...when Bernie wins.
First the primary, then the election.
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...when Bernie wins.
First the primary, then the election.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 9, 2020 9:59 PM |
Extremely. Maybe then she'll realize when she said nobody liked Bernie she was projecting.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 23, 2020 2:23 PM |
She was better qualified and accomplished than do-nothing Bernie. He can promise all kinds of things, but it doesn't mean he can deliver. Just remember that.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 23, 2020 2:26 PM |
Bernie may well get the Dem nomination, but he sure as hell isn't winning the general election in November.
So I imagine, on November 4, 2020, Hillary will be going about her business as usual, while Bernie and his Brownshirt Bros. will be jumping off the nearest cliff (much to the amusement and delight of the rest of the world).
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 23, 2020 2:28 PM |
She'll wait until there's a good "I told you so" opportunity to say anything.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 23, 2020 7:15 PM |
Who are you kidding? She's pulling the lever for Trump. That's how far she will go to make sure Bernie is not installed in The White House.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 26, 2020 2:59 AM |
You are NUTS!
Ole Bernie ain't winning shit!
People who know him HATE him, and Americans are NOT voting for an elderly, Jewish Atheist Socialist!
Primary voters are slitting our throats encouraging this feckless mountebank!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 26, 2020 3:10 AM |
Primary? Sorta mad. General Election? Won't happen.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 26, 2020 3:11 AM |
I can see her squatting over a head shot of B and aiming a warm, yellow stream of urine at his mouth. Or taking a hot dump on it with a supercilious sneer on her face.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 26, 2020 4:05 AM |
R8 And how many threads have I bumped where people insisted over and over and over that Trump wouldn't win?
Why is it so hard to believe that Bernie could win?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 26, 2020 4:08 AM |
Masturbatory Bernie Bro Fan-Fic
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 26, 2020 4:20 AM |
Bernie has already won, you just don't know it yet.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 26, 2020 4:25 AM |
I hope upon Bernie's defeat, his followers, like lemmings, hurl themselves off the cliffs after their big Kahuna leaps off.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 26, 2020 5:19 AM |
Do nothing Bernie unseating a sitting president who survived impeachment... what are the Bros smoking? Hillary wants some of that!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 26, 2020 5:23 AM |
You underestimate her. If it happens she, like the rest of us, will be partying in the streets at the thought of running Donald Trump out of town.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 26, 2020 5:31 AM |
I heard she already is looking into cats to purchase so that when Bernie wins, she can give it away.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 26, 2020 7:45 AM |
R17 is correct.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 26, 2020 2:18 PM |
I think Hillary Clinton will express her fury to her inner circle, screaming mad.
She'll issue a bland congratulatory statement, GOOD LUCK! I'LL DO WHAT I CAN TO SUPPORT BERNIE SANDERS.
Hillary will never express regret or self-awareness for her previous statements.
However, to her inner circle she will drag Bernie's name endlessly.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 26, 2020 2:53 PM |
[quote]when she said nobody liked Bernie
She said nobody in Congress likes Bernie. If he wins, you'll find that out for yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 26, 2020 2:54 PM |
I don't think she'll be mad at all. I think she'll be elated that the huge criminal element has been removed from the White House. And she'll even be more elated once he's indicted and tried for any number of crimes.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 26, 2020 2:55 PM |
I would vote for Elizabeth Warren just to piss her off.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 26, 2020 4:37 PM |
And Oim poichussing a cah fuh You! and You! and You!...
Aaaagggghhhh! (finger wags)
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 26, 2020 5:40 PM |
I believe she’d vote for Trump. She truly hates Bernie that much. He’s horribly divisive.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 26, 2020 5:43 PM |
No worry - he won't, he can't. The Rust Belt states will never vote for a communist. Enjoy the charade, just don't be upset when he loses and we get four more years of Dump.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 26, 2020 5:43 PM |
No worry - he won't, he can't. The Rust Belt states will never vote for a communist. Enjoy the charade, just don't be upset when he loses and we get four more years of Dump.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 26, 2020 5:43 PM |
She wanted to be president so bad and lost her only shot at it.
Now she could've tried again, like Bernie but didn't have the nerve.
So when Bernie wins, she'll be furious because she could've tried again and didn't
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 26, 2020 5:43 PM |
Every hour she will stick 10 more needles into this
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 26, 2020 5:45 PM |
[quote]She wanted to be president so bad and lost her only shot at it.
She’s already had TWO failed shots.
Of course, so has Biden and that hasn’t stopped him from going for a third. And geez, Hillary is only 72. She’s got another good 10 - 12 years she could run as a Democrat.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 26, 2020 5:47 PM |
[quote] I believe she’d vote for Trump.
No fucking way.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 27, 2020 12:05 AM |
How mad will Bernie be when at the Democratic Convention the Democratic Party decides to nominate an actual Democrat to be president and we get a Clinton/Buttigieg ticket?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 27, 2020 12:20 AM |
How mad will Democrats be when R34 happens and the Democrat comes in third place behind Bernie and Trump?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 27, 2020 12:22 AM |
[quote]She said nobody in Congress likes Bernie. If he wins, you'll find that out for yourself.
Hardy HAR!
Oh, DEAR. When you "find that out for yourself" they will hear the shrieking from the MOON!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 27, 2020 2:17 AM |
WHO exactly will be creating the LEGISLATION to enact Bernie's agenda? All the "corporatists and centrists" in the Democratic Party Bernie has been smearing for YEARS who wanted Hillary to be President, but Bernie went and destroyed her? They won't lift ONE finger to enact ANYTHING except their OWN agenda and Bernie will be forced to sign it!
It's all so foolish because this nasty old character-free do-nothing will not ever be elected or nominated.
"Peak Bernie" has already happened.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 27, 2020 2:22 AM |
They won't have a choice, R37. Just like congressional Republicans had to cooperate with Trump when they realized he was more popular with the base than they were, congressional Democrats will be forced to do the same.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 27, 2020 2:23 AM |
Well, we'll never know because he won't win the election. He'll lose in a historic landslide if we make the mistake of having him as the nominee.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 27, 2020 2:25 AM |
If he does lose it won't be anywhere near historic, or even remotely close to Reagan/Mondale.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 27, 2020 3:42 PM |
A landslide means the opponent gets less than 100 electoral votes. Reagan won two landslides.
The fact no Republican can win DC prevents a shutout. The fact that no Republican can win IL, NY or CA prevents a landslide
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 27, 2020 4:42 PM |
Hillary is already on medical watch as her blood's boiling that Biden will win and people will then say "If only he ran in 2016 instead of HER."
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 9, 2020 7:56 AM |
Hillary is happily chilling champagne for Bernie's horrific numbers coming from Michigan and Missouri on Tuesday!
Bernie is losing. Bernie is losing. Bernie is losing.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 9, 2020 8:01 AM |
When Bernie wins what? The nomination or the presidency OP?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 9, 2020 8:06 AM |
Bernie Sanders will never be president. He has a better chance of surviving a shark attack while being struck by lightning.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 9, 2020 8:15 AM |
Publisher’s Clearing House, r44.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 9, 2020 8:22 AM |
Like the vast majority of Americans, her first thought will be THAT FUCKING JEW!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 9, 2020 8:25 AM |
Bernie? You mean that 2 time loser? At least made it all the way to the top and won the popular vote by 3 million people! Bernie couldn't win his way out of a high school lunch box.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 9, 2020 8:28 AM |
The first couple dozen tweets in this thread sure didn’t age well.
LMAOOOOOOO at all the Bernie Bros.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 9, 2020 9:02 AM |
Thank you Rose at r46. Hand me that newspaper.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 9, 2020 9:55 AM |
Hillary would be winning had she enough guts to run again.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 9, 2020 2:43 PM |
OP, why do you have a hard on for Hillary?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 9, 2020 2:57 PM |
[quote]OP, why do you have a hard on for Hillary?
Pics please.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 9, 2020 2:58 PM |
LOL! Poor Bernie. His revolution has been stopped by old black church ladies and the corrupt reverend they worship
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 9, 2020 3:05 PM |
This thread isn’t quite going the way OP had hoped, is it?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 9, 2020 3:36 PM |
[quote]LOL! Poor Bernie. His revolution has been stopped by old black church ladies and the corrupt reverend they worship
His revolution was stopped by his own supporters... the cultists he was not able to inspire enough to actually go to the voting booth to vote for him
And yet they want you to believe he can win the Presidency.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 9, 2020 3:37 PM |
Why would she care? She's not running. Honestly, some of you trolls are beyond ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 9, 2020 3:39 PM |
Bernie couldn’t even get his dirtbag cult to the polls.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 9, 2020 3:40 PM |
I don’t understand why people think Bernie can still win the nomination. Are they living in a giant bubble saying “La la la, I can’t hear you.” He needed to sweep Super Tuesday, which he didn’t do. He lost states that were must wins. The rest of the primary states don’t favor him at all.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 9, 2020 3:42 PM |
This whole thread is like talking about music that was popular 5 years ago... still trying to be funny or cutting about things that old, tired, and irrelevant.
Yeah, Clinton would be some much more upset if Bernie won the general election than Trump. Yeah, she'd be happy if Trump won. Right.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 9, 2020 3:44 PM |
You crack me up, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 9, 2020 3:47 PM |
R42 Speaks the truth. Obama betrayed Biden. Thought he, Obama, could usher in another history-making President.
Well, in a way he did.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 9, 2020 3:52 PM |
Well said R63
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 9, 2020 4:07 PM |
Bitch will be on fire, spontaneous combustion
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 9, 2020 4:30 PM |
Sounds more like some of you are fuming that she's not.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 9, 2020 4:31 PM |
Hillary doesn't give a shit anymore. The way some of you fucking trolls salivate imagining her fury is hysterical.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 9, 2020 4:40 PM |
This post has aged like most Trump tweets.
Bernie is losing right now, badly. And he will lose the nomination. You can smell the desperation from his side.
He appeals to a small but very vocal minority of the Democratic party. Has no appeal to Rethugs except those propping him up b/c they knew Trump would destroy him in the general (see Hugh Hewitt, old Trumpster lunatic who somehow finds a platform for his derangement). He doesn't even appeal to alot of Democrats and many Independents - he's just too left for most people.
Bernie yet again fails to grasp that the core of the Democratic party are people who actually vote- old non-Deplorables, black voters and white college educated women. He appeals to young white men who don't vote but who like to trash people and complain very loudly on social media. Basement dwellers who want free stuff but won't leave the basement to vote.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 9, 2020 4:56 PM |
In 2016 Bernard could not get a single one of is colleagues to endorse him.
Four years later, how many endorsements has he gotten thusfar?
That tells you all you need to know.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 9, 2020 4:59 PM |
Bernie has the Reverend Jesse Jackson. And he has Jane Fonda.
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