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Cindy Crawford's Deranged Son Got Another Face Tattoo
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 20, 2020 2:14 PM |
And that one is even uglier and stupider than the first one.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 17, 2020 7:51 PM |
Has Presley lost is marbles or is he on high-octane drugs?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 17, 2020 7:52 PM |
He's a bored rich kid who reacts to it being pointed by "owning his critics" with getting an even dumber tattoo.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 17, 2020 7:54 PM |
My guess is a serious case of affluenza combined with just not being all that bright.
At least the parents can pay for the laser treatments and reconstructive surgery he'll need when he comes out of his Lil Pump phase.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 17, 2020 7:57 PM |
Sheen ignores for the most part. He really is a rotten parent.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 17, 2020 7:57 PM |
There could be no bigger Fuck You to his Mom than covering the gorgeous face he inherited from her in trash ink.
I don't know what did (or didn't) happen to him during his childhood, but he clearly hates his parents. Particularly Mom.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 17, 2020 7:58 PM |
I am sure the kid could find something to getvpassionate about...look at Trumps kids, they got into shooting exotic animals.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 17, 2020 8:01 PM |
He was never gorgeous. Neither of her kids are. He was cute.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 17, 2020 8:04 PM |
I think this will be helpful to Presley, in case he gets lost and forgets where he lives.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 17, 2020 8:11 PM |
He looks like a scarecrow with an ok face.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 17, 2020 8:13 PM |
How old is this kid? When does the rebellion phase end?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 17, 2020 8:15 PM |
He must be into drugs and/or have mental illness. It’s a pathetic cry for attention and it’s sad. Meanwhile, his mother continues to only post glamorous selfies of herself.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 17, 2020 8:20 PM |
I think he's 19, r11.
I have a son who's 17, and if he got even one tattoo (which is illegal for under-18s where we live), I would stop his allowance AND his room and board. And he knows it.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 17, 2020 8:25 PM |
In the past, rich kids like him would be send to a Swiss sanatorium, never to return.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 17, 2020 8:28 PM |
R2 What makes you think it's either-or?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 17, 2020 8:29 PM |
I'd smack his smug little face and threaten to disinherit him if he didn't immediately remove that shit.
Money talks.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 17, 2020 8:41 PM |
The next one will be above his eyebrow. It’ll probably be his sister’s name. Or his own name. He’s seems dumb enough for that...
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 17, 2020 8:50 PM |
*He
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 17, 2020 8:50 PM |
Does the LA stand for Lame Ass?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 17, 2020 8:55 PM |
Everyone rebels for a period - but this shit has been normalized so much by current 'stars'. The tattoo march keeps getting ratched up - first it was a few random tattoos, then it was sleeves, then neck tattoos, now face.
Once everything becomes mainstream you gotta go out of your way to be different - and he sure did it here. Fucking no common sense - but that's not atypical for teenage/young 20's males.
I don't blame the parents at all. This happens all over America.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 17, 2020 9:05 PM |
How fitting - a rich stupid spoiled brat from LA has “LA” tattooed onto his face.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 17, 2020 9:10 PM |
There comes a point where a parent is no longer responsible for the actions of the 'adult' children. She must be heartbroken.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 17, 2020 9:14 PM |
Why LA he grew up in Malibu?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 17, 2020 9:21 PM |
I'd argue that Presley Gerber was quite good-looking a couple of years ago, albeit far too thin, even for a male model. He looked a great deal more like Cindy than Kaia does, but now he just looks like an idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 17, 2020 9:22 PM |
He got Cindy's eyes, nose, bone structure, and mole. If he'd been female, he would have been her clone.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 17, 2020 9:24 PM |
Kaia got Cindy's coloring, her mouth, and her nose. But she didn't get the bone structure, and her eyes are closer together than her mother's. That's enough to make the difference between pretty and supermodel.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 17, 2020 9:26 PM |
[quote]I don't know what did (or didn't) happen to him during his childhood, but he clearly hates his parents. Particularly Mom.
His parents probably treated him (and his sister) like photo shoot props, or sources of income, when they thought about them at all. I'm sure this is purely a cry for parental love and attention on his part.
Unlike R20, I blame the parents 100%.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 17, 2020 9:26 PM |
I agree, R27. Kaia had to date personality-disordered junkie Pete Davidson to FINALLY get her parents' attention. This is Presley's version of fucking a donkey-dicked freak.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 17, 2020 9:29 PM |
[quote] The next one will be above his eyebrow. It’ll probably be his sister’s name
His first tat was his sister's name IIRC. He quickly got a taste for them.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 17, 2020 9:30 PM |
As was stated in the other thread about this: He was done in the moment they gave him no purpose. Anything he wanted, they no doubt bought for him. He's never had responsibility. Many times, the worst parents who have deprived their kids, have the best, most productive kids because they're essentially forced into taking care of themselves and earning what they have.
He's never had to pay rent or buy his on food with money he made. He's another EJ Johnson. Losers with money.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 17, 2020 9:30 PM |
[quote]His first tat was his sister's name IIRC.
Yeah, that's healthy.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 17, 2020 9:31 PM |
own* food
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 17, 2020 9:31 PM |
The Gerber kids' mistake was trying to model like mom. I'm sure Cindy pushed them into it, but that was a losing proposition. There was no way either offspring would ever be 1/4 as successful as Cindy in her heyday, and the comparisons will never, ever stop. Of course they feel like shit about it, and now they are both acting out in different ways.
If Cindy really valued her kids as individuals, she would have encouraged them to go into anything BUT modeling.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 17, 2020 9:32 PM |
"His first tat was his sister's name IIRC"
Mine too!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 17, 2020 9:48 PM |
R33 - Cindy has a good head on her shoulders and so does her husband. I'm sure they warned both kids as much as possible.
However, both of her children were very good looking. Of course they were going to get questions and pressure about going into modeling.
I'm sure Cindy has told them sooo many times about what to avoid. But kids have to learn it on their own. Presley is just around a stupid group of guys right now.
Not the parents fault - not by a mile.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 17, 2020 9:52 PM |
Presley lacks his moms coloring and he is too thin.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 18, 2020 1:31 AM |
Did he get another small one above the misunderstood tattoo? It kind of looks like it (maybe a tear drop?) or is it just something on the photo?
I’d wager this kid is into drugs. Rehab in his future.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 18, 2020 1:57 AM |
Presley Gerber is almost as dumb a name as Chester (Chet) Hanks. How long until Pres starts talking like Chet? He’s Chet2.0
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 18, 2020 2:00 AM |
Cute? Yes. Gorgeous? No. Hot? Fuck No.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 18, 2020 2:01 AM |
Pretty easy to judge when you’re behind a computer screen eating your own smegma or the last drunk at the gay bar.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 18, 2020 2:01 AM |
r40 easy to judge his looks when we have eyes and can see him....
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 18, 2020 2:07 AM |
Oh, for fuck’s sake, FUCK THIS ASSHOLE.
Let him tattoo the rest of it. Might as well. He fucked it up with the first one.
Here’s a kid who hit the fucking jackpot from birth, and wants to desecrate his beautiful face. Let him go full hog. Might as well make SCAT vids, with people shitting in his mouth, too.
What an idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 18, 2020 2:09 AM |
It's not a real tattoo, it's a filter. Bwah, he's so clever.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 18, 2020 2:11 AM |
[quote]Pretty easy to judge when you’re behind a computer screen eating your own smegma or the last drunk at the gay bar.
Anyone who gets a face tattoo will be judged. And we don't have to be behind a screen to do it.
We're not talking about someone who has a perfect body and then someone points out a one inch stretchmark on their ass. This fool tattooed his f a c e. AGAIN. Not normal.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 18, 2020 2:19 AM |
Well thank goodness for that, R43. But if he doesn't want to be hood, maybe don't spell like you're desperate to be "hood"
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 18, 2020 2:20 AM |
He doesn't want to be hood, in his mind he is hood.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 18, 2020 2:21 AM |
Its conveniently easy to blame the parents but ultimately their children will grow up to have their own free will and character.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 18, 2020 2:29 AM |
This should be his next facial tattoo.
This will really show everyone how edgy and cool he is!
Or better yet, he should have. Chin of the running down his face.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 18, 2020 12:29 PM |
Cindy has a nose job in her teens. Her kids look like her newer nose. Fascinating. How does that happen? Haha. Unless they got nose jobs at 11.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 18, 2020 3:00 PM |
I think for his next act he should get a Prince Albert and show that off on instagram.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 18, 2020 3:01 PM |
Their father has a small nose.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 18, 2020 3:02 PM |
It's sweet how he says "please" after the "stfu". The good manners his mama raised him with will win out in the end!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 18, 2020 3:11 PM |
"I could be posting money n shit" "imma delete my gram"
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 18, 2020 3:13 PM |
It’s just her right eye that’s too close to her nose, r26. The left eye is fine...
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 18, 2020 3:20 PM |
truly a dump "Fuck you" to his parents
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 18, 2020 3:25 PM |
It’s so cool that he doesn’t care what other people think. Especially a bunch of washed up fags.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 20, 2020 5:56 AM |
R57, we heard you the first time you said something similarly stupid. I guess you felt you didn't get enough attention, so you've decided the homophobic crap was the way to go. Doesn't make you look like an even bigger moron at all.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 20, 2020 12:39 PM |
He for certain doesn’t care about what gays think
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 20, 2020 12:45 PM |
No one is looking for him to "care." I don't even understand that stupid type of response. Who in the hell is looking for his reaction to what we say? It's an opinion being expressed like every other "social" site on the fucking internet. People express opinions and others react to that opinion. How "novel" for DL.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 20, 2020 12:51 PM |
It seemed like Cindy Crawford has a decent head on her shoulders and was an attentive and reasonable parent until she let her severely underweight and underage daughter model. The second the already very thin Kaia dropped weight modeling should have been off the table.
Presley is in the age range for the onset of schizophrenia, isn’t he? His behavior seems like more than stupidity + affluenza.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 20, 2020 1:05 PM |
Why are you even feeding that retarded LSA troll, R60?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 20, 2020 1:55 PM |
r6 He seems to have a weird thing with daddy too. Messyass twink.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 20, 2020 2:14 PM |