Hot Topic In-Store Cleaning Supplies 1992 to 2006

The Gap Playlists guy is very polarizing apparently

Thanks guys! I just got a half bottle of the original lavender scented Flash multi-purpose and an unused can of Glade Elegance Mystique spray air freshener. Keep em coming! I couldn't do this without you!

Bravo, OP, simply Bravo.

I love the Gap Playlists guy, but this is undeniably creative and hilarious. Applause applause!

Christmas time means it's time for all your favorite Hot Topic In-Store Cleaning Supplies!!!

❤️ OP

I love this.

GapPlayListGuy is an Aspie Lunatic who first thought himself interesting by mistake, but has now shifted to finding himself funny by mistake.

I'm not sure I understand this. Is this real or fake?

Now that we are free of the soul crushing epidemic and grim daily grind of masking, I'm sure you're all thrilled we can gather together again in blissful liberty and community at the local mall. Why not stop by Hot Topic to update your gear for summer! You'll enjoy all your treasured Hot Topic fragrances and perfumes in-store cleaning supplies mask-free!

A reminder I'm looking anyone who worked at Hot Topic in the Golden Age of 1992-2006 and has saved the classic in-store cleaning supplies inventory lists or the actual products. I'm particularly looking for Spring-Summer lists from 1997 and the also the dark autumn of 2001.

See you at the mall!

I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant.

Some deceptive claims were made about my blog, so Blogger is deleting it one post at a time tonight.

I'm finished.

Way to go, DL.

Highly doubtful anyone on DL sabotaged your grand retirement project, dude. It's probably some backstabbing evil shop-bottom from your tenure at the GAP.

I love this, OP.

You've nailed this.

My favorite was “Manic Panic Bathroom Cleaner.” My parents almost killed me when I couldn’t get the blue and red hair dye out of the countertop and the bathroom tiles. There were deep-set bright colored stains all over the place. My folks thought they were going to have to rip out the bathroom, but Manic Panic Bathroom Cleaner saved the day (and my life!).

Hi friends, I'm still working steadfastly to collect all the fantastic Hot Top In-Store Cleaning Supplies 1992 to 2006! I want to thank you all for your wonderful encouragement and support and a special kiss of gratitude to former and present Hot Topic employees who have allowed me to more closer to the achievement of my dreams.

Word is spreading! Now I'm 47% complete. Look for me as special guest speaker at October's ISSA expo in Chicago! The Worldwide Cleaning Industry Association Fun Person of the Year Award.

Update: Exciting News - listen for me on NPR's Fresh Aire, with Terri Toye, February 3 and my ❤️y Valentine's sit down with Marie Kondo and Snoop Dogg. In the pipeline for 2023: Patreon and Only Fans.

Cut to the chase and describe your nose OP

I laughed so hard at this I snorted.

In honor of Muriel's housecleaning and red-tagging, Hot Topic has issued a commemorative edition of 2 classic In-Store Cleaning products in 2 traditional colors.

Hot Topic Red Atomic Fireball: red acidic cleaning products are used in areas with a higher risk of cross-contamination and spread of infection — most commonly for cleaning restroom areas including toilets and urinals. Hot Topic Red Atomic Fireball is the mousing spray that webmasters rely upon to blast trolls forever off the site, and to make a hot mess show about doing so.

Hot Topic Funky Punk Yellow: yellow alkaline cleaning products are for surfaces in rooms and lower risk areas of restrooms including sinks. Webmasters break out the Funky Punk Yellow to economically dissolve the trolls and their stubborn perma-scum from all DL surfaces.

Besides the Abercrombie playlists, which are far more curated than anything Gap put together, the only thing I care about is spending my money.

Hot Topic Guy -- do you have a playlist of all the great songs you listened to while cleaning those Hot Topic stores. If so, please share them with us!

I'm welcoming the 2024 holiday season "With Arms Wide Open" (Creed) and great joy. I've finally acquired the quite rate 2000 1st Edition of Febreze's Holiday Collection. The three bottles are in museum condition!

Congratulations on your success, OP. We seem to have some mutual interests.

Tell me, do you find the cleaning supplies retain their full strength after all these years?

Sadly, my collection of mid-twentieth century high school gym janitorial supplies includes a lot of ineffective chemicals. Something about isotopes and half-lives, I’m told. Too geeky for me.

Huh? I never shopped at or worked at Hot Topic and have no idea what you’re all on about.

Yes, Mid-Century high school gym janitorial supplies were by-products of the Manhattan Project's nuclear research and the Russia-USA Space Race of the 60s.

Oh god I laughed so hard my cheeks are hurting. I forgot about this one. Thanks, OP!