Lately my urine has borne the odor of corn chips

Can I have your stuff?

Prostate cancer, plus diabetes type II.

Yeast infection.

Fritolayitis

There is no known cure.

Damn, R1 is quick.

[quote]Damn, [R1] is quick.

OP's demise will be as well.

CORN chips? When did you eat CORN chips?

My pre-cum lately has smelled like lacquer

Pour some salsa on it!

It’s only the smell of Cheetos that causes death.

Cash in your chips, OP; you’re a goner.

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the grips of Frito-Lay.

Has Frito Lay come up formulated an asparagus flavored chip?

OP you should drink a lot more water.

What are you eating?

Coffee sometimes makes my pee smell like wheat.

That's how it starts.

Asparagus makes my pee smell funny, but that's about it.

R8 Have you been polishing your nails again?

R1 C'mon. Give the rest of us a chance! How do you know his stuff is gonna fit? You're a greedy pig.

Switch to popcorn.

Sometimes after drinking coffee, my pee smells like coffee… And good coffee too!

Like that kind in an electric percolator!

OP, your urine 'has borne the odor' of corn chips? It 'wafts' up? Are you in a creative writing extension class somewhere? This is like reading a post by Nathaniel Hawthorne...

[quote]C'mon. Give the rest of us a chance! How do you know his stuff is gonna fit? You're a greedy pig.

Honey, I'm 67. I'll be gone soon too. You can have both of our stuff then.

I have had this happen a few times over the years, OP but I have always attributed it to being very dehydrated.

Do you do Keto? I was doing it awhile back and it happened a few times then.

You are white and your dick is now stale.

Diabetes

R24 how does keto contribute to being dehydrated? I don’t eat a lots of grains but I am not exactly on keto. I eat paleo basically, with a small amount of grains.

R26, you mean Diabetus.

OP, you mean The Diabetus.

Bottle that stuff.

OP is pregnant.

Smelling urine was very popular before modern medicine developed testing methods. One possible disease doctors regularly diagnozed via an urine sample was in fact diabetes. You should see a doctor, OP.

Urine and breath of diabetics is “sweet”-smelling. My sister had a friend who was a Type 1 and she said her breath smelled like real maple syrup. She’d tell her friend when she smelled it and usually that’s when her sugar was too high.

Ketogenic diet also makes urine, breath and sweat smell different. Some experience the smell of acetone or cat pee. It happens to me.

I'm not diabetic -- have had blood tests several times over the past decade. Not pregnant as I've been using protection -- specifically, chastity, and a lack of ovaries, birth canal, fallopian tubes or a uterus.

OP, how are you doing?

Urine has returned to its usual uriney smell.

Interestingly I have not eaten corn or tortilla chips in ages, although I suspect that is not really relevant to the aroma of one's number 1.

[quote] You should see a doctor, OP.

OP: Lately my urine has borne the odor of corn chips

Doctor falls off chair injures himself from laughing too hard.

^You're a bit dense and thick, r37, aren't you?

OP I'm glad you're back to normal urine-wise. But please do check with a medical professional. Some of the postings here were about diabetes. Get checked.

I know, right r38? Some people are so pedestrian it's impossible to have a laugh when they're around.

[quote]has borne the odor of corn chips

From the way you be speaking, I diagnose you with ancientgayitis.

Go back to lipstick alley, r41

This is OP.

My feces smells like shit.