Jared read 25 books

One was a Streisand biography.

The second one was a book of hummus recipes.

All 25 books were about TE Lawrence and his experiences in the Orient.

Another one was a picture book of Disney's Alladin.

Anal Hygiene Culture in the Middle East, Foreign Service Field Guide #69.01.B

From the looks of the staging of that video one was definitely titled, “Not Just For Closets: How to Project Heterosexuality In The Workplace With Photos”

When he's forced to have sex with Ivanka, I bet he closes his eyes and thinks of Cairo.

Summer of My Syrian Soldier, A Memoir of Damascas

Joel Cairo.

Paula Abdul's autobiography.

Jared's reading list.

Les rêves fiévreux d'Alexander le Grand

Swiss Banking - 21st Century Evolutions

Not Without My Daughter from Betty Mahmoody

That man is gay. He’s orthodox Jewish, so it was required that he marry & reproduce. Notice he didn’t pick a hearty Jewish woman. He picked a daddy’s girl shiksa who converted. Her real man is her daddy. Jared is like her best girlfriend. They have sex for babies. But Trump is her true love.

Jared is giving me visions of Albert Nobbs in OP's photo.

Why do they have to lie about everything? I mean really? What’s the point? He has never read a book. He might have seen a few but he doesn’t read.

One gefilte fish, two gefilte fish Red gefilte fish, blue gefilte fish

[quote] They have sex for babies.

I have a hard time imagining Jared and Ivanka having penetrative sex. In fact, I imagine that he's smooth down there, like a doll. Maybe they just scissor each other.

Jared has a big pretty cock and he has a guy in for all the waxing and bleaching.

A Nifty erotica serial involving Bedouin nomads.

This makes him an expert then?

My Life in a Harem

The entire Scott, Foresman & Co. collection of 1960s grammar school Sally, Dick & Jane primer readers, culminating of course in my favorite-titled "More Friends Old & New"?

The Cliff Notes of this:

Jared can’t read. His eyes are plastic.

R16 Maybe G can play Jared in the movie about the Trump years?

bump

This thread is cracking me up. This is why I come to the DL.

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret

The Art of Bellydancing for Dummies.

I find it hard to believe this person has read 25 books in his entire life, let alone recently for a specific purpose.

He likes the way the pages feel and some even have pictures.

Goodnight moon.

His journal: Salam Alaykum Allah, it's me Jared.

An old copy of an International Male catalogue is not a book.

r35 made me laugh out loud at an inappropriate time!

Virginia Graham's long-awaited sequel -- The Joy of Hook(ah)ing.

I read "Goodnight, Moon" so I'm qualified to be an astronaut

I read 25 books and found Waldo every time!

I watched The West Wing, so I'm qualified to be president

I have as much experience as Trump did!

Dershowitz book and Netanyahu's Durable Peace were surely on it.

The Little House Series

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Jared and the Baklava Factory

I know it's all wrong, but I want him quite badly.

Why? He's strange looking

R46, from certain angles, he looks like a Blow-Up doll, so I can see how that might hold some sex appeal to some..

I thought he was a T not a G?

He's an M. For Mannequin.

I want to lick his hole.

R50, the only hole Jared has is where the batteries get inserted.

I used to think he was cute but I realized he is really gummy and looks like Butthead.

R52 speaks the truth

Everybody Poops—the guy knows shit.

How much does he get paid from my taxes?

[quote] How much does he get paid from my taxes?

It depends. He takes what he needs.

I keep thinking of Steven Mnuchin and am hoping he has stopped.

They were all Nancy Drew mysteries.

One of them was Ivanka's favorite book, HOP ON POP.

I cannot believe he got almost all the way through the series of books on the adventures of Nancy drew.

"My Pet Goat"

The Persian Boy, Mary Renault

1. Mein Kampf

2. The Art of Seduction

3. The Art of the Deal

4. The Cat in the Hat

"How to Succeed at Heterosexuality Without Really Trying"

HE READS BOOKS?

V.C. Andrews novels. The covers really govern his (& his wife's) aesthetic, and Ivanka really enjoys the incest passages.

“Documented Positive Memories Commissioned By Your Father”

“Talk Loudly Like To The People’s: An Hungarian Toastmaster’s 23 Lessons Translated By Phil.

I read "Conflict in the Middle East for Dummies" so I'm qualified

“Surveillance Of Grandpa: Activity Logs 1987OCT”

He’s also read:

1. How to prepare your ass before being penetrated by a BBC 2. White privilege and nepotism - how to stay on top 3. How to act more manly and intelligently 4. How to avoid sex with your wife

Daddy Fucker: What to do When Your Wife Fucks Her Dad More than You!

Apparently 25 weren't enough....

How many of these books had pictures in them?

Tintin, all 25 books

Gayer than first appears

I just read Brokeback Mountain 25 times