Pete with a beard

Beard should be fuller

That's the best he has EVER looked. He should let his hair grow. It would help a LOT.

Dayum, daddy!

Scandinavian realness.

Ick.

Now show us your armpits, Pete!

This is terrible.

He looks like he should be hosting The New Yankee Workshop.

.....

Wow. Super hot.

Pubes! I want pubes!

It makes him look less like a character out of Dr. Seuss.

It makes him look very Norwegian.

I suppose it makes him look less rat-faced?

I think Pete's fine as a politician and this shit is trivial but he actually really should grow a beard since it's the elongated space between his nose and upper lip that's his most problematic feature. Closing that gap some would, as these photoshops attest, fix that. It makes me think he can't grow a beard. Or is a beard too 'edgy" for his band of white-bread Americana? Beards are mainstream enough now aren't they? I mean if that grotesquerie Ted Cruz can have a beard Pete can

[quote]It makes him look very Norwegian.

Um, NO!

THIS IS A NORWEGIAN >

We haven't elected a bearded President since Teddy Roosevelt.

He actually looks pretty good - it helps with the baby-face.

I don’t like the OP photo but R8 looks great.

R16 This is an actual, real Norwegian.

Pete's beard looks better than Pence's beard.

Much better. Looks like a human, not a rodent. Quite pretty actually. And that is from someone who finds him repulsive

Maybe R21, but Pence has the hotter buttplug!

I like him with the beard. But when, oh when, are we going to see a shirtless pic of him??

HOT HOT HOT -- FLAMING GORGEOUS HOT

I want to worship his beautiful barefeet .

[quote]Or is a beard too 'edgy" for his band of white-bread Americana?

This.

Did you make that yourself R21 or is that an actual meme?

(And if you did make it yourself, kudos. We should spread it)

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I agree the length is a bit awkward but it looks good. I would be very happy with that man. He can grow a beard from the pictures I've seen but don't see it happening while he is in office.

The OP’s pic looks good. It de-rats his face.

Where are these coming from and why?

If there is a dick pic you know it was bought and paid for handsomely but Republican dollars or Russian rubles.

FUUUUUUUCK! He looks so hot with the beard!!!

I'm convinced. Pete for President.

Pete reminds me of Jared Kushner in the sense that they're both good looking men (Pete is much hotter), but I'm not sexually attracted to either one of them. There's just something missing. That said, I agree with many in this thread that the beard is a good look ...... a really good look.

Pete looks HOT with a beard in OP's pic. Yum!

He’s got a weak chin so yes to the beard

Jared Kushner is not a good looking man. He is tall and thin. A great many vapid Data Lounge Queens don't bother to look past that.

His hair is painfully thin. His face reflects that he has no soul. Worst of all, he never seems to have any eyelashes. He is altogether hideous.

Jared Kushner has the kind of sexless polished plastic conventionally attractive look that has populated Bravo’s Million Dollar Listing franchise for many seasons. You can’t seriously call him physically unattractive. He’s not. But something doesn’t register as human and so the vibe he gives off is ambiguous AI danger without any sort of titillation, even when he shows off a pretty ideal lab-created twunk body.

R40 Simon, dear, you have no credibility on the subject of what’s appealing.

[quote]There's just something missing

What he needs is to let go of is his rigidity and the need to prove that he is perfect.

Nothing a few weeks in Southern California with an entourage of hot boys can't fixed.

[quote]Jared Kushner is not a good looking man. He is tall and thin. A great many vapid Data Lounge Queens don't bother to look past that.

Sometimes he looks rather smooth and elegant looking and yes, handsome - but when he speaks...

R39- Something about his in those photos reminds me of Matthew McConnhey. Whom I don't find appealing at all.

Better

His voice reveals he’s actually a rat.

What Pete needs is to get the fuck out of Bumfuckville, Indiana and head straight to Los Angeles.

Come to the good side Pete. We are waiting for you !!

Looks a bit like the new Romulan character Narek on "ST: Picard."

So much hotter. I see he's already got a little gray in the beard. Love the look. I'm still not voting for him but I'd surely fuck him.

I HATE beards but on him, yaba daba doo!

R26

LOL #beardedbuttigieg is trending on Twitter right now

And so is this

Are there any bare feet pics of Pete beyond the one where he's sitting on a pier with Chasten & you can sort of see them?

If we vote for Pete, do we also get a blowjob?

Because I really want to see Pete on his knees sucking my cock. Mmmmm Pete

He’s very fuckable like that

Hideous hair! He looks like Jack Dorsey.

Chasten looks great at r53. He should wear hats more often.

[quote]Chasten looks great at [R53]. He should wear hats more often.

He looks great because his head is covered.

I actually think he is quite handsome as he is. This could have been a real game changer though.

Pete with a beard is no Peter Beard.

I think he would look much better with a beard. Some of us do. Thank God we're men and are able to do that.

I’d let him cum in my ass.

I'd let him cum in your ass, too!

I just jizzed in my pants

Sexy!

He needs to stop with the gimmicky shit.

You queens will like it, but America won't.

Michelle Obama had to wear her hair straightened, for EIGHT YEARS, to satisfy the American voter. She didn't want to seem too "threatening," if she had curly hair.

Pete has to do the same. Straight hair, and clean cut.

Anything else, is pandering to fetishists, and the American voter will REJECT him.

The pictures aren't real, they were modified to add the beard

So gay.

It works for him. It hides his weak chin and less than square jaw.

r66, first, these are fake, pics photoshopped by fans (or trolls); second, I agree with your final thesis -- if his beard grows out as well as some of these pics, I think he should wait until after the election to let it grow. Then he can be the hottest president in American history.

Looking like a 70s gay performer.

I don't really find him attractive but this is definitely the best he's ever looked. He should get a beard for real.

A beard does not equal votes.

Or delegates, for that matter.

Gurl, BYE.

Trudeau grew a "fuck you" beard after his last election.

I think the longer hair is sexier as well.

Definitely looks better with longer hair and beard.

He should go full-hipster if he gets elected.

Looks good. Suits him much more than Justin's does.

Justin Trudeau was very attractive before the beard. Mayo Pete not so much.

I agree I think the beard on Justin looks bad.

Do you like MY beard?

I love Pete, but not a fan of the whiskers.

For a second there, I thought OPs picture was Griffin Barrows. Imagine him in the White House! They’d need all new furniture after 8 years.

Pete needs to keep the facial hair.

I like the facial hair. A lot.

Love him with a beard. I would say that with the exception of Matt Bomer, most men look better with some facial hair.

Looks like a pervert geography teacher from the 1980s

[quote]Looks like a pervert geography teacher from the 1980

What’s wrong with that?

I don't like the hair in OPs picture. He looks better since he started cutting it shorter on the side. I like the beard pics, but we haven't had a President with facial hair in almost 100 years, not since Taft. Americans are stupid and superficial - would a beard help, or hurt his chances?

Kenny Loggins realness

I would NOT go that far, R78.

He needs to get some kind of energy nd testosterone- and fast. He's not connecting to Amurkans, weaned on a reality TV culture of oooh! SNAP insults and overturned tables.

Roll-up your sleeves and start yelling, bitch!

Cute as a BUTTON.

The beard makes up for his weak chin, but he's still not hot. He is very average looking.

He is definitely not hirsute enough to grow the beards shown in those photoshopped pictures.

Plus, the buzzcut/beard combo makes him look like a previously unsuspected older Jonas Brother, which would NOT help him get taken seriously.

Yes, he is, R95. Shorts show that he has very hairy legs. He also grew some facial hair while he was at Oxford. Not a full beard but this one is actually real.

We need our Presidents to be fuckable, and fun at parties.

He looks so handsome and distinguished. The beard really brings out his beautiful eyes.

Beards hide lack of good bone structure, so yes its good!

pretty boy

That look will definitely swing him a couple more votes

I wish he would, damn

I like it, maybe because his hair looks better

His legs are hairier than Martin's were.

Looks hot in OP's pic, but it's fake. In real life, it probably wouldn't look so good.

He might want to distance himself from fellow millennial Donald he, who is beaded. So there is that

👆🏻 Another failed Russian-to-English translation?

DJTJ beaded. There's a look. Not a good one, but a look.

[quote]We haven't elected a bearded President since Teddy Roosevelt.

TR never wore a beard. And he wasn't the last moustchioed president, either.

[quote]Kenny Loggins realness

Kenny Loggins is now Asian.

He looks great but he looks so handsome

Hey Pete. Keep the beard but lose the foreskin.

What decade is this?

A professional with a beard???

Get real.

Shame on you, R113! Foreskin is faaaaaaaaabulous!

Anyone post Elizabeth Warren with a beard yet?

No thonks

You can't fool us, R116, that's Ken Burns.

Yum! Pete would look great with a beard.

[quote] Where are these coming from and why?

[quote] —Makes me think maybe there is a dick pic

Forget about it, there are no dick pics, Pete has been plotting a life in politics since he was in grade school, there are no dick pics.

I imagine Malta is a land of little white dolls and big white dicks.

Er little white dogs...

Huge improvement

The Maltese dog is way cuter than the Maltese candidate.

I would eat Pete with a Beard's hairy hole.

Omg.

R113, how do you know he's uncut?

hot as hell !!!

hope he becomes a commentator on MSNBC....could use more of that and less of chris hayes.

Better, he is a chinless wonder so the beard helps.

He looks like my high school sweetheart. Wow...

I feel like two months ago there was a popular meme of older photos of Pete with a beard, mostly from when he was younger and in the military, when he had cropped hair (and the pictures were apparently photoshopped).

Regardless of their age or realness, they exploded in popularity because people realized how sexy he could look in a beard.

But now he's actually growing one, NOW, and his face is older and it looks... not the same. It looks good! But it doesn't look like those bangin' photos from a while back.

Petey always reminds me Alfred E. Newman. Now he reminds me of a scruffy, bedraggled Alfred E. Newman.

Lookslike a nerdy 70s hot daddy.

Looks like a lesser attractive Elliot gould in the 70s.

Who?

Just shut up, all you mean queens. He is ADORABLE.

[quote]He is ADORABLE.

Only to the tasteless and desperate.

That's Helen Keller chiming in at r134. Ridiculous comparison.

I wanna see Pete in a tiny white speedo.

Anyone know if Pete has a big juicy cock?

I love the fact that he makes gender queens apoplectic with rage over not being "queer", but he's very plain-looking. Does nothing for me.

Pete looks fuckable.

(R132) That's Trump's nickname for him, actually.

He looks like the missing apostle from the film "Jesus of Nazareth".

And I mean that as a compliment.

[quote] He looks like the missing apostle from the film "Jesus of Nazareth". And I mean that as a compliment. —Della

Of course you do . . .

I do, r145, Really.

As a teenager, when "Jesus of Nazareth" was first televised, iirc, around 1977, it was a huge TV event. I thought ALL the apostles were so handsome.

He would have polled better with the beard.

For some reason, the beard pulls my attention to his beautiful blue eyes.

He still ugly as hell.

I'm sorry but there is NOTHING "hot" or even good looking about him.

Eh, he's normal guy decent looking, not Hollywood pretty. I'd imagine he'll age better than most who are the latter, though.

You're crazy R150. He looks like a fucking rat .

Della I love you, that cast is fabulous looking.

Real beard below!

R153 I like the beard and the short hair it balances his face and give him more character.

No one cares about this total non entity.

He looks older like a 45 year old well maintained man.

Very sexy. I can see why he knew to shave during the primary campaign. It kept idiots from realizing this is a sexy, fuckable gay man. He needed to neuter.

I prefer nerdy, candidate Pete over thirsty Pete.

He looks like a hipster.

A big Smoooch to you, r152, and back at 'ya.

I'm a fire-eating non-believer, but "Jesus of Nazareth" is really good. Of course, some the acting is way hammy, but, so what.

[quote]No one cares about this total non entity

You may not care about him, r155, but you aren't the national spokesperson. Clearly, there are a lot of people who DO care about him and find much to admire. You've stated your opinion many, many times. Don't you have a freeway nearby that you could go play on?

I like the look.

I want him inside me quite deeply.

Tough luck, r163. I, on the other hand, enjoy him inside me quite deeply as often as I want.

He looks like a spiv or a Macedonian criminal.

Just horrible and tacky.

Deeply, R164?

totally adorkable

After school year is up, he and Chasten need to pack-up and move to the whitest, most liberal area of the country and run for Senator or Representative.

Costco encounter

LEGO section at Target:

adorkable

he just started a new super pac to help dems down ticket win

Here, R172. Hope it works.

He superPACked me last night.

I bet he’s a control top

Yes, I note some improvement. Now he just needs to renounce politics forever and become a venture capitalist who goes to leather bars at weekends. Chasten can be traded in for a throuple.

[quote]I bet he’s a control top

Like my pantyhose?

he's into whips and chains

R178 have fists flown 👊? Do tell!

Pete likes to piss all over Chasten.

[Quote] Pete likes to piss all over Chasten.

Didn't know Chasten was into that... and I always thought Pete was the presidential one.

R181 it’s presidential when you do the pissing. Just ask 45!

So cuuuute:

He looks hot in those pictures, r183!

Now he looks like a long haired rat.

He’s got a buzz cut now

Looks damn fine. Big improvement.

[quote]Jared Kushner is not a good looking man. He is tall and thin. A great many vapid Data Lounge Queens don't bother to look past that.

You forgot ‘white’. He reminds me of a pale newt.

it's jared's personality which I dislike

Yeah, Jared's personality is the definition of "wet mop," but his looks are pretty awful, too.

Jared looks neutered. He's also one of the dumbest and most effete men out there. Oh, and he's evil. No thank you.

I'm glad to hear dumb, he just seems crooked to me

I'm glad to see his face

He looks admittedly a lot better. His personality is still repulsive and he'd be a hard PASS just for that.

I like his adorkable nature.

R78 wow that really is Fidel Castro‘s son.

It's a Chia Pete.

growing and growing

I think he's tremendous.

he's such a bore

So YOUTHful:

squee

Stylish Throwback:

he's clean shaven now

Way better with a beard.