Jane Sanders: Any Plans for a Makeover?

She looks better than that whore.

No. What is an embarrassment is the idiot president and his equally idiot wife that only has a slogan, 'bebest.'

That upper garment does her no favors. From whore Melania to her? This country gets the First Ladies they deserve.

And Bernie bros are the toxic ones?

I suspect she’ll have one of these demure frocks made for the inauguration gala.

He looks thin in that picture.

I meant Bernie in OP's picture.

Thin for Bernie.

Wow. It never occurred to me that she would need a 'makeover'. Why? To look like something she's not? Of course she would dress up for occasions that warrant it, but she looks very comfortable and at ease to me being true to herself.

R9 = lesbian

Ugh. Costco grifter frau Janie Sanders. Maybe she can con the local Koehl’s out of something

She doesn’t need to be a glamour girl (as if she ever could) but just an upgrade to looking like you care a little. That hair is right out of Woodstock. AARP Woodstock.

Socialists only believe in makeunders (paid by others).

I'm sure Sue Sarandon would kick in a few thousand to give Jane a wardrobe/makeup upgrade.

Jane looks like she's ready for Michfest.

she could be given the full Joan Rivers but she'll always be a vile fucking cow on the inside.

what a looker!

She looks happy and that's more than I can say for Melania.

OP, how dare you!

Trollop.

R18 Is Melania the baseline? Jane Sanders is a miserable cow (with sticky fingers!) regardless of the whore next to her.

and why wouldn't the grifting, smug, life ruining bitch look happy?

Why would she need a makeover. If Bess Truman avoided one . . .

She was an attractive single mother when she met Sanders.

Didn’t she bankrupt a college in Vermont and draw a big salary as it all collapsed round her? I thought she lied about donors and used Bernie’s influence to secure a bank loan.

R25: Sure, Jan.

T.J. Maxx would probably foot her a new wardrobe for the free publicity. Win-win.

r26: R25 is right. Jane Sanders was the COO (I think) of Burlington College. and she was involved in a land deal that ultimately led to the college's bankruptcy and ultimate closing in the last couple of years. Doesn't seem to matter to the Bernie fan club though.

Bernie should've replaced her with Sarandon before this campaign started.

Bess Truman looks better than Jane. Plus, she married a much smarter man.

Actually, Jane would be a perfect candidate for a makeover. She is still fairly decent looking for her age, and a nice haircut and Nancy Pelosi's personal stylist could whip her into acceptable shape. There are well-dressed if heavy rich women out there, so it can be done.

R31, Nancy Pelosi probably has a clause in some document somewhere stating "under NO circumstances can my people work with Sanders or anyone associated with him or fucking him." If not, she should.

Fuck you. She's a real woman, like many of our moms. Who the fuck are you to judge? Post a picture of your mom, please.

Calm down Mary, R33. Remember where you are, cunt.

She's a fucking dog. Where do you start? Seriously, the two of them are the ugliest, homeliest political pair since the Eisenhowers. Even the Johnsons were better looking than this tripe.

She's a fucking dog. Where do you start? Seriously, the two of them are the ugliest, homeliest political pair since the Eisenhowers. Even the Johnsons were better looking than this tripe.

R34 Fuck you and R36. A couple of hideous caftan queens still angry that their moms didn't love them enough.

Your mother, R37, was so disappointed in you she was sad she didn't die in a coat hanger abortion.

Well, I hope I'm still active and vital like Bernie, Joe and Bloomberg when I'm 78.

R39 always sees a rainbow!

R19 Gotta love her old money style

She could still wear colorful prints but if she learned which scale and cut of garments work better on her frame it could help him get votes...hair and makeup makeover too!

Nothing can be done about her until she loses some weight.

Tom Steyer’s wife has several tattoos that she loves to show off. But she is fit and trim.

326 million paper bags.

Jane Sanders' style isn't old money like Bar's, it 's new penny arcade.

Well, they never made over Mother!

I remember during the last election that CBS Sunday morning did an interview with them and asked about all her credit card debt. Bernie said she likes to shop or some nonsense, so I think she'll be fine. It's probably just until he gets the nomination and then she'll glam it up.

Calm down, Ladies. Once her husband is elected, Jane will only appear in the very best designs from LL Bean and Eddie Bauer.

More than that, I cannot promise.

Don't forget Loehmann's, r48. Most of her chic outfits come from Loehmann's.

Well, yes R49. But only for state dinners.

She’d look better if she wore LL Bean. Her fucking Walmart schmattas are garbage.

Plaid and paisley, America. Paisley and plaid!

They are millionaires so they can afford to pay to make her over.

She’ll make a fine First Lady.

R48 No, she is a poster child for Chico's meets Coldwater Creek with a little bit of J Jill thrown in.

Jane will be supporting designers in her home state with this stunning piece:

From R56's link, Brands from the past (that's Jane, right?) Tangee. Evening in Paris. OMG!

R57 I think people have complained that the Vermont's brands from the past aren't quite the same as they used to be.

Right, R57. I want to order Tangee lipstick in at least three different colors.

She'll look good in a prison jumpsuit.

She looks like the majority of her husband's female constituents. Would you feel better about her if she had spent $200,000 on plastic surgery?

The Eldergays will remember.

She looks like every other aging liberal lady who buys her hammered moon and stars earrings in museum gift shops or craft fairs.

Well, what would you people have her wear to a Drum Circle???

R63 gets it right. However, that's very relatable to a lot of the ladies. She's actually not repulsive or anything, has a friendly vibe about her. She's better-looking than one might expect Bernie's wife to be.

[quote]I'm sure Sue Sarandon would kick in a few thousand to give Jane a wardrobe/makeup upgrade.

If Sanders somehow wins, then that should be Sarandon's apology gift to this country.

R46 Actually Mother has grown her hair a bit, got rid of the bangs, and looks a little looser and more youthful these days.

Jane is a dog. So is Bernie.

[quote]Bernie said she likes to shop or some nonsense

For what??

[quote] For what??

For BERETS, you IDIOT!!!

R68, she's not a dog at all. She just needs to slim down. She's short so even 20 lb could make a big difference.

I suggest a classic caftan/earrings combo.

There won’t be a need since she won’t be First Lady.

If Bernie's wife weren't such a fat, sloppy slob of a cow, he might have taken South Carolina. He lost on aesthetic reasons.

The Sanders are about relating to regular everyday people. Their not trying to the elitist Kennedys, it's just not who they are. At least image wise.

Their true liberals, in the since, they aren't concerned with superficial aesthetics like fashion and glamour. That's everything people like them seem to be against. All of that are symbols of the wealthy elite, and that's everything Bernie is fighting to destroy. He won't be successful, but at least that's his shtick anyway.

No she has no plans, just like her husband, no plans for anything!

Sanders are not into dress-up. They want the $$$$$.

[quote]The Sanders are about relating to regular everyday people. Their not trying to the elitist Kennedys

Don't regular everyday people care about their weight, and being slobs, and making a nice appearance? Surely they're not ALL fuggos.