WTF dresses Karen "MOTHER" Pence??

A bitchy gay shopbottom working at the Dress Barn in Indiana. She believes him when he tells her she looks totally glamorous!

She needs a COMPLETE makeover! I thought she would step up by just being in the presence Melania...but I think she keeps that Indiana look to appear wholesome.

You are your husband claim to be such good christians but unknowingly sold you soul...might as well dress the part.

Is she a hobbit? She looks four feet tall

Helen Keller

"Costumed by Miss Lindsey of South Carolina."

She's given up, poor thing.

Nothing she's done seems to bring out the MAN in her husband.

Who does her hair?

"Makeup by Katherine Harris, founder of 'It Cosmetics,' Florida."

I don't think she and Melania care for one another that much.

"Coiffed by Concerned Collins of Maine."

I think she looks gorgeous!

Maybe because she IS a frump?

R7, for her previous cut, I got "$8 Lucky Special at the Happy Luck Salon in Indianapolis" vibes. I think she may have upgraded to the $15 hair wash + cut with this new do.

She's a respectable Christian woman of a certain age who keeps her nipples to herself.

She is a frump.

Her douche husband probably grooms her. If he calls her 'mother' does she call him 'father" maybe 'daddy'?

[quote]I don't think she and Melania care for one another that much.

What "mother" would approve of a hooker in the White House?

I think her hair looks loads better than at the beginning of this nightmare.

I really thought that once she moved to DC, she'd update her look. I wish her the best, she's probable a nice and decent person.

Probably the same gay, bitchy shopbottom who dresses Kim Davis.

Or Jesus.

MOTHER is a woman of dubious sexual scruples herself, allowing herself to get hurled around by random men like a cheap slut

That is one strong hombre! Meow.....

She's sassy father, tell her how sassy she is!

Honestly I don't think she looks that bad. She looks like what she is, a conservative wife. Her hair needs an update, and she doesn't need to wear such baggy things. But maybe he wants it that way.

[quote] But maybe he wants it that way.

He prefers her with short, boyish hair for some odd reason.

The Lord of course

Former Trump press secretary, beauty icon and maven and doyenne of high fashion, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, of course!

when you have a body shaped like hers, there isn't much you can do.

even when she does try, it just doesn't come off. so why try?

there is a huge untapped market out there for middle aged women clothing that doesn't look like you are trying to emulate your tween daughter, and also doesn't look like you just came back from playing shuffleboard. when shopping for clothing, it's a giant chasm called "Middle-Age Appropriate". and it is only barely being served by sweatpants from walmart.

Goodwill, oh wait it is probably the Salvation Army store.

It never works.

Mother allows me to pick her outfits for her. Pastor says this is a healthy way to express myself and work out some of my fixations on color coordinating and fabric draping, while ensuring that Mother remains a Christ-like purity and modesty at all times, and doesn’t accidentally veer into vile temptress attire that reveals too much clavicle or a curve. Personally I like a boxy silhouette with broad shoulders and I do wish mother would try on the many pantsuits I’ve picked for her, but, oh Lord, now I’m having impure thoughts. It is time to pray. [drops to knees, begins praying loudly]

She dresses according to the Bible, of course.

Her clothes always look like they can double as ripple fold drapes.

This thread started out fun and then turned cruel. Your mom is probably very similar to her. VP Pence is fair game but leave his wife out of it. She's probably just trying to get through the nightmare that is Washington DC with her sanity intact. She's already lost her husband to the madness. Goodbye on this thread.

The Frau of Life has spoken at R33! And bitch, Karen Pence is a proven antigay bigot. Go fuck yourself!

The Frau of Life has spoken at R33! And bitch, Karen Pence is a proven antigay bigot. Go fuck yourself!

Well, we almost got to see what she would dress like as First Lady but the so completely fearful GOP caved and allowed their god to continue with his rampage of the US.

Even as a kid, she was a frump, as demonstrated in this photo, "Frump 'n' Cunt."

This daring off-the-shoulder number caused the blonde bitch in back to break out laughing, while Vairst Letty thanks Satan it wasn't her born as a human fireplug.

She looks like she eats lots of potatoes.

Karen Pence? Never heard of her.

She’s ordinary.

It's amazing what a gal can do with a Singer and a few leftover fabric scraps.

Do we thinks Mother sucks Pence's cock? Does she give good head?

While abroad, Mother says, "Panty hose schmanty hose! I'll just make a bold floral statement and no one will notice!"

[quote]Do we thinks Mother sucks Pence's cock? Does she give good head?

It's been established that Mother uses Grandmother Pence's Milking Glove (a treasured family heirloom, tucked in the hope chest next to the family Bible) to express Father's "naughty water."

On weeks she skips this housewifely duty, Father is prone to staining her fine percale sheets in his sleep as he dreams of dancing with Bobby Burgess on "The Lawrence Welk Show."

Mother's left breast inexplicably lurches toward patriotic burn-victim crooner Lee Greenwood in what the Daily Mail would call "a busty display."

Mother upstages Vairst Letty in a coat that doesn't have any writing on it, but still manages to say, "I really, really, REALLY don't care. Do U?"

R46, she has lopsided boobs. Like Melania.

Dainty cap sleeves and a saucy peek-a-boo back of polyester "Irish lace" pair perfectly with the thin belt Mother found on the sale rack at Belk!

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[quote]This thread started out fun and then turned cruel. Your mom is probably very similar to her.

My mom is dead and she was nothing like Karen Pence when she was alive. Stop projecting your own (apparently considerable) issues on the rest of us.

You’re right on one count; this thread was fun until you injected whatever form of crazy you have into it needlessly.

I think she looks fine in the patterned sheath dresses upthread. I very much like the indigo and white piecework one. And the picture of her with Mrs. Bush showed that she actually has a lively, warm personality. Or at least did. Her eyes weren't fake.

Rural America Christian circa 1972. Tres chic. Coming back in style!

They both look much older than their age, Fug.

Two words:

Dress Barn

She looks like a conservative jewish woman from Crown Heights.

They have better style sense, R56!

R57 I agree. And hotter husbands.

Much better style sense R56

If you assume they are always dressed for a chilly day in January, Hassidic women are actually quite stylish

Karen Pence taught for years at a homophobic Christian school, R33. Your rage is seriously misplaced.

Unless your intention was to come to a gay website and scold a bunch of gay people for criticizing the Second Lady, since she’s “a good Christian” and an obvious social superior to a bunch of heathen homosexuals. In which case, fuck off, cunt.

She'll never look chic, no matter where she gets her clothes (nobody is "dressing her," any more than Pence is undressing her).

She's short and stumpy, with potato-y features. There's no way for Karen Pence to look like anything but what she is...a frump.

We were just being snarky when we referred to her a chic!

People, she dresses for her MAN, that hot piece of stuff.

r44 is the best I have seen her look, but it helps the picture was taken from a distance

[quote]She's a respectable Christian woman of a certain age who keeps her nipples to herself.

vairst leddy also respectable - also show boobies when paid enough

[quote]This thread started out fun and then turned cruel. Your mom is probably very similar to her.

mom died in her 40s in the 80's - go fuck yourself

Well, Mother Pence is dead to me.

All this talk about Dress Barn reminds me. Is Fashion Bug still around?

She looks like Mrs. Potato Head.

Miss Francis' gown by Bonwit Teller.

The Pences don't have much money, so she can't afford to splurge on stylish clothes.

Actually, they siphoned off quite a lot of that sketchy inaugural fund money just for such occasions.

She iss de vairy definition. of what you say Frau. I focking hate her. No class.

It’s like she picks the ugliest thing in the room when they give her options for outfits and hair lewks.

She’s irritatingly badly put together. She looks like an FLDS woman.

Hmmm...wondering if she will Tammie Baker us. Leave her husband we will all adore her???

As a "reformed" gay, you would think he'd have better taste.

Now that Melania decided to grace us with her monthly contractual public appearance, it got me thinking about Mother Pence. I don't like the woman but I low key like her style attempts. You can tell from r44's picture that the she does what she can on a limited budget. The Pence's are considerably poor given the fact that Pence had a radio show and has been in politics (legal insider trading). I really like the longer hair on Mother. If she had Melania's expense account she would look a lot better, but for a simple woman form IN she does alright. Nothing note worthy, but I appreciate her effort.

Old gurl came a long way from 2016. Yikes!

This was Karen Pence's boldest stab at fashion (with Queen Rania of Jordan).

R79, more like whoever told her she looked good in that outfit stabbed her in the back...

It was Melanie r80

Melania*

She and Jane Sanders shop at the same store