rocco ritchie and his boyfriend

That's his father you moron.

Cute and well dressed though.

Nice suit. The old guy is probably some charity case he’s taken pity on.

Love his clothes ,but that poor boy will never,ever,ever be cute . Hes just got a weird shaped face and head .

That is not Guy Ritchie.

R1---check your eyes checked honey!

The old guy is some hobo who wants to mug him

It’s his Daddy just not biologically

The "Daddy" looks like an older and uglier Chris Martin.

Cindy Crawford’s son should take an example from him.

Oh, Rocco.

No brown in town, hunty.

That boy has a face only a mother could love.

Then again you don’t look at the mantle piece when you’re poking the fire.

Rocco's dressed like a 1970s GQ ad.

The Ritchies serving up vintage looks - even David who is dressed like a greaser.

I don't think he's bad looking. He has lovely eyes.

Did Ritchie adopt a black child?

Mostly attractive people in r14. Who’s the bird?

[quote] Who’s the bird?

Guy's wife Jacqui.

Rocco doesn't have neck and his torso is like that of the succubus Meghan Markle.

R18 Jacqui. Jackie. Same name. One more pretensious.

This is what happens when mom can't abstain from gang bangs during pregnancy. He came out all smooshed and janky.

fucking him 4 coke money

The old guy’s fly is unbuttoned.

While I appreciate Rocco trying to figure out who he is and what he likes, this is an example of the clothes wearing the man.

DLers and people on twitter have absolutely no idea what ugly truly means. If you all go to Indonesia or Phillippines, you will know the true meaning of the word ugly.

Rocco was always ugly even as a kid. Poor guy. The English don't age that well.

He has style, which will age better than looks, but I like his looks, too.

The old guy was quoted as saying "Madonna was correct about Rocco. Nosausage indeed."

He is average and unremarkable. Ugly is a very strong word. Most people in the world are just unremarkable.

Ritchie adopted David while married to Madonna. David is much cuter than Rocco--tall, trim, and looks great with the glasses.

I suspect, and I may be off base here, that young Rocco may be a bit of a twat, given his parentage, "fashion" and hair choices as well as body language. But I guess he never had much of a chance, huh?

He looks like he is made of lumpy porridge.

Is this kid out? Had no idea he was gay.

That is most definitely NOT Guy Ritchie.

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That Great Gatsby look he's sporting is ridiculous.

He’s just not attractive, and the clothes he chooses to wear only call attention to his unfortunate appearance. I agree with R30 that he looks like a twat. Makes me wonder about nature v. nurture. Seems like he’s out of luck either way.

I couldn't date anyone from Madonna's bloodline. Yuck. (Same thing for a Trump, a Manson or an Osmond). It has nothing to do with his looks.

R37. Don't worry, you're safe.

I didn't know he was gay. Madonna had to have a gay son, I guess.

Rocco is trying way too hard with those outfits. He needs to dial it down.

No sausage

R33 Guy Ritchie has aged poorly.

Verificatia of Rocco sizemeat?

He looks fine to me. He doesn't have a modern face. He's even smart enough to realise that, thus the vintage looks. He looks like a character actor from the 30s or 40s.

Guy Ritchie must be disappointed that his first son turned out to be a big homo.Clear daddy issues for both.

Is Rocco actually declared gay or is this just a DL assumption?

It's neither, you twat. Few on DL think so. It's dumbasses with nothing witty to say about anything.

The kid scream "Pillow Queen" !!

It's disgusting how the old man is grabbing Rocco"Can't Pull It Off, the Homely Cracker" Ritchie's little crotch in the photo.

Rumpled older guy is sort of cute- assuming he is witty and self deprecating. Which I can’t assume.

I love it when the pre plastic surgery genes surface. Looking at you Rocco, Apple Martin and Alexis Joel.

Their ultra shallow parents pretend it doesn’t bug them...

"Madonna had to have a gay son, I guess"

All gay icons have LGBTQ offspring: Cher, Madonna, Barbra, Judy, Lana Turner, Rita Hayworth, Warren Beatty...

[quote] On the other hand, he appears to have a nice ass.

However, #nosausage

Rita Hayworth?

Izsh Lorna a lezshbian?

Grandson

Any active links to "Andrew Sauston" porn?

Why is he dating 1976??

Girleenas

He looks really good and well dressed

he looks queer and feared

Is this the one that's the photographer? Or is that Romeo Beckham (how the fuck do I know such names 😛?) The spawn of two Chavs that got lucky.

A most unfortunate looking kid. But because he’s white, some try to argue otherwise.

I think he cleans up quite nicely.

I really like his fashion sense but his face is really tragic. He’s like that guy who was in that movie with Cher.

Just imagine if Rocco and Rumer Willis had a kid. Oh, the horror....

Guys other kids are very attractive. So, I guess we know where the fug genes came from.

He embodies the role of Sicilian blooded thug in those clothes/costumes.

R28 Remarkably ugly

Rocco Ritchie looks like a burns victim with Downs Syndrome.

I liked his London Boy look a few years ago. He did a collab with Adidas and he had CHAV and skin looks. He has a nice smile. He looks like Madonna's brothers and his father. He's young but masculine looking to me. He's a shrimp and will have to compensate.

Yeah, he looks much better repping "This Is England" than "The Great Gatsby."

He's not ugly at all, just average with some nice features and some not so nice features.

I really thought he would’ve turned out to be better looking

Are we sure Nathan Lang ain't his dad?

Rocco Lane?

Wow he cleaned up nicely 👏👏

word is that is his bf/ daddi o...leave em alone, theyr happi

he doin gr8 since he away from that old harpy mommy

He’s natty. I love it.

It’s not a remarkable sense of style if it’s just copied one to one from another time.

R71 he really is tiny. He looks like a young Christopher Ciccone mixed with a little Guy Ritchie. I think he’s good looking too bad he has not interest in acting he could make a good dramatic actor with that face and girls would love him. Only on dL can someone find a pic of a straight famous guy with another guy and call the other guy their boyfriend.

R66

Yeah they're not attractive.

His boyfriend looks like Blake Sheldon.

R66 first of all ugly people have beautiful children. Secondly Rumer is gorgeous and Rocco is handsome. He’s just short. If he was tall he’d probably be in Hollywood.

R85: Who needs Hollywood when your father is Guy Ritchie?

he will be a wild man soon, look at his parents.....hellions

I wonder how often Madge has said to Rocco that Sean Penn could have been his father.

R85=Helen Keller

Is this his ex?

that suit is for the country estate, not the streets in town.

the leather bomber is for the country drive in the topless car, not the streets in town. although it passes well enough since we've all worn or seen that style on the streets since the 1920s when it became fashionable.

Marry me, r91!

i will show him what a good fucking feels like