I think it's obvious Kieran probably wins the prize, but I think Rory has a lot of potential.
Who's the Hottest Culkin Brother? Or, Which Would You Bang?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 25, 2020 12:48 AM |
Ooops. Forgot Rory in the poll. Shit.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 24, 2020 3:24 PM |
Which one's the long-hair?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 24, 2020 3:25 PM |
Rory has the long hair. Wish he'd cut it. He has a nice mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 24, 2020 3:30 PM |
Kieran is a hot douchebag on Succession
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 24, 2020 3:36 PM |
Mac is currently dating a serial beard. Mac really screamed gay but I always thought he was straight. I realize now that actors go to great lengths to make these fake relationship look real. The reason he never snitched on michael was that he liked being molested.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 24, 2020 3:57 PM |
Given his track record, I think it's very likely Mac was diddled.
My guess is that he received a quiet settlement that would be null and void if he ever tattled.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 24, 2020 4:06 PM |
I still think Michael Jackson hated sex altogether, and that if Macaulay was molested it was likely by some Hollywood higher-up his dad pimped him out to in exchange for roles. And don’t forget they were raised Catholic.
Nevertheless, one question remains: If the father cost him work, then how come his other siblings kept working?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 24, 2020 4:49 PM |
They're all fucking hideous. That pic at R4 is scary af
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 24, 2020 5:14 PM |
I always thought Mac looked hot as a nasty drug addict. Daddy!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 24, 2020 10:42 PM |
I’d like the Vivian Vance option, please.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 24, 2020 10:56 PM |
Kieran is the only one who can somewhat blend in with human society.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 24, 2020 11:00 PM |
Whomever is on the left in OP’s pic
I’d fuck him in his good eye’til both were at half-mast
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 24, 2020 11:06 PM |
It's weird... they've all got their phases. There was a period when Mac was adorable, but then that abruptly went away. There was also a time when Rory was easily the cutest, but I haven't seen him recently, so who knows? I'm not all that attracted to Keiran, the most talented of the brothers, though every once in a while on Succesion his ass'll grab my eye, but he's remained the most visually consistent throughout time, if that makes sense.
I'll bang Rory though, cause my memory of his looks is hotter than his brothers.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 24, 2020 11:08 PM |
They all look like they have a touch of Down's.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 24, 2020 11:34 PM |
They are monstrous. Almost approaching Willis daughters level fug.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 24, 2020 11:45 PM |
I hate to admit it, but I'm struggling to get it up for any of them.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 24, 2020 11:49 PM |
Ancient Slovenian secret: tell me which brother has most money and I tell you which brother is most hottest. #BeBest, gays!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 24, 2020 11:52 PM |
I think they're decent looking. The hipster styling they choose to subscribe to does them no favors.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 25, 2020 12:08 AM |
OP is worse than Kit Culkin.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 25, 2020 12:48 AM |