Most fuckable male cartoon character.

Don't laugh, but I kind of have a thing for Beetle Bailey.

R1 - I’m sorry I’m laughing, but it’s very cute 😂

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Race Bannon? I think that was his name. But cartoons aren't my thing.

Kristoff from Frozen

Gaston

Sterling Archer

Archer is forbidden.

Mighty Hercules cartoon.

45's suggestion or He-man/Prince Adam

R7 - damn that’s hot!!!

Yeah, Archer's definitely a modern gold standard, and a lot of that has to do with the voice actor.

Demetri was a huge deal back in the 90s. All the girls, and this young gay, loved him.

Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid

Fry from Futurama (God knows why, but I think he’s hot)

Prince Eric is obviously dreamy.

Li Shang from "Mulan."

Moses. YHWH forgive me.

Tarzan throws the most primal fucks. Jane can attest.

I like em young and nerdy 🤓

Phoebus, of course, has something going on. Sort of a proto-Kristoff. Similar character design and personality as well.

I distinctly remember getting weird feelings as a child when Gaston bares his chest in "Beauty and the Beast".

Mako from "Legend of Korra."

R20 - I still get “feelings” at 50 when he bares his chest 😈

I assume OP meant main stream cartoons, not porn cartoon characters. Otherwise, it opens up a whole new field of choices.

R18 stole my man. I saw that Atlantis movie in theaters when I was like 10, and that Milo really did it for me in every way. Skinny pretty bespectacled nerds are still my thing.

Milo's definitely a hottie. I'd have fucked him up and down. I hope Kida had fun with him and they had super smart babies.

Goliath from Gargoyles

A naked Matt Damon cartoon (Cale in Titan A.E.). Unfortunately they got the Damon Butt completely wrong.

Another vote for Flynn Rider

Yep - Flynn Rider!

Since Li Shang has already been mentioned, my runner up is Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty.

He made me feel a certain way when I saw the movie for the first. I 100% wanted to sing like Princess Aurora, but damn that Phillip was pretty.

From a more recent animated film I saw, Tadashi Hamada from "Big Hero 6". He was a supporting character, but I still thought he was hot.

He was voiced by the equally attractive Daniel Henney.

Bruce Wayne from Batman the Animated Series

He-Man

I think this guy would be a lot of fun in bed.

I always thought Lion O was pretty hot for a Thundercat.

Stan Smith.

R15 a cartoon rice queen lol

Peter B. Parker

Fred from Scooby-Doo

Prince Eric off course...though he might smell like fish down there

J Jonah Jameson from Spider-Man was pretty hot.

R20 gurl you started a joan crawford/christina thread and you expect us to believe you were a child in 1991??

Johnny Bravo — I like ‘em big & stupid.

Is it cheating if he's computer animated?

Mine is an obscure one: Loz, one of the villains in Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children.

The way he fills his tight leather outfit, his silver & grey hair, crazy sideburns, and deep voice in Japanese – one sexy fucker!

R31 Good call on the Big Hero 6 brother! He was definitely attractive. And so kind. He'd have done great things if he'd lived, though he did in creating Baymax. Hapa hottie!

R38 FUCK YES! I was so wildly attracted to Peter B. Parker during that film. Loved the extra weight over the muscles underneath, and Jake Johnson's got the sexiest voice.

Yosemite Sam.

Race Bannon +1

How come no-one has mentioned this hot and sexy bitch?

I’m pretty sure the Sultan from Aladdin used to make me horny when I was about 5. I still think he’s gorgeous.

Another vote for Race Bannon.

The deplorables think he bears a resemblance to that creepy and sinister second fiddle. Little do they know what Race got up to with Dr. Benton Quest...

Prince Hans.

Hercules before he got big.

Jotaro Kujo from Jojo's bizarre adventure

The guy from the manhwa Walk on Water.

Ed from Walk on Water.

And Glen from Walk on Water.

Used to always crush on some of the guys from GI Joe, especially Duke and Flint (below).

Lots of JO material.

[quote]I’m pretty sure the Sultan from Aladdin used to make me horny when I was about 5. I still think he’s gorgeous.

So... you know what? I can't disagree. There's a lightness and a charm there, and honestly, maybe you're into hairy, Arabian daddy bears. You should explore that.

[quote]Hercules before he got big.

Fuck yes! That's peak Hercules! He had that pure heart and that awkward stance and those thick calves. I'd have been all over him if I were a young gay Grecian in his community.

Anyone watch the Real Adventures of Jonny Quest? The '90s reboot of the original Hanna Barbara cartoon? I was definitely attracted to him, and I'm not even into blonds. Someone mentioned the other hot Cartoon Network blond, Johnny Bravo. What's with the blond Johnnies?

Tintin! Who doesn't want a sweet, adventurous boy?

More young Herc 'cause he's so cute!

Kid Danger

Xander Wifflebottom

Snagglepuss. He's a snappy dresser. And he already comes preloaded with a lisp.

THIS THREAD IS A TRIGGER FOR ME!

Linus and Schroeder.

Nyx Ulric from Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV. Not exactly a cartoon anymore but that's how it goes with these animated CG characters. Nyx is basically a carbon copy of a French model whose dick pics and sex vids (getting fucked in the ass by his boyfriend) are easily found online... that makes seeing Nyx in the movie even hotter.

Mr Incredible, of course

L'il Abner

Ralph can Wreck-It

Ralph is adorable! I love Fix It Felix too.

Those two dudes from El Dorado. They were written originally as a gay couple.

Barney Rubble

Miguel and Tulio! You know what? DreamWorks animation knew how to draw hot men. Their characters were more angular than Disney's more rounded, humanist designs, and they were more adult and daring. You know these two definitely got too drunk and too intimate one night. Think Y tu Mama Tambien. Oh, and they've had countless threesomes... that much goes without saying. Hot dudes! Found all that gold too! Good for them!

Sinbad is quite the looker. So's his hot, swarthy friend in the back!

And you know that native dick in Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron got rock hard no problem!

Also, we all know the hottest motherfucker in Pocahontas was Thomas, voiced by Christian fucking Bale. Look at how hunky he is! You can see Bale's features in his design as well. Honestly, I'm gonna say it, maybe the hottest Disney hunk. Underrated. We should sing his praises more.

Although they’re animated video game characters, it’s a toss up between Roy from Rival Schools...

...and Duke Nukem.

Bluto, the original muscledaddy bear

The elderqweens who fangirl for Fred of Scooby Doo are pathetic.

Rio from Jem

Eric from Jem

He Man and Adam

WRONG Hercules was better when he got big.

[quote]Bluto, the original muscledaddy bear

Hunky skateboard Brian Anderson came out a few years ago. In an interview he pinpointed it to Bluto lol.

[quote]The elderqweens who fangirl for Fred of Scooby Doo are pathetic.

Agreed! Everyone knows Shaggy's the hunk of the show. He looks like a skinny Colby Keller and you know it's true.

r81 wins, though I wish you had put Duke's phallic artwork on full display:

I guess it shows my daddy issues, but why Adam/He-Man when you could have Man-At-Arms and Fisto at the same time?

I must admit, I've always had a thing for Ryu.

And Scorpion.

And Johnny Cage:

Johnny's had various, hot iterations:

But my runner-up to Duke Nukem will always be [italic]Heavy Metal's[/italic] Den.

Chief Quimby from Inspector Gadget. I wanted to ride that mustache before I even knew what that meant.

Fuck yeah!

So erotic!

Mamma's mussy is moist as a snack cake!

Den showed peen.

By turns, this thread is making me feel very, very old and very, very young.

This hot little piece of tail.

Man At Arms was totally hot in a Dabney Coleman sort of way.

Elmer Fudd

Honestly, fighting games were PERFECT for this young gayling. Ripped men getting physical? Grunting? Primal yelling? Pure masculinity and testosterone? What's not to love?! I was fond of Tekken myself. I'll post some!

Hwoarang.

Jin Kazama.

Eddy Gordo.

Martial Law was the best though.

Also... pro tip. Any cartoon character you think is hot, just Google, "X-Character rule 34" and you'll get results like Thanos fucking Spider-Man, which is so fucking hot.

Lion-o from Thundercats, Flint from G.I. Joe, and Gambit from X-Men.

I’d also do tiny bear Wolverine

Maes Hughes and Roy Mustang from Full Metal Alchemist.

Definitely fuckable.

Buddies

I've been watching video shorts on YouTube recently. I'd do the character from the CGI Anime Short: "X-STORY".

I always had a thing for Egon from The Real Ghostbusters cartoon. The hair, the bod, the voice. Yum.

Just look at him! Nine year old me was in love.

Based on the fan art rather than the show, Morty looks cute. But then he's what - 15?

The real Egon wasn’t so bad himself.

Harold Ramis WAS a fucking hottie for SURE.

Fencing hottie!

Virile hottie!

Grinning hottie!

^Those big hands!

Even adorable in old age.

What are Jewish genes like? Are they known to age gracefully or is Harold an uncommon case?

Big nose = big cock

Do Jews have big cocks?

Yes, big and cut.

I'd do all kinds of nasty shit with Hank Hill and his flat ass.

Johnny & Hadji

The cartoon in the OP has the face of a pervert.

Yes, Stirling Archer...

He was a bad guy and lived in the sewers so you know his hygiene was awful, but I would hatefuck the Rat King from TMNT. He was built.

Look at dem thighs...mm

R114 I loved Gambit in that 90's cartoon as well.

I was also big on anime back in the day and Seiji from Ronin Warriors (aka Samurai Troopers) made me feel so many things.

Jason - Battle of the Planets

Papa Smurf. Daddy!

R132 BAHHH!!!!

Go Mifune, aka Speed Racer

I want to take a stroll through the Velour Fog.

Speed Racer. Go Speed Racer Go!

Hank Venture

R16 oy, and so close to Passover!

Archer - not into the cartoon thing but, fuck if he was human. He could put it anywhere

If you like Archer, you're gonna love Xander Crews.

Bike Boy!

Bike Boy!

Brock and Ash from Pokemon.

BIKE BOY!

Billy.

[quote] What are Jewish genes like?

They're skin-tight and outta sight!

"The Princess and the Frog"s Prince Naveen:

Sterling Archer's hot rival agent Conway Stern:

I was always into him rather than Tintin

Wile E Coyote

Gambit.

Professor Utonium

R155 YES to Naveen! Hunky, swarthy man, and what a hot voice!

R160 Okay, now that's a bold pick and I respect it!

Those who wish to see Captain Haddock and Tintin as lovers can find rather risque art by searching Google (not Bing, too prudish) with the appropriate key words.

Some of the artwork is quite accomplished.

Coach McGuirk and his luscious pecboobs.

Duffman

1970's Saturday morning tingles - Tarzan, Lord Of The Jungle

R76 I don’t ‘get’ the majority of picks in this thread, but Tulio I understand because he was designed with a certain Latin panache that suggests a palpable organic desire nature - Tulio wants things like riches & sex with such intensity that it feels real and human. I don’t know how but DreamWorks writers & animators made him sexy in a down-to-Earth realistic way, as if he were flesh & blood, but they really pulled it off down to every microexpression. Watching TRTED I always forget when watching him that this is a kids’ cartoon film (though I think I read somewhere that it was originally scripted as an adult adventure movie, with bisexuality?) and he is meant to be a fun goofy relatable comic figure to laugh at.

The scene where Tulio seduces native girl Chel followed by one that cuts back to imply that they’ve fucked on a temple floor has to be one of the most erotic & mature things ever shown in a movie of that rating.

R159 OT but Gambit is almost always sexier as a cartoon, non?

The guys who have played Gambit in the movies to date have all had the wrong look & energy, somehow - too harsh in temperament, too beefy-looking, too insincere & smirky, too aggressive. IMO the only live-action Remy cast well to date is Thomas Middleditch (for ‘The Pete Holmes Show’) who played Le Diable Blanc as a charming blagging con-artist (albeit a useless hopeless one, as it was for a comedy sketch) with an unfailing optimism and laissez-faire. He looked ideal for Remy, too. The accent was pitched a little wrong - it came out more Quebecois than Cajun - but apart from that it worked near-perfectly. I’d love to see a realistic Gambit like this in an upcoming movie or series.

Damn. Those Bike Boy comics were hot.

Only the original animated series for me, r167. The way he was portrayed and his dynamic with Rogue made him come alive.

And he is a bit bulky in the cartoons and other portrayals, he is a thief after all. The Middleditch piss-take was a sexy and funny; just like Gambit.

I’d do all three...

How about Link from Legend of Zelda?

Good God... where are his PANTIES in this scene?

Who would you take, Kevin or Link?

He’s not super effective but he’s great in the sack!

I need Tarzan's father to take me.

If we're including video game cartoon characters - Gray Edwards from Final Fantasy

Gray Edwards

R69 : I'll take Gladio.

R175 : Final Fantasy : The Spirits Within has absolutely nothing to do with any of the games and was the biggest let down for any fans of the series when it was released.

R177, I'm currently replaying FFXV because I just purchaced the Royal Pack and the Season Pass and Gladio is definitely one of the biggest reasons I decided to return to that game.

When I was a kid: Aladdin.

And then the Pandoran version of Sam Worthington in Avatar.

Bugs Bunny throws a mean fuck. Ask Elmer Fudd

R167 None of the movie versions of Gambit has even come close to getting the look right. The 90's cartoon version is the only one that does it for me.

And he was voiced by Chris Potter who also portrayed the cop son of Caine in Kung Fu: The Legend Continues. I thought he was hot back in the day.

Cheetara, Tygra, Lion-O, and Panthro. Not WilyKit or WilyKat.

Or Snarf.

Face it: he’s a hot Daddy and you don’t worry about any mess afterward.

Another vote for Bluto.

I got into some kink for a while and Peabody and Sherman made for a memorable threeway.

R177 it doesn't have *absolutely* nothing to do with the games. However, it took certain flavor of some of the games and took them to a maximum to the point of looking alien to the game series, and some basic mythos of most of the game (Gaia Theory) and tried to mainstream it to the point of stupidity.

Calling a character Cid but doing nothing with that, and turning Espers into phantom spirits, (etc) is such intentional weakening of the franchise that there was *almost* no point to calling this film 'Final Fantasy'. It was generic sci-fi, with a few FF nods and some cool Japanese tone, but it was no true Final Fantasy product, even with how unique some of these products are known to be.

Honestly, I liked some of it. I said it. But I totally get any dismissal or even hatred towards this thing.

Dave Seville from Alvin and the Chipmunks. He’s like a discount Prince Eric, but he was nice and decent and a guy you could marry

Bananaman

Dave from Al and the Chipmunks was cute as a button and also written in a way that made me think he was coded as gay. Watch the opening credits to him in full queeny freak-out mode.

Mr. Banana Grabber (for reasons too obvious to mention).

There were some cute cartoon guys on the 80’s show MASK. Among my favorites were Matt Trakker

And Brad Turner

I like ‘em flexible

Hubba Hubba

The Tick! Imagine sliding into that adamantine ass.

Or worshiping those powerful pecs!

Trevor Belmont and Alucard from the Netflix show Castlevania. They’re total opposites- one a slender blond the other a buff brunet. One half vampire/half human the other a demon hunter. Both hot.

Moody Belmont

And sassy Alucard

How has no one mentioned Sterling Archer? The voice is a turn off though because all I think of is Bob Belcher.

R18 Thus my attraction to Steve Kornacki and Andrew McCabe. OK, not cartoon characters, but definitely bespectacled gorgeous nerds.

R200 He was mentioned previously WITH the same picture. You're a little late to the party....

R200 that’s the third time that pic has been posted...

[quote] How has no one mentioned Sterling Archer?

Several people have.

You should never post 'How has no one mentioned X?" if you also have multiple people blocked. It's really an asshole thing to do.

R204 So that's how it happens! Thank you. I've often wondered why some posts are repeated as if they never existed. It's because the posters were blocked. I thought people were just being lazy. Who knew?

Vavoom from Felix the Cat.

...and after Vavoom, the Great Gazoo - cuz he was clearly gay.

...and this little slut

I like male characters who deal with real-life issues in a mature way.

+1 for Walk on Water. Sean Cody shout-out.

Interracial is good.

Who’s that cartoon character (animal) that looks like Ben Affleck? Blocky, rectangular torso (not Sponge Bob), very small buttocks, and very diminutive legs (in comparison to torso). TIA.

I liked Keith from Voltron when I was a kid. I remember thinking that Keith and Lance were made up names just for the show, and then when I was about seven I met someone named Lance and I said, “Wow, you’re named after Voltron!” And he was like, “umm, nope.”

I felt like such a dork, but it makes me laugh now.

R212 Johnny Bravo?

Johnny

Or perhaps one of the angry beavers?

I always thought Mr. Magoo would make a very attentive lover. The heaps of cash might help as well.

Scrooge McDuck on the other hand...

No, not Johnny Bravo—had an animal face, IIRC. Thanks!

Not an Angry Beaver. Maybe some type of wolf face? Someone else on DL posted a photo of the character and made the comparison to Affleck (large blocky torso, tiny bottom half).

Catdog just for the novelty. It’d be like banging conjoined twins.

Popeye - right after he eats his spinach.

Dexter? R219

He’s not a wolf, but he is blocky.

R42 I was born in 1990, you cunt, and I've never started a Joan/Christina thread on here.

R222, no, not Dexter, I don’t think it had a human face.

Groundskeeper Willie had his moments

Anyone know r212’s character? I’m curious now.

I know Speed Racer has been mentioned, but has anyone brought up .......RACER X(Speed's sexy hot older brother). Was Sparky Speed's jerkoff buddy???

I don't think so. I'm surprised no one has.

On a similar note, Space Ghost!

Zak from Ferngully had a nice surfer boy look going on

And red headed fairy Pips wasn’t so bad either

Anyone interested in Check, Please! comic? There's something about the short dude (Bitty) here that just gets me.

You'd probably like Andrew Keenan-Bolger.

I had strange feelings whenever I saw Jimmy Neutron's dad.

Stephen Colbert energy.

R233 My favorite porn has to do with size kinks - I love a short dude with a tall dude (especially if the short dude tops). There's a reason I <3 "Fun Sized Boys" porn.

Erik Hanson's interpretations of Bluto make me curiously tingly.

Jason at R139 would definitely throw a mean fuck. Mark's too goody-goody.

R23 lol. I remember a version of that where you could click on the cartoon which would "jerk off" the image and then the animation would cum.

Lord Darcia, Hubb, Kiba & Tsume from the anime WOLF’S RAIN.

Tsume in particular looks like a dominant leather Daddy.

What? No one here has the hots for either of the Ambiguously Gay Duo???

Archer should have been drawn with chest hair and a nice trail. Just my opinion.

Sid Philips.

Batou from Ghost in the Shell looks like he'd spit in your hair while drilling your hole wide open.

R244 I've always been partial to Togusa (but I could've done without the mullet)

Hal Jordan (Green Lantern). Hot Daddy with a Power Ring.

Jack Zimmermann, "Check, Please!"

[R133] Ew. Aren't they, like, eleven?

And where the hell does that guy have his left hand? Is he wearing the kid like a glove?

Kevin Keller!

Brad Steele, the blond hunk of Kyle's Bed & Breakfast

On Earth, I'm nobody. But on Neverwhere, I'M DEN!

Gi Joe had a few. Including Hector Delgado aka Shipwreck:

Sgt Slaughter. But only in cartoon form- I didn’t find him hot in the WWF when he was a real person.

Cobra twins Xamot and Tomax

And crop top wearing Zartan . I always thought he had long, brown hair, but that’s actually a brown hood. He’s bald.

Gambit has returned.

Does Dr. Manhattan count? I'd take that transcendent dick any day.

mine was always Xan of the wonder twins too

On GI Joe I always loved Snake Eyes. He kept his face hidden and he never said anything but that just added to the mystique.

Yeah, you know Snake Eyes looks incredible naked.

Yes, r255. I would fuck the twins and all the Dreadnaughts.

When I was a kid I always had a thing for Roger in The 101 Dalmatians.

I'm going to get roasted for this, but I *still* have a crush on Launchpad McQuack from "Duck Tales."

R263 here; forgot to attach an image.

You want Bluto, what you get is Brutis.

Aquaman from Injustice 2

These two characters were referenced separately above, but Eric "Bitty" Bittle and Jack Zimmermann as a couple in the "Check, Please!" web comic have it going.

Vegeta from DBZ would throw a rough fuck.

Flynn Rider? Sounds like a porn star or the hero in the Harlequins I used to steal from my sister.

NED FLANDERS.

Thread closed.

The body that man has.....

Oh, that's right R270. NED FLANDERS.

Peter Pan has his twink appeal.

Foghorn

I forgot about stupid, sexy Ned Flanders and *that* ass!

Arthur Pendragon!

I always preferred the twinky He-Man from 2002 (even as Prince Adam!)

I was just wondering how long it would take for Muriel to reline this insane fucker at OP.

WAY TO GO, Muriel!

This is one sick fucker with all kinds of sick threads.

Keep up the good work, Muriel!

Kai from Vindictus <3 Vindictus ( a korean MMORPG) has really hot male characters and you can play with almost any kind of clothes/armor, except naked.

Jack Ranson., minor character on Star Trek Below Decks.

Fred Flintstone. Husbear.

Another vote for hottie Roger (Race) Bannon of Johnny Quest fame.

The step dad in Bless the Harts

Jeff from American Dad. God, I want to fuck him.

I mean, how do you NOT want to fuck this dude?

SPEED RACER! I actually had a crush on him!

Quick Draw McGraw