For when you want to look like a walking pair of nuts.
Jesus, now I've seen it all. This will not be on my "must buy" list.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 25, 2020 10:53 AM |
Form fucks with function!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 25, 2020 10:57 AM |
They make you real popular on the subway.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 25, 2020 10:59 AM |
I’ll have the entire collection!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 25, 2020 11:03 AM |
Are you supposed to fill them up with your farts?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 25, 2020 11:15 AM |
This looks perfect for the “ow mah leg” crowd.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 25, 2020 11:22 AM |
Bowie — as in David.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 25, 2020 11:26 AM |
'It's so......editorial."
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 25, 2020 11:54 AM |
[quote]Are you supposed to fill them up with your farts?
Well they ain't filled with helium.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 25, 2020 1:12 PM |
I am wearing mine to the office today - I am getting RAVE reviews!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 25, 2020 1:46 PM |
That’s stupid.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 25, 2020 1:52 PM |
Walking targets for every dog, I love these. I’d buy these for bus people just to fuck up your commute.
I do want a Willie Wonka blueberry suit, but must wait for that time when I have vast tracts of land.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 25, 2020 2:22 PM |
I just got on the waiting list for a pair. Well worth the $3000.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 25, 2020 2:52 PM |
Orchitis?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 25, 2020 2:59 PM |
“It’s not a condition!”
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 25, 2020 3:01 PM |
elephantiasis
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 25, 2020 3:06 PM |
God help you when you have to pee. Where will you be able to re-inflate your pants?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 25, 2020 3:16 PM |
R18, you wear a catheter and store your pee bags inside the pants.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 25, 2020 3:24 PM |
Get yours now! Never seen before outside the circus!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 25, 2020 3:26 PM |
The model looks miserable. Looking for his big break he winds up in floaty pants.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 25, 2020 3:27 PM |
Someone's been watching too many Pixar cartoons!
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 25, 2020 3:27 PM |
Somebody should tell Trump they have Kevlar in them. Tell him only those who use BIG salt shakers wear them.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 26, 2020 2:21 AM |
Incredibly chic!
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 26, 2020 3:06 AM |
Never shart-stain a cushion again.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 26, 2020 3:15 AM |
How to dress if you’re a human crash test dummy.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 26, 2020 3:19 AM |
He looks like so many of the rubber chicken dinners I’ve had at company events.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 26, 2020 3:21 AM |