020 3:14 PM |
Debi Mazur - she announced she had it on 3/21, 4 days after she was tested. She said on day 10 her lungs felt heavy but she is improving. She is still in quarantine.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | April 1, 2020 8:31 PM |
Debi has no reason to be a famewhore. I believe her, unlike...
by Anonymous | reply 342 | April 1, 2020 11:30 PM |
Debi, talking about how she is almost symptom free after two weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | April 1, 2020 11:36 PM |
Idris Elba - announced before Andy Cohen - still not in cleared.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | April 2, 2020 12:33 AM |
Yeah but Andy is much younger and in much better shape than Idris Elba. Andy is a young stud, 30 max, who has lived a healthy lifestyle and has kept his nose clean! His HIV test result is always, “Why are you even taking me, you total top with a rockin’ immune system?”
by Anonymous | reply 345 | April 2, 2020 12:39 AM |
Most of these celebrities have had mild symptoms, which is what most people get. They're up doing Instagram posts and videos, so they don't feel that bad. Chris Cuomo is still hosting his nightly show.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | April 2, 2020 12:52 AM |
r346 not the point - mild or not no one except for Andy has had a miraculous recovery in 10 days and despite everyone else having to be in a minimum 14 day quarantine. Andy was back with his son on day 11. I think we are calling bullshit since he admitted he has asthma, is over 50, is a heavy drinker and pot smoker and according to more than a few people is a heavy drug user.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | April 2, 2020 1:59 AM |
Pathetic bitter Andy haters on this thread who think Andy made it up. You will die alone in your shitty apartments. If you're lucky, your cats will eat you before they die, too.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | April 2, 2020 2:24 AM |
Thanks Andy at R348!
Now go plan your next big lie that you have cancer.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | April 2, 2020 2:26 AM |
r349 I am guessing there will be some story with his kid soon. Not developing fast enough or some other esoteric thing that sounds like being on the spectrum but not really so he can get another cover and a few stories out of it. He will milk that kid for all it is worth, probably write a parenting book, something like BRAVO BEN - Raising a child in a reality world.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | April 2, 2020 2:40 AM |
Real Housekids of Reality Television! The cover will feature an adorbs photo of Andy and Ben in matching pajamas, pretending to be quarantined. There will be puzzles, games, recipes, and funny comments in the margins from SJP and Matthew, Kelly and Marc, and Sandra Bernhard: all of Andy's celeb parent besties.
It's gonna be huge.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | April 2, 2020 2:45 AM |
a whole chapter on how he had corona and could not see his precious baby for fear of endangering him, while still keeping him in the same NYC apartment with an airborne virus that can live in the air for 12 hours...what a thoughtful parent.
I can't wait for the chapter full of celebrity recipes! Nene Leaks Peacan Pie!
by Anonymous | reply 352 | April 2, 2020 2:57 AM |
Everybody knows that babies can't get coronavirus.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | April 2, 2020 3:05 AM |
But can they fuck a dog?
by Anonymous | reply 354 | April 2, 2020 3:09 AM |
Why yall was runny yall mouths about Andy and Corona.
He was running to the bank.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | April 2, 2020 6:37 AM |
I am guessing r253 is the dumbest of trolls.
Oh. And Andy is definitely faking it and in all likelihood started the RIP Andy rumor here and on Wikipedia.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | April 2, 2020 10:58 AM |
Having scanned all of the celebs who have announced they have corona - it appears Andy is the miracle of the bunch having only had to deal with it for 10 days. He could actually be Jesus because he is a miracle.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | April 3, 2020 3:27 PM |
Posted in the famous people who are poz thread: Andy's besty, John Benjamin Hickey had CV... and also made a miraculous recovery, though the timeline doesn't sound as sketchy.
Please god....let SJP be okay!
by Anonymous | reply 358 | April 3, 2020 3:32 PM |
r358 - hmm no he says he was sick for two weeks. Much more than the 10 days Jesus Cohen recovered and exposed his 1-year-old to his virus-free coke-addled body.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | April 3, 2020 3:37 PM |
He’ll be back to tying up Latino twunks in bondage in no time!
by Anonymous | reply 360 | April 3, 2020 3:44 PM |
[quote]and exposed his 1-year-old to his virus-free coke-addled body
Gurl, if you only knew the shit I'd seen in my home already. Virus, schmirus. We're talking dead rentboys.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | April 3, 2020 3:47 PM |
Some of you are dumb as rocks. He could have had it much longer than the day he officially find out i.e., the test. Just because he announced he had corono on such such date doesn't mean he got it on that day or within that past week. It could have been two weeks prior.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | April 3, 2020 6:44 PM |
Faked it.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | April 3, 2020 6:51 PM |
r362 sorry no - he announced he was COV positive after getting tested by his doctor because he had "symptons." He somehow got a test when no one could get a test, and could not say how he got the test. Then 10 days later he was cleared? I call bs.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | April 3, 2020 7:19 PM |
So Andy is over Coronavirus, but he’s still POZ, right?
by Anonymous | reply 365 | April 3, 2020 9:05 PM |
Not sure if he is POZ but he is a POS
by Anonymous | reply 366 | April 3, 2020 9:57 PM |
I fucking love that Andy is so hated, people are accusing him of faking having COVID.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | April 3, 2020 10:43 PM |
You all know that I love pussy!
by Anonymous | reply 368 | April 3, 2020 11:31 PM |
I hope everyone realizes the irony of the Beverly Hills housewives accusing Yolanda Foster of faking Lyme disease the Orange County housewives accused someone of faking cancer.
It’s a very Andy storyline.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | April 3, 2020 11:59 PM |
When it comes out that he faked this, who will play Andy in the Law and Order:SVU 'ripped from the headlines' episode?
Discuss.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | April 4, 2020 12:01 AM |
I vote Lovitz.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | April 4, 2020 2:58 AM |
Some gross gay Canadian who works on the Howard Stern show and who once with out with Andy Cohen even told Strrn this week that he thinks Cohen is lying his coke-addled ass off about having this. And Andy Cohen is a darling of the new ‘woke’ Howard. So when they’re coming for her. You know it’s fishy.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | April 4, 2020 4:17 AM |
This just gets curious and curious-er, doesn't it?
Andy talks about loss of appetite, then plugs a bistro in his neighborhood. Beyond that (and a humblebrag about losing a lot of weight), not a word about any symptoms of the virus--you know, those symptoms that prompted him to get tested in the first place, when no one else in NYC could get hold of a test. Like pain, discomfort, respiratory distress.
[quote]When I got my results back, one of my best friends who lives a block away was about a week into his own diagnosis and really going through it. I just kind of modeled what I needed to do after what he was doing.
Please read between the lines here, dear DLers. Andy is lying about this entire thing--he's practically admitting as much in plain sight--and using it as a PR opportunity.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | April 4, 2020 7:31 PM |
r380 I missed that - that is Chris Wilding - who has the best stories. Funny Cohen listens to Stern regularly and calls in all the time. I am shocked he did not call in to defend himself.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | April 4, 2020 9:18 PM |
It's heartening to hear stories of relatively mild progress of the disease .
by Anonymous | reply 384 | April 4, 2020 9:22 PM |
[quote]Pathetic bitter Andy haters on this thread who think Andy made it up. You will die alone in your shitty apartments. If you're lucky, your cats will eat you before they die, too
Whoa, my heart is heavy, this is one of the most tragic sad posts I ever read....not what he said, but the fact there is actually an Andy Cohen fan.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | April 4, 2020 9:37 PM |
r385 his mom has dl
by Anonymous | reply 386 | April 4, 2020 10:20 PM |
Epidemiologists now say that they’ve found a significant share of infected people are asymptomatic. They have no symptoms at all. (They figured this out by studying people who were trapped on a cruise ship, all of whom were tested and many of whom had antibodies but never were ill.)
It is *possible* that Cohen was asymptomatic, that he got the test because it was the trendy and elite thing to do since it was so exclusive, and then found out he had contracted it and was told to stay away from his young child for a period of time.
It’s possible.
But again, he is the type of person who probably would even fake a disease like this for attention, and he does get off on those fake-disease housewives storylines. So he probably did.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | April 4, 2020 10:25 PM |
Hope someone calls into his home made show and ambushes with...how did you get a test when no one else could and get the results so fast.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | April 4, 2020 10:31 PM |
r387 according to him he was symptomatic. He has the aches and pains, the chills and the problems breathing - according to him - he just only had it for 10 days. From test to announcement he was COV+ to his announcement 10 days later he was virus-free.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | April 4, 2020 10:32 PM |
Fuckin' bug-eyed drama queen.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | April 4, 2020 10:46 PM |
Fuck you all. Andy doesn't need to lie for attention. And he was one of the best bosses I ever had.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | April 4, 2020 11:04 PM |
R391 did he pay you in cocaine?
by Anonymous | reply 392 | April 4, 2020 11:16 PM |
Andy Cohen? I don't know her.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | April 4, 2020 11:25 PM |
Didn’t Al Stewart do a song in the late ‘70s called “Andy Cohen had the Coronavirus?”
by Anonymous | reply 394 | April 4, 2020 11:30 PM |
That was The Year of The Scat
by Anonymous | reply 395 | April 4, 2020 11:34 PM |
r391 - he lies constantly - He did an article where he said he was going to fire Porsha - he can't fire anyone. He is constantly referred to as Bravo Exec - he is not. He went on a date with a guy and during the date pulled out his phone to call for a lyft and said "is it rude I am calling a life while we are talking?"
by Anonymous | reply 396 | April 5, 2020 12:40 AM |
LATINO TWUNK BONDAGE WITH COCAINE
by Anonymous | reply 397 | April 5, 2020 4:41 PM |
He's had the cocaina-virus for several years.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | April 5, 2020 5:22 PM |
Is he suffering? Did he die yet? One can only hope.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | April 5, 2020 5:27 PM |
This just in Cohen announced he has Parkinson and Hodkins Lymphoma - he should be cured in 5-6 days.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | April 6, 2020 1:45 AM |
"Hello. I'm Andy Cohen. And I'm a survivor of astigmatism."
by Anonymous | reply 401 | April 6, 2020 2:16 AM |
[quote]This just in Cohen announced he has Parkinson and Hodkins Lymphoma - he should be cured in 5-6 days.
You forgot Fibromaygia.
by Anonymous | reply 402 | April 6, 2020 3:49 AM |
r402 well I have Alzheimer's just waiting on that Cohen cure.
by Anonymous | reply 403 | April 6, 2020 1:12 PM |
Is she dead yet?
by Anonymous | reply 404 | April 6, 2020 1:23 PM |
r404 No Rose - she's alive and well and living her best life in quarantine.
by Anonymous | reply 405 | April 6, 2020 4:08 PM |
Watch Corona Fakers Live!
by Anonymous | reply 406 | April 6, 2020 10:58 PM |
He is reveling in his covid weight loss. While everyone else is blimping out, he is svelte and aware of it. His mugging on Insta stories is nauseating. He is like Oprah back when she was skinny. Completely smug and unable to imagine letting this thin version of themselves go. Just wait, Andy... just wait.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | April 7, 2020 12:48 AM |
He'll gain that weight back in a week, the fat pig.
by Anonymous | reply 408 | April 7, 2020 2:09 AM |
r407 Oprah was that thin for like 1 hour - after that show she immediately started gaining weight by osmosis.
by Anonymous | reply 409 | April 7, 2020 2:16 AM |
Yes, Oprah wheeled out that red wagon of fake fat on her show and the minute the cameras were turned off, she slathered it in ketchup and ate it.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | April 7, 2020 2:19 AM |
That was true when Oprah went on her liquid diet in ‘88. But remember she had years of being super fit and glam. (Tom Cruise jumping on the couch era.)
by Anonymous | reply 411 | April 7, 2020 1:28 PM |
r411 weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | April 7, 2020 1:29 PM |
The backlash from Corona faking - Cohen has stopped all talk and press about him having Corona. Meanwhile, the Gov is calling for anyone who had it and recovered to be tested for the anti-body - Hmm wonder why he shut up.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | April 8, 2020 1:05 PM |
LOL I was watching his WWHL with Nene - he made a comment that it was just him and Ben in his apartment. Umm. No. You have a manny and a housekeeper and you make one of your WWHL staff come over when you do your show.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | April 8, 2020 7:05 PM |
Second stage syphilis
by Anonymous | reply 415 | April 8, 2020 7:43 PM |
Ha, R414, you just reminded me of one of my most beloved pop-culture-trash moments: when Kim Z called into Watch What Happens Live while Nene was on and Nene screamed over her the ENTIRE time Kim was talking, "CLOSE YA LAIGS TA MARRIED MEN! CLOSE YA LEGS TA MARRIED MEN, TRAISH BOX! TRAISH BOX! TRAISH BOX! CLOSE YA LAIGS, TRAISH BOX! GO TO BED, KEEYIM. GO TO BED, KEEYIM, IT'S LATE IN ALANNA! GOOD NIGHT! GOOD NIGHT! TIME FOR BED, TRASH BOX! TRASH BOX! TRASHY! HO! WHORE!"
HAHAHAHA.
I can't stand Cohen anymore and I stopped watching all the Housewives except NYC years ago, but that whole bizarre confrontation will always warm my cockles!
by Anonymous | reply 416 | April 8, 2020 8:06 PM |
Aww, bless your heart R416 for thinking that was spontaneous and not at all scripted.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | April 8, 2020 8:30 PM |
Nene is a trash talking cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 418 | April 9, 2020 12:10 AM |
Good night wig.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | April 9, 2020 12:49 AM |
because he could not facetime and he ain't wearing a mask. !0 bucks say she called Anderson to do this because he is freaked out about being found out he faked it.
by Anonymous | reply 421 | April 9, 2020 3:11 AM |
Thank you all, for all the Laughs!
What a break from the apocalypse doom and gloom.
Now Andy can do a public service WWHL from the front lines! He would be just fine, since he’s recovered? Get some of those in the trenches stories.
Would still have to turn the story back to him and his sacrifice.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | April 9, 2020 6:02 AM |
Honestly, it is a pandemic. We are supposed to believe that paparazzi are camped out in front of Andy Cohen's apartment to catch Anderson Cooper doing an in-person visit? Please.
by Anonymous | reply 423 | April 9, 2020 1:14 PM |
R423 Ryan Phillippe posted a photo of himself running one day last week, and wrote "I guess paparazzi are considered essential workers..."
by Anonymous | reply 424 | April 9, 2020 3:27 PM |
r424 yeah but no paparazzi are hanging out Cohen's apartment. That is like stalking Tori Spelling. No one is, she calls the them.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | April 9, 2020 6:29 PM |
I’m still cackling over Andy Cohen = pocket Gay Strutting with those shorts and that hair! 😂😂😂
by Anonymous | reply 426 | April 9, 2020 6:56 PM |
For those of you that have FF'd the OP, so that it's lined out, can you please explain.... WHY?
I can't think of a less controversial issue.
Is it because you HATE Andy Cohen and don't want a thread about him? Or because you LOVE him and didn't like that some posters were negative?
by Anonymous | reply 427 | April 9, 2020 7:38 PM |
R418 Yes, she very well may be, but at least she keeps her legs closed to married men.
by Anonymous | reply 428 | April 9, 2020 7:41 PM |
Is she dead yet?
by Anonymous | reply 429 | April 10, 2020 6:16 PM |
He is witty, handsome, AND inspirational, R430.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | April 10, 2020 7:19 PM |
Hmm lives alone with Ben - so what he life a 1-year-old alone in his apartment?
by Anonymous | reply 432 | April 10, 2020 7:36 PM |
left - he left a 1 year old to go get wine.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | April 10, 2020 7:57 PM |
R433 Anderson Cooper was visiting. Andy left Ben in Anderson’s capable hands to diddle while he ran out.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | April 10, 2020 7:59 PM |
r434 no no - Anderson just waved outside the window. Andy made a big point of it on his show that it is just He and Ben in his apartment. It would be pretty reckless of him to have someone come in every day and take care of Ben because he would be exposing his son to potential infection (no control over the caregiver and where they go). He is either a fucking liar or a fucking neglective parent who left his kid alone to go get wine.
by Anonymous | reply 435 | April 10, 2020 8:53 PM |
R435 Neglective is not a word but I like it anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | April 10, 2020 9:04 PM |
I have to make up words now to describe Andy.
by Anonymous | reply 437 | April 11, 2020 1:37 AM |
R437 Neglicunt also applies to his parenting.
by Anonymous | reply 438 | April 11, 2020 1:38 AM |