Billy Porter's red carpet looks in 2019-2020

Who the FUCK is this person??

She needs to get an X eye patch and just go away.

Ugliest outfit yet.

WHY is Billy Porter even there???

He's a Broadway and tv (for a brief moment which has ended!) personality, he's not in any films that I know of! It's such ridiculous gay minstrelsy for a straight "YAAAS Queen!" audience. Good Lord, how embarrassing!

Damn this looks like a sad RuPaul's Drag Race challenge outfit from a queen who didn't know how to use a sewing machine and got eliminated!

His Oscar look is just terrible. U-G-L-Y.

And yet it'll be hailed as a masterpiece or some nonsense, just because no-one wants to be the odd one out and be accused of "not getting it".

Will this guy show up anywhere in a gown?

Can you use a urinal in one of those things?

It doesn’t match.

Does Girlfriend have a movie we are unaware of?

Anyone can get an invite to the Oscars these days it seems. What the hell is this D list TV star doing at Hollywood’s biggest night?

He sang a bit of the opening number

He is working it. He should have disappeared 15 years ago. His dress schtick is extending his career another 10 years. Good for him.

He needed to alter that bodice for his frame. It flares at the bottom to accomodate hips he doesn't have, giving the illusion of a belly- since he also has a longer torso than a woman would and it hits him higher.

Love the heels and the bodice together, don't like the big poofy skirt. Pants (shock!) or a body-con skirt would have fit the look better.

He conducted red carpet interviews and totally embarrassed himself. It was obvious that he had done no preparation and hardly knew whom he was interviewing.

Benny Hill wanna-be.

It's indicative of our politics and society to become fascinated by these shiny vehicles, where no one has ever looked under the hood to see what's really there....as in most cases, nothing.

It's times like this when I really miss Mr. Blackwell.