WEHT Michael Fassbender ?

He never had any real fans, which is why his movies bombed. He can act, but comes across as too cold to be a really big star

I found him strangely hot and beautiful as the android, David, in Prometheus. Almost Bowie-like.

He was very good in The Snowman (2017) as an aging, alcoholic detective.

Old and very plain bland looking. Forgot all about him.

When I saw him Prowhatever I thought why would an android have crow’s feet. He had a big flop serial killer movie.

He has a very angry and mean-spirited vibe.

'Dark Phoenix' was also a disastrous flop.

I miss his penis more than I miss him.

He is very handsome. But doesn't seem to play the Hollywood game. His movies bomb. To many rumors he is very abusive to women.

He is a good actor.

Taika Waititi is going to give him some relevance. He's the lead of Taika's next film, the sports comedy NEXT GOAL WINS.

He was very sexy as Edward Rochester in Cary Fukunaga's film version of "Jane Eyre". And very intense as Steve Jobs.

That pretty thing he married hasn’t been heard from either.

Very sexy.

[quote] NEXT GOAL WINS

He is goals.

I loved Jo Jo. I can’t imagine Fassbender in a Bad News Bears like comedy.

R10 Hopefully he'll be prominent in locker room scenes?

Many men can look good in their 40s. Probably considers himself to macho to moisturize.

Macho? He's an actor, not a lumberjack

[uote] That pretty thing he married hasn’t been heard from either.

She's probably been bedridden since the wedding night. It's hard to ambulate when you've been savaged by the dick of death.

Love him in the british movie Fish Tank. So hot.

Michael Fassbender’s History of Alleged Abuse: Former Girlfriend’s Story Resurfaces in #MeToo Era The Daily Beast obtained a 2010 petition filed in court by Fassbender's former girlfriend in which she details multiple instances of abuse.

This year will have thrust upon us Glorias. His wife and DL Fave Julianne Moore will play a version of Gloria Steinem.

Sex on a stick

[quote]Michael Fassbender’s History of Alleged Abuse: Former Girlfriend’s Story Resurfaces

While watching the fight scene between he and Gina Carano in HAYWIRE, I thought, "this must bring back memories for him".

R7 me too, his cock is amazing

He is an excellent actor, but a sullen cunt and looking craggy.

I was just watching him in a (bad) Terence Malick movie, SONG TO SONG. He's sexy amd intense but there's always something kind of creepy about him.

I think the popular and box-office failure of STEVE JOBS in 2015 was a turning point. Had it succeeded, Fassbender might have gotten out of sci-fi and superhero genres and become a major leading man. Instead it bombed and is largely forgotten.

Fassbender is 43. He should find a really innovative TV project instead of chasing a brass ring.

I like him because he's a male star who is unafraid to do nudity. For some reason Hollywood has this weird culture where most female actors HAVE to do nudity at some point, but for men it's optional and it's okay for them to never want to show skin. I always appreciate a male actor who isn't shy to take his clothes off in front of the camera, as they help normalize male nudity in Hollywood.

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Lots of male actors will get nude, R28. Most of them won't show their PENIS, however, which makes Fassbender exceptional.

OTOH, if I had a penis like his, I'd show it off constantly.

Quite handsome.

He was great in that sex addict movie.

My friend met him, really thin in person. Nice guy.

I think he is gorgeous. I loved him in the alien movies. He just doesn't play the Hollywood game. You don't see him at the Hollywood kiss ass parties.

I'd watch him in anything.

I'm constantly amazed by how slim most TV and film actors are in real life, R34. It used to be mostly the women, but now most of the men are held to some 0% body fat standard as well. I think it's high-definition that's changed everything.

R27, Fassy's been doing dramas his whole career. I recently saw him in an old episode of Poirot. He did smaller stuff, TV and pretty much crap for years before hitting it big. I suspect he appreciates X-Men films a lot. Too bad Dark Phoenix was possibly his last X-Men film. His career as Magneto should've ended on a higher note.

Yes, Fassbender played Macbeth the same year as STEVE JOBS. With DL fave Marion Cotillard as Lady M.

Unfortunately, even fewer people watched that one.

He's hot as hell, has a big dick, and he's good actor. I too would watch him anything. But generous nude scenes aside, SHAME was an extremely silly film (and STEVE JOBS was a little underrated).

R39, silly is not the word I'd use to describe Shame. It's more like sad, scary, dark.

He is a good actor, just needs to land the right projects.

He should probably a good TV miniseries to star in.

R41, he's right at home on TV as well but I don't mind him doing only movies. I personally like that there are tv stars and then there are movie stars.

He never should have done the nudity. It’s all anyone talks about when they mention him. Plus he is sullen and kind of dull as an actor.

R38 That 'Macbeth' was hopeless.

It was put together by an Aussie amateur who'd only done 2 movies. He was obviously obsessed by this 'dark video games' because the actors were invisible in the grunge and the dialogue was inaudible behind the thudding noises and lousy microphones.

They might as well as have spoken in Gibberish or Brooklynese. Utter waste of time and it lost $4 million at the box office.

I don't think I like him as a blond.

Makes his skin look sallow, despite bringing out his delicate blue eyes.

Much better.

He's a Frankenstein.

He's got a German name. The top half of his head has the sallow skin, weak eyes and colouring of a very ordinary Scotsman. But the bottom half of his head is a massive lantern jaw like a Dreadnought or a Rachel Kempson.

What's interesting about Fassbender is onscreen he always gives the impression that he could do anything at any time. Freak out, laugh, jerk off, kill someone--they all seem equally possible. It gives him a disturbing air of sexy menace. Steve McQueen consistently knows what to do with this quality of Fassbender's. Other directors, not so much.

I wish he'd work with Tarantino again. He was great in Inglorious Basterds.

MF is not a Scot. His father is German and his mother is Irish. Born in Heidelberg but raised in Killarney, Ireland.

North Irish Catholic on his mother's side, from a very Protestant county (Antrim). Claims Michael Collins as an ancestor.

I remember seeing him in an episode of "Poirot" before he became famous. Even then I would have ripped his undies off and fellated him, right in front of M. Poirot!

He's a good actor, IMHO someone who should be more concerned with being an Actor than with being a Star.

Especially as he's a better fit to anti-hero and villain roles, than to playing a hero. As R48 points out, there's always something a bit off about him, there's always something dark under the surface. He never plays someone the audiences likes or wants to be, although sometimes he can play a character that the audience wants to bang.

His teeth are really yellow.

Is he a heavy smoker? He’s got many of the features. Talented and sexy nonetheless.

I enjoyed Slow West, especially the long underwear scene.

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[quote] most female actors HAVE to do nudity at some point, but for men it's optional and it's okay for them to never want to show skin.

Straight male audience and the expectation that every male actor should be hung.

Didn't he beat up so now former girlfriend years ago.

Gotta love #MeToo. Some people's careers were damaged or hurt by one lurid comment decades ago but the likes of Fassbender got off scot free. I'm glad he as disappeared. Big cocks are a dime a dozen.

I watched his MacBeth recently. Loved it and he looks very hot.

R57 it's been mentioned in this thread alone about 10 times

He's an Aries, why am I not surprised.

He should work with Viggo Mortensen, play his brother or son or something. They look similar, they could play relatives.

Viggo has also exposed the peen on several occasions. God bless him. He keeps in good shape for his age.

He's nowhere near Fassbender territory, however.