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Grown men who carry their shit around in backpacks

Appropriate for a camping trip, for teenagers and little boys ... otherwise get a proper briefcase or shoulder bag, bro.

by Anonymousreply 50February 6, 2020 7:46 PM

Ugh, like it's their first day of kindergarten. Grow up!

by Anonymousreply 1February 6, 2020 4:08 PM

Ugh, like it's their first day of kindergarten. Grow up!

by Anonymousreply 2February 6, 2020 4:08 PM

I’m a grown man and ride a bike, so fuck you, OP. I’ve got a backpack and you can suck my tire treads

by Anonymousreply 3February 6, 2020 4:09 PM

i think it's kewl! ur a h8er!

by Anonymousreply 4February 6, 2020 4:10 PM

Briefcase or shoulder bag???? What a stupid, old, fat troll you are, OP.

by Anonymousreply 5February 6, 2020 4:10 PM

I can pull it off.

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by Anonymousreply 6February 6, 2020 4:11 PM

Oh I have a nice black backpack. Need it for my laptop and all. Plus it's easier with my little spinal issue.

by Anonymousreply 7February 6, 2020 4:14 PM

Ergonomically better than a shoulder bag or briefcase (which no one carries any more). OP probably wants us to wear vests and ascots.

by Anonymousreply 8February 6, 2020 4:20 PM

I much prefer an understated backpack over the faux pocketbooks I see...yes that side-eye you think you got was me.

by Anonymousreply 9February 6, 2020 4:21 PM

Briefcases and shoulder bags are useless if you are cycling or using an electric scooter as R3 says. And backpacks are much better ergonomically, and leave both your hands free. There's a reason so many people use them now

by Anonymousreply 10February 6, 2020 4:25 PM

MYOB, OP!

by Anonymousreply 11February 6, 2020 4:29 PM

Don’t fuck with my ‘Hello Kitty’ mini backpack. Everyone says it’s bitch’n & bitch!

by Anonymousreply 12February 6, 2020 4:30 PM

Bitch’n & butch*

by Anonymousreply 13February 6, 2020 4:31 PM

Shoulder bags are terrible for your spine and shoulders so I wish OP all the best on his arthroscopic surgery. Maybe he can comfort himself with his unfounded sense of superiority.

by Anonymousreply 14February 6, 2020 4:35 PM

Sorry hon, my herniated disc prefers that I wear a backpack. I apologize for the eyesore.

by Anonymousreply 15February 6, 2020 4:38 PM

OK, Boomer!

by Anonymousreply 16February 6, 2020 4:38 PM

Shoulder bags hurt. Backpacks are better. Years of carrying a shoulder bag have taken a toll.

by Anonymousreply 17February 6, 2020 4:43 PM

Necessary for hiking and backpacking.

by Anonymousreply 18February 6, 2020 4:45 PM

You can suck my fat Amhara 13

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by Anonymousreply 19February 6, 2020 4:49 PM

Some of us like to carry backpacks because we don’t wanna fuck up your back… As others have pointed out.

by Anonymousreply 20February 6, 2020 4:49 PM

I don’t like it so no one else is allowed to enjoy it!

by Anonymousreply 21February 6, 2020 4:51 PM

A briefcase? What normal, casually dressed person walks around with a briefcase? I don’t have any fucking quarterly reports I’m hauling around.

by Anonymousreply 22February 6, 2020 4:51 PM

This didn't go the way OP was hoping it would.

by Anonymousreply 23February 6, 2020 4:54 PM

I was gifted a briefcase. Hated it. Love my Timbuktu with its 100 compartments.

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by Anonymousreply 24February 6, 2020 5:00 PM

R22 People who live in Washington DC who are self-important assholes carry around briefcases and shoulder bags… Probably filled with political flyers and nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 25February 6, 2020 5:00 PM

I carry a backpack.

Fuck off you little bitch.

by Anonymousreply 26February 6, 2020 5:02 PM

I don't give a rat's ass what people carry their drag around in. Backpacks seem like a very legitimate choice if you're a city commuter, biker, etc.

by Anonymousreply 27February 6, 2020 5:02 PM

Ugh, Grown men who care about how others choose to carry around their stuff.

by Anonymousreply 28February 6, 2020 5:08 PM

WTF is a briefcase?

by Anonymousreply 29February 6, 2020 5:11 PM

^ They still use them on Mad Men.

by Anonymousreply 30February 6, 2020 5:13 PM

You'll have to forgive me--I am so close to my period I could just SCREAM!

by Anonymousreply 31February 6, 2020 5:26 PM

I only use backpacks. It’s like driving manual transmission. Why tie up one hand/arm unnecessarily? Plus the ergonomic benefits. Briefcase and satchels are passé. Love my backpack. And have a slightly larger one for air travel. Fantastic for moving through airports and public transport.

by Anonymousreply 32February 6, 2020 5:42 PM

But how can you carry all your legal briefs properly without a briefcase???

by Anonymousreply 33February 6, 2020 5:48 PM

I have to admit, seeing adult business men walk around wearing backpacks is so weird to me. All I can think of is how only the nerds wore backpacks the correct way in high school in the 80s. I had a backpack in hs, but I always slung it over one shoulder as I didn’t want to attract negative attention to myself. That is so ingrained in my mind that I doubt I could ever wear a backpack the correct way.

by Anonymousreply 34February 6, 2020 5:53 PM

Love my backpack

by Anonymousreply 35February 6, 2020 6:02 PM

[quote]That is so ingrained in my mind that I doubt I could ever wear a backpack the correct way.

Pussy. Who cares what anyone thinks?

by Anonymousreply 36February 6, 2020 6:06 PM

OP is a prisspot. Stick your tampons in your handbag and show yourself out! MARY!

by Anonymousreply 37February 6, 2020 6:15 PM

I do it, and OP can lick me where I shit if she doesn't like it.

by Anonymousreply 38February 6, 2020 6:17 PM

[quote]get a proper briefcase or shoulder bag, bro.

That's a man purse...a murse

by Anonymousreply 39February 6, 2020 6:29 PM

To the OP please post a link to what you think is appropriate

by Anonymousreply 40February 6, 2020 6:30 PM

OP?

Fuck. Off. And. Die.

by Anonymousreply 41February 6, 2020 6:30 PM

I use this cool army nap sack (is that the right term?) I found at this thrift shop in LA. It's in between a back pack and a standard computer bag. I love it.

But unlike you OP, I have zero issues with back packs. Of all the things in life to worry about?

by Anonymousreply 42February 6, 2020 6:33 PM

R5 totally agree, how old are you OP, like a 100.

by Anonymousreply 43February 6, 2020 6:52 PM

The "bro" in OP's post has got to be ironic.

by Anonymousreply 44February 6, 2020 6:53 PM

Fuck off, you fat cunt.

by Anonymousreply 45February 6, 2020 6:53 PM

I'm another guy who rides a bike around - a backpack is the only way to go. I have a great Patagonia backpack and that's fashionable enough for me.

by Anonymousreply 46February 6, 2020 6:53 PM

My only problem with backpacks is that people never take them off when they should. For example, when you are boarding a plane, take off your damn backpack and carry it between your legs to your seat.

But no - they whack people seating in the seats or behind them with their overstuffed backpack as they turn around looking for spots to store it or looking for their seat.

Same on public transportation. They whack people all the time, most of the time without knowing it. These are the backpack assholes.

by Anonymousreply 47February 6, 2020 7:00 PM

This is my backpack. I bought it because I started school again 3 years ago. It is just the right color of green, Army Green. It is made by Vaschy.

I am old, so I didn't know the really cool brand, Herschel, was identical, only the Herschel costs twice as much. I don't mind not being cool. As I said, I am old, and by definition, possess precious little coolth on campus.

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by Anonymousreply 48February 6, 2020 7:06 PM

OP probably carries around stacks of printed Powerpoints in his briefcase to hand out in meetings. Get with it, bro.

by Anonymousreply 49February 6, 2020 7:10 PM

OP, have you been to Italy? I visited 20 years ago and it was funny to see young men (teens to early 30's) not only wearing backpacks but ones usually worn by kids. Like backpacks with superhero and anime/cartoon themes. A friend visited more recently and he saw the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 50February 6, 2020 7:46 PM
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