Let this picture of John Mulaney and Andy Samberg move you

John Mulaney owns a T-shirt. Who knew?

Have we seen John’s naughty bits?

John's hosting SNL tonight 02-29-20.

Anyone else think John's looks have hit a wall?

John is a closet case

They could both get it.

"I think I was supposed to be gay..."

John Mulaney is hot

Mulaney looks better when he's smiling

Samburg looks kind of hot in that picture.

Wiener kids. Not sexy. I’ll give you “cute”.

But those are not sexy men, have some self respect.

Don’t be fooled, OP. Everyone looks better in black and white. And when photographed by a professional.

Reality is more like this:

[quote]But those are not sexy men, have some self respect.

Have some self respect and get to know subjectivity.

[quote]Reality is more like this:

[italic]And then he posts a picture of two cuties, thinking he's making a point.[/italic]

I want to see them making out as they stroke off together, blasting their loads all over each others' faces.

I would rim them both very very DEEP.

Also, John is hosting SNL, tonight, February 29th.

I want to find out if the rumors about Samberg's huge cock are true

In r9, John looks like Chandler Massey with brown hair.

If only he would send you his dick in a box, r16.

[quote] I want to find out if the rumors about Samberg's huge cock are true

Yes every man, whom you believe to be attractive, has a huge cock and is gay!

Joanna Newsom's fucking LUCKY! And so's John Mulaney's woman. He's totally wasted on heterosexuality.

Because of this thread, I thought Andy Samberg was going to be on SNL last night with John, like David and Jake. How disappointing not to see him. Or did I miss him somehow?

Andy Samberg has one of the sweetest and sexist smiles ever.

Andy Samberg likes showing off his ass in parody videos.

Nice hairy chest

Is he trans? He has a weird chest

He's trans. I see ring scars around his nipples

He’s not trans. But I do wonder about him liking cock.

They look good, but "Godlike"? Uh, no. Just no.

R29 has comma-blindness.

Funny yes. Hot- not

I like Andy Samberg's face. I think he's really cute.

omg theyr fug as shit !!!!!

andy is balding and he very upset....

Andy Samberg probably got a lot of attention in his youth with those classic Jewish features and that big bright smile.

Stupidest thread on DL ever.

[quote]Samberg

Retard cunt

R36 I'm honored!

I think Mulaney has some serious kinks.

Yeah, Pete's cock.

Samberg is now fat

Is Mulaney Irish?

John needs to keep his clothes on.

Yeah, John's Irish Catholic.

[quote] They've never looked so... god, like imagine if they were your funny, intelligent professors at some liberal arts college.

I am guessing we have all been infatuated with someone at some point in our lives, but man it sure seems creepy when it is expressed out loud.

Well I'm here to de-creepify things. There were so many young teachers and professors that were hot, but like... it was obvious which ones the females thought were hot too. Or the hot female Spanish teacher all the dudes jerked off to. But honestly, I might be from a younger generation where that stuff's more openly expressed. There was one especially hot art professor who EVERYONE in the department openly talked about wanting to fuck... it's just how it went for us lol.

Mulaney, seeming gay.

CUOMO 4 PREZ !

r4

He's a drunkish man. He say "I OK as I drunk not now' but he drunk was, so he is still that but think it is OK now.

In r23, Andy looks as if he might be related to Miss Peanut.

They're going to play Chip (Mulaney) and Dale (Samberg) in a Rescue Rangers reboot.

Yeah, I'd rather see them as Sutherland and Malone, too.

They are both so nerd sexy.

Both hot. Both would get it. Nothing wrong with the photo at R12.

Young Andy Samberg was HOTTT!!

Andy got a very subtle nose job and veneers.

His old teeth: