“En route to Paris. Paranoid? Prudent? Panicked? Placid? Pandemic? Propaganda? Paltrow’s just going to go ahead and sleep with this thing on the plane. I’ve already been in this movie. Stay safe. Don’t shake hands. Wash hands frequently.”
Gwyneth Paltrow takes virus precautions, posts on Instagram
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 27, 2020 1:15 PM |
What a self-absorbed idiot. Like her mother...
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 27, 2020 4:32 AM |
don't interrupt! she's having her Sandra Bullock moment.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 27, 2020 4:34 AM |
That N95 mask is incredibly expensive, and most medical experts say it is unnecessary if you just keep washing your hands.
But I take great pleasure in knowing how uncomfortable it is and how hard she will find it to breathe easily on the flight.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 27, 2020 4:35 AM |
But does Gwyneth still steam her vag while wearing a gas mask?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 27, 2020 4:38 AM |
I bet she took 20 different shots before deciding on that one.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 27, 2020 4:47 AM |
Why does she speak of herself in the third person?
That's just creepy.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 27, 2020 4:51 AM |
Talking of oneself in the third person is the highest form of narcissism.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 27, 2020 4:57 AM |
She needs to light her vagina candles. I’m sure the smell would kill the virus immediately.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 27, 2020 5:43 AM |
Didn't she die in Contagion?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 27, 2020 6:07 AM |
R9 yep
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 27, 2020 9:07 AM |
Spoiler alert!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 27, 2020 9:18 AM |
Who put her up to this?
She’s probably getting a commission on new sales of that ridiculous apparatus.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 27, 2020 11:01 AM |
I speak GOOPish fluently and the whole message has two points:
1/ Look at me, look at me, look at me!
2/ I'm invited to Fashion Week in Paris (and you peasants are not)
I think she's really nice taking some time to goopsplain things to us.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 27, 2020 11:22 AM |
If she brings this back to the US...
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 27, 2020 11:55 AM |
She is going to bring it back to the US and be patient zero. Life imitates art.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 27, 2020 12:02 PM |
I won't get the coronavirus because I douche twice a week. Nothing beats coffee enemas.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 27, 2020 12:57 PM |
I could try to pretend to be one of the little people who makes $30,000 a year, but why? My innate superiority would shine through the artifice like the steady flame of a yoni candle.
No, best to speak my own authentic truth. I am flying to Paris (first class) where I will indulge in the finest fashions elbow to elbow with my fellow elite. Envy me.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 27, 2020 1:15 PM |