That is all.
She does. Oh, she does. And I should know.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 8, 2020 9:42 PM |
It smells like teen spirit.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 8, 2020 9:43 PM |
Agreed
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 8, 2020 9:44 PM |
By southern Californians it is pronounced STEENKS!'
So yes, she looks like she STEENKS!!!!
Even with the GUCCI!!!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 8, 2020 9:45 PM |
OP is Ariana Grande
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 8, 2020 9:51 PM |
R5 is a CUNT!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 8, 2020 9:54 PM |
She looks like a throw rug with eyes.
I hate her and everything about her.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 8, 2020 9:57 PM |
She’s disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 8, 2020 9:58 PM |
It's all that avocado on her hair, it went bad a long time ago.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 8, 2020 9:58 PM |
She probably does. Didn’t she recently say one of her favorite things to do is to take a shit?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 8, 2020 9:58 PM |
Hold on cunts. There is a song of hers I DO like. Hold on. I don't remember it. I am 42 and should not be even listening to this cunt!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 8, 2020 9:59 PM |
I understand that she dresses like that to deflect comments about her body and looks, but it just elicits different kinds of comments. She is not unattractive under all that awful styling. If she had more flattering hair and makeup and clothes, she would look like a typical moderately attractive kid.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 8, 2020 9:59 PM |
[quote]Didn’t she recently say one of her favorite things to do is to take a shit?
Wow, she's so edgy.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 8, 2020 10:00 PM |
It's called Everything I Wanted!!!
I do like it.
Its a real Earwig. This song gets in your head!!!
But I think Billie probably smells like Gucci and PITSTANK!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 8, 2020 10:01 PM |
Did this little troll really say that her favorite thing is to make doo-doo????
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 8, 2020 10:02 PM |
She smells like ear wax.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 8, 2020 10:02 PM |
Talk about her now. We'll forget her in a few years, just like we forgot Lorde.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 8, 2020 10:04 PM |
The dumb General public really likes to go overboard over some average white pop chick, madonna, Britters , fugga and now this fucker!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 8, 2020 10:04 PM |
Great point about Lorde! She was OVAH within 12 months!!! What was that 2014-2015??
Wow. Its amazing when you think about it.
I will stick with Tori Amos. Timeless.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 8, 2020 10:08 PM |
That's hot.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 8, 2020 10:11 PM |
I ate that bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 8, 2020 10:13 PM |
I stand by Everything I Wanted,
But now that your bring up Lorde....
I realize that she is SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 8, 2020 10:17 PM |
She looks annoying and I've never heard her music before.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 8, 2020 11:05 PM |
I thought most Gen Y people stink?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 8, 2020 11:11 PM |
She looks as though a large bird took a radioactive dump on her head.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 8, 2020 11:12 PM |
Gen Z twinks stink. I didn't know that extended to the female of their species
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 8, 2020 11:13 PM |
This cunt is wearing $2500.00 Gucci Hoodies.
You do realize that!???
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 8, 2020 11:47 PM |
Her carpet matches the drapes.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 9, 2020 12:03 AM |
I am sorry, but her whole act is bizarre to me. Her music videos are so off putting (blood coming out of her nose, spiders crawling all over her). The Tom Boy Wigga act. If I'd see her on the street I'd have to fight the urge to shout "Get a job, you bum!" and then cry all the way back home because I'm officially old.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 9, 2020 12:49 AM |
I don't know a thing about this girl -- other than the fact that she hauled away an armful of awards at the latest Grammys -- but I do recall people saying similar things about Alanis Morrisette when she took a truckload of Grammys on her first go-around: that she looked unbathed, grungy, was overrated. I remember Elton John had a particularly bitchy comment about her but I forget what it was, lol.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 9, 2020 12:57 AM |
Alanis’s music and voice are fucking Mozart compared to this untalented ape!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 9, 2020 1:03 AM |
R32, I've never heard this chick's music, but based on the fact that I tend to think most music circa mid-to-late-90s is better than music now, I'd probably agree with you.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 9, 2020 1:06 AM |
She takes 8 shits a day, and her generation isn't the best at wiping.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 9, 2020 1:07 AM |
She is going to perform at the oscars and her fans want her to do the superbowl halftime show next year lol They think her jumping up and down and mumbling will make a good show.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 9, 2020 1:10 AM |
OP and R7, you are correct.
Billie isn't 'really into showers or baths'.
They're just not for her.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 9, 2020 1:13 AM |
R35, yeah, no. I don't see the over-30+ straight men who watch the Super Bowl having the same positive reaction to this chick vs. the jiggling T&A Fest of J Lo and Shakira. Wrong crowd to say the least.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 9, 2020 1:14 AM |
She sucks. I listen to a lot of shit including kpop but this is just too much
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 9, 2020 1:15 AM |
She should do that halftime Super Bowl with Lizzo.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 9, 2020 1:21 AM |
Sorry. but I'm a fan (54 yo elder gay) and i love this song.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 9, 2020 1:37 AM |
Never been able to understand how you can tell what someone smells like by looking at their picture, unless they're in a scat flick or something.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 9, 2020 1:53 AM |
She looks like Cillian Murphy in drag.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 9, 2020 2:22 AM |
She probably doesn't use deoderant but why would she want to deflect attention away from her body and face?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 9, 2020 2:58 AM |
Who are her fans?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 9, 2020 3:24 AM |
She looks "special."
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 9, 2020 3:57 AM |
I didn't realize she' d been born. I assumed she'd simply congealed in a gutter somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 9, 2020 4:16 AM |
Her music sounds depressing.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 9, 2020 7:34 PM |
You all think she sucks just because she wears baggy clothes? Wow...
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 9, 2020 8:23 PM |
[quote]You all think she sucks just because she wears baggy clothes? Wow...
She wears baggy clothes? NOW I really hate her.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 9, 2020 8:39 PM |
I asked my 17 year-old nephew about Billie Eilish, and he said all the girls in his school love her. She's the big thing with that age group right now.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 9, 2020 8:44 PM |
R50 Barf. I bet all the boys hate her music.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 9, 2020 8:45 PM |
Yes, she's apparently a girl thing.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 9, 2020 8:48 PM |
She is such a little mess.....I liked one song and then the ridiculous song that won the Grammy was just pathetic in the video dancing that went along with it the choreographer must’ve been on crack
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 9, 2020 9:41 PM |
She just wants all her little borderline personality disordered fans to know she's for real.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 9, 2020 9:44 PM |
She looks male to female trans.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 9, 2020 9:46 PM |
She looks like she could be 30.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 9, 2020 9:57 PM |
I’m surprised that this is a mainstream, basic pop look now.
When I was a kid you only deliberately dressed like this if you were a hopeful pro-wrestler, a member of a hardcore/nu-metal/Emo/Scene band, or identifying as a Juggalo/Juggalette (I thought Billie was down with the Clown when I first saw her).
It used to be a marker of someone who had a lot of difficulty fitting into the mainstream, and you had to commit to it if you were going to go there. For context even the Jackass guys on MTV kept normal hair colors, and wore their chains on their cheap Hot Topic pants rather than around their necks (that baller influence is the new element in 2019-20).
This is weird and sad and makes me feel old and out-of-touch even though I’m not even 30. Then I guess the Beatniks shared my confusion when suddenly everyone co-opted their slick simplistic attire, as did the ‘70s headbanging bikers in their gaybar leathers. Everything new is old again.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 9, 2020 10:21 PM |
When she was on Ellen and awkwardly told Ellen she had nice blue eyes... This girl is tired, not handling fame well and going to have a Britney breakdown someday.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 9, 2020 10:44 PM |
She’s a rich, privileged white girl that was homeschooled, but is now trying to pretend she’s a hoodrat.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 9, 2020 10:50 PM |
Her Oscar dress has both Coco and Karl rolling in their graves.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 10, 2020 12:28 AM |
Her stink is FAKE, like everything else about her.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 10, 2020 12:30 AM |
Detestable.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 10, 2020 1:09 AM |
She has a YouTube video on how much she enjoys shitting
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 10, 2020 1:50 AM |
She’s a vile pig.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 10, 2020 1:58 AM |
It's perfect music for white suburban high school girls: self-absorbed, whiny/angry bullshit, lived through social media where your FEELZ AND PAIN are so deep and unique (bleurgh...) In the past, the same girls used to put that shit in their diaries which they were embarrassed to read once they graduated from college - now they dump it on Instagram, YouTube, etc, and become briefly famous.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 10, 2020 3:16 AM |
She is decidedly going to wreck the next Bond title song. Not since Alicia Keys have the Broccolis made such a bad choice.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 10, 2020 4:09 AM |
Melodramatic trash and that green hair just made her look so self-consciously alternative that you know she's probably a big phony. BTW, the nominated songs all were forgettable, esp. winner Sir Elton's---which sounded like a tiresome mish mash of stuff he's done before.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 10, 2020 4:15 AM |
she sure stunk it up at the Oscars!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 10, 2020 1:45 PM |
WTF was she doing at the Oscars?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 10, 2020 2:03 PM |
I don’t have anything against her, it’s the industry around her I hate: the music execs, who don’t give a fuck about music and the music press with their ‘Voice of a Generation’ hype. We live in a world where youth culture is the only culture.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 10, 2020 2:53 PM |
I like her but I fully expect for her to end up a drug addict in a few years.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 10, 2020 3:21 PM |
[quote]WTF was she doing at the Oscars?
They were hoping to get ratings and more hits online. She's a big deal with the young demographic right now.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 10, 2020 3:24 PM |
r73 Young people move on to something else at the start of each new school year. The Oscars need a long-term solution.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 10, 2020 3:27 PM |
It's all about ratings in the moment.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 10, 2020 3:27 PM |
If the Oscars wanted Gen Z viewers, all they had to do was bring out Madonna!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 10, 2020 3:30 PM |
I was surprised 😮 when I read that she had never been to any school - EVER!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 10, 2020 3:38 PM |
I’ve been saying her name wrong all year. Apparently her surname is pronounced ‘EYE-lish’ while I’ve been saying ‘ALE-ish”.
Is that an Irish name? It looks odd to read, as well.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 10, 2020 7:33 PM |
I assume it is Irish, R78, since her brother's name is Finneas.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 10, 2020 8:04 PM |
Her given name is Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell. She was homeschooled in LA, and millenials LOVE LOVE LOVE her. Really ready for the hype to die down, personally.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 11, 2020 4:27 AM |
No Gen Z loves her. Millennials are too old.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 11, 2020 4:31 AM |
She will be over in no time. Then her friends will rally around her and tell her she's still famous, then once her money is gone they will leave as well. Then she will relapse, die, then relapse, again.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 11, 2020 4:32 AM |
She’s popular right now with the high school crowd. She’ll be over I’m about two years when those girls get to college and realize she’s a lame poseur.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 11, 2020 8:38 AM |
God, she’s a fucking mess. That Oscar get up was the worst of the awards, and her hair is a nightmare.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 11, 2020 8:56 AM |
I want her to marry Billie Lourd and take Billie's last name.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 11, 2020 2:02 PM |
No, r86 just calling her out for being talentless.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 11, 2020 3:33 PM |
During the Eminem bit at the Oscars, she reminded me of the DLers who say things like, "Who's Jack Nicholson?" and scoff at anything they don't in their ignorance recognize.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 11, 2020 3:49 PM |
She probably smells like urine
by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 11, 2020 7:02 PM |
She has Tourette's...
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 11, 2020 7:37 PM |
R89, she's been pretty upfront that she's not "really into showers or baths".
Hygiene is just not her thing.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | February 12, 2020 1:40 AM |
She is so pretty. Her eyes, her lips. Wth.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 12, 2020 1:42 AM |
After her start quickly burns out, she'll re-emerge at age 21 and say she's "queer."
by Anonymous | reply 93 | February 12, 2020 1:42 AM |
She looks like she smells of cat piss.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | February 12, 2020 1:50 AM |
She looks like she crawled out from under a bridge.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | February 12, 2020 1:57 AM |
She's the new EVANESCENCE!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | February 12, 2020 2:30 AM |
^^^^ except without the need for soap, water, or toothpaste.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | February 12, 2020 2:31 AM |
Thanks to DL, the only thing I know about this singer is that she stinks.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | February 12, 2020 6:37 AM |
^^No, you BELIEVE she stinks. Is there any evidence to support this BELIEF?^^
by Anonymous | reply 99 | February 12, 2020 6:46 PM |
She most definitely stinks and so does her tongue.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | February 12, 2020 7:03 PM |
She’s not a singer. She’s a mumbler.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | February 12, 2020 7:40 PM |
All right, somebody from the DL needs to bite the bullet and pay for a meet and greet and sniff her. Before the concert, of course. Honest sweat from performing does not count as "stink."
by Anonymous | reply 102 | February 12, 2020 7:43 PM |
Well, she is the anti-Britney, so I'll give her that. On that related note, I don't think the blatant sexualizing of a 16-year-old writhing around in a Catholic schoolgirl outfit could ever happen now. That was a skanky period in American music pop culture (during my high school years). Hence, now we end up with asexual sorts like Billie Eilish.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | February 12, 2020 7:46 PM |
How long before this pig announces that she’s “queer”??
by Anonymous | reply 105 | February 12, 2020 11:27 PM |
[quote] She was homeschooled in LA,
Well, that explains a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | February 12, 2020 11:35 PM |
she looks gassy
by Anonymous | reply 107 | February 13, 2020 12:13 AM |
Skanky and stinky poseur.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | February 13, 2020 12:29 AM |
She said she wanted to mourn xxxtentacion without being judged you know because he was a violent piece of shit homophobe and girlfriend beater. fuck this pretentious little shit.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | February 13, 2020 1:20 AM |
R103 I prefer skank Britney to this mouth breathing amoeba
by Anonymous | reply 110 | February 13, 2020 4:05 AM |
I was clenching waiting for this song, was sure it was going to suck, but it's not a bad song. Not the best Bond song ever, but certainly better than some.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | February 14, 2020 12:49 AM |
“She’s no Judy Garland...and the way she dresses....certainly not a lady, like my sainted mother”
by Anonymous | reply 113 | February 14, 2020 1:32 AM |
r113 she's a no-talent, it has nothing to do with DLEG pining for Judy. She just sucks.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | February 14, 2020 1:35 AM |
She do stank.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | February 14, 2020 2:13 AM |
She and her "brother" look nothing alike.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | February 14, 2020 2:15 AM |
R23 - "Everything I wanted" is a gross incest ballad about her ginger brother. Barf.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | February 14, 2020 2:17 AM |
Her mother was fortysomething when Billie was born. Kids born to mothers that old are commonly fucked up.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | February 14, 2020 2:21 AM |
Her brother is better looking than she is.
Does he stink too? Does he have nudes?
by Anonymous | reply 119 | February 14, 2020 2:26 AM |
[quote] She and her "brother" look nothing alike.
Are they "siblings" like Jack and Meg White?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | February 14, 2020 2:28 AM |
is the brother gay?
by Anonymous | reply 121 | February 14, 2020 2:29 AM |
R120 Slightly off topic but I never understood why they lied about being related. Bizarre. The truth about being former lovers wasn't scandalous but to lie and say they were family was just weird.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | February 14, 2020 2:34 AM |
R119 / r121 Google it your lazy whores
by Anonymous | reply 123 | February 14, 2020 2:38 AM |
R111 The next iteration of Bond films needs to go back to fun and camp. Why do these films take themselves SO seriously. WHY is every Bond theme a miserable dirge now?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | February 14, 2020 2:45 AM |
i'd rim her
by Anonymous | reply 125 | February 14, 2020 2:49 AM |
Some people aren't into skiing, others aren't into fashion, others aren't into Indian, she's not into showering or soap. Big deal. It's not for her. Move on.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | February 14, 2020 2:58 AM |
Still don't understand why so many people (ppl) expend so much energy hating someone/something they could easily ignore.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | February 14, 2020 4:32 AM |
She nasty. Funky cooch to be sure.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | February 14, 2020 4:39 AM |
Are we sure she has a cooch?
by Anonymous | reply 129 | February 14, 2020 4:42 AM |
Her bond song sucks balls.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | February 14, 2020 4:44 AM |
[quote]I was surprised 😮 when I read that she had never been to any school - EVER!
Does she seem like an educated person?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | February 14, 2020 6:23 AM |
[quote]Does she seem like an educated person?
I would say no to that.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | February 14, 2020 6:39 AM |
Seriously what’s the hype with this girl ? She always whispers when she sings . Probably because she has no vocal range . The only song that’s semi decent is Bad Boy (don’t even know if that’s the actual name of the song ) Critics are going crazy for this chick ?? Why ? They act like she’s just soooo talented . Really ? Have to say the hair color is atrocious . Even with that hideous hair her face is cute though . Other then that she’s marginally talented at best .
by Anonymous | reply 133 | February 14, 2020 7:14 AM |
[quote]Still don't understand why so many people (ppl) expend so much energy hating someone/something they could easily ignore.
Because we TRIED to ignore her and TPTB keep shoving her down our throats. I never listen to the radio, but we have to see her ugly mug everywhere now.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | February 14, 2020 7:26 AM |
She sounds exactly the same on every song of hers I've heard....the same barely audible whisper. She needs to change it up if she wants her career to have some longevity.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | February 14, 2020 7:28 AM |
She’s over, or should be. She dresses in Hefty bags and that green hair is disgusting. Her voice is always the same.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | February 14, 2020 7:35 AM |
R134 it’s too late, everyone will be like where is he old bille? She’s destined to be a flash in the pan fad from 2019!
by Anonymous | reply 137 | February 14, 2020 7:38 AM |
Ugly, smelly and badly dressed.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | February 14, 2020 8:00 AM |
R17 How would you know how ear wax smells? What kinda of sick freak smells ear wax
by Anonymous | reply 141 | February 14, 2020 9:08 AM |
The Bond song isn't bad (though heavily produced); the outrageous look is just to cover how ordinary she actually is. If she dressed in a more subdued way, you'd never be able tell her from any other suburban, white chick shopping at Hot Topic at the mall. If she actually had some wigger cred - like she was from some gritty Northern England neighborhood or even maybe inner city Philly - her act wouldn't seem quite so ridiculous for a home schooled suburban chick.
I don't have any strong feelings about her, but she does seem like Lourde's annoying, edgy little sister who smokes weed & hangs out with the skateboarders.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | February 14, 2020 9:46 AM |
Her version of Yesterday at the Oscars stunk!!! bitch was off key
by Anonymous | reply 143 | February 14, 2020 10:54 AM |
R143 that’s probably one of the best live performances she has ever done lol shows how bad this no talent is.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | February 14, 2020 11:33 AM |
Who still believes that talent is the most important attribute for success in the music industry? It's ambition, marketing, hype, critical acclaim, being in the right place at the right time and sheer dumb luck in many instances. I have never heard any of her music (despite The Powers That Be), so if she's made it this far with next to no talent, I think that's pretty cool. I'm sure she's sulking all the way to the bank.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | February 14, 2020 6:23 PM |
[quote]the outrageous look is just to cover how ordinary she actually is.
She's one of those white pop stars who isn't even hip hop but tries to glom onto the hip hop style. She even talks black, which drives me up the wall. Other than that I don't hate her, she's actually rather entertaining.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | February 14, 2020 6:26 PM |
She’s an average looking fatty. Her bond song is so fucking awful. It feels like an emperors new clothes situation with the media and her “fans “ pretending she has talent and is good when it is obvious that her dull music and her voice suck ass!!!’
by Anonymous | reply 147 | February 15, 2020 12:29 AM |
Here she is "sunning" her vagine! Fresh as a fertilized meadow!!!
by Anonymous | reply 148 | February 15, 2020 12:34 AM |
Gen X music critics love her because she reminds them of their gross teenage children who don't shower or pick their nose and eat the boogers.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | February 15, 2020 12:58 AM |
Billie Eilish's parents are actually Boomers.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | February 15, 2020 1:00 AM |
She dabs Anus Anus behind her ears
by Anonymous | reply 151 | February 15, 2020 1:02 AM |
She's a novelty act. I give more credit to her brother, who produced her record, than to her. He managed to caputre a sound that was unique and catchy and that set her apart from other flavors of the month. But the novelty will wear off quickly and she'll be finished by time she's 19.
Hopefully, she's got some good financial advisors.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | February 15, 2020 1:54 AM |
Her singing style seems like a gimmick. It's going to grow old real fast.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | February 15, 2020 1:57 AM |
R153 going to?
by Anonymous | reply 154 | February 15, 2020 5:25 AM |
Interesting r150 — I was actually going to challenge that because IMO the models that end the boom at around 1961 are more relevant/accurate than those that end the voom at 64 or 65. So I google her parents and jesus fuck they’re old!
by Anonymous | reply 155 | February 15, 2020 6:55 AM |
Yes, Billie's mom must've been on her last egg! Billie is 18 and her mom is sixtysomething.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | February 15, 2020 7:12 AM |
[quote]IMO the models that end the boom at around 1961 are more relevant/accurate than those that end the voom at 64 or 65.
I absolutely agree with this, I think 64/65 is too late for Boomers, that's definitely Gen X territory. Hell, Janeane Garofalo, Ben Stiller, Kurt Cobain, Eddie Vedder and Quentin Tarantino were all born in the mid-60s and they are absolutely unequivocally Gen X. I think the end of the Baby Boom would be the early 60s.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | February 15, 2020 7:19 AM |
She doesn’t have the range, darling. This is how it should be done.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | February 15, 2020 10:59 AM |
You don't have to be good (or smell good) to be popular, so why the outrage? Music seems to spark as much divisiveness as politics and religion. I don't get it.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | February 16, 2020 4:12 PM |
Like I said. She is a little mess. I would like to see her do a duet with Tom Hanks rough trade son. With that said listen to her song everything I wanted and it’s a great song
by Anonymous | reply 160 | February 16, 2020 4:28 PM |
[quote]R59 She’s a rich, privileged white girl that was homeschooled, but is now trying to pretend she’s a hoodrat.
Her parents were/are non famous actors who also did carpentry and baked cakes between jobs.
That’s not a childhood of luxury.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | February 16, 2020 4:29 PM |
Some of the most talented artists look like they smell. And some probably did smell. Not saying she is one of them. She's a generic pop entertainer
by Anonymous | reply 162 | February 16, 2020 5:55 PM |
She has a boring voice
by Anonymous | reply 163 | February 16, 2020 6:06 PM |
If she fixed her hair, she wouldn't look so bad. But this is the look they are going for with her, stinky slob to fit in with the rest of the Gen Zers. It's why she is so popular, kids today are fond of the unkempt look. All she needs now is a face tattoo.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | February 16, 2020 6:50 PM |
She's actually quite pretty in my opinion. At least her face is. It'd be easier to see if she didn't always wear that sour expression and neon colored hair.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | February 16, 2020 6:51 PM |
Agree that a face tattoo can’t be far off.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | February 16, 2020 7:00 PM |
She has an annoying face.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | February 16, 2020 7:15 PM |
She and her "brother" can't be biologically related. I've never seen two siblings look more different. Even siblings with two different parents.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | February 17, 2020 12:35 AM |
I think Lady Sovereign has more talent and Lana Del Rey does the sing talk better.
But good for her for keeping her clothes on.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | February 17, 2020 12:43 AM |
She’s actually quite mature and together if you watch this Rolling Stone interview:
by Anonymous | reply 171 | February 17, 2020 1:04 AM |
There's no way that her brother is completely straight.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | February 17, 2020 1:13 AM |
To me (I'm sure not anyone else), her voice is astonishingly beautiful when she's performing live. I saw her Grammy and Oscar performance and thought they were fucking magical. I got chills.
I hate the way that FINNEAS records her vocals on albums though. The whisper shit is so nauseating.
Homegirl needs to release a jazz album stat. She has the voice for it. Moreso than GAGA.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | February 17, 2020 1:26 AM |
R152 Agreed. I said this in one of the other Billie Eilish threads, but her brother's production skills are why she's even famous at all. Without him, she'd be an absolute nobody. She'll probably fade off in a year or two, while he'll keep chugging along, if only behind the scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | February 17, 2020 1:50 AM |
R173= Helen Keller.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | February 17, 2020 1:59 AM |
She smells like a circus freak show.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | February 17, 2020 2:09 AM |
Whatever you think of Billie, at least she has talent and she doesn't resort to wearing a one-piece and stockings, heels and dolled up like a Vegas strip showgirl on stage. Give the girl a break.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | February 17, 2020 3:03 AM |
[quote]R152 Hopefully, she's got some good financial advisors.
She can afford them, as she’s worth 50 million dollars.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | February 17, 2020 3:35 AM |
She couldn't have made 50 million already.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | February 17, 2020 4:06 AM |
Apple just paid her 25 mil for the rights to a biography. So add that to what she already has, and....
by Anonymous | reply 180 | February 17, 2020 4:13 AM |
She is a multi millionaire. In her teens.
What have you accomplished OP?
by Anonymous | reply 181 | February 17, 2020 4:16 AM |
I film myself opening toys for YouTube reviews and have made millions.
My teacher was WRONG about college!
by Anonymous | reply 182 | February 17, 2020 4:18 AM |
Biography??? She's barely 18. What is there to know about her that you can't find out from Wikipedia?
by Anonymous | reply 183 | February 17, 2020 4:21 AM |
If she won all those Grammys I don't need to watch. Proof it's indicative of nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | February 17, 2020 4:21 AM |
Who on earth is Billie Eyelash?
Is she colorblind or what?
by Anonymous | reply 185 | February 17, 2020 5:44 AM |
R161 they were still able to afford to live in LA, with enough free time to homeschool their kids.
Compared to 99.9% of the families in this country, that's luxury.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | February 17, 2020 5:54 AM |
Forgot to mention that the parents were also able to enroll their daughter in dance and performing classes, which aren't cheap.
How many black or Latina girls from rougher LA neighborhoods do you see with that kind of upbringing?
by Anonymous | reply 187 | February 17, 2020 6:22 AM |
Be that as it may, her family was not rich, as misstated in r59. I knew her parents. They lived in modest places in low rent neighborhoods like Eagle Rock and Silverlake (before it was hip). They may arguably have had WHITE privilege (which is a real thing), but never financial privilege in any Hollywood sense.
In short, those kids did not grow up rich.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | February 17, 2020 6:29 AM |
I threatened to break her mother's legs.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | February 17, 2020 6:31 AM |
Good.
Her father tried to ruin my life.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | February 17, 2020 6:35 AM |
Why the hell is homeschooling legal in USA. Weird country
by Anonymous | reply 191 | February 17, 2020 9:22 AM |
Amazing how intimate she managed to make the song sound:
by Anonymous | reply 192 | February 17, 2020 9:23 AM |
R188 Silverlake was not a low rent neighborhood 18 years ago. It's been a trendy, hip area for decades now.
Billie may not have grown up with riches, but she certainly didn't grow up as a low income, underprivileged hood rat.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | February 17, 2020 10:52 AM |
Her brother is probably much richer than she is, since he writes the music, and he also doesn’t have to deal with the downside of being a celebrity.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | February 17, 2020 4:46 PM |
[quote]They may arguably have had WHITE privilege (which is a not a real thing because it was invented by Critical Race Theorists from the Black Panther Party)
Fixed that for you, R188
by Anonymous | reply 195 | February 17, 2020 7:12 PM |
She's so charming and sweet in her carpool karaoke though. I loved the Beatles song on the Ukelele.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | February 17, 2020 7:34 PM |
^Jesus, how I hate this fat closet case wuss. And she comes off as very try hard and a cringe "edgy" teenager
by Anonymous | reply 197 | February 18, 2020 9:17 AM |
She's adorably goofy looking. Not pretty and cute and very girl next door were it not for all the bird-of-paradise flourishes.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | February 18, 2020 4:20 PM |
Sorry, meant "Not pretty, BUT cute and very …"
Why is there no edit feature?
by Anonymous | reply 199 | February 18, 2020 4:21 PM |
You know how these hippies say they need to find themselves? They need to find themselves a SHOWER!
by Anonymous | reply 200 | February 18, 2020 6:01 PM |
[quote] Why the hell is homeschooling legal in USA.
So kids can actually learn something.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | February 18, 2020 6:06 PM |
Speaking of which, that is a question, so that should have ended with a question mark.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | February 18, 2020 6:07 PM |
R171 I take it all back. You're right, she comes over really well here - clever, creative, disciplined. Not smelly. I hope she will develop her singing voice. There's a slight Peggy Lee/Dusty Springfield grainy quality to it that is quite beautiful but I think she also needs to be more dynamic. The new Bond theme is gorgeous but still a bit diminuendo.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | February 18, 2020 8:10 PM |
R171. I take it all back. She's smart, creative, disciplined. She has something special. I hope she develops her singing voice. There's a beautiful grainy quality that's a bit Peggy Lee/ Dusty Springfield but she needs to be more dynamic too at times. The new Bond theme is gorgeous but no real crescendo.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | February 18, 2020 8:14 PM |
That Bond theme stinks worse than she does. Have you no ears?!?
by Anonymous | reply 205 | February 18, 2020 8:41 PM |
Is she whisper coo category?
by Anonymous | reply 206 | February 18, 2020 10:38 PM |
[quote]R193 Silverlake was not a low rent neighborhood 18 years ago. It's been a trendy, hip area for decades now.
But it’s not like her parents rented their place on the way home from the hospital with her. They’d been there for over a decade before that. The longer you’ve lived somewhere, the lower your rent usually is.
Why are you intent on making her family seem wealthy? They weren’t.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | February 18, 2020 10:43 PM |
How dare you compare Peggy Lee and Dusty with that ugly no talent cunt, r177.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | February 18, 2020 11:13 PM |
R208 Perhaps that was a stretch. Dusty and Peggy Lee are greater obviously, my favourite female singers ever possibly, but there is some quality to her voice that reminds me of them. Sorry!
by Anonymous | reply 209 | February 19, 2020 12:12 AM |
Peggy Lee and Dusty Springfield---totally different singers and totally different from Ellish.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | February 19, 2020 12:54 AM |
Dusty adored and emulated Peggy Lee and wanted to sound like her. Of course they are very different singers but the influence is clear and there are vocal similarities, especially when Dusty uses her 'soft voice'.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | February 19, 2020 1:00 AM |
she looks like a melted xbox
by Anonymous | reply 212 | February 19, 2020 1:02 AM |
[quote]Is she whisper coo category?
She’s mumble coo.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | February 19, 2020 1:06 AM |
And now we have to apologize for liking someone that others don't? SMDH.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | February 19, 2020 1:52 AM |
Welp Troll thread.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | February 19, 2020 1:54 AM |
It’s her current hair situation that’s so off-putting. Infinitely better as a platinum blonde.
It’s like when Katy Perry chopped her hair off and everyone turned on her.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | February 19, 2020 2:07 AM |
R216 except no young people are turning on her
Old people opinions are not relevant the young
by Anonymous | reply 217 | February 19, 2020 2:50 AM |
Atrocious ^
by Anonymous | reply 219 | February 19, 2020 3:24 AM |
I guess she's trying to bring back chartreuse as a thing again.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | February 19, 2020 3:28 AM |
R201 that says a lot about your schooling system
by Anonymous | reply 221 | February 19, 2020 9:14 AM |
She stinks because she’s passed her expiration date.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | February 19, 2020 10:34 AM |
I wonder if her parents paid for her lip injections.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | February 19, 2020 10:45 AM |
R222 I love that performance! She has a beautiful voice.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | February 19, 2020 6:48 PM |
She is the voice of a New Nation!
by Anonymous | reply 226 | February 19, 2020 7:19 PM |
The bad news is that this dumb bitch is old enough to vote.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | February 19, 2020 7:34 PM |
Is he related to Billy Eichner?
by Anonymous | reply 228 | February 21, 2020 5:33 PM |
She needs to change up her vocal style on the next album, because that whispery shit she does in every song is going to get old fast.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | February 27, 2020 6:36 PM |
R228 Yes, & Billie Ray Eiyrus is a kissy kousin.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | February 27, 2020 6:43 PM |
R229 I also don't like Mariah's whisper voice. You can hear how awful it actually sounds at 0:43 "nononononono"
by Anonymous | reply 231 | February 27, 2020 6:51 PM |
There is something that is just so fucking annoying about her.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | February 27, 2020 6:56 PM |
R169 maybe it’s a White Stripes situation.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | February 27, 2020 7:50 PM |
Cover of [italic]Vogue, [/italic]bitches.
[bold]#JealousMuch?
by Anonymous | reply 234 | February 28, 2020 1:50 AM |
There is no need for Billie Eilish on the cover of Vogue.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | February 28, 2020 2:14 AM |
Out of touch grandpas are not the target market of Vogue r235
by Anonymous | reply 236 | February 28, 2020 2:24 AM |
From the Vogue article:
[quote] “There’s a difference between lying in a song and writing a story. There are tons of songs where people are just lying. There’s a lot of that in rap right now, from people that I know who rap. It’s like, ‘I got my AK-47, and I’m fuckin’ . . .’ and I’m like, what? You don’t have a gun. ‘And all my bitches. . . .’ I’m like, which bitches?”
Hahaha!
by Anonymous | reply 237 | February 28, 2020 2:38 AM |
r236 I'm not a grampa and have no objection to singers being on the cover of Vogue, but Eilish is a poor choice.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | February 28, 2020 2:41 AM |
She always looks depressed. Or nauseated. Or stoned. Or smug. In those photos where she's smiling it always looks like she's making an effort to to it. And that video where she talks about how much she loves "pooping"...well, let's just say that her charm utterly escapes me.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | February 28, 2020 2:42 AM |
I doubt Vogue's demographic has any interest whatsoever in Billie Eilish.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | February 28, 2020 2:43 AM |
R240 you’re second guessing the editors of Vogue.
Why don’t you write them a letter explaining why Billie Eilish shouldn’t be on the cover of Vogue magazine, and if they reply, publish their response here.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | February 28, 2020 4:06 AM |
They did the issue with multiple covers of her, because they know her fans will buy them all.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | February 28, 2020 4:14 AM |
r241 why don't you stop being a myopic cunt? Oh that's right, you don't know how.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | February 28, 2020 4:34 AM |
I bet her breath stinks.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | February 28, 2020 4:44 AM |
Why don’t you stop talking out of your ass r243?
Oh that right...you’re too senile to know how you sound.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | February 28, 2020 4:48 AM |
You guys calm down it was the cover of Guatemalan Vogue.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | February 28, 2020 4:51 AM |
Her voice sounds like she sings out of her ass.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | February 28, 2020 4:53 AM |
I love how some DLers think anybody who doesn't like the more talentless and created-by-committee elements of current pop culture is automatically an eldergay. There are many Millennials who aren't on board with the latest shitty pop singer.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | February 28, 2020 5:28 AM |
You aren’t fooling anyone gramps ^
Now go back to your coma
by Anonymous | reply 249 | February 28, 2020 5:34 AM |
her queefs caused coronavirus
by Anonymous | reply 250 | February 28, 2020 5:43 AM |
Her look and style of singing is going to get old fast if she's not smart enough to change it up.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | February 28, 2020 5:44 AM |
[quote]R246 You guys calm down it was the cover of Guatemalan Vogue.
Is that supposed to be a joke?
I just saw it on the newsstand, and I’m in California.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | February 28, 2020 6:23 AM |
She nashty.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | February 29, 2020 6:18 AM |
I didn't know she grew up in the neighborhood (Highland Park) directly next to mine (Eagle Rock). That makes me like her a little more..
It also makes me understand exactly what her parents are like to have lived there in the 2000s.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | March 6, 2020 1:41 PM |
A lesbian friend suggested to me that she could be one based on no evidence whatsoever. But actually when I think on it- its possible?
by Anonymous | reply 255 | March 6, 2020 2:00 PM |
[quote]R254 It also makes me understand exactly what her parents are like to have lived there in the 2000s.
Expand?
by Anonymous | reply 256 | March 6, 2020 2:13 PM |
Yup. Really stinky.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | March 6, 2020 2:15 PM |
R256, in the 2000s, that particular neighborhood was pre-hipsterized, pre-gentrified. I picture her folks as an artsy, eclectic older sort.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | March 7, 2020 5:00 PM |
I just saw a news report that said "Superstars Cher, Celine Dion, and Billie Eilish cancel concerts due to the corona virus.". Since when is Billie Cuntlish considered a superstar?
by Anonymous | reply 259 | March 13, 2020 1:06 PM |
R249 here, showing off my youth and intelligence.
Slap me hard enough for my flab to quiver.
No one else will touch me.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | March 13, 2020 1:24 PM |
R259 poor senile lamb....you actually consider Cher and Celine Dion superstars, rather than legacy act dinosaurs
by Anonymous | reply 261 | March 13, 2020 2:21 PM |
R261, poor illiterate motherfucker...if you'd read my post closely you'd have seen that I was merely commenting on a news report, not my own opinion on Cher or Celine Dion. That said, they could actually be considered superstars, unlike that tuneless snatch with only a couple of hits and a worthless Grammy to her name that you insist on defending. Enjoy your quarantine, millennial cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | March 13, 2020 6:17 PM |
Calm down gramps. Unjustified psychotic rage depresses your immune system.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | March 13, 2020 7:09 PM |
Her titties are huge. Would suck on those balloons
by Anonymous | reply 264 | March 14, 2020 5:40 PM |
Dirrrty skank with armpit hair…ewww
by Anonymous | reply 265 | March 14, 2020 5:47 PM |
R265 You shave your armpits daily?
by Anonymous | reply 266 | March 14, 2020 7:19 PM |
Who is Billie Eilish?
by Anonymous | reply 267 | March 15, 2020 6:41 AM |
Google her grandma ^
by Anonymous | reply 268 | March 15, 2020 7:02 AM |
Everyone knows that white people smell like wet potato chips.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | March 15, 2020 7:09 AM |
^So, delicious?
by Anonymous | reply 270 | March 16, 2020 10:24 AM |
R262 I am not sure when this thread became about Millennials because no Millennials I know love this untalented Annoying Cunt!
by Anonymous | reply 271 | March 16, 2020 10:27 AM |
Yeah gen z and gen x love her
by Anonymous | reply 272 | March 17, 2020 4:49 AM |
Gen X do not love her.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | March 17, 2020 5:23 AM |
All the gen x moms I know dig her. They go to her concerts with their gen z crotch fruit
by Anonymous | reply 274 | March 17, 2020 9:15 PM |
She's going to look like Jane Sanders in about 10 years.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | March 17, 2020 9:18 PM |
R274 Uhh who the hell goes to concerts with their mom?
by Anonymous | reply 276 | March 17, 2020 9:19 PM |
Losers who listen to Billie eilish
by Anonymous | reply 277 | March 18, 2020 3:56 AM |
And she smells like she’s ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | March 18, 2020 3:58 AM |
I bet she stinks like the Coronavirus.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | March 19, 2020 12:43 AM |
Does she still stink?
by Anonymous | reply 280 | May 20, 2020 4:11 PM |
[quote] She’s a rich, privileged white girl that was homeschooled, but is now trying to pretend she’s a hoodrat.
She was anything but rich. I was tutored by her mom at the Groundlings and they were very much middle class, they lived in Highland Park till recently, hardly a rich neighborhood.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | June 20, 2020 11:18 PM |
She’s actually really cute and funny and giggly if you watch some of her interviews.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | June 21, 2020 12:30 AM |