Does anyone else pee in the tub while taking a bath?

Good Lord!

Ya filthy animal!

I pee in the tub all the time.

Didn't know I was supposed to be in it when I did.

When I was 10 I would pee in the dry bathtub in the morning because my hard morning wood dick stuck straight up and I couldn't point it down to get the pee in the toilet. My genius idea was just pee in the bathtub/shower. I would just stand like Superman, with a wide stance and my hands on my hips and let the pee stream fly! I didn't have to worry about aiming anywhere! I'd pee all over the shower wall! It never occurred to me to run some water over it and wash it down the drain!

This is making me rock hard.

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I'd say at a minimum, OP!

A WASP steps out the shower to pee.

A WASP steps out the shower to pee.

I don't take tub baths. I'm not a zoo creature and I do not enjoy sitting in my own filth

I’ve done this plenty of times. Kinda like peeing in the ocean. And yeah...I make sure it touches my legs!

I not only pee in the tub, I won't even get out of the bath to drop a load.

I pee in the shower. I figure it saves water. Is that bad?

Yuck...nasty

Dear Lord in Heaven!

I once was sick from "consumption" and sat down on the side of the tub to lean forward and puke in the toilet and suddenly had violent diarrhea start shooting out my ass at the same time. I just reach over and turned on the water and let er rip! It was so foul to have liquids shooting out of both ends of me. (I'm used to having liquids shooting IN both ends of me!!!)

R15. Keeping it classy. You did good.

Peeing in the shower is one thing.

Bathing in one's own urine is another.

R15 just owned this thread!!!

I shit the tub and then eat the floaters.

Why not just shit in it too?

[quote] Why not just shit in it too?

Exactly. If you like the "feeling of warm pee" in the bath, you'd probably also like the feeling of a warm stream of shit.

I ate a large bag of oreo cookies. It left me painfully backed up. I had to use sick days because I couldn’t shit. None of the stool softeners, etc worked. The doctor told me to get into a warm bath and push like I’m giving birth while,, with a free hand ,dig at the shitthat was blocking me so it would brakedown & be able to leave my body. So I did it. Bathing in chunks of shit .

I love the way Americans say "tub".

It's so much nicer than bath, isn't it?

I just felt I had to say this.

"A Gateway to Watersports"

Coming soon on the Hallmark Channel

R9 you are supposed to do it the Japanese way and wash your crusties off before you sit in the delicious bathwater.

and definitely not vacate one's bowels into said bathwater.

that said, urine was recommended for all kinds of home remedies at one time.

BritDLer A bath is what you do in a Tub. Though when you HOT TUB you are in some strangers backyard at night with some booze and you're naked (you're really just bathing before sex and those massage jets aren't what you think, you back your tushy up to one of those and it's like power washing your asshole!)

Hey, you’re makin’ me sick!

When I was a freshman in college, I was sitting around the dorm room with five guys. I don't know how it got to this point, but one of the guys asked, " Anyone ever jerk off in the bathtub and watch the cum float to the top?" No one had; he felt like a fool.

If you had the same question with a group of men in their 40s, there would be a lot more confessions. Young men are shy to share. Older guys don't have anymore fucks to give, so they'll share.

If the question was have you ever jacked off in the shower and discovered that jizz is waterproof and you can't wash it off the wall..... every guy would jump in with a story of trying to get their cum rinsed down the drain!

Why do so many people have fucking disgusting bath habits? I knew a guy who used to have a BM while in the bathtub. When the water drained out there would be a mushy TURD near the drain. I mean, WHO THINKS. THATS GETTING CLEAN?

At the least, your're going to destroy your electronics. Better yet, you may electrocute yourself to death. Which would work out very well for the rest of us because you're stuck in childish fetishes.

Y’all are nasty

This is APPALLING!

Do DLers like to escalate or what? This started as a whimsical treatise on urine and possible watersports fetish. Some of y’all took it down the long, brown tunnel to Scatsville

It’s like Trump... start with piss (and some Russian hookers) a d turn it into just shit.

Not anymore, OP. Not since I was about seven years old (circa 1966). Geez!

r34 wrote that after he peed on his fingers and then smelled them

I feel like this is the kind of thing only American men would do.

R37 perhaps. But then again, it’s not like we have to wipe our asses with our hands like those in the Middle East

You didn't take a bathh, you've been marinating in your own urine.

Ya filthy gays

Of course, OP. Best thing is take a long bath when you have super diarrhea. Nothing better than a whole body covered in your own filth.

The digging out the shit while in a bath is too much...can’t you use laxatives?

The digging out the shit while in a bath is too much...can’t you use laxatives?

[quote] It was so foul to have liquids shooting out of both ends of me. (I'm used to having liquids shooting IN both ends of me!!!)

Cause, meet effect.