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Mary Lou Retton wears adult diapers!!

She's Mary Poo Retton now!

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by Anonymousreply 61March 19, 2020 8:30 PM

Look! No belts or pins!

by Anonymousreply 1February 29, 2020 9:27 PM

is she hard up for cash? desperate?

by Anonymousreply 2February 29, 2020 9:27 PM

She's leaky.

by Anonymousreply 3February 29, 2020 9:28 PM

She's a little person. A midget.

by Anonymousreply 4February 29, 2020 9:28 PM

R3 She has had too much anal and fisting.

by Anonymousreply 5February 29, 2020 9:29 PM

Didn’t she shill for period pads back in the day? Now she doesn’t get a period, but she leaks urine when she laughs. Ah, life!

by Anonymousreply 6February 29, 2020 9:29 PM

Who doesn't?

by Anonymousreply 7February 29, 2020 9:30 PM

Her eyebrows are not tweezed correctly.

by Anonymousreply 8February 29, 2020 9:31 PM

R6 I remember that! Thanks to her oversharing, I know more about Mary Lou's ass and vagina than I ever needed to know!

by Anonymousreply 9February 29, 2020 9:35 PM

No more fly away turds when I’m swinging around the uneven bars!

by Anonymousreply 10February 29, 2020 9:36 PM

Mary Lou's bowel movements now earn a Perfect 10.

by Anonymousreply 11February 29, 2020 9:37 PM

A paycheck is a paycheck bitches!

by Anonymousreply 12February 29, 2020 9:39 PM

What douche does she reccomend?

by Anonymousreply 13February 29, 2020 9:40 PM

Just put a cork in it, for christsakes!

by Anonymousreply 14February 29, 2020 9:40 PM

Mary lou Cretin!

by Anonymousreply 15February 29, 2020 9:43 PM

Mary LOO will endorse anything for money!!

Except I really do think she needs the diapers.

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by Anonymousreply 16February 29, 2020 9:47 PM

With his anal leakage, wouldn't Aaron Schock make a better spokescreature?

by Anonymousreply 17February 29, 2020 9:48 PM

She has such an evil demonic smile.

by Anonymousreply 18February 29, 2020 9:51 PM

Menopause to diapers in 5 years?! Poor dear.

by Anonymousreply 19February 29, 2020 9:54 PM

Mary Stool Retton - Republican

by Anonymousreply 20February 29, 2020 9:54 PM

You gays are just jealous that I got to suck all the hot male gymnast cock at the Olympics!

by Anonymousreply 21February 29, 2020 9:59 PM

Fat chance, R21. Most male gymnasts are gay. And the ones who aren't certainly weren't chasing Mary Poo's Vadge!

by Anonymousreply 22February 29, 2020 10:07 PM

Ekaterina Szabo was robbed of the gold medal.

by Anonymousreply 23February 29, 2020 10:38 PM

Mary Lou is crying all the way to the bank.

Lisa Rinna said she made about $1 million from doing Depend commercials.

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by Anonymousreply 24February 29, 2020 11:40 PM

Bella Karolyi was hung like a horse!

by Anonymousreply 25March 1, 2020 1:06 AM

I believe she earned her gold medal, R23.

by Anonymousreply 26March 1, 2020 1:27 AM

*

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by Anonymousreply 27March 1, 2020 1:31 AM

Suck my dick.

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by Anonymousreply 28March 1, 2020 1:32 AM

She is really scary looking in R16 's image.

by Anonymousreply 29March 1, 2020 1:33 AM

R26, I did not watch the 1984 AA live (I was 1), but upon seeing the entire all-around competition on Youtube, I believe the Romanian girl was robbed.

by Anonymousreply 30March 1, 2020 1:42 AM

The entire competition is on Youtube, btw.

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by Anonymousreply 31March 1, 2020 1:44 AM

In her🥇golden shower days her diapers would never have merely settled for #2!

by Anonymousreply 32March 1, 2020 9:17 AM

“Depends, when you’re going for the gold ...... at the most inappropriate time!”

by Anonymousreply 33March 1, 2020 9:23 AM

R10 made me LOL.

by Anonymousreply 34March 1, 2020 2:29 PM

Is she really a Republican?

by Anonymousreply 35March 1, 2020 3:21 PM

She is freaky looking!

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by Anonymousreply 36March 1, 2020 5:58 PM

Guess this is one thread where it doesn't have to be asked if her pussy stinks.

by Anonymousreply 37March 1, 2020 6:01 PM

^ circumstantial evidence

by Anonymousreply 38March 2, 2020 11:37 AM

Why doesn’t she wear infant diapers?

by Anonymousreply 39March 2, 2020 11:46 AM

Why doesn’t she wear infant diapers?

by Anonymousreply 40March 2, 2020 11:46 AM

Ever walk into a drug store, grocery store, WalMart OP? There is an entire aisle of them. Hope I never need them but millions do so glad they are available.

by Anonymousreply 41March 2, 2020 11:47 AM

FFS, just because she is endorsing them doesn’t mean she needs them. If she’s a little leaky from giving birth (she has kids?), she would at most need a product designed for menstruation. And she probably doesn’t even need than because an Olympic gymnast probably takes care of herself and has good muscle tone and does kegels. And has access to good medical care. She’s not shitting her pants.

by Anonymousreply 42March 2, 2020 12:23 PM

All that is fine & good, but when you make her laugh, she piddles!

by Anonymousreply 43March 2, 2020 1:06 PM

Here ya go OP, you may need this one day.

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by Anonymousreply 44March 4, 2020 10:39 PM

Aw, Mary Lou’s a big girl now!

by Anonymousreply 45March 4, 2020 10:45 PM

Szabo wasn't robbed of shit. Szabo ate mat.

by Anonymousreply 46March 4, 2020 10:46 PM

Just another white bitch appropriating black shit......again!

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by Anonymousreply 47March 4, 2020 10:57 PM

[quote]Most male gymnasts are gay.

You wish.

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by Anonymousreply 48March 4, 2020 11:05 PM

He’s the exception in his sport R48, like I am in mine.

by Anonymousreply 49March 4, 2020 11:20 PM

Mary Lou's pussy is wrecked from all that dick.

by Anonymousreply 50March 5, 2020 12:56 AM

R42 is Mary Lou

by Anonymousreply 51March 5, 2020 1:04 AM

She shat her pants when she vaulted that Perfect 10 at the Olympics.

by Anonymousreply 52March 7, 2020 2:47 AM

LOL, R48. Gymnastics is even gayer than wrestling.

by Anonymousreply 53March 7, 2020 2:54 AM

How much money is she worth? The 1984 games were years ago

by Anonymousreply 54March 7, 2020 3:51 PM

Anyone have her number? I might need a hookup.

by Anonymousreply 55March 8, 2020 12:54 AM

Will it hold the crap in on the uneven bars?

by Anonymousreply 56March 8, 2020 2:54 AM

Call us, Mary.

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by Anonymousreply 57March 8, 2020 3:38 AM

Is this bitch safe during the Corona Virus?

by Anonymousreply 58March 18, 2020 8:13 PM

Is it true that Bart Connor is an insatiable bottom and his marriage to Nadia is a bearding sham??

I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend!

by Anonymousreply 59March 19, 2020 8:30 PM

And if that's true, what does that say about Nadia? She's a frigid woman who doesn't care? A lez?

by Anonymousreply 60March 19, 2020 8:30 PM

And if that's true, what does that say about Nadia? She's a frigid woman who doesn't care? A lez?

by Anonymousreply 61March 19, 2020 8:30 PM
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