WHET Noah Galvin

He did a brief run in Dear Evan Hansen a year or two ago.

He was great in BOOKSMART.

he had maybe 5 minutes of screen time in Booksmart, whatever!

He was terrible in Booksmart but the part was written as a shrill, hateful, gay brat.

He shit in his ass with being nasty in interviews, and then he had to put it on and wear it.

OP, I remember that interview! Deliciously cringeworthy. Probably up there with J Lo's Movieline interview.

Didn’t he make snide remarks about a special guest not being openly gay leaving the rest of us to infer it was Gary?

Noah could’ve been the next bitchy legend. But she burned too brightly, and burned ALL the bridges.

[quote]Didn’t he make snide remarks about a special guest not being openly gay leaving the rest of us to infer it was Gary?

Yes. And now Garrett's out, getting married, and working.

He looks like a FTM 🤮

Here's the notorious interview! What was he thinking?

Dead link. And even if you have the link the story was edited and reposted within 2 hours of publication, removing the Bryan Singer mention/s.

On Madame Colton Haynes:

[quote] It’s interesting because you know Colton Haynes …

[quote] Do I …

[quote] Do you?

[quote] The worst.

[quote] But you know he talked about coming out. He didn’t actually say he was gay.

[quote] That’s not coming out. That’s fucking pussy bullshit. That’s like, enough people assume that I sleep with men, so I’m just going to slightly confirm the fact that I’ve sucked a dick or two. That’s not doing anything for the little gays but giving them more masturbation material.

R11 Wow, someone moved quick to bury that. Is he part of the Illuminati?

Colton's response.

R13 LMAO that was delicious to read. Serves Colton right. He was a big hypocrite before coming out.

Here's the quote about Bryan Singer as a screenshot!

Where is his healthy gay community now?

He shouldn't hav dissed L.A like that while implying NY gays are better. How stupid and xenophobic can you be?

Noah, the only reason you had a sitcom is because L.A. gays gave you a chance.

It seems like he dissed Hollywood and Hollywood wasn't having it. Now he's relegated to doing Off Broadway shows in New York.

Also, was he on drugs during this interview?

He made a CRUCIAL mistake in not being in his 80s before he really started telling people what he thought about them in print.

The gays just loved what he had to say but the fact that he said it at all meant that he could easily say it about anyone else and that makes him a risk.

Unless you're Jennifer Lopez during her infamous Movieline interview, you're not getting away with that especially as an openly gay actor without a firmly established career.

Also his nudes leaked in the LPSG Broadway nudes gate last year.

Colton had that bitch cancelled

[quote] Also his nudes leaked in the LPSG

???

At least Colton took his pants off for a role...

This quote didn't help his image much either.

[quote] Has it been hard, when kids reach out to you?

[quote] I don’t know. There are varying levels of severity of these stories. So sometimes it does get really intense. I do have to be very careful about what I respond to and what I don’t. I’m learning how to deal with it all.

[quote] You’re 22.

[quote] Right. I’m still figuring out my own bullshit. I’ve got struggles of my own. I don’t have time to be your fucking soothsayer.

He'll never work again.

He was young, so I guess he didn't realize how expendable he was. Young gay twinks are a dime a dozen in Hollywood and there is no lack of any to replace him.

Years from now when he writes his memoirs, and you know he will, I hope he calls it “I’m Not Your Fucking Soothsayer!”

Somebody post the nudes.

[quote] Unless you're Jennifer Lopez during her infamous Movieline interview, you're not getting away with that

Sweetie, she didn’t get away with it. Did you not notice how she was just snubbed for an Oscar nom and is widely reviled by the Academy and will never get a nom, ever?

He had to issue an apology after the interview!

His apology to Miss Pool Party!

Too little, too late. I hope Noah enjoys being a has-been, the little shit.

[quote] Colton had that bitch cancelled

lol Colton doesn’t have the power to cancel a subscription and his career hasn’t fared much better.

We know that child stars struggle to transition. The outrage (generated by his comments) seems like complete over reaction.

Alex, can I have "How to ruin your career with one interview, please?"

God what an idiot this guy is. One sitcom and he’s the King of Everything Hollywood.

I guess you can say his career went straight down the shitter!

I love him. Even if he is a bit too big for his britches his takedown of gay men who want to come out but refuse to wear the gay label with pride while doing so earns him cool points with me until the end of time.

My guess is that he was too truthful and it burned a lot of bridges. If there's one thing famous people hate more than anything it's being called out for who they really are. It's a shame too, considering he's so young. Here's hoping he makes a comeback soon.

He was far too young at the time to sound so bitter and venomous.

I hope his big come back is playing Faye Dunaway in the biopic.

He ate where he shit. That's what happened.

Was his sitcom canceled because of this interview?

How many times did he write Bryan instead of he or him in his apology. It reads like a form where you just insert a name. Probably drawn up by a PR department. They probably threatened to sue him.

I think it had poor ratings too, but if it was on the bubble with network execs that interview was like stabbing it with a needle.

[quote]Where is his healthy gay community now?

About half are at the clinic getting their antiretroviral prescriptions renewed.

I wonder if Martha Plimpton resents him?

Noah had some nudes leak. many were of hi asshole. Nice dick, pretty hairy. He was able to get them scrubbed from most sites.

No one likes Singer (though he has power), but it was a big mistake for Noah to go after someone as beloved as Colton. The gay community will not be very forgiving when you go after one of our favorite stars.

Oh the flaming hypocrisy. You idiot queens chastising him for the same snark that gets posted here minute by minute. There is never a lack of jealous little girls here.

....

Go Backstage Of 'Waitress' With Noah Galvin

I want to see Noah’s hole.

Josie Totem has Noah buried and forgotten now.

I want to see his nudes.

Noah Galvin is the twink Julia Phillips!

R48 = Noah.

R42-It was cancelled because it was a piece of shit.

He should start his own podcast or talk show or something. He isn't a very talented actor but he's very funny when being candid and giving his honest opinion. He has charisma. He should consider being a youtuber or something.

I enjoyed the show and loved the interview. It was nice seeing a young man be so open about his sexuality and not be afraid to trash the douchebags who needed it.

[quote]Sweetie, she didn’t get away with it. Did you not notice how she was just snubbed for an Oscar nom and is widely reviled by the Academy and will never get a nom, ever?

R30, Yes she did. Don't be silly. That's like saying Ryan Reynolds isn't successful because he doesn't have an Oscar nom. PLENTY of great actors don't have them.

She's had a very successful music and film career and is worth hundreds of millions.

Nearly everyone knows who she is across generations and that all happened after her interview.

And I'm not your sweetie, honey.

[quote] He shit in his ass with being nasty in interviews, and then he had to put it on and wear it.

This made me laugh out loud, but is it correct? It seems like underwear should be involved.

R48 is comparing a small anonymous discussion board with a huge, national magazine interview.

Fuck people really are getting dumber.

God, I forgot how much of a douche he was in that interview. And I'm not talking about the Singer or Colton stuff - he was right about that. But the arrogance - like him saying he was ready to do film and television right then, but when he wanted to do theatre "I’ll let New York know".

Also, if he does want "some, like, awesome fucking finance guy in his early 30s to be real sexy and take me places" then he better save up some money for anal rejuvenation, because I've seen those pics and I doubt a sugar daddy is going to be interested in tossing a hot dog down that hallway.

I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall when the producers of his sitcom, his publicist and the network all came down on him and told him he was DONE.

I have to say though...the writer of the piece had to have known what he was going to happen when he printed that. Why print it if the Singer stuff is taken out right away?

Why print any of it? Why not just call the kids' reps up and play the tape and say, 'we'll kill this, but you owe us for life.'

The kid was SO stupid; he needed better people handling him.

Anyone have the nudes to post?

R63 I do recall Martha Plimpton saying she sat Noah down and had words with him.

As for them not publishing it - why the hell wouldn't they? Would you really give up the clicks that mess brought in? Especially given the fact that if his judgement is so poor that he's saying that kind of stuff in his first major interview, it's pretty obvious he isn't going to be around long enough to cash in on any favour.

It's unfair the blame his people. You only need read the interview to know that he's the type who thinks he knows better than everyone else. This was all his own fault.

You do not want to get on Martha’s bad side.

He is perniciously ugly, and I've seen him onstage up close and he comes across as a big nelly queen with plastic surgery. He's over and done with. He's basically going to have the career Wesley Taylor does- if he's lucky.

Why do they only seem to cast effeminate gay men as Evan Hansen? Seems kind of mean to shy people with anxiety to equate them to nellies.

Can you imagine Martha Plimpton “sitting you down and having words” with you. Intimidating.

It was not that he talked about the closet, but how poisonous he was towards others, especially people from California. Practically saying gay people of California are less than...

Not a good look.

He pissed off the west coast closet cases and child molesters.

R71 Which makes up about 90% of the entertainment business so even if he was right... yeah.

that interview is iconic idgaf.

[QUOTE]he comes across as a big nelly queen with plastic surgery

By "comes across" I think you mean "is"

[QUOTE]He's basically going to have the career Wesley Taylor does- if he's lucky

Oh god, that means he's about to start making an ego-driven online series in which he casts himself as the most attractive, cleverest and wittiest man in the world. And somehow get a boyfriend way out of his league.

[QUOTE]Why do they only seem to cast effeminate gay men as Evan Hansen?

I guess the producer has a type. They even cast a kid fresh out of high school in the role. Which is actually quite hilarious when you think about how Ben Platt used to go on and on about how difficult the role is - and yet a high schooler can somehow play it?

This seems a good time to ask - does anyone else clicking R75's link get a page asking you to confirm you're over 18, and upon clicking it it just reloads the same page? Always seems to happen to me on imgur's age verification page

R74 That's not surprising though. Ben Platt got the role for the same reason he got a role in Pasek and Paul's earlier musical 'Dogfight'. His daddy is a big producer and Pasek and Paul wanted to get on his daddy's good side so that he would finance La La Land (which he ended up doing). Ben Platt is a spoiled brat who thinks he's this big, important thespian but he's barely ever gotten a role that his father didn't buy for him.

R77 But he then somehow ended up with a record deal, and on that Ryan Murphy thing with Gwyneth Paltrow (god, the amount of cunts on that set...).

The most annoying thing is no-one calls him out on acting like the role of Evan was like performing Hamlet. Not to mention his performance was borderline offensive - it was like watching a 50s stereotype of mental illness, with the verbal and physical tics.

R78 The record deal was also bought by his father and the Murphy show was because Ryan Murphy wants his father's help in producing film versions of Boys In The Band, The Prom, and other musical projects in the future.

Nothing in Ben Platt's career has been won on talent. He is nepotism incarnate.

R79 His brother must get pissed off with everything being handed to Ben. Especially when Jonah at least has (well, had) the looks to be a pop star and whatnot.

R80 From what I've seen of Jonah's life I think he's content with what he has. He's happily married, I think he has a kid, and he gets by. Ben is clearly the one hungry and desperate for fame. I think Jonah's just happy with the cards he's been dealt.

Jonah should do Broadway Bares. He seems very exhibitionist-y.

R81 Good for Jonah then.

I suppose it should be noted that Ben's nudes were leaked too. If Taylor's leak next I think we'll have an idea of how casting for DEH works.

[quote]The record deal was also bought by his father and the Murphy show was because Ryan Murphy wants his father's help in producing film versions of Boys In The Band, The Prom, and other musical projects in the future. Nothing in Ben Platt's career has been won on talent. He is nepotism incarnate.

Now imagine if you actually knew him. I suppose you think his father sold out Radio City for him too, right?

Is that Noah at R75? He’s leaner and hairier than I expected.

R84 Sorry, Ben, I didn't mean to offend you. Of course, everything you've ever gotten in life was achieved through hard work and talent and it has nothing to do with the fact that you're broadway royalty and your father is a prolific producer. Did I say nepotism incarnate? I meant to say you're Olivier incarnate, forgive me.

R85 Yes, it's Noah

Where are the hole pics?

[quote] It was not that he talked about the closet, but how poisonous he was towards others, especially people from California. Practically saying gay people of California are less than...

His mistake was coming to LA with a big, fat New York attitude.

Nuh-uh, honey.

While Noah Galvin's career got sidetracked, Daniel Doheny got some recognition with Public Schooled and Alex Strangelove.

R89 Funny.

Poor Noah is probably reading this.

I doubt it, but if R84 is any indication then Ben certainly is.

Bossy bottom.

I just re-read that interview, and WOW, he really comes off as entitled, judgmental, spoiled and cunty .

Noah’s tv show was awful. And I could never get past the whole family looking very Irish American and Noah looks Mexican. It was distracting.

"it was a big mistake for Noah to go after someone as beloved as Colton. The gay community will not be very forgiving when you go after one of our favorite stars."

[quote] I do recall Martha Plimpton saying she sat Noah down and had words with him.

Now THAT'S the wall I'd have loved to be a fly on! His ears are probably still ringing!

R98, me too.

[Quote] Also, if he does want "some, like, awesome fucking finance guy in his early 30s to be real sexy and take me places" then he better save up some money for anal rejuvenation, because I've seen those pics and I doubt a sugar daddy is going to be interested in tossing a hot dog down that hallway.

Somebody go ahead and lay out the rest of these nudes; we don’t have all day!

I cannot imagine Ben Platt naked, would be like the Pillsbury Dough Boy FFS

R103 If Ben is smart he’s a a never nude.

R103 Preach.

Poor Noah, there aren't enough dicks in Hollywood for him to take to get a career back.

I’d suck Noah’s dick.

He’s doing a concert version of Joseph...Dreamcoat, isn’t he?

Why did he do Evan Hansen for such a short time, does anyone know that? It seemed weird at the time, but I assumed he was then going to lead the first national ... but that didn't happen either.

[Why did he do Evan Hansen for such a short time, does anyone know that? It seemed weird at the time, but I assumed he was then going to lead the first national ... but that didn't happen either.

Because Ben Levi Ross > Noah Galvin. When I heard Ben was replacing Noah, I kind of wished that show Noah was in had been The Real Rosenzweigs instead of the Real O'Neals.

English R109! English!

I liked the silly O'Neals show and so did my gay nephew. I was sad it got canceled.

R108 He was just a filler whilst Taylor Trensch completed his Hello Dolly commitments.

Likewise, he was only in Waitress for something like 4 months. The rest of the cast can probably only take his personality in short doses.

His cleft lip is very distracting.

(Lifting and twisting my lip as I type.)

R111 I liked it too.

Colton has never had to come crawling back to Broad Way. He's in with Berlanti et al. Galvin has no comparable ally/employer.

I want to see Noah’s alleged hallway.

R115 Well, no, because Colton was never on Broadway to begin with. He did have to go crawling back to Ryan Murphy though.

Not back, but to Ryan Murphy. I was thinking of Darren Criss when I said crawling back for some reason.

Can the photo at R75 be found somewhere besides Imgur?

I would love to see Colton on Broadway 😄

Colton actually has a pleasant singing voice.

R118 Only if big beefy top is crawling on top of him.

Noah makes the French fawn Timothee Chalamet seem manly and virile!

I'd throw a fuck into him.

His cock would be fine in a glory hole situation. Wouldn’t have to see that face.

[quote]I would love to see Colton on Broadway

I would too. If the Gaiety were still open.

Doesn't his type age-out around age 21? How many sequels to "High School Musical" can you do?

I really liked the Real O'Neals. Its was cute and harmless, the dad was hot and I loved the gay representation on a major network.

He will never work in this town again.

I didn’t know he had tattoos.

Random triangle under his armpit and some ill-defined doodling on his outer thigh?

He probably wanted it to be a pink triangle but wimped out.

Who's had him?

The nudes aren’t terrible. Decent cock, nice ass and hole.

We wouldn’t know since nobody shared them.

Dammit! Where are the hole pics!?! Where are the whole pics!?!

Ou est son dong?

They're on the support group site.

[quote]They're on the support group site.

Where? I googled him there, and found his thread. One guy said his pics were on page 96. Nope. Another guy said page 98. Not there, either. I'm guessing he took them down.

OTOH, if you know exactly where they are and could provide a link, it would be much appreciated.

R139 I guess Noah is reading this thread.

Well, they used to be there. A quick way of searching a thread there is to look at the most liked posts. If the pics have been deleted, that won't help, of course. You might try to DM one the people posting about them.

Jesus who is this creep who is so desperate to see Noah’s nude pics? He’s NOT that great.

[quote]They're on the support group site.

You can go to the support group site and search for "Do Not Post List."

He is on it and that means he or one of his reps contacted the site and had them ban his photos.

(It's also a good list to learn who has had photos at all appear.)

Of course there are people who were posted and pulled but were smart enough to ask that their names not be posted like Ben Platt and even ... I hate to say it ... Billy Porter.

Who throws hot dogs down hallways?

Any one of Jussie’s boyfriends, for one.

R123 Timmy looks like he'd just break in two in the sack.

I really only want to look because you guys keep talking about it. I should've learned after 2 Girls, One Cup, Brian Peepers and tubgirl. I never learn.

The pics are not gross or wow. I don't think the butt shots are even identifiably him, though I didn't forensic view them.

Do the hole pics out him as an insatiable bottom?

On the last episode of I Am Jazz, Jazz co-starred in a film about trans people, and when they showed a shot of the credits, Noah's name followed Jazz's. It's called Denim.

Pretty much, but they're not the male equivalent of gynecological.

Is that a third nipple??

I imagine Noah is at home masterbating over this thread as this is most interest than anyone has shown him in a year.

Hey Noah Gurl, you in danger

[quote] I imagine Noah is at home masterbating

Oh, DEAR!

No use posting imgur links. They're useless for nudes.

Oh. r157 works. I guess it hasn't been flagged yet or something.

R155, the calls are coming from inside his ego!

Those are older man hands, not a kid in his 20's

His forearms are even hairier than the guy in the pics.

Shaved/waxed for sitcomland.

Legs.

Forearm hair doesn't look quite so thick here. I guess it was the contrast/saturation.

Even with a bad dyejob, Colton is perfection when he puts his mind to it.

Surprisingly thick ankles.

Imgur rarely works, is there another site to view photos?

I'm a gurl is working for me.

It keeps asking me to make an account and then not letting me make an account.

He doesn't look bad with the moustache.

Twitter doesn't censor.

Oh please, r171, he looks ridiculous.

A workaround for imgur - add 'i.' before the imgur and .jpg at the end, and it should bypass the age thing - but this only works for single photos, not albums. So imgur.com/JLbYbBo becomes i.imgur.com/JLbYbBo.jpg, etc.

He basically confirmed the photos were all him by having them removed from LPSG. It's the same with the Andrew Keenan Bolger hot dog photos - they were so easily deniable, could've literally been anyone. But him requesting they be removed, and him immediately being added to the Do Not Post list just confirmed they were real.

[Quote] A workaround for imgur - add 'i.' before the imgur and .jpg at the end, and it should bypass the age thing - but this only works for single photos, not albums. So imgur.com/JLbYbBo becomes i.imgur.com/JLbYbBo.jpg, etc.

Good tip. Thanks.

That worked for the hole pic but the dick pic is still blocked.

Try again.

Nice cock. When he filmed his show, he lived a few blocks from me (I'd see him like 1300 feet away on Grindr frequently)

He needs to do a little manscaping.

Not a lot, but the bush going into the thighs is ugh.

You might try lesbianism, Miss Priss.

No, r179, he does [italic]not[/italic] "need to do a little manscaping." That's what a man is supposed to look like—not like you, topiary dick.

What would you prissy sissies have done in the 1970s, said no to all the sex that was out there because "ewww, pubes"?

Noah's dick:

Girls, girls, calm the fuck down. As a lover of pubes myself I said “a little,” emphasis on LITTLE manscaping.

Sheesh.

(But ‘topiary dick’ had me rolling though!)

No, fuckface r183. "Manscaping" should not even exist. Not even a LITTLE.

I can't decide if where I want to punch you repeatedly is your face or your cock. Maybe I should pull your pubic hair out with tweezers, one by one.

[Quote] I can't decide if where I want to punch you repeatedly is your face or your cock. Maybe I should pull your pubic hair out with tweezers, one by one.

Are you the Faye Forever / Jane Never troll? You've been on one for a couple of days if so...

I don't even know what that is, r185.

OK, well - ease up on the murderous language, unless you're applying it to Noah's mussy.

"Mussy" is language that inspires murderousness, r187.

Are you this douchey IRL? Never mind. It's self-evident.

You're the one getting punchy over Noah's pubes.

Seeing a perky young sitcom lead’s cock is one thing, but seeing two fingers up his loose hole is a different animal.

R190 Only two? He’ll need to try harder than that.

Still no luck with Imgur, I really hate that site.

Blacklisted? Yeah, he’d make a good pass around white bottom boy for a group of thugs.

The soundtrack to Noah Galvin's life

Thanks to whoever uploaded the pics and shared them.

You’re welcome.

I'm sure Noah will find someone willing to pay for his ass, but it won't be me.

I'm not giving Imgur my phone number

I would, r197, if only for the celebrity status.

R198 has Imgur always done that?

R200 No, it's relatively new, and it's shitty of them

Didn't know this, but Galvin is in a podcast called "Two Princes" that has just been picked up by HBO & Spotify (???) to become televised. It would be good if Galvin got to voice one of the characters.

Is it a regular podcast or a radio play type deal?

I quite liked him in Booksmart. I thought he was as appropriately absurd as all the other colorful students at that school. Great film!

Sooo...he's doing Joseph, as R107 said and it sounds like it'll be awful. An example? The brothers will be played by men and women...

What say you, Noah?

[QUOTE]“That's the beauty of the MCP Broadway series is that all of these people would normally be booked,” says Galvin

Except you Noah. Except you.

Ben Platts nudes too please.

Ben Platt always gets a lot of shit on here but he has BDF to me

He's working out near the interstate as Jizz Mop Dude #2 at the adult bookstore.

R207 His dick pics do not back up your assertion

What a colorful metaphor, r5.

[quote]He's working out near the interstate as Jizz Mop Dude #2 at the adult bookstore.

Please R208, as if that little bitch has ever lowered himself to mopping a floor in his life!

R211 Has-beens don't have a lot of choices.

I wonder what he's going to do when he's too old to play teenagers anymore.

Pray that Mario Cantone retires, I'd imagine.

I admire the pluck of a feisty bottom with hole pics.

There are supposed Ben Platt dicl pics floating around.

Can someone please post the Ben Platt dick pics here too?

Noah is a lot hairier than I imagined for his twink-build body.

And if it hasn't been asked before, was he high on coke for that interview? Sounds like it to me.

That's not how hair works, dear.

[quote] Noah is a lot hairier than I imagined for his twink-build body.

The characters made fun of his hairy legs all the time in the Real O'neals. It was sort of a running gag.

R79 You have a very strange understanding of how the entertainment industry works. I would just take a break from explaining to others how the chess pieces move because wow, What you wrote has no relationship to reality. I mean it’s really really off. After his Netflix deal, Ryan Murphy doesn’t need anybody’s help doing anything.

[quote] After his Netflix deal, Ryan Murphy doesn’t need anybody’s help doing anything.

There are very few people in entertainment who don't need somebody's help. Ryan Murphy isn't one of them.

We saw so much of Noah we should at least be able to see Ben's dick

I would dearly love for someone to post working links to Noah's nudes...tia

He's a fug - next.

R225, Did you not see r157 and r177?

I know he's Jewish, but he also looks very Puerto Rican/Mexican as well.

Noah was in a MMF dance party with Ben Platt and Katherine Gallagher on social media to help spur those in social isolation to get up and move and feel better. Are he and Platt dating? Does Katherine have any friends who aren’t gay men? And should a girl with that big of bazoombas be doing all those moves?

So, do we thibnk that Noah is the "celebrity" getting fucked raw in this video?

R13 you go gurl

He's a dickhead.

[Quote]  Does Katherine have any friends who aren’t gay men?

Yes she does. And she was hooking up with Ruby Rose for a time.