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China sending ducks to Pakistan to fight locust plague

I wonder if the ducks have diseases that will spread everywhere from Pakistan.

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by Anonymousreply 14February 27, 2020 9:59 PM

Pestilence—ticks, locusts

Plague—Lyme, coronavirus, Zika

Flooding

Fires

Earthquakes from fracking

Any famine yet?

by Anonymousreply 1February 27, 2020 12:10 PM

[quote]Any famine yet?

Well, I haven't had breakfast yet.

by Anonymousreply 2February 27, 2020 12:12 PM

Whither Darfur Orphan

by Anonymousreply 3February 27, 2020 12:22 PM

They just don’t get it.

by Anonymousreply 4February 27, 2020 3:46 PM

This isn't exactly what we had in mind.

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by Anonymousreply 5February 27, 2020 3:49 PM

No peeking, R5

by Anonymousreply 6February 27, 2020 4:13 PM

Wow who came up with this fucked up idea right now?

by Anonymousreply 7February 27, 2020 4:13 PM

The Chicoms.

by Anonymousreply 8February 27, 2020 4:18 PM

Uhhhh.... "China will not send ducks to tackle locusts in Pakistan, says expert"

That's the headline, despite OP's idiosyncratic reinterpretation of it.

by Anonymousreply 9February 27, 2020 4:40 PM

"Fuck! No Pakistan? Come on ,boys, forget the sunscreen and let's go back. Damn!

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by Anonymousreply 10February 27, 2020 5:12 PM

Let me at em.

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by Anonymousreply 11February 27, 2020 9:29 PM

Thug duck.

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by Anonymousreply 12February 27, 2020 9:35 PM

I will never stop loving a good Blingee.

by Anonymousreply 13February 27, 2020 9:53 PM

David Duck went to great lengths to get out of going to Pakistan.

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by Anonymousreply 14February 27, 2020 9:59 PM
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