Who would you pick for a date of these 3?

Garrett

Tate all the way!

R2 has good taste like me.

Although all 3 are cute.

Garrett is too vanilla.

Tate has a lot of rhythm and moves well. He’s a good dancer.

The guy on the left.

Nice smile.

How refreshing that none of them have any revolting tattoos.

They’re all handsome young men, college Grads, and... from FL!!! DL is shook.

The first one is the one I would choose, but number three looks alot like a former roommate of mine that I would watch jack off, so I wouldn't turn him down.

Where can one view more of Tate? For example, his ass!

Oh my god! Seriously? You people are fucking morons.

Shaking my muthafuckin' head at what a shitload of losers the DL has become.

No motherfucking hideous tattoos on any of them at all. Hallelujah!

I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed for eating crumbs, But the first is the hottest.

Tate's short, just sayin'

Tate, but I would make him change that douchey name.

[QUOTE] Garrett is too vanilla.

This is vanilla?

What three? They all look like three photo exposures of the same person—it’s not??

"The whole team" was an option in the tok tok video, but, OP seems really militant about this matter. I'll go with Chris partly because his smile is ridiculous and no one else has chosen him.

Tatezachortchit.

Christian College boys, you know what that means...

Can't stand guys like this.

R20 they didn’t all go to Christian college

Tate. He looks as dumb as a rock.

Tate played college baseball

Chris <3

Christian College boys means that they will take out years of sexual frustration on the first mouth or ass they surrender to. Creamy cum, also.

None of them. Their "music" is shitaceous.

all hot

These men are like... prime beef, hyper-virile, precum dripping GODS, but they CANNOT dance, and it's HILARIOUS to watch them try! I know Tiktok's all about dancing and making cute faces to the camera, but I'm cringing watching these boys dance, but that they're doing it shirtless makes up for it.

Ooh, side note: I LOVE these young Christian men who are OBVIOUSLY selling sex through their social media with shit like, "JESUS IS KING" and "JOHN 3:16" in their bios. So fucking funny, but hey, if they present themselves as objects, I have no problem following suit lol.

I actually like this one more. Always been into dudes with darker hair.

[quote]Shaking my muthafuckin' head at what a shitload of losers the DL has become.

I clicked on this thread because I assumed they'd at least be gay. Even more pathetic they're practising fundie, straight boys. Respect yourselves DLers.

From Tate's Instagram:

[quote]Jesus is King

[quote] but number three looks alot like a former roommate of mine that I would watch jack off, so I wouldn't turn him down.

Mmmmmm.

My naughty bits stirred just a touch.

[quote]Even more pathetic they're practising fundie, straight boys.

Right?! It makes them seem so desperate. They're doing this to make money. They're just hustlers. Nowadays you can do it by being white and muscular, and having shiny teeth. And you needn't be smart, just sexual, ideally in front of products that are paying you to sell them. This is what these white boys want, and they'll likely get it.

[quote]Respect yourselves DLers.

NEVER!

R16 yes. Not because of appearance but because of attitude and personality. In motion and his personality are VERY VANILLA

I’d choose the guy that doesn’t speak and cost me the least amount of money.

Yeah, these are just basic white guys. Male versions of the chicks in front of fucking wing murals. Same thing. I mean, at [italic]best[/italic] you can call the guy at R16 caramel, but this shit's vanilla bean thru and thru! French vanilla! I will allow [bold]spiced[/bold] vanilla, but vanilla nonetheless!

Call me when they take their pants off and start cumming in each other's faces, with that godly one yelling, "JESUS IS KAAAAAANG!!!!!"

[quote] Male versions of the chicks in front of fucking wing murals.

¿Cómo?

The one that went viral

Also notable: lots of TikToks requiring him and Kadin to share personal space

I'll have some Tate please!

Are they filming this in their grandmother's house? The decor of that room is hideous.

R38 Click through the link below and scroll.

Jesus might be king, but they are all Marys!

Is she...is she putting her phone down on the ground ?!? Nasty bitch !

How can she make the "me no know" gesture if she has a phone in her hands, silly.

I guess they are all Cross-Fit

I'm afraid their teeth are not blindingly white enough.

They’re all Christians.

Well they could fuck the devil out of me.

Tate is the best one.

Who is the guy on the left in OP’s initial pic?

What is wrong with saying “Jesus is King”? Some people have a savior and redeemer, DL. Enjoy your endless anonymous fucks; some of us search for deeper meaning in life.

R51 Chris

Thank you, r53.

They are all gay, aren't they?

R55 no

I'd rather they had tattoos than those ridiculously white teeth.

Now white teeth are an issue?

Taint. His name is taint?

Those are not normal white teeth, it reminds me of that FRIENDS episode where Ross's teeth shine in the night

He is into scat

Oh come on ! They are all 3 beautiful ,grade A prime USA beef . I bet their loads are thick and tasty . Id weep with gratitude to sleep with any of them .

Oh, we wanna fuck them. That's why we think they should get into porn. They're selling their bodies anyway.

[quote]What is wrong with saying “Jesus is King”? Some people have a savior and redeemer, DL. Enjoy your endless anonymous fucks; some of us search for deeper meaning in life.

Girl, don't start. You know many, Jesus-is-Kingers have the [bold]shallowest[/bold] interpretation of existence? Don't act as if these dudes are spiritual geniuses 'cause they put the most basic fucking thing you could say about Jesus on their IGs. Give me a goddamn break with that pious nonsense, haha.

Do they all have abandonment issues? Why the need for so much attention?

It's a generational thing.

It's also business for them. One's a personal trainer, so him flaunting his bod will likely up his clientele.

How was Satan present when they made that video?

Do you suppose "Tate Sweatt" is his given or his chosen name?

Tate. It’s interesting that on his IG he appears mostly with other guys. On the few occasions there is woman in the pic they are either his sister or a cousin. Hmmmm.

Maybe he’s asking Jesus to pray the gay away.

Huh-huh-huh. TAINT SWEAT.

[quote]Maybe he’s asking Jesus to pray the gay away.

Most are, and failing miserably.

Indeed R71. Taint appears with a latino man on many of his IG posts. I believe that is the boyfriend.

Just a bro with his bro's. Nothing to see here.

They are actually all three great choices. They first one that appears does it for me the most.

First one is the best looking and has the ability to grow chest hair so he wins.

[quote]Tate. It’s interesting that on his IG he appears mostly with other guys. On the few occasions there is woman in the pic they are either his sister or a cousin. Hmmmm.

Just like Jesus, his Lord and Saviour!

I like the second guy, Chris, the best. But all of them are really bad dancers, which is really kind of endearing because they all seem to think they're good dancers.

If Tate is straight I’m an unwed mother!

Ummmm most straight bro’s are always with their boys ...

A date? I’m imagining one of these guys on a date with an eldergay at a restaurant with 80’s decor. “My treat!”, says the elder gay.

[quote] A date? I’m imagining one of these guys on a date with an eldergay at a restaurant with 80’s decor. “My treat!”, says the elder gay.

I'm an eldergay (if we have to use that term) and I'm not interested in these kinds of dudes. So fuck off with the stereotyping.

I wonder if they’ll get ice cream at Cold Stone afterwards? Those young boys looooove Cold Stone. Don’t eat too much, eldergay!

[quote] Just a bro with his bro's. Nothing to see here.

Except for poor grammar.

Grammar police ftw

Yeah Tate is more my type.

Overly worked out, probably roided out guys, with bleached teeth, and probably manscaped, just make me want to make the resting bitch face for days. Even more so if they're straight and religious. The only thing worse is seeing you all gush over them.

Not one of those bodies is a “roided” body. Not one.

All in good fun, r84!

Just bringing some sarcasm to beat back the Covid doldrums.

[quote] Not one of those bodies is a “roided” body. Not one.

Ok, I'll give you that, but I stand by overly worked out, bleach-toothed, manscaped, straight (maybe) and religious.

For R38

None of them. I don't like Wonder Bread and their taste in music sucks.

Thanks, r90.

I had no idea.

[quote]Ummmm most straight bro’s are always with their boys ..

That's gay.

R4 He has all the moves of a Chippendales dancer who failed his audition.

The dirty blue and doesn't look dirty enough

*dirty blond

Tate is very cute. But obnoxious

Tate <3

Nudes, please.

R6 and R12, sadly Tate does have a tattoo on his inner elbow. It's probably a meaningful quotation like, "Only God can judge me."

excuse me, but check out the package through that boy's gym shorts!

OK, sweat pants ... but still!

Tate loves showing VPL.

Garrett has 2 tattoos

Completely interchangeable.

^^Kinky!

No one. Too artificial

Tate has a big, meaty dick. Lots of bulge in his videos.

He really shouldn’t be using his real name though. In about five minutes I was able to find his home address and telephone number.

R107 really?

New video of Tate and Kadin

A new group doing the dance.

Yeah, tatted up messes. 🙄

R111 only two are tatted. But they’re all messes lmao

GOT dayum!

Fuck, that first one is hot AF

I’ll take Garrett - hold the mayo.

Oh, my god, the douche factor is off the charts with these dudes.

I kinda get how teens, especially teenaged girls, are into Tik Tok.

But full grown men? I don't know ... kinda pervy.

There are grown men ON Tik Tok. Moron.

R117 And they're creepy.

Garrett is on the MTV "reality" show Siesta Keys - he started off dating Kelsey - she screwed him over for the rich kid, then he dated the rich girl Cara, she screwed him over with her ex bf - now he is back to making out with Kelsey - he is dumb as a box of rocks.

Who cares about Garrett.

J Lo did the video also

[QUOTE] Garrett is on the MTV "reality" show Siesta Keys - he started off dating Kelsey - she screwed him over for the rich kid, then he dated the rich girl Cara, she screwed him over with her ex bf - now he is back to making out with Kelsey - he is dumb as a box of rocks.

He’s not dumb. He’s gay.

r121 lol he is not. I do however think Alex is gay.

Alex is very gay. Garrett isn’t.

Yes, Tate and his taint, all the way.

Tate! Those boys do not seem straight at all.

What is “seem straight”. How does one not seem to be attracted to women?

I hate to admit it,since they all are so fucking douche bro , but I was mesmerized by Tates bulge ! That boy has a big juicy dick ! Thats why though the others might be "better looking" hes got all the charisma. That cockiness comes from knowing your hung. Me Likeee!

None of them.

Tate must often go commando because...

Tate definitely has that Big Dick Energy

How does one “seem”at all, R126? New here? Lol

Big Dick Energy lol give me a break. If confidence was related to dick size, the average penis size among politicians, entrepreneurial businessmen and celebrities would be 8 inches. And we know that damn sure ain’t the case.

Tate is obnoxious. He’s also hot.

[quote] That cockiness comes from knowing your hung.

Oh, dear!

D.O.U.C.H.E.B.A.G.S.

Tate and Kadin haven jumped on the OF bandwagon

So, guys with tattoos are total dickwilters, but guys lipsynching for their lives makes you hard? For real?

Sorry, guys who lipsynch for their lives make you hard?

Do they dance like this at weddings?