Kellyanne Conway's new hairstyle

And when did Yamiche Alcindor become a nun?

Now that her rotting soul has pretty much ravaged her face, it's moving on to her hair follicles.

She looks like a tranny in a $17 wig.

George ordered a new wig for her on Amazon.

It looks like Nancy Reagan discovered she had the coronavirus.

Was that microphone set-up expecting a "little person"?

Is she smuggling the body parts of her husband from the home murder scene under that wig?

Follow-up question: WHY did this happen??

50% off from Happy Tress wig shop. That's why it looks cheap and hideous.

Looking at her made me want to cross myself! It is a demon in human form!

It’s a hair homage to her Dear Leader.

Everyone quiet! Kellyanne's breasts have an important announcement.

She does have big tits. Silicone or saline?

She look more hideous than ever! GOOD!

George is getting more action. Woo hoo!

This woman is a hag and I'm not being mean. She looks like she needs a two year vacation, lay off the bleach and let her hair get healthy again and put some weight on.

Here it is March 6th

It's an effort to match things up!

Warning:

Margaret Thatcher wants her suit back. No one wants the shoes, tights and whatever that is above the neckline.

Lahoma Van Zandt

This is what happens when you piss off the gays.

She look a like a man

She looks like a drag queen wearing his mother's 1960s clothes. Poor old cunt.

What's that r18?

Karma is real.

My ,my.

Hag. !

she looks like some queen who thew together her Kellyanne drag from a thrift store next to a convalescent home

She looks like one of those trannies that brags about how they have to use tampons now. Disgusting!

Different bone structure, smattering of press, awkward stance... I’m pretty sure this is a trans politician or activist of some sort. The secret service would have immediately tackled that hair.

When she was being resurrected from the crypt this morning she didn't have time to do her hair.

Thank goodness someone else is taking some DL heat.

[quote]And when did Yamiche Alcindor become a nun?

All she needs is a black bonnet and she'd fit right in 1690s era Salem, MA.

She looks like she was just dropped from a great height.

Is she going to tell us "it's contained?"

Nasty cunt regardless of how she wears her hair.

Gurl!

If you can make St. John look bad - stay inside.

I wonder if her cackle of "gay best friends" report back to her how lovingly we always talk about her.

It's not a wig- if you dare to look closely, the roots are about 4" silver/white, then the straw blonde color starts.

That’s not kellyanne That’s a man in drag

She looks like a plastic store mannequin with a Barbie hair wig.

What a fucking cunt.

She is educated, experienced, and has money. How is it that she goes out looking like that? Where is the disconnect and why did it become so disconnected?

When the haters hate, hold your head up high, gurl.

You are the prettiest crypt keeper in all of Trumplandia!

A good surgeon could break that jaw and remove about an inch of it on either side.

After she heals, she would love the result.

She needs the Rachel Zoe makeover- remember when she looked like the Cryptkeeper too?

Fuck, if that's the case [R44], at this point I'll do it with a hammer for free.

Why stop at the jaw?

We're all lining up to take our turn.

She's going to audition for the revival of Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Trump's cock has been cast as the Inch.

She looks like a JC Penny’s mannequin from the 80s

Good God I didn't think she could do anything to look even more haggish, but she's done it. She'd better do whatever she can to keep that husband because I can't imagine any other man marrying her, unless she goes after a poor one desperate for a sugar hag.

Does she even bother to look in a mirror before she leaves the house in the morning?

The fact that a hideous hag like that dyes her hair blonde, ostensibly because she thinks it makes her look sexier, tells you everything you'd ever want to know about her. It tells me she's delusional to an degree.

Oh Tammy! You’ve come back to me!

Turkey in the straw

Maybe she stopped in and had it done by whoever does Boris Johnson.

She's survived this long because she's thisclose with Pence. She was his before she was Trump's cheerleader. And Pence harbors deluded fantasies that he will be President someday- with Kellyanne's witchy help.

Savage Beauty

Yamiche is a roly-poly lil thing.

Is she still saying everything is contained?

The only thing coming out of this cunt's mouth that is not a lie is Pence's cock and even then, only when Mother is busy having a seance with her rubber duck.

[quote]She needs the Rachel Zoe makeover-

Oh wow, I had completely forgotten that she even exists. Is she still alive? I vaguely remember her husband was sort of hot.

Who is this lovely?

Black pantyhose????

Nah. Necrotic legs.

[quote]You are the prettiest crypt keeper in all of Trumplandia!

Ahem.

She needed some softness around her face.

I like the purple suit.

r63 yah. She has a monthly subscription box called, "Box of Style" or something like that, as well as her own clothing line. She looks pretty good, although her neck and chest are tragic:

R68 A pillow pressed firmly over her face would work.

What is it with Republican women. They're stuck in the 1980s. They all dye their hair bright blonde. And they insist on wearing it long, even the ones with longer faces (Kellyanne, Coulter). Long hair doesn't flatter an older face. It doesn't flatter a longer face. Why not just get a nice shoulder-length bob? It's very flattering, and it doesn't scream "I'm stuck in the 80s!"

She looks like one of those transgender women, who have been women for three days, who thinks she passes and frets that she will be "clocked" at the grocery store if they run into someone spectacularly perspective who will guess that they were born a man.

I can't figure out why a house hasn't landed on her yet.

She's tight with Rebekah Mercer, and close to Steve Bannon, who was also funded by Rebekah. They all have ties to the launch and sustaining of Breibart. During the 2015-16 campaign period, Kellyanne worked for Ted Cruz prior to transitioning to Trump.

She is a right-wing ideologue, and she doesn't hesitate to lie if it serves her agenda. She gets highly paid for her polling and her campaign operative services.

She owns the record as the fastest blueberry packer in New Jersey.

I heard from a reputable source that her pussy hair is in cornrows now too.

[R74] We're working on it!

[R72] Because "the 80's" is the last time Trump, Bannon, etc. could see their own cocks.

It's a Remembrance of Things Past for frat weasels.

When no high quality pee pee girls are around and the urge is overwhelming, access to certain convenient beatches will do. So happy Ho-pe is back.

Wow, George really hates her!

Ann Coulter looks positively fresh-faced next to Kellyanne.

Lol…it looks like an animal pelt! She should have some type of contest with Joy Reid…who would win said contest. Oh my.

Poor thing, bless her heart.

She looks like something out of a German granny porn movie, from circa 1988.

How very...specific, r84.

A rag, a bone and a hank of hair. Can she make herself any more hideous?

R86 Please don't dare her. We can't take any more.

Who's the little short fat black guy in the nun's habit in the OP photo? LOL

Kellyanne Conway looking in a mirror.

She looks like she stuck her finger in the electrical socket.

Looks like eating disorder hair, the consistency is like cotton candy

Is she using Trumps hairdresser?

Wasn't she supposed to be the opioid czar at one point?

I guess that job entails sampling the drugs.

While she was never, IMO, pretty per se, Kellyanne looked reasonably professional and healthy three years ago.

Anne Coulter looks better because Anne Coulter thrives on hatred and evil because they are a form of attention. Kellyanne is a lying piece of shit, but I don't think she enjoys the negativity the way that Anne does because she doesn't have the temperament of a true attention whore. She tried to fake being an attention whore with the suit at the inauguration, but it didn't 100% gel. Now she's standing int he path of a shit cyclone and it's taking an actual toll.

She actually looked pretty decent in 1998. The standup routine is pretty horrendous tho.

r89 - When it should be....

It's definitely not her best look.

She HAS a best look?

[quote]It's definitely not her best look.

Unfortunately, her best look and her worst look are indistinguishable.

The job will age you. Look how she started out...a young, patriotic spring chicken!

My first thought, R1. After awhile the sheer numbing effect of being shocked all the time about what comes out of this administration makes one want to see the humor, albeit the gallows humor, in the administration.

Kellyanne looks good in that photo. Certainly an improvement on this:

Is that ALIVE?

I look better even when I’m in my “I haven’t been to the gym in two weeks and I don’t give a f*ck how my hair is and I’m only wearing sweats to go to the grocery store” mood. My question is, if I can look better when I put in no effort/look like hot hell in a handbasket- how is it that she put in the effort to put on makeup and an outfit....and look worse?

I try not to go there with people’s appearances but Jesus this lady always looks like she’s been up since the night before.

Does she drink booze and smoke all night and then head into work with no shower? I don’t get it. She is worth eight figures yet looks like a pan handler.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Her hair is so dry and over-bleached. The most interesting thing about his awful, awful, woman is that her hair has not simply broken off and fallen from her head.

Long hair on older people doesn't look good unless you're Cousin Itt without the profound underbite.

She needs to add some healthy weight and up the nutrition. She may be taking certain medication that attributes to the haggard appearance. Some major stress is happening with her.

She's still standing, R108. So not nearly enough stress. Bring it on. Pile it on. Level that bitch.

I bet if you could view her WhatsApp messages, you would see raw treason.

That goes for the lot of those thugs. I‘d bet that they somehow hacked the vote totals and that she knew it was a done deal in the weeks before the campaign (if not sooner).

I bet sh's wearing a cheap wig, at her age and with all the processing her real hair is thin with bald patches.

Why would anyone buy a wig that looked that bad? Why even try to sell it?

Kellyanne must think the style/wig gives her the Farrah Fawcett look.

Doesn't work well.

Kellyanne needs a shorter haired wig like Phyllis Diller had.

Even the Betty Bangs Drag Queen act has a better wig choice.

That photo at R53 doesn't even look like her. She seemed to disappear for awhile. Then when I saw her on TV again, she looked "refreshed". Maybe it was just good lighting.

Maybe she stole one of Trumps hairpieces this is what it looks like when it's blown out.

Uh oh, she got into trump's bronzer.

She was away from the media awhile except for some regular Twitter posts, frequently re-tweeting comments of others.

Her face does appear somewhat different. Maybe a bit of a facelift or work around the eyes and nose?

R118 How long before SmellyAnne looks like this?

She looks *awful* in r118. But that’s the best her hair has looked, it looks like she had a keratin treatment which I’m sure her hair soaked up like the bottom of a Slurpee. She still needs three inches cut off, but it’s an ashier blonde which suits her and it really looks less like fried eggs.

Here’s the thing with her. She goes for the 80’s make-up she loved as a girl — heavy on the eyeliner and mascara, not-subtle eyeshadow shades, and then of course a silver frosted lipstick. The nude-adjacent lip with the whorey “dirty” eyes — we’ve all been there. And while we all know the hair overhaul she needs (monthly keratin treatments?), what she needs is a *real* makeup artist. She needs her palette to go WAY more natural, her eyes should be soft vanillas and warm taupe for day-ware, maybe for evening she adds a slight bronze crease shade. All should be matte, she needs to STOP with the satin/shimmer/frost shit.

She can use liquid eyeliner, but only on the upper lid, and the color should be a mid-to-deep olive. Her lower liner should be an olive pencil with the slightest liquid to pop the lash line, nothing heavy on the bottom. Mascara should be a *much* lighter formula, and she needs to work on training her lashes to do an outward “cat eye” edge, it will lift the eye upward and make her eyes look much younger. Her cheeks should be a soft, sheer peach. Her lip should be a regular old-fashioned very sheer coral, not pure matte, but zero glimmer/sparkle. Think Revlon lipstick, easy, cheap, not to saturated with hue.

As others have said, her biggest challenge is being grossly underweight, and I’m sure it’s because a) she knows George is ready to divorce her and b) she’s worried George will write a tell-all. Personally, I like her Margaret Thatcher outfit, it’s classic — but she ruined it with those pumps, those tights, and that thrift shop necklace. Worst accessories I’ve ever seen. A nude hose with low black patent leather kitten heels would have worked better, and I don’t like necklaces over a tweed jacket unless it’s open.

Kelly’s style icon should be Nancy, who is always fucking perfectly coordinated, from her tee to her suit to her bangles to her chunky necklaces.....plus the simplicity and sophistication of Nancy’s Italian clothing is something Kelly should appreciate being from the NE — I don’t know *why* she can’t look at herself objectively. Kelly needs to accept that she ain’t Ms. Thang when it comes to fashion and beauty.

Maybe once they divorce she’ll give herself a makeover? If she just did her makeup as described here, she would look ten years younger. Oh! She needs her own lighting tech at all times too, like Oprah.

Perhaps every hairdressing professional in the D.C. Metro area is in quarantine?

Isn't that woman a bit too old, and late (or a bit early), to dress up as old hag for Halloween? That's Kellyanne Conway? Nevermind.

After seeing her looking like this, Trump is like ...

[quote] Kelly’s style icon should be Nancy....

Okay, R121. Talk us through this. How would it work for Kellyanne?

I asked my dog how he thought she looks and he said “Ruff!”

R1/1 already talked through it.

Why SNL hasn't cast Kristen Chenoweth as Kelly Anne is beyond me. KC would be down with uglying herself up to bring down the KAC.

R128 She would probably be flattered if Kristen Chenoweth was casted as her. They need someone like this (Dale Dickey), although she would have to retrain ber voice

She looks like some old homeless woman who's been given a bath and a nice dress.

R130 Except I wouldn't call that dress "nice." I'd call it Goodwill donated.

she looks like someone threw her off the back of a truck

You bitches are cruel, but I can't stop laughing!

That's our gal Kellyanne!

R134, George doesn't look like he has the stamina for that. Kelly probably has to take charge.

Kellyanne is her old self. She referred to the Corona Virus as "Kung-Flu" while sparring with reporters.

Kellyanne is not just a cunt. She is THE cunt. She is the cunt of cunts. The cunt is dead, long live the cunt.

She looks like she just came from the late early 90s

r138, those were her glory years.

Isn’t her husband of Eurasian descent?

Oh geeze, another presenting hole thread

Reminds me of Edna Krabappel.

She needs to protect her hair.

Me, I'm getting ready to do my exercises in the Senate pool. Just waiting for that hot bear, Pompeo, to show as I decide what strokes to take today.

She needs a hot oil treatment.

She looks like a seriously busted cross dresser