What are some movies that had all the right elements - good cast, good director, interesting plot....but just didn't work?
I nominate this one
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What are some movies that had all the right elements - good cast, good director, interesting plot....but just didn't work?
I nominate this one
by Anonymous | reply 212 | June 6, 2020 10:11 PM |
I loved Evening, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 24, 2020 3:25 AM |
I just looked at the trailer - it looks quite good.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 24, 2020 3:27 AM |
I LOVED that movie, are you kidding?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 24, 2020 3:31 AM |
Why do you feel it didn't work, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 24, 2020 3:32 AM |
Dawson's 51-Load Weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 24, 2020 3:33 AM |
The Safety of Objects
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 24, 2020 3:35 AM |
"Bad Times At The El Royale" (2018)
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 24, 2020 4:20 AM |
Us (2019)
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 24, 2020 4:57 AM |
The Goldfinch
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 24, 2020 5:56 AM |
The Counselor was an interesting failure.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 24, 2020 6:09 AM |
The Last Jedi
The Predator
Hellboy (2019)
August Osage County
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 24, 2020 6:13 AM |
The Good Liar - such a huge letdown. And no nudity, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 24, 2020 6:18 AM |
I agree with "El Royale". I must have watched 2/3rds of it waiting for something to happen and then I gave up. "The Counselor" , lasted about 10 minutes. I love Ridley Scott but that was just a sinkhole of ennui.
"Wuthering Heights", early 90s ? edition, with Ralph Fiennes. Ralph Fiennes! yanked the video after 15 minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 24, 2020 6:21 AM |
The Other Side of the Wind
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 24, 2020 6:26 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 24, 2020 6:26 AM |
The House of the Spirits.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 24, 2020 6:31 AM |
The New World
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 24, 2020 6:36 AM |
Midnight in The Garden of Good and Evil
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 24, 2020 6:40 AM |
Jumper (2008).
Meh
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 24, 2020 6:46 AM |
Public Enemies (2009) Johnny Depp, Christian Slater, Marion Cotillard directed by Michael Mann
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 24, 2020 6:55 AM |
Gaga's Star is Born had good songs and good acting, but the story felt rushed and cliched.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 24, 2020 6:57 AM |
The Man Who Killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot should have been a hoot, but it was strangely boring. Not even the Sam Elliott's old man hotness could save it.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 24, 2020 8:46 AM |
Secret Window
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 24, 2020 9:52 AM |
R20 I agree. I had the read the book a few weeks before seeing the movie. I went in thinking it was going to be good, but it wasn't.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 24, 2020 2:58 PM |
A Wrinkle in Time seemed like it had great promise, but it was wasted.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 24, 2020 3:28 PM |
The recent remake of Suspiria. It was way too long, drab and boring. Plus Tilda Swinton playing an old man was totally distracting and unnecessary component of the film.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 24, 2020 5:19 PM |
Inception.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 24, 2020 5:26 PM |
The Nun's Story
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 24, 2020 5:32 PM |
The Good Shepherd.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 24, 2020 5:56 PM |
Widows.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 24, 2020 6:22 PM |
Ishtar
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 24, 2020 6:49 PM |
I am waiting to see Goldfinch but I did not like the lead actor.. He is not sexy, in my opinion.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 24, 2020 7:07 PM |
Believe it or not, Midnight in the Garden is one of my favorite movies.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 24, 2020 7:11 PM |
I enjoyed The Goldfinch but Elgort is awful. Idk how he keeps getting work
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 24, 2020 7:19 PM |
Another vote for The Good Liar, although I think it was the bordelone preposterous plot that did it in...
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 24, 2020 7:26 PM |
borderline
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 24, 2020 7:27 PM |
The fact Elgort was cast in West Side Story tells us all we need to know about this awful remake
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 24, 2020 7:30 PM |
R34 While watching Ishtar for the first time about 2 years ago I was convinced everyone else was wrong - that this was a great movie & Hoffman was excellent! Then the movie left New York and went bat shit crazy bad. Not even fun bad.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 24, 2020 7:40 PM |
Videodrome. Saw it stoned out of my mind & was tripped out by it. Then watched it again on HBO & was shocked how terrible ir was.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 24, 2020 7:44 PM |
Inland Empire--tried it twice and could only 1/2 hour in.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 24, 2020 7:51 PM |
Terminator 3. Lots of good ideas sprinkled across multiple sequels but nothing ever coalescing into something really good. Linda Hamiltion and Edward Furlong should have returned for T3.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 24, 2020 7:51 PM |
Public Enemies is a good example
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 24, 2020 8:01 PM |
The Friday the 13th remake. Man they fucked that up.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 24, 2020 8:26 PM |
Ya ya!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 24, 2020 8:31 PM |
R46 I don't know. I'd argue the earlier films worked best because they weren't so slick and didn't have any recognizable actors. A big budget remake just wouldn't have had the same feel no matter what. Having said that, they did fuck up on the kills which should have been the easiest thing to pull off and having Jason take a hostage.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 24, 2020 8:38 PM |
Horror movie remakes are almost always crap. Did anyone really think the Friday the 13th remake would be good?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 24, 2020 8:39 PM |
R49 I was really hoping it was going to be good. I think it's possible to remake horror well if you have the right talent involved and the original vision is executed. It seems like there are always creative disputes that happen and rewrites after rewrites that just bog down the whole thing. Hills Have Eyes, I Spit On Your Grave and even (parts of) Rob Zombie's Halloween succeeded IMO. I'm still hoping someone/some studio can successfully execute the Friday the 13th origin story and relaunch it as another successful franchise. Maybe a trilogy vs. endless "chapters" though.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 24, 2020 9:12 PM |
Star Wars: Epsiodes 1-3 and 7-9.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 24, 2020 9:31 PM |
R51 No one was expecting Rise of Skywalker to be any good after The Last Jedi. The Force Awakens wasn't that great but people still had hope that The Last Jedi would deliver.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 24, 2020 9:36 PM |
MACBETH (2015) starring Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard.
An ungodly mess of one of Shakespeare's greatest plays. Half the dialogue is jettisoned, rendering the plot incomprehensible; what remains is delivered, with scarce emotion, in mumbles or breathy whispers. Drama, character, and coherence are sacrificed for lighting effects, slow motion, and lots of fire & fog.
It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 24, 2020 11:29 PM |
I see what you did there.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 24, 2020 11:32 PM |
R53, Roman Polanski's Macbeth is really good (and very gory).
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 24, 2020 11:36 PM |
I've heard that Heaven's Gate owns this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 24, 2020 11:37 PM |
The Two Jakes
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 24, 2020 11:41 PM |
Sophie’s Choice.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 24, 2020 11:43 PM |
The Cotton Club
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 24, 2020 11:45 PM |
The latest Halloween and Terminator installments. Bringing original stars back and including Carpenter and Cameron in production felt like a really inspired move that really got my hopes up high but in the end both films sucked donkey balls. Halloween '18 was so bad it made even H20 look like a masterpiece in comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 24, 2020 11:54 PM |
Agree about 'Evening'. It should have been great, but it was boring. I forgot all about till this thread.
'A Thousand Acres' belongs here too. Great cast, great original source material, and just......flat as the Iowa plains it was set in.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 24, 2020 11:55 PM |
Reading the name the cotton club reminded me of another movie that could've been much better than it was: Harlem Nights, an Eddie Murphy production.
There were so many possibilities, it even had Della Reese, they never even gave her a full night club number for us to enjoy.
Overproduced yet underwritten, a real disappointment.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 24, 2020 11:57 PM |
Contagion. A good cast couldn't save this mess.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 25, 2020 12:06 AM |
Eddie Murphy. He has an unfortunate legacy of fucked up, shitty movies. That said, he really should have won the Oscar for Dreamgirls.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 25, 2020 1:04 AM |
Evening was a huge bore.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 25, 2020 2:55 AM |
[quote] Eddie Murphy.
Eddie Murphy isn't a movie.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 25, 2020 3:16 AM |
R66 you're fucking witty. Glad you got that fact of the day in before the day expired.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 25, 2020 6:11 AM |
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 25, 2020 6:38 AM |
Agree about Evening. Such an impressive cast but I didn't really feel anything or care about anyone. Toni should have just slipped Vanessa some morphine in the first few minutes and then spent 2 hours singing Broadway songs with Natasha, introducing the rest of the cast as special guests.
I recall seeing it in a very warm cinema where I had to stop myself falling asleep and Glenn Close's scream really woke up me.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 25, 2020 7:47 AM |
"Conspiracy" and "Downfall" would have worked so much better as musicals.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 25, 2020 8:14 AM |
[Quote] Halloween '18 was so bad it made even H20 look like a masterpiece in comparison.
And that one has Busta Rhymes as one of the main characters lol
by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 25, 2020 10:17 AM |
R71 Busta was in Halloween: Resurrection (along with Tyrannosaurus Banks). It was LL Cool J who played the sassy black guy in H20.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 25, 2020 12:06 PM |
Lucy in the sky 2019, Hellboy 2019, Doctor Dolittle 2020, and another one for Bad times at the El Royale. Boring and crappy acting.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | January 25, 2020 12:41 PM |
R72 my bad. I always get those 2 movies mixed up.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 25, 2020 1:33 PM |
Dark Shadows (2012)
It couldn't decide whether it wanted to be a moody, Gothic horror movie or a silly, outlandish comedy so it awkwardly stumbled back and forth between both instead.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 25, 2020 2:06 PM |
Most of them, actually.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 25, 2020 2:19 PM |
A Thousand Acres
by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 25, 2020 2:21 PM |
[quote]Horror movie remakes are almost always crap. Did anyone really think the Friday the 13th remake would be good?
I agree with you. I remember some people thought the Nightmare On Elm Street remake was going to be good because Jackie Earle Haley was cast to play Freddie Kruger. But, the makeup was really awful and Rooney Mara was an awful lead actress.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 25, 2020 8:56 PM |
R78, Yes, say what you want about some of the later movies of the Nightmare on Elm Street series. They may have been silly and a bit stupid, but they were NEVER boring until the remake came along. I'd describe the remake as if a vampire took the original and sucked all the life out of it.
Freddy Krueger was the only character in the whole movie with any personality whatsoever. The rest are just like mannequins. I suppose they could have acted like zombies because they were so exhausted from sleep deprivation, but that doesn't make them very interesting for the viewers to watch. Rooney Mara seemed bored, as though her attitude was "let's just get this over with so I can collect my paycheck and go home." But to be fair, the script didn't give her a whole lot to work with. I think they were just so concerned with giving Freddy cool things to do that they forgot to flesh out any of the other characters.
It is just one of the worst horror remakes out there.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 26, 2020 1:49 AM |
[Quote] It is just one of the worst horror remakes out there.
I'll take it over the Prom Night remake.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 26, 2020 9:20 AM |
The Wiz. I don't hate it but it should have been so much better. Sidney Lumet was the wrong choice for director. Diana Ross was on an ego-trip (she was 34 at the time, while the character from the stage version was much younger).
by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 26, 2020 9:35 AM |
The Irishman
by Anonymous | reply 82 | January 26, 2020 1:56 PM |
The Post
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 26, 2020 6:17 PM |
Ready Player One
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 26, 2020 7:00 PM |
Nocturnal Animals
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 29, 2020 10:02 PM |
The January Man, 1990. Great cast, script by John Patrick "Moonstruck" Shanley. Awful.
I Love You to Death, 1990. Another great cast, with a terrific story based on a real-life case of a wife trying to kill her unfaithful husband but utterly failing. I wanted to love this but it was so blah.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 29, 2020 10:11 PM |
Time Bandits.
Clue.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 29, 2020 10:13 PM |
There's a whole podcast about these types of films hosted by some gays that some of you may appreciate!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 29, 2020 10:17 PM |
The movie where Meryl Streep played Julia Child. She was so over the top with the scenery chewing, I thought she was going to jump out of the screen and start eating the theater seats.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 29, 2020 11:59 PM |
Marvin's Room
by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 30, 2020 12:22 AM |
^ I thought Marvin’s Room did the best it could with its very uneven source. I saw the play on Broadway a few years ago and preferred the film.
Diane Keaton has some beautiful scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | January 30, 2020 12:32 AM |
Love Ranch, starring Helen Mirren and Joe Pesci. Two great leads, a fun premise, a great director (Taylor Hackford) and a strong supporting cast including Bryan Cranston and DL fave Gina Gershon. It all should have worked, and yet it was a total bomb. In fact, I don't even think it got a wide release in the U.S., so not many people had the chance to see it.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | January 30, 2020 12:54 AM |
Meryl was not the problem with that movie, Amy/r89.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | January 30, 2020 1:58 AM |
The Light Between the Oceans
by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 30, 2020 3:02 AM |
Boyhood Hereditary Bird Box Bohemian Rhapsody
by Anonymous | reply 95 | January 30, 2020 7:02 AM |
Boyhood — really overrated and boring Hereditary - overrated Bird Box — silly Bohemian Rhapsody — way more tame and PG than I would have expected. Unrealistic. It was like someone waved a family friendly wand over the film and said “no real conflict, complexity, drug use, or sex.”
by Anonymous | reply 96 | January 30, 2020 7:06 AM |
Hereditary was fine up until the last half hour. Seeing Toni Colette fly around her house was great 😆
by Anonymous | reply 97 | January 30, 2020 9:18 AM |
Hereditary was garbage.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | January 30, 2020 3:56 PM |
I wasn't a fan of Hereditary, but I thought it was better than Us.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | January 30, 2020 3:58 PM |
Another vote for The Irishman. Got 2+ hours into it. Deeply disappointed.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | January 30, 2020 4:09 PM |
The Bonfire of the Vanities. What a disaster. And the book was such a zeitgeist.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | January 30, 2020 4:49 PM |
I loved Hereditary, but wasn't such a huge fan of Midsommar. I would describe it as Two Thousand Maniacs meets The Wicker Man but about an hour too long.
And similar to that, I loved The Witch but didn't really care for The Lighthouse. It had some good things going for it like the cinematography. It definitely deserves that Oscar nomination. But I had a hard time staying invested in the story (what little of it there was) and characters
by Anonymous | reply 102 | January 31, 2020 4:20 AM |
Parasite had a thought-provoking message but really dragged in the last hour. Could have edited out 30 minutes without changing it much.
Also, it was characterized as a horror movie, which was completely inaccurate. It was a psychological thriller.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | February 1, 2020 7:29 PM |
There was nothing that suggested "Evening" should have been great. The original source material was sub-par and masquerading as literature, and the movie, banking on that false notion, threw a lot of high-class names into material that couldn't sustain its prestigious pretensions. Tedious.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | February 1, 2020 7:48 PM |
The new Halloween was really a dud. They brought back Curtis and Carpenter and threw away all the sequels for THAT? Remember how they kept building it up as if it was some big expose of trauma and H20 ended up handling that subject much better?
I did like Carpenter's music score, though.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | February 1, 2020 7:59 PM |
r91, if you saw the Lili Taylor-Broadway version, that was the production, not the play, which is a small masterpiece. The Off-Broadway original production was magnificent.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | February 1, 2020 8:52 PM |
R105 It was good up until the third act. They really wasted Sartain's character.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | February 1, 2020 9:20 PM |
The Shipping News. All those Oscar Winners in the cast, and it still sucked. Maybe La Spacey was too busy hitting on all the local boys to work on his performance
by Anonymous | reply 108 | February 2, 2020 1:17 AM |
R108 There are a lot of stories about Spacey and the local boys when he was filming The Shipping News in Nova Scotia, including one where he tried to get a 15-year-old hitch-hiker to go down on him and kicked him out of the car in the middle of nowhere when he refused:
by Anonymous | reply 109 | February 2, 2020 7:45 AM |
Actually the Goldfinch was good but I almost stopped watching at the halfway point. The director had made me doubt him.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | February 2, 2020 9:02 AM |
One True Thing (1998)
by Anonymous | reply 111 | February 2, 2020 3:40 PM |
R110, the movie was good yet you still almost stopped watching it because you didn't trust the director? That's odd.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | February 2, 2020 3:49 PM |
The movie where the bear wrestles Leo DiCaprio. I've forgotten the name already.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | February 2, 2020 3:54 PM |
THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS
I was looking forward to seeing THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS, I liked the writer and director and the performers. But they all mumbled or whispered and the story was so convoluted that I left and snuck into a different movie.
Nothing special about catwoman.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | February 2, 2020 4:14 PM |
The Kids Are Alright. I loved High Art and Laurel Canyon and was looking forward Lisa Cholodenko’s first (more) mainstream release. It was just a corny domestic melodrama with overacting by Annette Bening and got a lot of awards for being a gay film too boring to offend anyone. What a letdown.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | February 2, 2020 4:29 PM |
R115 I agree. Bening's performance irritated the fuck out of me.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | February 2, 2020 5:33 PM |
R115 I’m pretty sure the lesbian community was offended that a movie about lesbians ended up with one of the women going off and having sex with a man for no reason (would a mainstream movie about two gay men end with one of them having sex with a woman?). You’d think the plot/script was created by a straight man. In 9/10 “lesbian” films, this is exactly what happens, or one of the women kills herself, or they break up so one of them can have “figure myself out” time. That movie sucked.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | February 2, 2020 5:36 PM |
Agree with R85 about NOCTURNAL ANIMALS. I sat through it thinking there would be a resolution or clarity or an explanation as to what was going on, but it's a lot of interesting and curious scenes with no story line.
Was it a novel within a novel, a movie within a movie, a news story within real life? Who knows? And who cares?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | February 4, 2020 4:38 PM |
R117 Julianne Moore’s character in The Kids are Alright was bisexual, not a lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | February 4, 2020 4:44 PM |
R119 it’s been awhile since I’ve seen it, so I forgot about that. I should’ve said movies featuring women in a same sex relationship. It’s just as bad if it portrays a bisexual woman in her committed relationship with a woman cheating on her with a man....plays right into the “bisexuals can’t be trusted” stereotype. Either way, disappointing.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | February 4, 2020 6:17 PM |
A Perfect World (1993)
by Anonymous | reply 121 | February 4, 2020 9:00 PM |
EVENT HORIZON - What a confusing, self-important, flat movie. Was this supposed to be another ALIEN?
by Anonymous | reply 122 | February 5, 2020 2:24 AM |
COVENANT - And speaking of ALIEN, what was going on in this movie?
by Anonymous | reply 123 | February 5, 2020 2:26 AM |
The Shipping News
by Anonymous | reply 124 | February 5, 2020 2:59 AM |
Dammit I missed the comments about The Shipping News above.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | February 5, 2020 3:00 AM |
New York, New York. Had so much potential, but De Niro was irritating. Liza was fantastic. The "Happy Endings" sequence was cut from the original release. Christ on a cracker, it was supposed to be a musical and they neglected the show stopper, but put it back in for a 1981 re-release..
by Anonymous | reply 126 | February 5, 2020 3:12 AM |
Whoever mentioned The Good Shepherd is spot on. I tried for the film’s entire run time to like it, but my god what a bore. Wretched script that totally wasted Damon and Jolie. Not to mention it’s also responsible for introducing us to Eddie Redmayne and his weird mouth ticks.
I personally didn’t think Knives Out was as good as everyone said it was. Daniel Craig’s accent kept taking me out of the movie.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | February 5, 2020 2:57 PM |
[quote] Wretched script that totally wasted Damon and Jolie. Not to mention it’s also responsible for introducing us to Eddie Redmayne and his weird mouth ticks.
What bothered me about this film was that I couldn’t see Redmayne as Damon’s and Jolie’s son. He looks nothing like either.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | February 5, 2020 5:16 PM |
The film versions of ANNIE and A CHORUS LINE, for various reasons.
I liked EVENING and I love NEW YORK, NEW YORK.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | February 5, 2020 5:30 PM |
R118 I wish I could have seen every DLers reaction to the opening credits of Nocturnal Animals 😆
R129 it wasn't great but A Chorus Line is still fun.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | February 5, 2020 11:15 PM |
UP IN THE AIR - miscast and sanctimonious
DRACULA - Francis Ford Coppola’s movie juuust missed being either a good film or a camp classic, whether it was Keanu or the healthy sprinkling of cheese.
GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL - Ralph Fiennes isn’t naturally charming or funny - Daniel Day-Lewis or Hugh Grant or even Richard E. Grant would have been better matches - and his use of kitsch (Tilda Swinton’s casting) showed a misunderstanding of Stefan Zweig’s romantic, suffocating and tragic stories.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | February 6, 2020 10:02 AM |
Casablanca
by Anonymous | reply 132 | February 6, 2020 10:20 AM |
The Best of Enemies(2019)- I watched this over the weekend and it wasn't awful, but it wasn't that great.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 23, 2020 4:42 PM |
MALEFICENT....such potential to be dark, scary, engulfing.... instead they turned it into to some sappy feminine redemption crap.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 23, 2020 4:50 PM |
The Devil's Candy is a fascinating examination of why "Bomfire of The Vanities" was such a disaster. DePalma wanted to redeem Sherman McCoy in the end. Tom Wolfe was smart he took the $ and made zero comments on the process.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 23, 2020 6:25 PM |
Elysium—what was Jodie Foster thinking when she used that accent? Why didn’t anyone stop her?
August Osage County
The Other Boleyn Girl—yaawwwnnn.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 23, 2020 6:44 PM |
The film adaptation of Proof.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | March 28, 2020 8:30 PM |
Crash. Yuck.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 28, 2020 8:33 PM |
R122 - I finally watched it because I had heard such good things about it. It had a couple of moments but I was overall disappointed. Sam Neill looked good at least.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 28, 2020 9:31 PM |
I'm too scared to watch Event Horizon. I chickened out after 5 minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | March 28, 2020 11:31 PM |
Clue---Not even Tim Curry could help.
Casino Royale---the first one with David Niven.
The Jackal---Upping the ante in weaponry and gore was a big fail. Great cast, no class.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 30, 2020 9:38 AM |
i second The Goldfinch.
It's a disappointment when your favorite book is made into a dud.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | March 30, 2020 9:44 AM |
Little Women
The Laundromat
Mary Poppins Returns
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
The Post
Florence Foster Jenkins
Suffragette
Ricki and the Flash
Into the Woods
August: Osage County
Hope Springs
The Iron Lady
It's Complicated
Julie & Julia
Doubt
Mamma Mia!
Lions for Lambs
Rendition
Evening
Prairie Home Companion
Prime
The Manchurian Candidate
The Hours
Adaptation.
Music of the Heart
One True Thing
Dancing at Lughnasa
Marvin's Room
Before and After
The Bridges of Madison County
The River Wild
The House of the Spirits
Death Becomes Her
Defending Your Life
Postcards from the Edge
She-Devil
A Cry in the Dark
Ironweed
Heartburn
Out of Africa
Plenty
Falling in Love
Still of the Night
The French Lieutenant's Woman
by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 30, 2020 1:38 PM |
I think it's better that you don't see movies, R143.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | March 30, 2020 2:35 PM |
R143 Now is not the time Glenn.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | March 30, 2020 2:49 PM |
R143 The Hours? That movie is one of my top favorites!!! And judging by that long list, it sounds like everything fails to live up to your standards.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | March 30, 2020 5:23 PM |
No, its just the anti-Meryl troll
by Anonymous | reply 148 | March 30, 2020 5:33 PM |
G is posting again?
by Anonymous | reply 149 | March 30, 2020 6:49 PM |
The Godfather 3. Such a disappointment.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | March 30, 2020 6:58 PM |
My Sweet Cunt
by Anonymous | reply 151 | March 30, 2020 6:59 PM |
1917
Dunkirk
Both stylishly directed, but I didn't give a shit about any of the characters
by Anonymous | reply 152 | March 30, 2020 7:00 PM |
I saw the preview for Clue in the theater and the audience seemed to be into it, esp. with that cast. Then, when the movie came out, the response was "ehh". Too bad, with that potential.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | March 30, 2020 7:39 PM |
Constantine - Casting Tilda Swinton as the angel was brilliant. She has an odd, ethereal quality that worked well. Good visual effects. And Peter Stormare as Satan was awesome. Love him. Keanu could have been good in this; he can play haunted. But it just never pulled together. Overlong maybe?
by Anonymous | reply 154 | March 30, 2020 7:55 PM |
I don't get it. I thought Clue was beloved? Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn, Lesley Ann Warren all fabulous?
by Anonymous | reply 155 | March 30, 2020 8:57 PM |
Ad Astra
by Anonymous | reply 156 | March 30, 2020 9:19 PM |
Burton's Alice In Wonderland. In theory it should have worked because Burton's movies generally focus on whimsy and fantasy. But it was just appallingly bad. I would add Burton's Willy Wonka as well . It's amazing how awful Tim Burton has become at the type of films that he became famous for.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | March 30, 2020 9:31 PM |
R155, Well, that IS the point: great cast, mediocre movie. "Clue" was one overlong and mirthless attempt at farce.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | March 30, 2020 9:31 PM |
R143 No I think his solution is not to see movies with Streep in them.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | March 30, 2020 9:34 PM |
Popeye. Perfect casting but a bomb. Robin Williams also had a comedic star studded flop with Club Paradise.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I mean how can you go wrong? Hiring Johnny Depp for one.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | March 30, 2020 9:34 PM |
R138 it wasn’t all bad. I got to make it with Elias Koteas on that project.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | March 30, 2020 10:43 PM |
[quote] Was it a novel within a novel, a movie within a movie, a news story within real life? Who knows?
Gus Van Sant’s TO DIE FOR with Nicole Kidman & Joaquin Phoenix leaves a very similar impression on the viewer, but that movie is at least somewhat interesting and fun in its grim, lurid, twisted silliness.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | March 30, 2020 10:48 PM |
R44 respectfully disagree.
I must be the only person alive, but I enjoy T3: RISE OF THE MACHINES more than any other Terminator movie. Yes, it was depressing - but isn’t this a story about an apocalypse that cannot be prevented? T2 has the storytelling edge in terms of sentiment (the whole found family/‘what is a man?’ angle) and most people prefer it an as action thriller because of the bike chases and metalhead aesthetic, but I find T3 is the only Terminator film that goes beyond this and makes emotional sense from a “shit’s fucked and we’re all (mostly) gonna die” perspective.
Nick Stahl is really excellent in it. He’s about the best Furlong’s John Connor could reasonably have hoped to become, given his upbringing and all he went through.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | March 30, 2020 11:02 PM |
r23, are you making a joke? The story felt cliche? It's the 4th remake it's not cliche it's homage.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | March 30, 2020 11:15 PM |
r44, he was drugged out and Linda was dealing with her bi-polar disorder which was being discovered and diagnosis.
Perhaps the franchised could have waited for them to get it together. She did with her divorce settlement but I'm not sure waiting for him would have worked.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | March 30, 2020 11:38 PM |
r88, a lot of those movies weren't bad.
The title suggest it is a bad movie. Great cast, great material, great director - or NOT. Something usually goes wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | March 30, 2020 11:48 PM |
The Age of Innocence. So painfully correct but deadly boring.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | March 31, 2020 12:07 AM |
Sweet Baby Jesus - R143 is making a -- you know -- joke.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | March 31, 2020 12:08 AM |
I Heart Huckabees
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Jude Law flameout.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | March 31, 2020 12:15 AM |
A Star Is Born (The Lady Gaga Version)
Loved the actors- (I despise Bradley Cooper yet I could not take my eyes off of him- he was EXCELLENT in this) Gaga, Sam Elliott- Such charismatic performances-
The film was beautifully shot, some of the music was excellent
The weak spot was some of Gaga's scenes were very amateurish, that SNL "performance" and song was HILARIOUSLY bad- it was almost comedic..
LOVED the title card at the beginning- It looked so 50's.. Very cool.
Somehow, the film REALLY dragged in parts and never really reached the heights that it should have...
It just didn't work for me. Not bad but not good... And also, its the kind of film that will have no repeat viewing quality.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | March 31, 2020 12:20 AM |
Nocturnal Animals was pretentious hogwash. I couldn't believe it got a wide release. It was like an expensive student film.
August: Osage County wastes a great cast and leaves out a lot of the play's nuances turning it into a bizarre series of "for your consideration" Oscar clips.
The new Halloween brought back Jamie Lee Curtis and erased all the sequels to end up being equally as inept and idiotic as many of the sequels it pretended it was superior to. At least John Carpenter came back to score it. Does anyone know how Laurie afforded her tricked out Looney Tunes house?
by Anonymous | reply 171 | March 31, 2020 12:34 AM |
Dracula (John Badham)
While Frank Langella and Kate Nelligan light up the screen, the whole thing is a mess. Ablate a sumptuous mess.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | March 31, 2020 12:42 AM |
The Wiz.
It should have been a joyful, rousing two hours but instead we got a dour, joyless musical with a sour, frumpy Diana Ross and a horrible wig that made her look like a 50 year old teacher. Plus clunky sets from Sidney Lumet who had no feel for a musical.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | March 31, 2020 1:15 AM |
Saw ASIB with Gaga and thought it was good...and haven't thought about it since.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | March 31, 2020 4:21 AM |
R161, I think r138 meant the Matt Dillon 2004 "Crash" that won over BBM was yuck, and not the sexy wound fetish Crash from a few years earlier...
by Anonymous | reply 175 | March 31, 2020 8:34 AM |
r170, that SNL spot was supposed to be bad. That was the point.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | March 31, 2020 9:57 AM |
I thought The Goldfinch was a good film, but it should have been a great film. You can't fit 750 pages into a 2 1/2 film without losing intricate parts and flow of a story. It would have served better if it were a 6-8 hour miniseries, like Angels in America.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | March 31, 2020 12:19 PM |
R177 I agree, it could have worked better as a mini-series. I wonder if it was ever considered for mini-series option at one point.
Stephen King's 11/22/63 was originally supposed to be a theatrical movie with Jonathan Demme attached to direct. There were creative issues between Demme and King about what to put in a film version, Demme left the project and allowed the option to lapse. JJ Abrams and Hulu then got it and turned into a mini-series which turned out ok.
I also thought The Help would have worked better as a mini-series instead of a movie.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | March 31, 2020 2:15 PM |
Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula. What in the actual hell was that? Keanu Reeves can’t pretend to be British to save his life and Winona Ryder’s English accent was almost as bad as Keanu’s. This movie was long, boring, weird, and oddly campy in some parts. It made no sense.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | March 31, 2020 6:49 PM |
Ford vs. Ferrari - it was OK, but no real thrills considering it was about car racing.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | March 31, 2020 6:52 PM |
"Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets" misses the mark with the cast of the two leads. Dane Dehaan and Cara Delevigne, who look more like adolescent siblings than space adventurers.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | March 31, 2020 9:21 PM |
Freeheld- had a good based on a true story plot and good cast. But, it wasn't great at all.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | April 20, 2020 2:48 AM |
King Kong 1976
King Kong 2005
by Anonymous | reply 183 | April 20, 2020 3:11 AM |
Speed Racer 2008
by Anonymous | reply 184 | April 20, 2020 3:14 AM |
La La Land
by Anonymous | reply 185 | April 20, 2020 3:18 AM |
Dark Shadows
by Anonymous | reply 186 | April 20, 2020 3:18 AM |
One would think Tim Burton would have gone DARK with Dark Shadows and showcased what he is good at...the camp factor coupled with Johnny Depp just killed an incredible opportunity. The same thing with Dumbo...it should have been magic with Tim Burton at the helm and it missed on so many levels.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | April 20, 2020 3:24 AM |
I find most Tim Burton films look great on paper but the execution is terrible. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Dumbo, Dark Shadows, Planet of the Apes.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | April 20, 2020 3:27 AM |
^ Totally agree with this. Dumbo and Dark Shadows were big letdowns
by Anonymous | reply 189 | April 20, 2020 3:30 AM |
Contagion.
The sequel in 3D Sensurround is awful. And I can’t figure out how to turn it off.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | April 20, 2020 4:04 AM |
“Crimson Peak” - Over-produced mess from director Guillermo Del Toro. Great cast: Tom Hiddleston, Jessica Chastain, Mia Wasikowska, Charlie Hunnam. Some moody, Victorian visuals. But the whole thing could have been done far better in b&w in the 1940’s in half the length. (And this is the picture that Del Toro did, instead of “The Hobbit.”)
And, now that I think of it, speaking of over-produced, all three of those overblown “Hobbit” movies churned out by Peter Jackson. He took a short, fun children’s book and extended it into something more bloated than “Gotterdamerung.”
by Anonymous | reply 191 | April 20, 2020 4:07 AM |
Poltergeist (1982) I tried to watch this again recently but I think Spielberg as writer and producer had too strong a hand in it. All that happy families stuff just bores me, the special effects were bad, and even the Jerry Goldsmith score was too much.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | April 20, 2020 4:28 AM |
JoBeth Williams was fantastic though r192, one of the great performances in horror. But I get what you're saying.
Apparently the tonal shifts you're referring to is because Tobe Hooper was the director and Spielberg the producer, but apparently Spielberg directed most of it.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | April 20, 2020 5:58 AM |
[quote]Dark Shadows
There was no chance in Hell that this movie was going to be good. It was doomed the second they cast Johnny Depp as Barnabas. That Tim Burton was directing was just another nail in the coffin.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | April 20, 2020 6:25 AM |
I wonder if Dark Shadows will ever be rebooted/remade again as a TV show. The 1991 show wasn't all that bad. The now defunct WB filmed a pilot revival in the mid 2000s, but didn't receive a series orders.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | April 20, 2020 3:52 PM |
Too many to name, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | April 20, 2020 4:28 PM |
[Quote] The now defunct WB filmed a pilot revival in the mid 2000s, but didn't receive a series orders.
Who was in it??
by Anonymous | reply 197 | April 20, 2020 5:43 PM |
I remember watching Shampoo years ago. The reviews were awesome. But it did nothing for me. It was good to see Goldie Hawn dropping the daffy routine and actually play a part
by Anonymous | reply 198 | April 20, 2020 6:36 PM |
SPECTRE. A convoluted mess.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | April 20, 2020 9:05 PM |
[quote]The now defunct WB filmed a pilot revival in the mid 2000s, but didn't receive a series orders.
[quote]Who was in it??
Alec Newman as (a very young) Barnabas. Marley Shelton as Victoria Winters. Jessica Chastain as Carolyn Stoddard. Blair Brown as Elizabeth Collins Stoddard. Martin Donovan as Roger Collins. Ivana Milicevic as Angelique. Matt Czuchry as Willie Loomis.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | April 20, 2020 9:14 PM |
I really hope that, someday, we get the full story about Poltergeist and who really directed what. With Hooper dead now, we'll never hear his side, but I wouldn't be surprised if he'd been silenced by Spielberg.
A friend of mine said this is why the movie has never really had one of those big, fancy special edition DVD/Blu-Ray releases with retrospectives and interviews with the cast and crew, because they don't want to dig up any dirt on the production. Not really sure why it would matter. It feels much more like a Spielberg movie to me and it's a good one. Whoever made the majority of the film should be proud.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | April 20, 2020 10:28 PM |
R200 thanks
by Anonymous | reply 202 | April 21, 2020 4:59 AM |
[quote]I really hope that, someday, we get the full story about Poltergeist and who really directed what. With Hooper dead now, we'll never hear his side, but I wouldn't be surprised if he'd been silenced by Spielberg.
I hope so too. I remember the E! True Hollywood story of Poltergeist had interviews with a few cast members who all pretty much gave the impression that Spielberg stepped in and took away a lot of control from Hooper. I wish that episode was online somewhere because I remember it was fun to watch and they also brought up weird stories that occurred while filming the sequels.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | April 21, 2020 5:55 AM |
R201 = Zelda Rubinstein.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | April 21, 2020 6:03 AM |
It makes sense Spielberg would have taken over. He was at his peak as a commercial movie director and producer.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | April 21, 2020 6:08 AM |
About Alice
by Anonymous | reply 206 | April 22, 2020 3:24 AM |
Wow I disagree with R192 completely- A near perfect film and JoBeth Williams deserved an Oscar nomination. (And I would have given one to Craig T Nelson and Beatrice Straight as well.... Love that film. I actually cared about the characters.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | April 22, 2020 3:29 AM |
R181 I agree, though I did enjoy the visuals. I know many people complain that older films and TV shows cast actors that were older than the part but modern films have gone to the opposite extreme. I frequently see actors cast in parts that they look far too young to be playing.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | April 22, 2020 3:38 AM |
Can I just say “Mamie Gummer” is the most un-fabulous name.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | April 22, 2020 3:49 AM |
Cadillac Records
by Anonymous | reply 210 | June 6, 2020 8:46 PM |
Not a movie, but the miniseries 'Self-Made' about Madame CJ Walker could have been wonderful. It wasn't.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | June 6, 2020 9:12 PM |
I agree R211. I thought some critics overrated it.
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