What Should I Wear On My Hands?

The Hope Diamond?

Use a big, black sharpie -- "Kiss MY" Left Hand / "Ass" Right Hand.

Good luck! Go make some new friends.

Plastic gloves?

White silk gloves. Plastic gloves are tacky.

put a condom on each finger.

Crisco from last night.

The only plastic gloves I have are black. They’re for like painting and using chemicals and stuff. Will that look weird? They match my jacket. But would it be less conspicuous if I wore like bandaids on my fingers instead? Just over my fingerprints, not like Michael Jackson.

Sorry, that was me at r7

I am not wearing anything on my hands to shop . That would look silly. Instead, I am bringing a pair of prongs to the grocery store to pick up various items off the shelf.

Your best washing up gloves.

Yellow dishwashing gloves and swimming goggles.

The same gear you use when you're giving hand jobs.

Mind meld R10

I’m in the parking lot. I’m gonna go: bare handed!

People are lurking outside of Whole Foods like muggers.

Prepare for a catfight in loo roll aisle.

Wear a space suit. Don’t just cover your fingers, OP!

If you're that worried about how stylish your hands will be during this, you deserve to get the Kung flu.

Mink, of course.

Show your team spirit while safely shopping! Defeat Coronavirus! Go Team Humanity!

Black velvet elbow length gloves. To the produce section.

Black satin opera gloves, OP. They look very stylish while clutching your pearls.

Mittens. And don't forget to take tongs so you can pull stuff off the shelves.

Faye needs sanitizer!

Also, Joan Crawford lived her whole life without Purell.

Is that her real hand R23?

Your lovely collection of cocktail rings from QVC.

White kid gloves and a cunning little hat.

Only your wedding ring. It will protect you from all evil.

The last time I went I forgot my plastic gloves. I used two plastic produce bags to pick up everything.

Legwarmers.

[QUOTE] Joan Crawford lived her whole life without Purell.

The DL pandemic mantra.

These:

Here we have another cunt OP who can't use his brain without first consulting DL.

Pathetic

Emerald bracelets!

Stick your finger in your ass and then offer it to people to smell. They’ll forget all about the virus.

"Food grade quality long arm Premier five finger gloves. Suitable for artificial insemination and obstetrics investigations."

FYI, for anyone else who has trouble with basically all things related to living in a body: it turns out, it is possible to actually burn holes in your skin by spraying your hands with 96% rubbing alcohol. Learn from my mistakes, kids.

Rings on your fingers and bells on your toes!