I hate Fox News but LOVE Bill Hemmer. He's taken over Shepard Smith's afternoon timeslot.

I would love to rim his hole non-stop.

The bovine Bill Hemmer as he used to be called on DL many moo-ns ago.

I'd take a hummer from Hemmer.

R3 ...and I'd GIVE a hummer to Hemmer!

He used to do the morning show on CNN with the now-forgotten Paula Zahn. Was the object of a huge amount of speculation here on DL. Lot of fantasizing about him and AC.

R5 And I thought I just discovered his hotness! What a beautiful match with Anderson. Yum.

Heard on here he is a sister. Don't know if true or not.

He's deeply, deeply liked fucked up deeply Catholic, as I recall.

I don't think he's aged well. And I think less of him for working at Fox. He seems better than that, esp. as a holy roller.

I’ve never seen pictures of his ass even in suit pants. It’s always covered. Is he embarrassed of it?

Back in the day.

55 and never married - and only one reported girlfriend?

Married to his job I guess.

I've heard him refer to his kids as his '5 little Hemmers'....

A former fuck bud of mine was also an occasional fuck bud of Hemmer's. He told me once that he was with Hemmer when he got his glasses, and, for some reason, that image stuck in my head. I did not ask any specifics about Hemmer. My former fb was married, handsome, very successful and wealthy, and mostly liked to get blown. He was also a bit of an arrogant alpha asshole. I haven't seen him in about ten years. But, yes, Hemmer is on the DL; or at least he was back then.

r12 What kids?

Hemmer is dating a stewardess in Canada. Very busy. so busy.

He is gay, gay, gay. And also religious and deeply closeted.

He is not sexy anymore. Next.

Weird I don't watch channels I hate, didn't even realize he was on Fox.

He used to live in my Greenwich Village neighborhood and I thought he was gay every single time I would see him. He also wears a wig.

Kind of a name from the past for me, and I too didn't know he was on Fux News until fairly recently. His heyday was 20 years ago, when he seemed to be on CNN around the clock during the Bush v. Gore fiasco.

Does FOX have a rule that their straight* news anchors have to be gay? First Shep now Hemmer.

*in this context straight means doing the news without opinion, unlike opinion shows like Tucker Carlson.

Yes! I loved him so much when he was on CNN, I remember him being on during the jfk jr plane crash coverage. I recently discovered he’s on foxnews and am deeply disappointed...

Such a hottie. Shame he won’t come out. So many news casters are gay. It’s pretty amazing.

R13 underreports worse than China! What a missed opportunity for sizemeat verificacia, top/bottom, does he wear pants when behind the desk. Shame on you!

He's a hometown boy to me. Catholic, from the conservative West Side of Cincinnati. He was a local sportscaster. He took a hiatus to backpack around the world, filling dispatches from his travels, which won him a couple of Emmys. I was confused when I read he was joining Fox, since I had never been given any indication that there was any kind of political leaning, I realize I sound stupid calling him a boy, but he was a fresh-faced 20-something when I first saw him. I don't know what to make of him.

I bet he just LOVED Europe.

He looks like Tuc Watkins' younger brother.

Needs an eye job.

He's two years older than Tuc Watkins.

Being a great deal younger than Hemmer, he first hit my radar around the 2004 election (Bush vs. Kerry). He was tolerable on CNN and very, very sexy. Handsome was an understatement. There was no doubt that he was not a Democrat and his reporting was at best skewed right. Certainly, he was sexy - but no hero IMO. Now, at best he is just a partisan hack has-been and I no longer want to bend him over and pork him. 15 years changes a lot.

Geez, Tuc must have had some hard living then.