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Does Your Stomach Growl Like An Orca Whale?

How do you cover it up other than shifting your weight on the floor or making some distracting white noise?

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by Anonymousreply 5February 6, 2020 1:30 AM

Honest to god, my stomach only does that when I eat too many carbs.

by Anonymousreply 1February 6, 2020 1:14 AM

OP is the same moron posting the Let's be....threads. Give it a rest fucker. We all hate you. FF the fucker, ladies.

by Anonymousreply 2February 6, 2020 1:15 AM

Eat ice.

Breath mints.

Chewing gum.

by Anonymousreply 3February 6, 2020 1:16 AM

R2 the only let's be thread I've started is Let's be Barbra Streisand Preparing for an Evening of Lovemaking in 2017

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by Anonymousreply 4February 6, 2020 1:30 AM

I guess its better than publicly farting.

by Anonymousreply 5February 6, 2020 1:30 AM
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